Lynch Mob.Ignorant clown Sarah Palin is the laughing stock of the Entire World, which means her only remaining value to the McCain campaign is to yell racist crap at mouth-breathing old wingnuts, in white Florida suburbs, so that at least those people will possibly remember to go to the polls on November 4 … because otherwise the Negroes will make “Ebonics” be the National Anthem and require all white trash kids to listen to Hip Hop. Oh wait, too late on that last point!

The Washington Post reports on Palin yelling about the blacks, at some shithole rally in Florida:

“Now it turns out, one of his earliest supporters is a man named Bill Ayers,” Palin said.

“Boooo!” said the crowd.

“And, according to the New York Times, he was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that, quote, ‘launched a campaign of bombings that would target the Pentagon and our U.S. Capitol,'” she continued.

“Boooo!” the crowd repeated.

“Kill him!” proposed one man in the audience.

Honestly, will anyone be surprised if that angry dingbat Palin starts waving a Confederate Flag and demanding Obama be “sent back to Africa”?

In Fla., Palin Goes for the Rough Stuff as Audience Boos Obama [Washington Post]

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  1. Instead of selling Alaska back to Roosha, why not sell it to the Chinese?

    Love to see what happens when Sarah “White Power” Palin sings “Me Chinee, me pray joke” to their Asian overlords.

  2. They’re really pushing this Ayers thing. Maybe it would have worked in June, but now that everyone can clearly see that WALNUTS! is senile and Palin is a moron, they’re a little less credible.

  3. When she no longer has a body of Secret Service heavies there to protect her, Barbie may realize her tone does not exactly endear her to a very large segment of society. On the other hand, I will enjoy her inevitable foray into celebrity boxing.

  4. Surely this new effective strategy, being as progressive and tolerant as anyone could ask for, will maybe keep Barry alive through January, when he is to be inaugurated.

  5. White Men! White women! The elephant is calling you. The Jew is using the black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, whitey? Just sit there? Of course not. You, are going to join with us. The members of the Republican Party. An organisation of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you.

  6. I have a suspicion that the kind of people still going to McCain rallies would react this way to anyone Palin mentioned in the same breath with Obama. She should really relax and have fun with it.

    “Now it turns out, one of his earliest supporters is a man named Santa Claus,” Palin said.

    “Boooo!” said the crowd.

    “And, according to the New York Times, goes out every Christmas in a sleigh pulled by reindeer and delivers gifts to all the good children of the world, even the poorest ones who would never, ever have a moment of happiness on that precious day otherwise’” she continued.

    “Boooo!” the crowd repeated.

    “Kill him!” proposed one man in the audience.

  7. Palin just figures that after she gets the ball rolling toward social disintegration down in the lower 48, she can retreat to her bunker in Alaska, wait for the civil war to play itself out, and then she and the First Dude and Trig and Rock Hammer and whoever else in her army will march down and conquer us all.

  8. “Smaller government! We hate government! He attacked the government? Kill him! We love our government! The government taxes us? We hate government! Drown the government in a bathtub!” America, this is the impression I get when I listen to your Republicans. America, is this correct?

  9. Well if the whole politics thing doesn’t work out for her, this sounds like a pretty good set-up for her entry into gonzo interracial porn.

  10. her only remaining value to the McCain campaign is to yell racist crap at mouth-breathing old wingnuts,

    But, hey, at least someone involved in that campaign still has value. GLASS HALF FULL, guys.

  11. So her husband, the snowbilly, meth makin’ snow mawshine racer, belongs to a secessionist party for like a decade and Obama is anti-American for maybe sitting in the same room with Bill Ayers? Oh and what about the domestic terrorists Palin supports? You know, the women’s health clinic bombers. Or the environmental terrorists who hunt wolves from the air.

  12. And that NYTimes article they’re all citing now about Ayers — they neglect to mention that in the article it says the two haven’t had much to do with each other for years now.

