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Barack Obama Has Illiterate Supporters, Too!

by Sara K. Smith  12:54 pm October 7, 2008

Jesus weeps.Shortly after this photograph was taken, the gentleman on the right was offered the Republican nomination for vice president. He turned it down to go run Lehman Brothers instead. Thanks to Brian for sending this along.

{ 86 comments }

Bostoprov October 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm

No, he’s a member of Joe Six PAC, the left-wing 427 group.

TGY October 7, 2008 at 12:58 pm

sixPAC is a political action committee headed by the dreaded ‘Gang of Six’.

Whitey Did Katrina October 7, 2008 at 12:58 pm

Clearly, he runs the Joe Six Political Action Committee.

Whitey Did Katrina October 7, 2008 at 12:59 pm

[re=123467]TGY[/re]: [re=123462]Bostoprov[/re]: DAMN YOU ALL!!!!

spencer October 7, 2008 at 1:02 pm

Six-Pac is a brand of camper trailers so he may have been using his trailer as a spell check.

cantabrigia October 7, 2008 at 1:02 pm

My cousin Joe 30-pack wants Sarah Palin to know that Joe 6-pack is a wuss.

The Real JR Revisted October 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm

I’m thinking he’s from Hollywood. Like Girl 6 or Johnny 5 (who is alive, mind you).

ManchuCandidate October 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm

SpellCheck on the write was just showing his street cred by spelling Pack, the TuPac style.

Otherwise… sigh.

Bostoprov October 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm

I think we used up all the funny.

Delicious October 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Stop making fun of the nice old former smelly hippies.

tunamelt October 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm

[re=123489]cantabrigia[/re]: You should meet my friend Joe Keg.

The Real JR Revisted October 7, 2008 at 1:04 pm

But wouldn’t Obama-Kegger be so much more hardcore and far more popular?

Canmon (the Inadequate) October 7, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Is Sixpac related to Tupac?

Hairy Reed October 7, 2008 at 1:04 pm

[re=123462]Bostoprov[/re]: [re=123467]TGY[/re]: [re=123468]Whitey Did Katrina[/re]: Damn you all.

[re=123470]Whitey Did Katrina[/re]: Damn you too.

Tommy Says Soooo October 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm

These two fought each other for a pint of cheap whiskey after the photo was shot. Bumfights returns on HBO, right after Real Time, Friday nights.

Carrie_Okie October 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm

ok 800 wonkTards already beat me to the same self-apparent wonk joke. K-Lay et als must have started kept drinking last night in prep for the debate.

Gopherit v2.0 October 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Sure, that looks silly, but he’s no republican conventioneer:

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/runfast800/rnc.jpg

magic titty October 7, 2008 at 1:06 pm

But there’s space for a ‘K’. He’s just not finished writing yet, you assholes.

magic titty October 7, 2008 at 1:07 pm

[re=123502]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Bastard.

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 1:07 pm

NO NO he meant P.A.C…. you know… 527, TAX BREAKS. Lots of influence type thing. Our crap doesn’t stink. OUR CRAP DOESN’T STINK.

azw88 October 7, 2008 at 1:08 pm

[re=123468]Whitey Did Katrina[/re]: Can I Join if I change my name to Joe? But then it won’t be the Joe six, but the Joe seven, so I guess not.

Hairy Reed October 7, 2008 at 1:09 pm

[re=123515]magic titty[/re]: What did SHE leave room for? A scrawled picture of Obama playing soccer in the dirt with his Kenyan kin?

Delicious October 7, 2008 at 1:11 pm

Next post, please.

Sara in the West October 7, 2008 at 1:12 pm

This is actually a piece of performance art entitled “Irony & Hope–my heart weeps.” This guy will share it with his elitist friends and they will smugly chuckle over their arugula.

AnnieGetYourFun October 7, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Oh, stop. I think they’re cute.

rmontcal October 7, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Can I be “Joe Handle of Cheap Gin”?

StripesAndPlaids October 7, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Six Pack?

Pussies.

Cape Clod October 7, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Given the examples of spelling mistakes made by Republican sign holders over the years, the chances of anyone other than Democrats spotting the error are pretty slight.

Whitey Did Katrina October 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm

[re=123503]Hairy Reed[/re]: Oh, I got double-damned. Damn it.

