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LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS  9:34 am October 2, 2008

Fancy Political Elite Enjoys Granola, Hot Food For Breakfast

by Ken Layne

Yum.While the rest of us fight over cigarette butts in the gutter by the bus stop before the sun comes up, our nation’s powerful political and media elite are fond of elaborate “break-fast” rituals costing a normal American’s entire daily wages! Plus, all the conservative tough guys eat gay stuff like granola and yogurt. All the delicious details, after the jump.

The foodie website Saveur (which means “Jesus”) asked the fancy folks of D.C. about their breakfasting habits. Our favorite replies:

  • JIM LEHRER: “A chocolate granola bar and black coffee. Sometimes, an open-face cheese sandwich.”
  • SEN. MITCH MCCONNELL: “Cantaloupe and cereal with blueberries, strawberries, or peaches and a glass of orange juice.”
  • DANA MILBANK: “I make myself a big latte on my espresso machine, then make some oatmeal or Egg Beaters in the microwave. On weekends, I like to take my four-year-old to Chevy Chase Diner.”
  • MARION BARRY: “At home, oatmeal, a peach or a pear, and a glass of juice. Over a morning meeting, as a treat, eggs benedict with a side of fruit.” [And four hits of crack. -- Ed.]
  • DAVID HOROWITZ: “Bowl of Special K, usually with blueberries, raspberries, or bananas. After that I have a cup of black coffee with a Happy Valley granola bar.”
  • TOM BROKAW: “Breakfast varies for me, but the most consistent item is coffee—large and black, or a large cappuccino with skim milk. I’m mostly a granola and yogurt man, except about once a month, when I crave a toasted sesame seed bagel sandwich with two scrambled eggs and two strips of crispy bacon. Occasionally I’ll do french toast with good maple syrup.”
  • BARACK OBAMA: “Four to six eggs, potatoes, and wheat toast. Every now and then, fruit, bacon, and oatmeal.”

Breakfast of Champions [Saveur]

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ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 9:39 am

Larry Craig: A protein shake, lightly tapped.

ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 9:41 am

Dennis Kucinich: Some beautiful wet cat, followed by a tofu scramble with Gimme Lean and a tall glass of Silk.

mookworthjwilson October 2, 2008 at 9:41 am

Tom Brokaw likes his coffee like he likes his men…don’t let Warren Sapp around Tom Brokaw…

Trixie October 2, 2008 at 9:42 am

1. Who could eat that vile looking thing on that box there? Jesus!
2. Obama has four to six eggs every morning? That seems excessive.

ManchuCandidate October 2, 2008 at 9:42 am

Four to six eggs? No wonder Barry can curl 70lb dumbbells with one arm.

Actually, I feel kind of sick because I usually have fruit and yogurt for breakfast which apparently is the breakfast of douchebags.

ihasasad October 2, 2008 at 9:43 am

What about dis:
http://www.batterblaster.com/

And wth Barry? What up with the wheat toast? That’s like having a diet coke with your 2lb burger and bucket-o-fries.

sanantonerose October 2, 2008 at 9:43 am

What, no hash browns? Pussies.

AngryBlakGuy October 2, 2008 at 9:44 am

…Ted Kennedy: Scotch on the rocks

ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 9:44 am

George Bush: Shit, and I will die.

shoeho October 2, 2008 at 9:46 am

You left out Madame Speaker, who imho has the best taste. Chocolate ice cream or a chocolate donut. My kinda gal!

AngryBlakGuy October 2, 2008 at 9:46 am

…Cindy McCain: 4 Vicodens, 2 Percocets, 5 Valiums & a cup of Orange Juice.

capitol hillbilly October 2, 2008 at 9:47 am

biden: Scranton Scrapple

Tommy Says Soooo October 2, 2008 at 9:47 am

Sarah Palin: Moose tripe and baby seal Bloody Mary, after which she purges like a true beauty contestant.

mattbolt October 2, 2008 at 9:47 am

Tom Brokaw likes his coffee the same way he likes his hookers.

Large and black.

Canuckledragger October 2, 2008 at 9:47 am

“Occasionally I’ll do french toast with good maple syrup.”

Trust me, Tom; maple syrup is NOT a good lubricant. Believe me. I know.

Lazy Media October 2, 2008 at 9:48 am

The daily 4-6 eggs is just training for the 50 eggs he will eat at the next debate.

My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs!

ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 9:48 am

Governor Palin: “I enjoy moose bacon, moose eggs, and polar bear pancakes with some wolf blood syrup. Occasionally I mix it up with some venison or caribou jerky. I like to wash it all down with a tall glass of vodka that I get every morning during my daily jog to Russia and back.”

Serolf Divad October 2, 2008 at 9:48 am

Ooooh! I can play that game:

A double half-calf espressochino that I make on the $6000.00 espresso machine I bought at a kitchen store that’s… how shall I put it… sort of like William Sonoma but for filty rich liberal elites… in any case, unless you spend half the year sailing your catamaran between Cape Cod and the Virgin Islands, you’ve surely never heard of it. I then have my personal chef cook up an arugula, red onion and Couronne Lochoise (a fancy french cheese you’ve also never heard of) omelette, a couple of slices of imported Italian, hearty peasant bread toast (arrives on the Milan/Washington National flight every morning) and a side of Spanish Chorizo sausage.

And of course I eat this all while reading the New York Times and sneering at the latest news about Sarah Palin and her distasteful working class roots.

ProgHead777 October 2, 2008 at 9:48 am

Sarah Palin: “Two scrambled moose testicles, two links of wolf sausage and the heart of a baby seal.”

wtf_files October 2, 2008 at 9:48 am

Good lord, 4-6 eggs AND potatoes AND toast? And sometimes bacon?! Barry’s gotta tapeworm.

mattbolt October 2, 2008 at 9:49 am

Mark Foley likes his coffee the same way he likes his interns.

With space at the top to add his own cream.

mookworthjwilson October 2, 2008 at 9:50 am

[re=117898]Lazy Media[/re]: I am pretty sure tonight many of us will be think “What we have here is a failure to communicate”…that’s at least what we will think when one of the candidates is speaking…

wheelie October 2, 2008 at 9:50 am

Six eggs and spuds?!? Jeez, I thought you were kidding until I checked the link. How come he’s as thin as a broom handle on heroin then?

ShaqsDong October 2, 2008 at 9:50 am

There goes Barry showing off his elitist tendencies again with his “wheat toast”, that helps with “digestion”. Real Americans eat nothing but loaves of preservative loaded Wonderbread that stays in an ever-growing ball inside your stomach until you die.

gjdodger October 2, 2008 at 9:51 am

Barry doesn’t say how those four to six eggs are prepared. Think “Rocky Balboa”.

Monkey October 2, 2008 at 9:51 am

Joe Biden tomorrow: The remains of Sarah Palin

mookworthjwilson October 2, 2008 at 9:51 am

[re=117904]mookworthjwilson[/re]: thinking…i am so dumb

Cape Clod October 2, 2008 at 9:52 am

I bet Saxby Chambliss has grits and scrapple. One day I hope he chokes on it.

ToStanton' October 2, 2008 at 9:52 am

John McCain: I run from breakfast. My Admiral Grandfather taught me that if I can see an egg on a plate that makes me a chicken, which would be more shame than my family could bare.

EnBuenOra October 2, 2008 at 9:52 am

On Wall Street now, with $700 billion to play with after hundreds of billions in pay, bonuses & commissions, they eat a variety of healthy breakfast foods, along with emeralds and chunks of gold for roughage.

WagTehGod October 2, 2008 at 9:52 am

No McCain? Breakfast is totally in the tank for Obama.

AngryBlakGuy October 2, 2008 at 9:53 am

…Dick Cheney: Fava beans and a nice Keante

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 2, 2008 at 9:53 am

Barry’s breakfast made me hungry. I am SO in the tank for Michelle’s home cookin!

CankleBiter October 2, 2008 at 9:53 am

I thought Barry was a secret muslin hell bent on the destruction of our way life. Bacon, no way. Probably buttered boy scouts is more like it.

Cape Clod October 2, 2008 at 9:54 am

[re=117900]Serolf Divad[/re]: Shit, I think I’ve met you.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 2, 2008 at 9:54 am

[re=117905]wheelie[/re]: Well, one of two options: 1) he’s probably got man-orexia; or 2) he and Michelle have marathon sex every. single. night. I’d vote for option 2 myself, were I a betting man.

grendel October 2, 2008 at 9:54 am

Do you think Horowitz means Special K the cereal, or Special K the party drug?

mattbolt October 2, 2008 at 9:55 am

Marion Barry likes his women like he likes his coffee.

Hot, cheaper than 3 bucks, and disposable.

