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The ads ARE great. I was thin king of getting one of the iPhones. The picture of they use is what sold me.
When did I get wealthy? Did I get bailed out as well? Thanks Hanky P!
All my purchasing decisions are based on wonkette ads. P.S. I’m very wealthy.
Wow you’re getting some elitists sponsors there…. I’ve never seen so much arugula.
I always like the pic of Walnuts hugging Bush. But the pic of Scalia looks like he’s Ambien walking.
What happened to the exercise girl? I was fixin’ to go Vince Vaughn motorboatin’.
Texan Bulldoggette: I like the text floating over Scalia’s drug-addled head. “What outrage turned Justice Scalia against Bush and Cheney?” We should actually hold a contest for that one. I’m going with a gay lover triangle that ended badly. Or someone wore stripes with plaids. One of those.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Nope, it would have to be he just found out his son was gay & a Democrat. Yep, that would definitely do it.
ten thousand page refreshes later, I’m still trying to figure out what a ‘constitution voter’ is…
I am not wealthy.
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What, you lost American Apparel? Did we drive then away?
I think El Vomitar is what happens when you drink Folgers.
I dont know who the hell this Dar Williams woman is, but she’s hawt. Ooops wrong site.
Dar Williams is cute. And I keep getting these submliminable messages associated with her: HOT SEAT and Beat McCain.
Dar Williams has a starburst that reaches through my monitor.
I might now listen to Dar Williams now that I know she’s kinda hawt (and now that we know that Bible Spice isn’t). But what’s with the blingy again? It looks like the title sequence for Space 1972 or something.
Alt text above: severe win.
sike101: I am Cogito Ergo Bibo and I’m a Dar Williams fan. Been listening to her for years. Well, not continuously. Have to make time for the YouTubez and the interwebz.
How much do you get from Aston Enterprises for the TruckNutz puff pieces you have published? I probably wouldn’t have heard of them if there was not Wonkette.com.
TGY: Please please American Apparel, come back. I was only commenting about your ads because they are the best, especially slim slacks girrl. Oh yeah….
I even own an Obama American Apparel t-shirt. Will you forgive me now?
Oh, I’m glad you got rid of those Consititution Voter ads. What, did those bitterz not pay their billz? figures.
How come no vodka adds? Given the interests around here, that would seem a natural
why didn’t wonkette ever get teh gay american apparel ad with the guys in their underwear? i clicked through on that one and bought a t-shirt. but that girl from great neck in the slim slacks here on wonkette just did nothing for my clicking finger…..