Wonkette
Here we have Sarah Palin in oils, thanks to some Chicago bar owner who painted this one himself! And he hangs it in his bar, so now everyone comes to his bar to see his nude depiction of Sarah Palin. This bar owner, he is a disgusting perv: “His daughter, who looks a little like Palin and does a great impression of her, served as model for the governor’s body.” [Chicago Tribune]
the feet are the most accurate part
If it wasn’t a gay bar before, it will be after the patrons have to see that
OMFG - You weren’t kidding about the daughter
THANK YOU!! I’ve been wanting to see this since 1:30 today.
Now for a juxtaposition of Madonna-as-Evita and why not other random nude Madonna shots as well.
I think we can all agree it would be better with Tina Fey.
Ooookay, dude’s daughter posed for this picture?! Might that disturbing detail not pull some focus off the Governor and her shotgun?
The assault rifle was a nice touch.
I protest this censorship!!! I want chilly nipples. CHILLY NIPPLES, damn you!!!!!
And NOT Joe Biden’s chilly nipples.
That’s private. For a quiet moment.
the mountains aren’t the only thing that are spiking, have to say (nursing will do that to you).
I wonder how her ‘Alaskan Bush’ is depicted.
Um, OK. Nice assault rifle.
I’ve been to that bar. it’s a shithole.
Those shoes are hideous.
Why isn’t she looking out the window with that rifle like Malcolm after his house was firebombed? I mean Putin’s head could be rearing itself in her arse after all.
Are those books obscuring the painted lady’s dirty pillows? Is that ironic?
God, I wish he was a Republican, but alas, it doesn’t seem so.
ProfessorJukes:
Also, I’d like to finally know if she has a full brazilian, or just a landing strip.
She probably has a landing strip, for those planes that patrol the Russian border.
This guy draws a funky penis. I wonder if he put her vay jay where it’s supposed to go
http://www.oldtownalehouse.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/MonkeyPainting.jpg
i’m sure rezko subsided this pervert…so i, for one, blame obama.
I want one of Barry.
Uh, unless his daughter is is a six year old built like a brick shithouse, I’d say the
Palin part of this story is secondary-and the daughter works at the bar? WOW…pervacious!
Uh — no. Just no.
Barack Obama owns a bar in Chicago?
Here’s the rest of the story …(NSFW)
http://www.oldtownalehouse.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/SarabyBe.jpg.w560h747.jpg
Dang.
tsunami:
His wife’s best friend’s cousin bought the drainage ditch behind this guy’s home which allowed the painting to be completed… or something like that.
Looks like Peggy from King of the Hill
Ah, here it is.
ForeignSickSpecialist: Never ever ever compare this woman to Malcolm. Even in jest. Ever.
ihasasad: Oops - sorry for the double post … once is enough!!
those books — did john ashcroft snap that pic?
Democratica: i was thinking the exact same thing when i read the article.
Open-toed shoes after Labor Day? Sarah, didn’t your mama teach you any better?
At least it’s a bar so you can self-medicate with liquor after the initial emotional scarring and retinal burning occurs.
ProfessorJukes: Win. And there’s always the question of the man in the boat, bobbing in the Bering Straight.
Damnit, I want to see the whole thing in all its yuppy, raw glory. Wonkette you need to make this happen. This is the Internet, not some goddamn alaskan kindergarten.
Old Town Ale House is a kick-ass bar, one of the coolest in Chicago. The jukebox is particularly wonderful.
magic titty: But they have so much in common. I mean he wore glasses, she wears glasses… I guess they have as much in common as Hillary and Sarah, you know- the t’aints.
According to the stubborn PUMA’s logic, Sarah Palin IS Malcolm X. And I, of course, am Michelle Obama’s baby daddy.
Vote for me! thx
districtsleeps: It does, doesn’t it?
Grandma Moses did tits and ass better than that. Anyhoo, don’t quit yer day job, Mr. Bar Owner.
Meh. Where are the Grand Tetons?
That rifle has a douche attachement.
Having seen the whole picture (thanks, sort of, Democratica)
Seeing Sarah Palin’s head on a much younger woman’s naked body, especially when that much younger woman is also the daughter of the painter, especially when knowing the painter apparently has Sarah Palin fantasies, is really creepy.
… ah like her gun… barrel’s a little long, tho… an dudnt look qwat strait… she probly has that effect… them repubs an their optikal illusions…
somebody in Chicago go snap us a pic..please please please
For equal time, he should paint a portrait of Biden fucking a chicken… not any chicken but a DelMarVa chicken
Carpet doesn’t match the drapes? Oh noes!
Actually, before the uncensored version was discovered, I was betting on the Brazilian wax.
Okay, it’s not very often I miss the joke around here; Wonkette isn’t generally subtle. He’s a perv because he painted a crappy picture of naked Palin?
Democratica: Yeah, that’s shades of Flowers in the Attic-disturbing.
So are her lips tattooed or not?
They should show this to young mormon boys to prevent masturbation.
Naked Bunny with a Whip: Nah, he used his daughter as the model for his crappy picture of his daughter who kinda looks like Sarah Palin.
Sound disgustinger?
Have fun in the comments, that’s where the real juice and lulz are.
Added bonus, no pesky registration, just a captcha form and you can fire at will.
ProfessorJukes:
Having seen the uncensored pic. Trimmed.
Two comments: 1) ‘Posing’ nude for family members is culturally acceptable in Wasilla. 2) If the daughter is living in San Fran, I’m willing to bet she has 25% higher IQ than Snowbilly. Nude Barkeeps Daughter for Veep 08!!!!1!!