    Hell, the Obama campaign should play up this hysteria: “Barack Obama — if the Republican Party is this afraid of him, he must be good for regular folks.”

  13. [re=122781]Thegreatbacon[/re]:

    “Smaller government! We hate government! He attacked the government? Kill him! We love our government! The government taxes us? We hate government! Drown the government in a bathtub!” America, this is the impression I get when I listen to your Republicans. America, is this correct?

    Well, aside from your use of complete sentences …

  14. She can rile up the bottom feeders of the base all she wants, but that won’t save their sinking shit ship. They need the moderates/independents and them folk hate her guts.

  15. Jesus, wouldn’t you just hate to be a Secret Service agent at one of these fucking rallys? It’s not like you can do anything without being called a “jackbooted government thug” by…say…Sarah Palin’s beloved NRA.

  16. “Okay, so Florida, you know that you’re going to have to hang onto your hats,” Sarah Palin told a rally of a few thousand here this morning, “because from now until Election Day it may get kind of rough.”

    But she knows they like it rough. Break out the wetsuits!

  17. The best part of the article:

    “I was reading my copy of the New York Times the other day,” she said.

    “Booooo!” replied the crowd.

    Big mistake Sarah. Last thing they want to hear about is their candidate reading.

  18. [re=122792]hardcorepops[/re]: You can’t blame her. She has no fucking idea what she’s doing at all. Ready from day one…….

  19. even if she wasn’t a simple-minded white trash religious fanatic, her whiny shrill is so annoying that there is no way I could ever vote for her. did the idiots over at the McCain campaign ever listen to her talk before they picked her for the VP slot?

  20. Barack, you should know that you are forever tainted by the quality of people who are members of the same groups you are. You are from Chicago! Ayers is from Chicago! You are the same people! You are Al Capone! You are Ernie Banks! You are Catherine Zeta-Jones dancing in her underwear!

  21. [re=122802]facehead[/re]: Forgive her, she reads “anything” if you place it in front of here, that’s what she told Katie. It must be some sort of disorder, bless her strange little (shriveled, evil) heart.

  22. “I was reading my copy of the New York Times the other day,” she said.

    I call bullshit. She definitely get’s all her news from US Weekly, doncha know.

  23. I thought her husband was part Eskimo. That really really scares me, with theie nose kissing, and ice fishing, blubber eating, and polar bear humping. If my kids adopted those values, I’d have alot more to worry about than if they were in the Crypts.

  24. Cogito Ergo Bibo:
    Celebrity boxing presents the battle of the snowbilly ice queens: Tonya ‘Why meeeee’ Harding versus Sarah ‘Bull Sh/Pit’ Palin

  25. Pity there’s no town hall meeting for our Mother Moose. There she could be asked one of those demrat ‘gotcha’ questions, such as: During the Civil War, on which side was Alaska aligned with?

    Palin might be tempted to blurt out:
    A. The North
    B. Neither side. Alaska hadn’t been admitted as a state yet.
    C. Could you define “Civil War”?

    Answer: the fucking Ruskytanianist side. It was a goddam Czarist territory.
    One can dream.

  26. It’s kinda sad. Palin holds no currency with the Hillary bitters (where are they?), the independents or even the bible thumpers. Her role? Being a lawn jockey for crackers. I do have to say, she’s perfect for the job and the best part? McCain/Palin are failing more each and every day.

  27. Ayers sounds pretty close to aryan, which will make easy for Palin to segway into why being part of the master race makes her and McCain more qualified to lead the Reich.

  28. [re=122779]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Remember: Alaska is where the Seed for the post-Apocalyptic world will spring forth.

    Shit. We as a species do deserve to die.

  29. I fail to see how these kinds of rallies are supposed to win over swing voters. Unless by “swing voters” you mean people that want to lynch uppity candidates…wink wink.

  30. [re=122844]Borat[/re]: Oooo, you so in trouble when SKS gets back from her stint entertaining socialist hippie America on SNL. So, so in trouble.

    [re=122844]Borat[/re]: The Todd is 1/32 sled dog.

