• February 14, 2012

These kids fucking suck. [YouTube]

{ 73 comments }

wavingnotdrowning September 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm

I’m gonna spread puke.

regisgoat September 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Tomorrow belongs to me….

shortsshortsshorts September 30, 2008 at 12:25 pm

My Republican friend just sent this to be and called it “fingerprint liberal ass-wiping.” I hate to say it, but I had to agree with him. Dammit.

DoctorCulturae September 30, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Oh the horror. Oh the desecration. Oh the hopefulness. They’re Terrorists of Hope!

Sussemilch September 30, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Obama poops rainbows.

ph7 September 30, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Children should not be forced to sing about either religion or politics.

Stick to songs about puppy love and wanting to get fucked ONLY.

FigNewShoes September 30, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Oh, goodness. It’s like the Happy Hands Club from Napoleon Dynamite in training.

ABitOfACommunist September 30, 2008 at 12:28 pm

left or right, indoctrination is indoctrination. sickening.

Too Lazy To Sign In September 30, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Even I am scared.

It reminds me a little bit like those “Strength Through Community Kids” that the After School Special was warning about.

Street Organizer September 30, 2008 at 12:29 pm

CREEPY. The Streets would not approve.

putinontheritz September 30, 2008 at 12:30 pm

The ending is so vague. It tells you to VOTE, but it doesn’t say for who.

Strictly for the Tardcore September 30, 2008 at 12:31 pm

[re=115337]FigNewShoes[/re]: Either that or Sparkle Motion. I sometimes doubt their commitment, though.

surfacenoise76 September 30, 2008 at 12:31 pm

eh, still not as bad as the kids in Jesus Camp

gurukalehuru September 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm

awwww, you’re all trying so hard to be cynical. You know it was cute.

freakishlystrong September 30, 2008 at 12:33 pm

Eccchh..very “Children of the Corn”..

shortsshortsshorts September 30, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=115355]surfacenoise76[/re]: HA HA so true…

Sean O September 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Jim et al post saying how the comments are disgusting, and then post “these kids fucking suck”? It’s true, but it’s so open to creepiness.

medievalist September 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm

I’m a proud consumer of Obama kool-aid, but that shit seemed WAY too Jim Jonesy to me.

kilroy September 30, 2008 at 12:36 pm

I am hungover. SOmeone please tell a funny joke. NOW!

Hairy Reed September 30, 2008 at 12:37 pm

[re=115328]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I had to agree. I’m an obamatard as much as the next guy, but I mean, these kids can’t even think yet…

Reefpilot September 30, 2008 at 12:38 pm

GTA IV’s Manny Escuela, Manny of the Streets, would be proud.

Delicious September 30, 2008 at 12:38 pm

What they should be singing is “Less taxes and more war!”

Harvey Birdman September 30, 2008 at 12:39 pm

Kids are so shallow.

medievalist September 30, 2008 at 12:43 pm

[re=115386]Delicious[/re]: Brilliant.

slappypaddy September 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm

jeezuss marie, somebody thought this was a good idea? 23 seconds into it an my twig snapped audibly… this is painful all aroun… ain’t we libtards got enuff of the pain thang? ain’t this some kinda child abuse? adult abuse? wonkettie abuse?

Wag Das Hund September 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Can’t we leave the indoctrination of children to the bitters?

Sassypants September 30, 2008 at 12:46 pm

It’s been a long time since I wanted to punch a kid, but….that did it.

Wagamuffin September 30, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Where’s Chuck Barris and The Gong Show when you need it…

Choppin’…broc-o-lllliiiiii (with apologies to Dana Carvey)

wilmawonker September 30, 2008 at 12:49 pm

[re=115337]FigNewShoes[/re]: that’s what i thought! Forget this kids, get some moon boots and hip hop.

Wag Das Hund September 30, 2008 at 12:49 pm

[re=115327]regisgoat[/re]: Oooh, a “Cabaret reference”.
Teh Ghey, anyone?

Wagamuffin September 30, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Here in Canada, we would have apprehended all these children, and locked up the parents.

And shot the musical director.

Inadequate Blackmail September 30, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Blah blah blah. None of them can vote so who cares?

