- Hey you teenagers with your HOPE Word Art “screen savers,” today’s the last day to register to vote in all the states in which such a thing would matter. [Matthew Yglesias]
- Jeffrey Toobin is the only person left in America with a job, and yet he would rather watch a baseball game on his laptop than pretend to think seriously about anything Sarah Palin read off an index card at the debate. [Gizmodo]
- McCain might raise a White Flag Of Defeat in Pennsylvania, which is racist. [Top of the Ticket]
- The GOP is trying to make it as difficult as possible for the three black people in Indiana — one of whom is Obama, campaigning — to vote. [TPMMuckraker]
- McCain’s Action! Comeback Plan includes highlighting Obama’s filthy terrorism fetish, something about gang-bangs/crack, and pointing out how Obama raised taxes 94 times, one time for each of his clandestine illegitimate black children with Bill Ayers. [Marc Ambinder]
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The PA news is great!
Lies and slander. The soot from Gary, IN has turned everyone black on the inside.
Aww, if only you caught Toobin on Wonkette (Toobin=Specialagentjackmehoff).
[re=122574]naveed[/re]: Meanwhile, Hopey will be raising the Black Flag.
I can’t really fault Toobin, or whoever that person’s name is. I was injecting syphilis into the soles of my feet during Palin’s debate turns.
[re=122574]naveed[/re]: Best avatar I’ve seen so far.
Have no fear, Evan Bayh is indisputably the Billy Dee Williams of Indiana.
“The environment has always been a challenge and I include the media double standard as an important part of the environment.”
Nice one, Mark Salter — that damn liberal media — you throw them picnics, you tell them your POW stories, and then they turn on your VP candidate and your horrific judgment and your lame negative campaigning for no reason at all.
I think Toobin was watching Wolf Blitzer home video….AC 360 indeed.
Percentage of Indiana’s population that was black in 2006: 8.9%
Indiana’s rank in % of black population compared to other states: 22nd
…the three black people in Indiana — one of whom is Obama, campaigning…
Intern Juli for the win!
McCain should suspend his campaign to fight Bill Ayers in hand to hand combat and hold his filthy terrorist head aloft on a pike….
Or maybe he should just suspend his campaign to keep some shred of dignity.
You know, I haven’t heard a McCain radio ad here in Philly for about 2 weeks; I hear Obama ones daily…
Toobin is a Cubs fan. Why would he want to take focus off his teams horrific, embarrassing collapse to focus on John McCain’s?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
McCain actually does have ONE last chance…
He needs to get the electoral college to be re-apportioned by each state’s AREA instead of it’s POPULATION.
He needs to get this done quickly.
Obama, its like this… Its the top of the 9th your ahead by 1 with 1 out, McCain is on 2nd (by way of some asshole fan interference), Caribou Barbi is at bat, Lieberman on deck. What’cha gonna do? Nooooo…. there is no castling in baseball. First, you sure as hell don’t pitch a fast ball up the middle – you can’t afford a Palin sacrifice fly – even if the sac-fly doesn’t score, you still gotta fend off the suicide squeeze. You got two choices, a pitch out – McCain’s going to try to steal, or the better choice, a wild pitch straight to the head of Barbie, setting up the Jews for Jesus double play. Let’s play ball.
And did anyone notice the LA Times’ attempt to Swift Boat McCain? God bless them, this is good stuff.
[re=122679]Fuel Injected[/re]: Except they are swift-boating him with the truth.
Of course THAT will never work!
J. Toob is a multi-tasker. Some of us can pull it off!
It would be hilarious if McCampaign pulled out of Pennsylvania. He thought he was gonna win the state with the Old Bitter White Folks vote, but maybe not.
Still, it’s kind of weird to think that this election may depend on voters like my parents: Democrats, late middle age nearing or at retirement, empty-nesters, living in a Rust Belt town which is losing population. Fortunately, both of my parents are going to vote for Hopey.
Johnny McGoo, send McPussy to Iraq and Iran and Afghanistan, for the BOYS. Put those jugs and that ass you like so much on display, show our fighting men what they can have if the vote for you. That’s it, get McPussy revved up and open the tunnel of love. Hell the Taliban might trade out some territory, for a little territory ya know. They pretend to be chaste, butt in the end, they are just like you Johnny McGoo, grabbin their sticks, right pedal, full power and hard over. Just like at the Hilton.
Toobin is one of the only pundits who hasn’t been seduced by Sarah. He just seems bored by her.
McCain’s lost MA, now he’s losing PA. What’s an orphan to do? Marry a sugar-mommy.
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