  31. [re=122857]dano[/re]: That’s the thing. The “swing votes” don’t want to hear any of this. Given the numbers, they are actually avoiding McCain/Palin like the, the, ahh whatever…

  32. I’m sorry, I have no snark. I find it very sad that racism is still so strong in Central Florida. As a child I remember the Klan Marching in my hometown and my being scared shitless. AND I AM WHITE!

  33. What is sad for her is that the epilogue on her 15 minutes will be very unflattering. What substance has she added – none.

    Tina Fey for Empress!!!!

  34. The joke is on her when Obama proposes and Congress passes a law requiring governors to pass the same English, math, and civics tests as required for high school juniors and applicants for citizenship.

  35. By the last week, I’m betting McNasty’s gang will be bringing Larry Sinclair out of the homeless shelter/jail/sanitarium/bus station men’s room.

  36. [re=122869]Itsjustme[/re]: This might cheer you up then.

    I’m in NYC. About a decade ago, the KKK wanted to march in manhattan.
    Because of some obscure law, protesters aren’t allowed to wear masks.
    Consequently, only several dozen KKK members showed up, and everyone
    just laughed at them. The End.

  37. [re=122875]stew[/re]: And then he will have the election in the bag BECUZ IT IS A WELL KNOWN FAKT THAT LARRY IS CORREKT.

    Goddamnit I remember when that whole thing was blowing up and there were all kinds of FUCKERS here on Wonkette doing battle. Many lives were lost.

  38. [re=122847]drsam[/re]: No, “Why Meeeeee” was the skinny gal what got the busted knee–Nancy Kerrisumthin. Tonya was more like “heh, heh, heh… suck it, loser!” By the way, Tonya is an experienced fighter in both the ring and various roadhouse parking lots here in Oregon. She would have Palin curbed and bleeding in five seconds flat.

  39. [re=122851]S.Luggo[/re]: During the veep “debate”, Ifill asked Palin about her Achilles’ Heel. Palin responded by barfing a list of her strengths, and everybody assumed she was just blowing Gwen off. Thinking about it, I bet she doesn’t know what an Achilles’ Heel is.

  40. [re=122869]Itsjustme[/re]: You think racism is alive & well in Central FL, you need to hie yourself over to East Texas (you know James Byrd land). I’m scared to drive through there & I’m white!

  41. [re=122857]dano[/re]: I can’t believe those women that were sitting behind her today. I want to bitch slap each and every one of them. I can only hope that Hopey is one charming Mother tomorrow night and makes them swoon.

  42. so, I have no doubt that Palin is, personally, a racist, but I just don’t see anything racist in the above rant. Dumbist, sure. But not overtly racist. This seems straw-graspy to me…

  43. [re=122783]Iggy Plop[/re]: [re=122778]WildingYouth[/re]: The porn industry is fleet of foot. I just KNOW someone has made, or is in the process of making, “Daddy Spanks Naughty Sarah” starring WALNUTS! and Palin look-a-likes. Perhaps we could suggest some “dialog.”

  44. [re=122869]Itsjustme[/re]: On the plus side, Downtown Orlando’s gearing up for the Pride Parade this Sunday. There are rainbow flags all over the place, and not a klansman in sight. A quick trip to Bithlo or Astatula…and well…that’s a different story all together.

    BTW, I like how the mention of the NY Times elicited “boos” from the crackers down here. So NYC = liberal elitist welfare joos, except when it comes to 9/11 (never forget). Then we’re all one nation under baby Jesus.

  45. [re=122923]Itsjustme[/re]:
    Me too. My neighbor had Fox on the tube today, and for a minute or two after I went over there, I thought something of substance had happened/changed. Just more of their usual crap. Hey, some folks like supermarket tabloids. The snow queen just keeps diggin’ herself and Grumpy Grampy deeper.

  46. Is Ayers a black guy? I always assumed he was some kinda suburban white communist, since he was a Weatherman or whatever. Huh. I guess I’M the racist.

