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Jello Shots and Chamomile Tea

  • Christian Kids in Virgina are trying to convince libraries to balance their “pro-gay” collections with books about how Jesus writes passive-aggressive Twitters or whatever every time a gay person smiles. [Washington Post]
  • Major Fenty fired one of his neighborhood services coordinators for refusing to buy him Chamomile tea. It helps him sleep at night, dammit!  [City Desk]
  • Here’s how your friends in Adams Morgan got wasted during last night’s debate. (Spoiler alert: It was Jello shots, mostly.) [Fishbowl DC]
  • A Metro operator did this racist thing in which he talked about people wearing towels on their heads, but only because of how much he loved the Redskins. And what’s more American than that? [DC Examiner]
  • Some Slovakian triathletes took pictures of some Virginian children going to school — because they love school buses! [WTOP]


3:59 PM on Fri October 3 2008
By Juli Weiner
744 Views

  1. mattbolt says at 4:03 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    Ms Weiner’s broadening her horizons, now offering a little Afternoon Delight on top of her daily Morning Glory

  2. Jello shots? Fucking amateurs…

  3. OhYeahAlright says at 4:08 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    My sister goes to the high school mentioned in that first story. I’ll have to ask her how that went…

  4. magic titty says at 4:10 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    Juli’s first lead is excellent.

  5. mookworthjwilson says at 4:41 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    OhYeahAlright: That girl on the left (in the embedded video) will be coming out when she goes to college.

  6. Homo Motors says at 4:50 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    Man… that Librarian Thornily is SO going to hell. Doesn’t she know that Christians are being persecuted? Doesn’t she?

  7. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Reading is fundamental”. :-\

  8. liquiddaddy says at 5:04 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    I help out with the scouts because I love pitching tents.

  9. Saturnin says at 5:12 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    Jesus loves Slovakians, but he hates them other folks and you too. He told me so.

  10. wheelie says at 5:13 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    As if I’m going to believe that there’s a real place called ‘Spotsylvania High School’. Oh you and your elaborate pranks, Juli.

  11. slappypaddy says at 5:40 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    … guess all them slovakians ever seen iz th’short buses…

  12. Accordion-o-rama says at 6:10 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    More censorship: the science section of most libraries have lots of books on thermodynamics, but hardly any on phlogiston theory. Teach both sides!

  13. Lascauxcaveman says at 7:22 pm, October 3rd, 2008

    Awright! Chamomilegate! That elitist Fenty is GOIN’ DOWN. I smell a marionberry jam coming up.

  14. Jello shots are an Abomination Unto Booze. Try Plum wine (et. al.) in clear, unflavored gelatin, instead.

  15. Sabre_Justice says at 9:52 am, October 6th, 2008

    Those families deserve the freedom to teach children that homosexuality is an aberration, and non-Caucasian races are inferior! Tolerate them!

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