Why the cover up, why? What is the internet becoming noodie free? Where’s your sense of free speech Wonkette? Seriously, I really don’t see why an under 16 would ever visit this site.
Oh, come on! No stretch marks? And perky breasts! After, what is it, three or four kids? Give me a break!
JadedDIssonance: It may be a shithole, but at least as of a very long time ago it was a shithole with the best pinball games in the city. I was a big geek who cared about such things.
districtsleeps: So does Sarah.
Democratica: I’d definetly hit it, first in the sexual sense, and then with a 2×4
“His daughter, who looks a little like Palin and does a great impression of her, served as model for the governor’s body.”
Ewww…!!!
Be sure everyone votes NO on the “is it offensive” poll on ChiTrib website. Also, any links to the real pixxx?? Any operatives in SFO willing to check it out (and take one for the team)?
Serolf Divad:
i knew it. i just fukkin knew it.
So is the pixxx with full bush, shaven, or tattooed? America must know!
Does eybrow color match… you know what I’m talkin about?
Now that I recall those pixxx from Wasilla and the lack of things to do there, I’m guessing a high degree of hair sculpting?
Peggy Hill for VEEP!
Ok, Ok, time for me to self censor (just like MSM), but one more question…ant Piercings?
So Cal Congressman (Rohrbacher?) says on KNX that his phone calls yesterday were 90 percent anti-bailout, today 50/50. He sez all his colleagues say the same thing.
Oh goody maybe Camille Paglia will see this and have a seizure… really, with all the phallic references, why would you want to see any of the other, ahem, parts.
I never thought I’d say it but only thing that would make this better would be, errrr, blingee.
all right, I can’t self censor. what’s the poll (wink wink) increase if this is released as a t-shirt/poster?
Wait’ll you see the painting he did of Obama…
forgracie: I can hear her sex ed class now: Hap-PENIS!
Srsly, are we all so hard up for nekkid boobies that we have to resort to this?
Nice.
4:03 PM on Tue September 30 2008
By Jim Newell
1610 Views, 69 Comments »
The Ale House, a singles bar for people who don’t really want to get lucky, was a favored hangout of mine in its last incarnation, with Art Klug filling the Bruce Elliot role (Bruce, a former pro sports heckler and no doubt still a formidable golf hustler, is a worthy successor to Art). I got a good interview out of Klug for the Reader after years of indolence and learned a life-saving lesson: that I should not drink alcohol. One of the Ale House’s traditions is to blur the line between fiction and fact. Maybe Bruce painted the picture; maybe his daughter modeled for it; maybe he has a daughter. Maybe Bruce knows how to light up a Trib reporter (the Ale House is a place no Trib reporter wants to be known for visiting, and they’ve all been there, usually between 2 a.m. and 4, or 5 a.m. on Saturdays). If you go, ask Bruce to tell you about heckling Wilt Chamberlain.
And I don’t know of any other bars in the city where you can sit back, relax, and just imagine back in the day when Belushi, or some years later Farley, were once in that exact same location, coked up and breakin’ shit.
Sound disgustinger?
Not to me, but I suppose body-shame jokes go over my fuzzy li’l head.
To get her hips right, they traced around a large dinner plate.
ihasasad: Who does he think he is, Paul Jacoulet?
Don’t say I never did anything for you bitches:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/71861551-Miss-America
I just don’t believe that Palin would be that “trimmed.” I would think she would be more of a thick and full 70s playboy bush going on there.
Reefpilot: Agreed. Heck, they should use the full picture to replace the masthead of this sight. No one could accuse us of being unpatriotic then!
Hey guys, Sarah and Walnuts aren’t going to win. Let’s just enjoy the moments when America’s GILF gets “fully exposed” to the American public.
I vote for a post-election Playboy spread.
I’m probably repeating someone else’s sentiment, but I would really like to literally fuck that painting.
nuckingfutz: Priceless, and much improved.
“No way has that woman had children”–Marge Simpson.
BTW, whatever happened to that Sarah Palin porn that those jerks were going to make in Atlanta, remember that story?
A lot of trailer trash is now taking down the velvet Elvis print. Time to upgrade.
She obviously never breast fed her young’ens.
So like one time at Band Camp, Jaws McCain was on the Strained Talk bus, and all his lobbyusses were like, “no, you can’t pick Joe Lieberman, because he is hated in both parties and he’s the undertail of a diseased hound.” And Jaws stood up for his running-dog-mate. “But I wants Joe soooo bad”, he sez.
But the lobbyusses didn’t go for it. Exasperated, Jaws McCain says, “Fuck it! Just pick me some moose-shooting dumb assed governor from Nowhere. I dunno why I pay you bleeptards all the money you raised for me.”
And that’s how it happened, children. Now go to sleep.
And then, like another time at Band Camp, the Strafed Talk Bus was like all full of lobbyusses, and Jaws McCain was like, “I gotta go back to Washington and support this bailout shit while I distance myself from the awful President whom I revere and always vote with.” So the lobbyusses were like murmur-murmur, and such as. And then one of ‘em sez, “Raise the stakes on him. See if he’s got like 5.5 nads, or something.”
And then Jaws McCain, stands up, as much as he can, and sez, “$700 Billion ‘proposed to Congress’? Are you kiddin’ me? One Trillion! And don’t ask the mother-fuckers, even though I am one of them! That’s shadow-leadership my low-life friends! And write some press releases about Obama stiffing the people for the $300 B difference that they need to pay for. Har-rumph!”
All that’s missing is Russia in the distance.
Oh, Damn it! Now I can’t get up!
JadedDIssonance: No, it isn’t. It’s a neighborhood place. This is what bars that aren’t sterile cookie-cutter franchises look and act like. God, I miss Chicago.