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Barack Obama Has Illiterate Supporters, Too!

Jesus weeps.Shortly after this photograph was taken, the gentleman on the right was offered the Republican nomination for vice president. He turned it down to go run Lehman Brothers instead. Thanks to Brian for sending this along.


12:54 PM on Tue October 7 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Bostoprov says at 12:57 pm, October 7th, 2008

    No, he’s a member of Joe Six PAC, the left-wing 427 group.

  2. sixPAC is a political action committee headed by the dreaded ‘Gang of Six’.

  3. Whitey Did Katrina says at 12:58 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Clearly, he runs the Joe Six Political Action Committee.

  4. Whitey Did Katrina says at 12:59 pm, October 7th, 2008

    TGY: Bostoprov: DAMN YOU ALL!!!!

  5. spencer says at 1:02 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Six-Pac is a brand of camper trailers so he may have been using his trailer as a spell check.

  6. cantabrigia says at 1:02 pm, October 7th, 2008

    My cousin Joe 30-pack wants Sarah Palin to know that Joe 6-pack is a wuss.

  7. The Real JR Revisted says at 1:03 pm, October 7th, 2008

    I’m thinking he’s from Hollywood. Like Girl 6 or Johnny 5 (who is alive, mind you).

  8. ManchuCandidate says at 1:03 pm, October 7th, 2008

    SpellCheck on the write was just showing his street cred by spelling Pack, the TuPac style.

    Otherwise… sigh.

  9. Bostoprov says at 1:03 pm, October 7th, 2008

    I think we used up all the funny.

  10. Delicious says at 1:03 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Stop making fun of the nice old former smelly hippies.

  11. tunamelt says at 1:03 pm, October 7th, 2008

    cantabrigia: You should meet my friend Joe Keg.

  12. The Real JR Revisted says at 1:04 pm, October 7th, 2008

    But wouldn’t Obama-Kegger be so much more hardcore and far more popular?

  13. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 1:04 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Is Sixpac related to Tupac?

  14. Hairy Reed says at 1:04 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Bostoprov: TGY: Whitey Did Katrina: Damn you all.

    Whitey Did Katrina: Damn you too.

  15. Tommy Says Soooo says at 1:05 pm, October 7th, 2008

    These two fought each other for a pint of cheap whiskey after the photo was shot. Bumfights returns on HBO, right after Real Time, Friday nights.

  16. Carrie_Okie says at 1:05 pm, October 7th, 2008

    ok 800 wonkTards already beat me to the same self-apparent wonk joke. K-Lay et als must have started kept drinking last night in prep for the debate.

  17. Gopherit v2.0 says at 1:05 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Sure, that looks silly, but he’s no republican conventioneer:

    http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/runfast800/rnc.jpg

  18. magic titty says at 1:06 pm, October 7th, 2008

    But there’s space for a ‘K’. He’s just not finished writing yet, you assholes.

  19. magic titty says at 1:07 pm, October 7th, 2008
  20. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:07 pm, October 7th, 2008

    NO NO he meant P.A.C…. you know… 527, TAX BREAKS. Lots of influence type thing. Our crap doesn’t stink. OUR CRAP DOESN’T STINK.

  21. Whitey Did Katrina: Can I Join if I change my name to Joe? But then it won’t be the Joe six, but the Joe seven, so I guess not.

  22. Hairy Reed says at 1:09 pm, October 7th, 2008

    magic titty: What did SHE leave room for? A scrawled picture of Obama playing soccer in the dirt with his Kenyan kin?

  23. Delicious says at 1:11 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Next post, please.

  24. Sara in the West says at 1:12 pm, October 7th, 2008

    This is actually a piece of performance art entitled “Irony & Hope–my heart weeps.” This guy will share it with his elitist friends and they will smugly chuckle over their arugula.

  25. AnnieGetYourFun says at 1:12 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Oh, stop. I think they’re cute.

  26. rmontcal says at 1:12 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Can I be “Joe Handle of Cheap Gin”?

  27. StripesAndPlaids says at 1:13 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Six Pack?

    Pussies.

  28. Cape Clod says at 1:13 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Given the examples of spelling mistakes made by Republican sign holders over the years, the chances of anyone other than Democrats spotting the error are pretty slight.

  29. Whitey Did Katrina says at 1:16 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Hairy Reed: Oh, I got double-damned. Damn it.