ProgHead777 October 2, 2008 at 9:55 am

[re=117902]wtf_files[/re]: Nah, they’re little elitist robin’s eggs, sunny side up.

Can you picture them, with their itty bitty yolks?

grendel October 2, 2008 at 9:56 am

[re=117883]Trixie[/re]: I’m a bit worried about the eggs… someone check his cholesterol. Can’t have him dying before Walnuts!

Monkey October 2, 2008 at 9:57 am

[re=117915]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: More like Cheney: Ten souls of unborn, middle class babies and a glass of Ovaltine.

mattbolt October 2, 2008 at 9:59 am

I eat a healthy Election Salad

Arugula, walnuts, falafel, and cubed moose meat. Served at Gotcha Pizza Shop for FIVE AND A HALF DOLLARS.

Monkey October 2, 2008 at 9:59 am

Ok, seriously, who the fuck eats Jimmy Dean Pancakes and Sausage on a fucking Stick? WTF people? This shit exists and people eat it????

AngryBlakGuy October 2, 2008 at 9:59 am

…George Bush: a bowl of regret and large cup of self pity

grendel October 2, 2008 at 9:59 am

[re=117915]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: It’s Chianti you plebian ;)

MoonshineJoe October 2, 2008 at 10:00 am

Jesus, no wonder Barry of Obama goes to the gym 26 hours a day. You could run a small country on the energy in a breakfast like that.

ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 10:01 am

[re=117905]wheelie[/re]: Simple. He’s Jeezus. Look it up. Or he’s the Anti Jeezus or something. Either way he has angelic/demonic good looks, so he’s all good.

Hopey Cunningham ’08!

ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 10:01 am

[re=117923]ProgHead777[/re]: Itty bitter yolks.

capitol hillbilly October 2, 2008 at 10:01 am

Will there be any freight trains in Heaven
Any boxcars in which we might hide
Will there be any tough cops or brakemen
Will they tell us that we cannot ride?
Will the hobo chum with the rich man
Will we always have money to spare
Will they have respect for the hobo
In that land that lies hidden up there?

FMA October 2, 2008 at 10:02 am

PALIN: In my home state of Alaska, doncha know, we have breakfast every day and lunch too and sometimes we have breakfast later in the morning, after hunting for moose, but we don’t call it brunch because we’re not Washington insiders. We aren’t part of that culture because it’s all about job creation and the economy and social issues too, can’t forget about social issues, and we sometimes go down to the diner run by a nice Russian lesbian who is my friend and we love her dearly and God loves her too so you see it absolutely helps in the foreign policy area because we can see a Russian lesbian from our house and when Putin rears his head, where do you think he rears it. That’s right, in Alaska, where we have lesbian Russians at our diners.
So the question was, what? I’ll have to get back to ya.

mr.november October 2, 2008 at 10:02 am

Chuck Todd drinks protein shakes through a straw as he does not want to mess with his perfectly manicured goatee.

toastandlove October 2, 2008 at 10:04 am

Haha I usually have 7-11 coffee and a Snickers.

AngryBlakGuy October 2, 2008 at 10:04 am

[re=117925]Monkey[/re]: …yeah, I almost forgot that his nickname in college was “Cthulhu devour of souls, destroyer of worlds, bringer of chocolaty beverages”!

Robbertjan October 2, 2008 at 10:05 am

Sarah Palin: Breakfast? Of course, it’s a fungible commodity and they don’t flag, you know, the bacon and eggs, where it’s going and where it’s not. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry people that need that breakfast first, So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the fruits like bananas for breakfast to such a degree that it’s Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without lunch that is produced here, pumped here. It’s got to flow into our domestic tummies first.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 2, 2008 at 10:05 am

Sarah Palin: I usually start off with a couple of Bald Eagle eggs and then, if theres time (did you know I have a special needs child?) I’ll whip up some squirrel nuggets and smother those in some nice thick, delicious ‘coon gravy. It’s what keeps me so fertile don’tcha know!

FMA October 2, 2008 at 10:05 am

[re=117920]grendel[/re]: That would explain it.

AngryBlakGuy October 2, 2008 at 10:05 am

[re=117929]grendel[/re]: …blah, blah, blah, stop ruining my morning after buzz!

accidental_tourist October 2, 2008 at 10:05 am

[re=117905]wheelie[/re]: The secret of staying slim and trim is to eat a good breakfast. Like they always said (and ‘they’ were always right) For good health eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, dinner like a pauper. I swear by it, but then I’ve always been somewhat of a slim, trim, strong, uber healthy elitist.