Tra October 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Time to pac it in, everyone.

tunamelt October 7, 2008 at 1:18 pm

[re=123521]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: OMG, read other people’s jokes before you try and make your own, Shorts. God.

Tommy Says Soooo October 7, 2008 at 1:20 pm

Haha, suck it, soccer mom. We don’t need no effete European sports. We need real Ameri—, oops, Canada is close enough sports like hockey to mother.

That or dropping napalm on wee pajama-wearing Asian Hef wannabes.

Carleaux The Pup October 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm

What if it doesn’t actually say Pac at all? What if we just BELIEVE it says PAC and are deceived by our eyes. There is no way any Barry suppoortir wood half bad gammir.

Sweetfoot October 7, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Beer drinkers for Obama!

Buchanan believes McCain will make Cheney look like Ghandi. We guess McCain must have a very itchy trigger finger. Must be all that singing along to beach Boys albums.

http://www.democratbydesign.typepad.com

Serolf Divad October 7, 2008 at 1:24 pm

Bwahaha! You can’t fool me. That guy owns a MacBook Air and grows organic arugula in his vegetable garden, and she drives a Volvo and has seen all of Woody Allen’s movies.

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 1:25 pm

[re=123544]tunamelt[/re]: I’ve been telling you that for years, Tuna.

Tra October 7, 2008 at 1:27 pm

[re=123544]tunamelt[/re]: I think shorts was making fun of our mutual rush to the PAC joke. ;-)

Carleaux The Pup October 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm
DoctorCulturae October 7, 2008 at 1:29 pm

Libruls can haz angree morans 2.

dano October 7, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Who knew that soccer moms and Joe six packs had become subversive 5th columnists? Hey, wait a minute…I drink six packs…do I hate America without even knowing it?!!?

tunamelt October 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm

[re=123549]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: You’re not an Obama supporter–you’re a Paultard.

Tommy Says Soooo October 7, 2008 at 1:35 pm

I really love it when Kyra Phillips on CNN “tosses” it to an expert. Um, what? Is this live?

magic titty October 7, 2008 at 1:36 pm

[re=123528]Hairy Reed[/re]: A large black phallus?

TGY October 7, 2008 at 1:36 pm

…but as long as they punch the right button, which only requires them to be able to recognize the word ‘Obama’…

Swingvoter October 7, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Soccer Moms and Joe Six Pac are important Swing Voter Demographics in 2008. But will they make the Top 50 Swing Voters?

#50 – Hockey Moms
#45 – Dental Hygienists
#43 – Ninjas
#40 – Anonymous Sperm Donors
#35 – Pot Heads

http://swingvoters.wordpress.com

AngryBlakGuy October 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm

…dibs on Joe “40oz. Malt Liquor”!!!

Itsjustme October 7, 2008 at 1:40 pm

[re=123512]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: That’s how Bush pronounces it. Amurcans. So, Phonetically, he is close.

tunamelt October 7, 2008 at 1:40 pm

[re=123586]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Joe Colt 45?

SayItWithWookies October 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm

Can “Racists for Obama” be far behind?

The Station Manager October 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm

HUG LIFE.

tunamelt October 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm

[re=123584]Swingvoter[/re]: I hope a Swing Voter gives you the clap.

Itsjustme October 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm

[re=123592]SayItWithWookies[/re]: THAT would RULE!

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm

[re=123592]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That’s like “Anti-Obama Hate Group for Obama”

tunamelt October 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm

[re=123592]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Is that like Jews for Jesus?

StupidGeek October 7, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Give him a break. He probably drank his six pack then forgot how to spell. Happens to me all the time.

thesycophant October 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm

They can call themselves Soccer Moms and Joe Six Pacs alike, but I can tell immediately that they’re just aging hippies.

Godot October 7, 2008 at 1:51 pm

Joe 6-Pac?

obfuscator October 7, 2008 at 1:52 pm

[re=123592]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Their tv ad tagline: “Obama: He’s One of the Good Ones”.

JoeFannyPack October 7, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Come on, this is sexist. Why not have Soccer Dad and Josie Six Pac(k)?

SayItWithWookies October 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm

[re=123597]tunamelt[/re]: I like the Jews for Jesus. As a matter of fact, I’m starting a support group for them called Atheists for Jews for Jesus.