  30. Time to pac it in, everyone.

  31. tunamelt says at 1:18 pm, October 7th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: OMG, read other people’s jokes before you try and make your own, Shorts. God.

  32. Tommy Says Soooo says at 1:20 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Haha, suck it, soccer mom. We don’t need no effete European sports. We need real Ameri—, oops, Canada is close enough sports like hockey to mother.

    That or dropping napalm on wee pajama-wearing Asian Hef wannabes.

  33. Carleaux The Pup says at 1:21 pm, October 7th, 2008

  34. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:21 pm, October 7th, 2008

    What if it doesn’t actually say Pac at all? What if we just BELIEVE it says PAC and are deceived by our eyes. There is no way any Barry suppoortir wood half bad gammir.

  35. Sweetfoot says at 1:22 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Beer drinkers for Obama!

    Buchanan believes McCain will make Cheney look like Ghandi. We guess McCain must have a very itchy trigger finger. Must be all that singing along to beach Boys albums.

    http://www.democratbydesign.typepad.com

  36. Serolf Divad says at 1:24 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Bwahaha! You can’t fool me. That guy owns a MacBook Air and grows organic arugula in his vegetable garden, and she drives a Volvo and has seen all of Woody Allen’s movies.

  37. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:25 pm, October 7th, 2008

    tunamelt: I’ve been telling you that for years, Tuna.

  38. tunamelt: I think shorts was making fun of our mutual rush to the PAC joke. ;-)

  39. Carleaux The Pup says at 1:28 pm, October 7th, 2008
  40. DoctorCulturae says at 1:29 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Libruls can haz angree morans 2.

  41. Who knew that soccer moms and Joe six packs had become subversive 5th columnists? Hey, wait a minute…I drink six packs…do I hate America without even knowing it?!!?

  42. tunamelt says at 1:33 pm, October 7th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: You’re not an Obama supporter–you’re a Paultard.

  43. Tommy Says Soooo says at 1:35 pm, October 7th, 2008

    I really love it when Kyra Phillips on CNN “tosses” it to an expert. Um, what? Is this live?

  44. magic titty says at 1:36 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Hairy Reed: A large black phallus?

  45. …but as long as they punch the right button, which only requires them to be able to recognize the word ‘Obama’…

  46. Swingvoter says at 1:38 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Soccer Moms and Joe Six Pac are important Swing Voter Demographics in 2008. But will they make the Top 50 Swing Voters?

    #50 - Hockey Moms
    #45 - Dental Hygienists
    #43 - Ninjas
    #40 - Anonymous Sperm Donors
    #35 - Pot Heads

    http://swingvoters.wordpress.com

  47. AngryBlakGuy says at 1:39 pm, October 7th, 2008

    …dibs on Joe “40oz. Malt Liquor”!!!

  48. Itsjustme says at 1:40 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Gopherit v2.0: That’s how Bush pronounces it. Amurcans. So, Phonetically, he is close.

  49. tunamelt says at 1:40 pm, October 7th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Joe Colt 45?

  50. SayItWithWookies says at 1:41 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Can “Racists for Obama” be far behind?

  51. The Station Manager says at 1:41 pm, October 7th, 2008

    HUG LIFE.

  52. tunamelt says at 1:41 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Swingvoter: I hope a Swing Voter gives you the clap.

  53. Itsjustme says at 1:42 pm, October 7th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: THAT would RULE!

  54. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:42 pm, October 7th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: That’s like “Anti-Obama Hate Group for Obama”

  55. tunamelt says at 1:42 pm, October 7th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: Is that like Jews for Jesus?

  56. StupidGeek says at 1:43 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Give him a break. He probably drank his six pack then forgot how to spell. Happens to me all the time.

  57. thesycophant says at 1:46 pm, October 7th, 2008

    They can call themselves Soccer Moms and Joe Six Pacs alike, but I can tell immediately that they’re just aging hippies.

  58. Joe 6-Pac?

  59. obfuscator says at 1:52 pm, October 7th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: Their tv ad tagline: “Obama: He’s One of the Good Ones”.

  60. JoeFannyPack says at 1:53 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Come on, this is sexist. Why not have Soccer Dad and Josie Six Pac(k)?

  61. SayItWithWookies says at 1:58 pm, October 7th, 2008

    tunamelt: I like the Jews for Jesus. As a matter of fact, I’m starting a support group for them called Atheists for Jews for Jesus.