Obama/Biden ’08

ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 10:05 am

[re=117934]FMA[/re]: “That’s right, in Alaska, where we have lesbian Russians at our diners.”

Breakfast of champions, I always say.

pondscum October 2, 2008 at 10:06 am

[re=117923]ProgHead777[/re]: Quail eggs. They watch too much Iron Chef America.

Delicious October 2, 2008 at 10:06 am

[re=117924]grendel[/re]: Barry is a high-energy guy. He needs all that food. I read during the Olympics that Michael Phelps eats like 10 pounds of food everyday while he trains and competes.

Here’s his breakfast:

Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Then – two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.

cal October 2, 2008 at 10:07 am

[re=117927]Monkey[/re]: I’ll bet a lot of American voters eat there breakfast on a stick.

surfacenoise76 October 2, 2008 at 10:08 am

Now everyone knows Mitch McConnell is fruity.

Robbertjan October 2, 2008 at 10:10 am

[re=117945]pondscum[/re]: Dan Quayle eggs for republicans

BigDupa October 2, 2008 at 10:10 am

Boehner- A dozen oranges to keep his pumpkin face. Helps hide the brown stains left by Cheney’s prostrate.

Beer4Prez October 2, 2008 at 10:11 am

Four to six eggs?! I think it’s Obama’s heart we should be worried out!

BigBrainOnBrad October 2, 2008 at 10:12 am

Judging by who he married, I’d say Bill Clinton likes his coffee the same way he likes his women. Cold and bitter.

Robbertjan October 2, 2008 at 10:12 am

[re=117946]Delicious[/re]: [re=117927]Monkey[/re]: hmmm, I thought it had to do with me being european not getting the combo. Kinda gave me a salted herring with wipped cream feeling.

american mutt October 2, 2008 at 10:13 am

[re=117905]wheelie[/re]: Come on. The guy works out every day and probably just eats the arugula for dinner.

Hairy Reed October 2, 2008 at 10:14 am

[re=117924]grendel[/re]: That and the smoking…

Doglessliberal October 2, 2008 at 10:17 am

I wonder if he is in fact eating egg whites but was afraid to say that for fear of being called a wimp. An omelet made with one yolk and 3 or 4 whites is pretty good and healthy, so he might not be mainlining the cholestrol as it seems.

Or, the blood of innocent white children drunk while performing Mulin Luo rituals might be counteracting the cholestrol effect.

kenanlipper October 2, 2008 at 10:18 am

[re=117938]Robbertjan[/re]: that is really impressive.

Doglessliberal October 2, 2008 at 10:20 am

[re=117973]Doglessliberal[/re]: MUSLIN. Geez. Memo to self: do not attempt stupid humor without proofreading.

qwerty42 October 2, 2008 at 10:23 am

No one had the Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburger??? elitist scum.

jodyleek October 2, 2008 at 10:23 am

[re=117951]Robbertjan[/re]: And a baked potatoe.

Robbertjan October 2, 2008 at 10:25 am

[re=117974]kenanlipper[/re]: The fact that nobody understood what Sarah Palin was saying, proofs that she is way ahead of her time.

ForeignSickSpecialist October 2, 2008 at 10:25 am

[re=117973]Doglessliberal[/re]: And I’m wagering the bacon is turkey bacon, but he is not letting on to his muslimism. Bacon is a way of communicating to the average white person that he can walk among them and refuse homestyle foods with a different excuse like “I just ate” so he will not have to partake in their filthy swine.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 2, 2008 at 10:26 am

Where the fuck is Dan Quayle anyway?

darbyogill October 2, 2008 at 10:26 am

Long ago, in the woebegone days before camera phones, my brother graduated from Marine boot camp in South Carolina. My dad and I, in town for the ceremony, tromped down to the Piggly Wiggly to get some breakfast food. And saw CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES AND SAUSAGE ON A STICK!!!!!

“Shit,” we said. “The folks up north will never believe us.”

So thank you, Wonkette. By posting that picture, now all my friends know I wasn’t shitting them. (this is a completely true story.)

donner_froh October 2, 2008 at 10:27 am

[re=117924]grendel[/re]: Obama must have a liver as effecient as a Toyota plant to eat half a dozen eggs every day and not have a cholesterol reading off the top end of the scale.

