Now We Can Use Basketball Metaphors To Talk About Palin
What McCain did with Biden's comments about coal is not "gotcha journalism" because it did not occur inside a pizza place that is really a cheesesteak shop that does not sell pizza. [ CNN Political Ticker ]
Tom Brokaw cited some fake pro-McCain poll results on dead Tim Russert's teevee show. [ Crooks and Liars ]
Barack Obama would rather masturbate in a plush desk chair in Iowa than bother to think about the troops for like two seconds. [ Ben Smith ]
Back when Sarah Heath played in the Alaskan WNBA, she was a scrappy, foul-mouthed tyrant who could manage a successful free-throw every now and then. [ Top of the Ticket ]
Shocking New Statistics reveal John McCain might someday die. [ RedState ]