    Itsjustme: shortsshortsshorts: obfuscator: Americans — we’re confused, but we mean well. Now if we could only get the country to stop listening to AM radio…

  62. Itsjustme says at 1:59 pm, October 7th, 2008
  63. Adam Zand says at 2:00 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Maybe that guy is with beer lobbyists - PAC? Actually, all the lobbyists are w. McCain & Palin
    Open invite: Come produce your own social media election content at http://someelection08.ning.com

  64. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:04 pm, October 7th, 2008

    obfuscator: “Barack Obama: Not as Uppity as We Thought that One Time.”

  65. Fivetree says at 2:09 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Joe Huffer here! I wanna see the Schwing Voters next. And how ’bout Mavriks for Obama? Or Slack-Jawed, Sub-literate, inbred, Yokels for Obama?

  66. Serolf Divad says at 2:17 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Six Pac is like Tupac, only three times better.

  67. Mr Blifil says at 2:23 pm, October 7th, 2008

    I don’t see the problem. The guy runs six PACs. What could be clearer?

  68. Bill_TX says at 2:35 pm, October 7th, 2008

    It’s like a liberal version of the “GET A BRAIN, MORANS!” sign guy.

  69. Robbertjan says at 2:41 pm, October 7th, 2008

    ah well, the clever people who are already in the thank will think: “god bless him” and the ignorant are still looking for the type-o.

  70. bluebrazos says at 2:44 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Did anyone notice that the very right-hand part of this photo shows about half of some sort of poster with a picture of Jordi LaForge on it? This proves that Barack Obama is clearly a tool of Starfleet.

  71. themightysea says at 2:44 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Do they even make six-packs of arugula? I thought you had to delicately pluck each stem from the garden of an effete frenchman.

  72. That looks suspiciously like an attempt to seem rural and folksy, like when kids put letters backwards. I bet that guy is an Ivy League infiltrator trying to convert southerners with his poorly spelled signs.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  73. OkieHookerinEngland says at 3:08 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Beautiful.

  74. Sweetfoot says at 3:23 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Ugh

  75. Noisette says at 3:28 pm, October 7th, 2008

    OMG- I think that’s my dad.

  76. JoeFannyPack says at 3:34 pm, October 7th, 2008

    I was able to do a closer analysis of the picture and some wise ass Rebublican has altered the picture. If you look closely there is a suspicious space next to the ‘C’ in PAC. Somebody whited out the ‘K’ which was originally there. Oddly, though, I found that the Soccer Mom actually ‘FORKED’ Obama.

  77. Fivetree says at 5:02 pm, October 7th, 2008

    If you squint your eyes and look at the photo the image of a smiley face starts to emerge. What does that symbolize? I am not sure. Maybe Obama is going to bring back the 70s. Or maybe it’s not a smiley face at all but a death’s head. Oh no, I think I now see the Virgin Mary in the leaves on the trees in the background. Enough of this photo! It’s posessed, where is Snowbilly’s exorcist when you need him?

  78. Paulitik says at 6:08 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Ever since he fell into a Ketamine induced breakdown at a Rabbit in the moon show back in the 90’s, Joe simply can’t bear to see or write the letter “K”.

  79. Paradise says at 6:24 pm, October 7th, 2008

    good to know that old people are just as retarded as young people when it comes to spelling. god bless america.

  80. natoslug says at 6:36 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: I’m not impressed until they whip out their fudge-pacs for Obama signs.

  81. HollowBrain says at 6:50 pm, October 7th, 2008

    What a dumbass. Doesn’t she know it’s spelled “Socker”?

  82. ChatteringClass says at 6:52 pm, October 7th, 2008

    obfuscator: Or “Obama: He’s only half African”

  83. rocktonsammy says at 6:56 pm, October 7th, 2008

    as long as Joe can meander his fat ass to the polls on Nov.3rd, I have no problem, oh wait…

  84. tocute2btrue says at 8:39 pm, October 7th, 2008

    Go figure, those two at a Gay/Lesbain rally, I will take their Vote.
    “Read my lips no new Taxes” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HGDT

  85. SisterTruth says at 11:24 pm, October 7th, 2008

    I’m a racially cynical black woman, but those signs make me love white people. It even almost makes me want to run up and hug them, but then they’d think I was trying to steal their wallets/purses.

  86. scarface1950 says at 1:28 am, October 8th, 2008

    joe six pack pac….a beer lobby from phoenix

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