  47. Wait, Ayers IS a whitey. So where’s the racism in her rant? Douchism, sure, but the crowd seems to want to kill Ayers for being a bomb-throwing arnychist. Seems a reasonable response.

    Dammit, now I’m going to actually have to read the link to figure out what Layne is going on about. Damn you, you literaturist!

  48. I wonder what the Toodster does to shut her the hell up?

    This Jew Six Pack is increasing his consumption to 12 pack until she goes back to Alaska.

  49. I really cant see why any one would want a president who does not put his hand on his heart
    for the pledge of allegiance…Who wont sing OUR national anthem..That to me is very unpatriotic.
    I personally don’t want a leader who does not do the things that true americans do..To me its not a
    black or white thing or even gender, Its who is a true American who stands up and and is proud to be a American, who can sing OUR national anthem with pride..and Obama doesn’t do either..What a poor presidential candidate we have!!Seems like they will let anyone who wants to be for president..

  50. [re=123018]luckylady[/re]: They are called FACTS, dear – you should try looking them up once in a while.

    Who let the troll out, anyway?

  51. Hey, this is great for Democrats, because everyone knows that Republicans have never won a presidential election with a stupid and/or scary VP candida…. Oh, shit.

  52. Obama’s gonna call McCain on all of this shit and then say, “Why can’t you even look me in the eye? Feeling guilty?”

    To which Johnny Walnutz McCarpetbagger will turn bright red, turn to Obama and yell, “listen you uppity Ni–er!” and leap at the senator, which will prompt the Secret Service blast away at McCain, killing him, but solidifying the pro-gun NRA vote.

  53. Clearwater is a seemingly lovely town that happens to be the celebrity HQ for the church of Scientology. Many members of that insane cult reside there, blissfully unaware that their fancy hotel is where Keith Richards woke up in the middle of the night after dreaming the riff of “Satisfaction.” Weird vibes will continue to haunt the place until a 100-foot staue of Keef is erected. Palin is playing with something she cannot begin to fathom.

  54. [re=122781]Thegreatbacon[/re]: That’s good, bacon, but you need to misspell more words. And mention “Jesus” in there somewhere, while you’re at it.

    Or jus conflate Jesus and His Will with our government. But only at those moments when we love it.

  55. [re=122830]facehead[/re]: “SHOW US YOUR TITS!!! WOO-HOOOO!”

    Um … I’m on a Heavy Metal message board (Oh, shut up … like *you* don’t love any Good Bad Music) and they’re way ahead of you. Today’s chief discussion was “WOULD YOU BONE SARAH PALIN?”

    They’re mostly supporters, though … alas. They’ve been saying things like, “I don’t see any reason why she wouldn’t make a great VP!” I think they’re excited at the idea of voting for someone Boneable.

    I listed some reasons why she wouldn’t be so good. They were polite, but weren’t buying it.

  56. After this mockery gets sent back to Alaska, she’ll finish out her term, then work retail at the snowmobile store for a few years, until the family needs a few bucks for Piper’s Vo-Tech education, and Sarah starts competing for tips in the Wasilla Ladies Hot Oil Wrestling Competition.

  57. I woulda loved to have been in the room when her people were explaining the Weather Underground to her. You know she don’t know shit about anything that ever happened outside fucking Wasilla High.

  58. [re=123064]iolanthe[/re]: Perhaps you should point out them that under a Bible Spice administration, they’ll all have to keep their hair short and the only “metal” allowed will be Stryper.

  59. I think we all need to just stand back and take a new look at Governor Palin. We need to admit she just might be capable of helping figure out this economic mess as Vice President of the United States. After all, a team from Hokkaido University in Japan has discovered that even “slime molds can solve puzzles.”

  60. um stop insultin the trailer trash, WE are votin for OBAMA!!!! oh and be politically correct ,we like to be called “mobile home refuse”

  61. This whore and her equally whoring daughter need to go back to Alaska and take care of the retard kid!! She is so dumb it makes my womb hurt!