Doglessliberal October 2, 2008 at 10:29 am

[re=117996]ForeignSickSpecialist[/re]: yes, and you know the oatmeal is steel cut Irish oatmeal or organic. But hey, I am happy. I want my Hopey to continue his healthy, elitist ways.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 2, 2008 at 10:31 am

Adrian Henty has the most faggoty breakfast EVAR!

Robbertjan October 2, 2008 at 10:33 am

[re=117999]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: in Latin Amercia, improving his Latin.

Doglessliberal October 2, 2008 at 10:36 am

[re=118000]darbyogill[/re]: I thought the US had cornered the market in foul killer foods with the fried Twinkies, etc at county fairs, but then I learned of the English lunch delight, the “chip buddie”: white roll, heavily buttered, fried on a grill, then filled with French fries. The vegetable eaten with this sandwich is canned baked beans. Top it off with a pint or two (which is a lot of beer), and you have your multiple-thousand calorie, zero fiber, high-cholestrol and trans-fat lunch! (Metamucil pills cost extra)

Doglessliberal October 2, 2008 at 10:38 am

[re=118011]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Adrian Fenty is a total stud. The man does several marathons and triathalons a year, bikes and runs every day, has a gorgeous, brilliant lawyer wife (currently pregnant), and adorable twin sons. The dude is like the Energizer Bunny on steroids.

Bostoprov October 2, 2008 at 10:46 am

Sarah Palin: Moose pancakes.

suchsweetthunder October 2, 2008 at 10:47 am

Let’s break down cornucopia du Obama:

Four to six eggs: Top four egg producing states, 1) Iowa, 2) Ohio, 3) Indiana, 4) Pennsylvania.

Potatoes: Largest producers of potatoes, 1) Idaho, 2) Washington, 3) Wisconsin, 4) North Dakota, 5) Colorado.

Fruit: Florida, (sometimes Idaho, see e.g. senior senator).

Wheat: Kansas, Montana.

Oats: North Dakota and Minnesota.

Bacon: Fat Americans.

donner_froh October 2, 2008 at 10:47 am

[re=118022]Doglessliberal[/re]: So he is a total stud who eats a gay breakfast. Works for me.

bbill October 2, 2008 at 10:53 am

You missed the most astonishing response: NANCY PELOSI, Speaker of the House of Representatives: Chocolate ice cream

tunamelt October 2, 2008 at 10:54 am

[re=117978]Doglessliberal[/re]: Proofread twice… unless you meant fabric and not religion.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 2, 2008 at 10:56 am

“‘ANDREW SULLIVAN, political writer, The Atlantic Monthly: “A large coffee and ginger snaps. Terrible, I know.’”

Gopherit v2.0 October 2, 2008 at 11:02 am

Happy Valley granola bar is code for an anonymous blumpy at the bus terminal.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 2, 2008 at 11:02 am

[re=118022]Doglessliberal[/re]: Apologies for the misconception. As a proud faggot(tm), I intended “faggoty” in a positive way (like there’s any other?). :)

glamourdammerung October 2, 2008 at 11:02 am

McCain’s breakfast consists of Viagra, Vicki Iseman, and barely pent-up rage.

burton judson October 2, 2008 at 11:03 am

Who the fukk is James Fallows and why does it take him six paragraphs to answer the goddamn question? Jesus christ.

S.Luggo October 2, 2008 at 11:06 am

[re=117883]Trixie[/re]: “2. Obama has four to six eggs every morning? That seems excessive.”

They’re tiny, tiny elitist quails eggs scrambled with a tablespoon of Beluga and washed down with a flute of chilled Dom Pérignon ’98. I hope that set your mind at ease. Corpus sana, mens sana.

Gopherit v2.0 October 2, 2008 at 11:10 am

like Hitchens’ answer: “Old-fashioned Irish oatmeal”….you know, the 80 proof kind.

And 4 min of total body wortkout? Explains the body made by Hostess.

S.Luggo October 2, 2008 at 11:13 am

CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS, self-absorbed fuckwad: “My own bile, upon which I usually choke.”

S.Luggo October 2, 2008 at 11:14 am

[re=118101]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

run_said_ran October 2, 2008 at 11:18 am

I’m hoping what Barry means is Michelle scrambles four to six eggs? I just can’t see him eating that many fried eggs. If the later is true, I’m gonna need to see those medical records, Mr. President.

Kev-O-Tron October 2, 2008 at 11:25 am

McCain: Five and a half eggs, beaten.