[re=123595]Itsjustme[/re]: [re=123596]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: [re=123613]obfuscator[/re]: Americans — we’re confused, but we mean well. Now if we could only get the country to stop listening to AM radio…

Itsjustme October 7, 2008 at 1:59 pm

[re=123613]obfuscator[/re]: Win

Adam Zand October 7, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Maybe that guy is with beer lobbyists – PAC? Actually, all the lobbyists are w. McCain & Palin
Open invite: Come produce your own social media election content at http://someelection08.ning.com

shortsshortsshorts October 7, 2008 at 2:04 pm

[re=123613]obfuscator[/re]: “Barack Obama: Not as Uppity as We Thought that One Time.”

Fivetree October 7, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Joe Huffer here! I wanna see the Schwing Voters next. And how ’bout Mavriks for Obama? Or Slack-Jawed, Sub-literate, inbred, Yokels for Obama?

Serolf Divad October 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Six Pac is like Tupac, only three times better.

Mr Blifil October 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm

I don’t see the problem. The guy runs six PACs. What could be clearer?

Bill_TX October 7, 2008 at 2:35 pm

It’s like a liberal version of the “GET A BRAIN, MORANS!” sign guy.

Robbertjan October 7, 2008 at 2:41 pm

ah well, the clever people who are already in the thank will think: “god bless him” and the ignorant are still looking for the type-o.

bluebrazos October 7, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Did anyone notice that the very right-hand part of this photo shows about half of some sort of poster with a picture of Jordi LaForge on it? This proves that Barack Obama is clearly a tool of Starfleet.

themightysea October 7, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Do they even make six-packs of arugula? I thought you had to delicately pluck each stem from the garden of an effete frenchman.

Miller October 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm

That looks suspiciously like an attempt to seem rural and folksy, like when kids put letters backwards. I bet that guy is an Ivy League infiltrator trying to convert southerners with his poorly spelled signs.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

OkieHookerinEngland October 7, 2008 at 3:08 pm

[re=123691]Serolf Divad[/re]: Beautiful.

Sweetfoot October 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm

Ugh

Noisette October 7, 2008 at 3:28 pm

OMG- I think that’s my dad.

JoeFannyPack October 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm

I was able to do a closer analysis of the picture and some wise ass Rebublican has altered the picture. If you look closely there is a suspicious space next to the ‘C’ in PAC. Somebody whited out the ‘K’ which was originally there. Oddly, though, I found that the Soccer Mom actually ‘FORKED’ Obama.

Fivetree October 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm

If you squint your eyes and look at the photo the image of a smiley face starts to emerge. What does that symbolize? I am not sure. Maybe Obama is going to bring back the 70s. Or maybe it’s not a smiley face at all but a death’s head. Oh no, I think I now see the Virgin Mary in the leaves on the trees in the background. Enough of this photo! It’s posessed, where is Snowbilly’s exorcist when you need him?

Paulitik October 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm

Ever since he fell into a Ketamine induced breakdown at a Rabbit in the moon show back in the 90′s, Joe simply can’t bear to see or write the letter “K”.

Paradise October 7, 2008 at 6:24 pm

good to know that old people are just as retarded as young people when it comes to spelling. god bless america.

natoslug October 7, 2008 at 6:36 pm

[re=123691]Serolf Divad[/re]: I’m not impressed until they whip out their fudge-pacs for Obama signs.

HollowBrain October 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm

What a dumbass. Doesn’t she know it’s spelled “Socker”?

ChatteringClass October 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm

[re=123613]obfuscator[/re]: Or “Obama: He’s only half African”

rocktonsammy October 7, 2008 at 6:56 pm

as long as Joe can meander his fat ass to the polls on Nov.3rd, I have no problem, oh wait…

tocute2btrue October 7, 2008 at 8:39 pm

Go figure, those two at a Gay/Lesbain rally, I will take their Vote.
“Read my lips no new Taxes” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HGDT

SisterTruth October 7, 2008 at 11:24 pm

I’m a racially cynical black woman, but those signs make me love white people. It even almost makes me want to run up and hug them, but then they’d think I was trying to steal their wallets/purses.

scarface1950 October 8, 2008 at 1:28 am

joe six pack pac….a beer lobby from phoenix

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