Does John McCain Have A Special Rosh Hashanah Stunt Up His Sleeve?

“Slow news day.”

Indeed.

Jesus H. Christmas..I can’t believe I read that whole thing.

Haven’t heard anything about space monsters, but:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/220826.php

The only thing I’m wondering is how this will get Palin out of the debate.

Well there’s always that crazy Hong Kong politician Long Hair, who’s banned from the Mainland because he’s Marxist.

Or something about Ireland and King Bono?

I could never work at Wonkette.

[re=115523]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: Gina Gershon is teh HAWT

[re=115519]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Why, is Palin going to Congress too? She can’t even spell “Economy”, what good would she be?

I need more Palin fuckupage. Im dying over here. Where are those CBS tapes with her saying she supports Al-kayda and ay-rabs and doesn’t know what year it is, or something?

Can’t you guys sneak someone into debate prep? I don’t care with who…I gotta think those sessions are a kill.

[re=115522]N8Ma[/re]: I could never work at Wonkette.

Do you pour yourself into a bottle of Scotch every day at lunch, bemoaning your wasted life, typing like a failed liberal arts grad who couldn’t get into an MFA and has to deal meth on the side?

Then you’re either Bill Kristol’s ghostwriter or indeed “working” at Wonkette.

Uh, I don’t know what all this means, but apparently it’s not good, but I’m not an expert, so I’ll let yous read through all this gibberish and then let me know if everythingz ok, mk?

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/30/01617/5440/126/615177

[re=115525]grendel[/re]: Indeed. I’d convert if it wasn’t for the kvetching, avarice, and headgear.
And the Talmud prohibiting me from saying WASPy things like “indeed”. But day-um!

You know, I was thinking when it turned out that Palin was NOT Michelle Bachmann, that this campaign wouldn’t be any fun. But it has been SO much fun that I do little dances every few minutes out of sheer… something. I still think that Bachmann would have been a more interesting running mate, if only because she’s too fucking insane to allow herself to be sheltered by Daddy McCain.

“I, my friends, will finish what the Holy Mother Church started so long ago. We have a Moor running for President, so we need to act decisively to defend our women and children before this heathen can take over the reins of power! A vote McCain-Palin is a vote to protect your baby’s blood.

I am John McCain, Holy Warrior for the Wrathful G-d, and I approve this message.”

There is nothing wrong with a slow news day after the last week’s cluster fuck to the White House and burning economy from hell trying to destroy us all.

[re=115538]Larry McAwful[/re]: Those Mooninites and their smoking…

[re=115531]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: if not their virginity?

To his credit, Obama was AGAINST the Space Aliens before he was FOR them.
Something about Brain-Eating Slugs.

[re=115540]Jim Newell[/re]: So you DO ghostwrite Kristol? You rock, JN, don’t let nobody tell you no different….woo hoo!

[re=115549]Doglessliberal[/re]: That also was lost. Catholic girls are hilarious. It was HOLY sex. You know, in a woman’s bathroom.
Nothing makes sense anymore.

[re=115537]ihasasad[/re]: Eh — it just means that banks don’t need any reserves to cover their assets — basically shifting more responsibility to the already-overstressed FDIC and away from the people who’ve been using our money to gamble on subprime mortgage notes. I’m sure the slight whiff of “last desperate gamble” is completely illusory.

Well, he’s using the Ross Perot Memorial Media Deflection Playbook.

I expect to hear about the perceived Hopey’s mooslim terristo threat to disrupt bristol’s wedding

[re=115567]grendel[/re]: Thank you for putting it in terms I can understand. Stupid Kos.

[re=115573]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You just need to man up. What are you some kinda queer?

[re=115561]grendel[/re]: judging by some of the comments on the WaPo blogs, I agree. (over the top crazy racist crap on the TECH blog!)

[re=115557]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: it was funny, a bunch of people I was in middle school with left to go to the Catholic HS in 9th grade. It was known, even then, which was a long time ago, that my male peers loved to date the Catholic school girls. The girls all maintained their virginity because they were NOT having “sex” with anyone but having oral and anal sex, which didn’t count. (of course, the oral was one-way, none back to the girls, but don’t get me started on that). I read somewhere recently that this is a common belief/practice among Evangelical teenagers. Unreal.

gotta mention this:

If you haven’t seen the Daily Show from last night (on the website …),
OH DEAR! They got a bunch of funny old jewish folk from Florida to watch the debate together,
and the highlight is one old guy saying to his wife that Michelle has a big “tuckus”
– just priceless. I will be internally giggling about that all day.

[re=115596]Doglessliberal[/re]: You ever wonder if the Evangelicals were so pissed at Clinton because he made their in-between marriage sex look cheap and tawdry?

I graduated from a catholic school in the late 80s. out of a clas of 78 boys and girls, 9 girls either graduated pregnant, with babies, or post-abortions. Catholic girls rock.

[re=115632]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: A friend of mine at a large Catholic college in the midwest told me she was so ashamed of me when I had sex, but had made out with a whole dorm of boys and was doing the oral thing and claimed gay people must be virgins on the basis of that. Sadly, this is within the past ten years so things haven’t changed much, other than the evangelicals stealing good Catholic morals.

[re=115650]springfield_meltdown[/re]: Yeah. You can gargle with holy water, but it won’t take the taste of perdition away.

[re=115596]Doglessliberal[/re]: It’s the Secret Mormon Recruiting Technique for nubile young ladies who want to do their part, too.

Only not so secret anymore.

Ken! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

When did Obama start schmoozing with Scientologists?!

[re=115597]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: …well I’m enough a dirt bag that I would go to “Pro-Life” rally and try and pickup women. And as far as ditching them goes; its not like I ever use my real name anyways!

Hell, I’d go to a flag-burning in Islamabad and try to score with one of those burka babes.