  62. I am so puzzled why you all (or ya’ll as we girls down here say so fetchingly) keep getting the prognostications on Sarah’s future so wrong.

    Obviously, she’ll want a television series for the whole family. No, numnutz–not your family, hers. These White Trash snowbillies have reality tv written all over them. Hell, the way I see it, there’s even crossover potential between TLC and one of those ESPN channels that does bass fishing and other boring crap, not to mention a secondary series on Lifetime called, “Life with Trigger, the Special Needs Baby I Didn’t Abort.”

  63. Sarah Palins is improving!

    She now reads New York Times AND Starbucks cups.

    That’s two more reading sources than five days ago when Couric pop the gotcha question “what newspapers and mags do you read” and she can’t answer.

  64. Ugh – I live near Estero, Florida and you wouldn’t believe the uproar in the local “newspapers” about the Sheriff idiot. It mainly consists of, “So what, that’s his middle name right?” along the lines of how my ten year old acts when he gets in trouble for mouthing off. Last year, this Mike Scott Sheriff character declared war on “gangsta rap” as a means of combatting the rising crime in the Ft. Myers area. It’s been a raging success! Ahem.
    Of course, southwest FL is a Repub stronghold, has been since I moved here 15 years ago. Why Palin even had to come here is beside me. The people who went to see her were literally foaming at the mouth. Very, very disturbing.

  65. OhWhyOhio: I don’t really think that i need to Look up any facts seeing how Obama him self said
    that he wont sing Our National anthem because it promotes war and violence..(it was on dishnetwork channel 73) His channel the one he is paying for! His own words not mine so maybe someone else needs to Look up facts……

  66. [re=123295]luckylady[/re]:

    Yes, you definitely shouldn’t let facts get in the way of anything. I mean, you saw it on TV so it has to be true. That’s why doctors are always hot and spend all of their time flirting, aliens are constantly infiltrating our government, polar bears are a serious nuisance on tropical islands, and that laughtrack follows you around everywhere you go.

    I’d point out that Obama doesn’t pay for a television channel, whatever that means, but the sheer looming bulk of the ignorance lurking behind that remark makes me think it would be kind of trying to melt an iceberg with a lighter.

    Know what the sad thing is? Back during the Cold War, the Russians at least recognized that their propaganda channels were full of crap and laughed at it. People like you seek out and devour this crap willingly. You’re an embarrassment.

    Go home, troll.

  67. [re=123338]Tra[/re]: Ok, so far be it from me to defend this individual, but there IS a Barack Obama informercial running on the Dish Network; I clicked past it the other day. On the channel guide it was listed as “Paid Programming.” That said, I didn’t watch it so who knows what it said — or, more importantly, who’s paying for it.

    However, given LuckyLady’s other, um, contributions to this discussion I suspect a, um, misunderstanding of the content.

  68. [re=123448]luckylady[/re]: I watched your little slide show and it is absurd. Your first question should always be: Who paid for it? Agenda = propaganda.

    Check the facts. It’s hard work, but find the citations. Put them in context. Consider them. Don’t allow your party to spoon-feed you. THINK.

  69. [re=123495]NoStyleHere[/re]: I appreciate the devil’s advocacy here, but … “Obama him self said
    that he wont sing Our National anthem because it promotes war and violence..(it was on dishnetwork channel 73). His channel the one he is paying for!”

    I’m thinking she wasn’t describing an Obama infomercial. This would also mean she thinks people who have ads on a channel own it.

    I feel kind of bad for someone with that little grasp of reality.

  70. You can stick a fork in McCain/Palin because they’re done. You people would be advised to save your emotions for the financial tsunami coming your way. You’ve been intercoursed by your own senators and congresspeople. They’re the ones who should bear the brunt of the vitriol (among other things). Palin is just a minor league assclown.

    BTW, don’t worry about those army units redeployed from Iraq to the US. They can’t hit anything anyway.

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