Doglessliberal October 2, 2008 at 11:26 am

[re=118066]tunamelt[/re]: I meant Muslin, as he has been referred to that several times by bigoted morans.

Doglessliberal October 2, 2008 at 11:27 am

[re=118084]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: oh, and I didn’t mean stud was the opposite of faggot. I was just going off on a riff about Adrian “I Can Run Farther Than You” Fenty. The guy is ridiculously fit.

TonstantWeader October 2, 2008 at 11:31 am

[re=117886]ihasasad[/re]: I can’t get over the Batter Blaster. I love that aerosol pancakes are also organic, because it shows the manufacturer _really_ cares. I also can’t help but wonder what the focus groups looked like for both the Blaster and the chocolate chip pancakes-on-a-stick. State fairs are clearly a hotbed of American food product innovation…

sneaky October 2, 2008 at 11:36 am

You missed the best one of the original Saveur listings:

“NANCY PELOSI, Speaker of the House of Representatives: Chocolate ice cream, but a chocolate doughnut will do in a pinch.”

ryantate October 2, 2008 at 11:37 am

Four to six eggs is just code for “Christian baby.”

Personally I just had some kind of French pork belly charcuterie thing, half a glass of pinot, an Anchor Steam and 2/3rds of a Reese’s Pieces. But I “work” nights.

And now I’m craving a Christian baby. Over easy!

mookworthjwilson October 2, 2008 at 11:37 am

[re=118132]TonstantWeader[/re]: Oddly enough, the Batter Blaster is Michelle’s nickname for well Barry’s…ummm…you know…

Nizzles! October 2, 2008 at 11:53 am

[re=117900]Serolf Divad[/re]: This is the most fun Wonkette post ever. And I want to come eat at your house for breakfast every day. You might be my soul mate.

azw88 October 2, 2008 at 11:55 am

[re=117884]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Now, now, be honest here! Sarah Palin weighs more than 70lbs!

Lascauxcaveman October 2, 2008 at 11:55 am

O.K., its ten minutes to on the west coast, I just got to work unbreakfasted, and you guys are making me REALLY hungry.

dougbob October 2, 2008 at 11:56 am

nobody mentioned Krispy Kremes! now we know that these are all lies made up by godless liburls.

azw88 October 2, 2008 at 11:58 am

[re=117926]mattbolt[/re]: Winner!

azw88 October 2, 2008 at 11:59 am

[re=118205]dougbob[/re]: Well, the Kripsy Kremes in AZ closed down a few years ago….. Krispy Kreme is in the tank for Obama or Johnny Mac chased them away!

this is why i left DC October 2, 2008 at 12:00 pm

he’s like gaston

azw88 October 2, 2008 at 12:02 pm

[re=117929]grendel[/re]: yeah, besides EVERYONE knows you drink ZINFANDEL with Fava Beans and liver!

Quietly October 2, 2008 at 12:13 pm

Barry and Walnuts should engage in an egg-eating contest. The champion wins America’s hearts and pocket books and a $25 gift certificate to the Sizzler.

(Sizzler being labeled by the press an elitist celebrity hotspot if Obama wins)

arf October 2, 2008 at 12:17 pm

McCain: A hardboiled dodo bird egg impaled on a unicorn horn.

Miller October 2, 2008 at 12:36 pm

No coffee enemas or raw pig hearts. Hmmm. I would have figured two or three at least.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Manchowder October 2, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Barack should check his cholesterol. That tends to fell Afros in their 50s pretty hard. 1 egg is like, 75% of your daily cholesterol.

Waldo Geraldo Faldo October 2, 2008 at 12:45 pm

God, how annoying does Mike Barnicle sound? I guarantee he is hated by every diner worker in America.

gliberal October 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Please note: Jimmy Dean product pictured available in suppository form only.

restlessleg October 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm

I don’t know, Obama eatin’ bacon has got to put his muslim memborship in jeopardy.

HomoPolitico October 2, 2008 at 1:23 pm

FAGS!

TJBeck October 2, 2008 at 1:38 pm

On most mornings, I’m still puking till noon. Then I start drinking beer.

zenferretwork October 2, 2008 at 1:54 pm

[re=118066]tunamelt[/re]: I was gonna say something about being a moran but not sure who. Maybe me.

Tommy Says Soooo October 2, 2008 at 2:39 pm

All the chicks here have double standards. When I pop my jacket like the image on the box, all I get are the “ewwwwwww…I didn’t think any guy dodged the scalpel anymore.”

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