Gopherit v2.0 September 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm

[re=115408]Wagamuffin[/re]: Forget that. Where’s Simon Cowell?

Rielle Hunter September 30, 2008 at 12:53 pm

I am getting my tubes tied tomorrow. This is a vomit-fest ’08

surfacenoise76 September 30, 2008 at 12:53 pm

Now, are we sure we aren’t being had? Are we sure this wasn’t orchestrated by their right-leaning parents?

Miller September 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm

It’s no Witchy Woman. Couldn’t they at least made sure all the kiddies were blond and dressed exactly alike?

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

LeslieBee September 30, 2008 at 12:55 pm

If you liberal pussies aren’t willing to cult out your kids for Obama, you deserve what you get: four months of McCain and three-plus years of Dumbo McDumbnuts! Now go pop five out and teach them to vote for who Mommy tells you to vote for! Otherwise the terrorists (Tucker Bounds and that other douchebag guy) win!

Wagamuffin September 30, 2008 at 12:57 pm

[re=115417]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: True! Snark We Can Believe In.

Turd Way September 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm

Now I understand something I heard Noam Chomsky say about the Obama phenomenon being a symptom of American alienation. Are they at someone’s new Obama Summer Camp? Are we going to have to watch a sad documentary about it, like that Jesus Camp thing?

facehead September 30, 2008 at 1:02 pm

They should be singing songs about the great ancient battles between man and dinosaur.

plastic_jesus September 30, 2008 at 1:03 pm

This is every bit as bad as Jesus Camp

graceless September 30, 2008 at 1:04 pm

I couldn’t watch. Tried. Failed.

Lascauxcaveman September 30, 2008 at 1:05 pm

This scares the hell out of me. I have kids this age, and I just can’t imagine… They think it’s kinda funny when I rant about what an idiot our president is and all, but still. Let’s keep the kids out of this, please.

(I’d do the music teacher, tho.)

Hypersquared September 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm

As a lifelong liberal who will absolutely be voting for Obama, and who discusses politics openly with his two teenage children, this nonetheless creeps me the eff out. I do see the comparison to Jesus Camps, etc. Please parents, let’s emphasize actual discussion with our children, not ritualized sentimentalism.

(Note: I’m aware that the parents involved probably do discuss politics and world affairs with their kids, but I’d much rather see video of that).

MilitantAgnostic September 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm

[re=115455]graceless[/re]: Me either. Sonic waterboarding—I could only take it for about a second and a half before I was frantically stabbing the pause button.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello September 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm

They edited out the part at the end where the kids asked all Jews in the room to raise their hands, where they were promptly lead in to the back of a U-Haul.

El Kabong September 30, 2008 at 1:18 pm

[re=115327]regisgoat[/re]: nice

Inadequate Blackmail September 30, 2008 at 1:19 pm

My biggest worry is that this will play into the wingnut “Obama is the Anti-Christ” meme. Idiot parents.

Other than that, I think this is a non-issue. The parents have the right to raise their kids as they see fit. Besides, this is really no worse than the Reagan Rock Opera my parents had me in back in the 1980s.

assholette September 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm

So this is what San Francisco is like?

SelfDeprecatingFed September 30, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Go after the children. Brain-wash them young. Once they get too old to spell potatoe it’s too late.

TGY September 30, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Obama!
Obama!
Yo Mama doesn’t vote for Obama!
’cause she’s a Puma!

From Yuma!
From Yuma!
(or somewhere)
And has a brain like a tumah!
She plays the tubah!
(as a rhyme stretch)

-with vague apologies to “Tomorrow” from Annie

lilblackcorvette September 30, 2008 at 1:31 pm

[re=115483]assholette[/re]: yeah right. how many of you applied to Obama Camp?

sezme September 30, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Shit, now I have to vote for Nader. No child ever has or will sing about him.

Tawmn September 30, 2008 at 1:46 pm

Nice Symbionese Liberation Army flag on the wall.

PoJunk September 30, 2008 at 1:50 pm

This seems like a spoof. How could people not do this with even the slightest hint of irony? Oh God. Kill me. Creepy. Also, I laughed the whole time, in that someone-just-fell-down-and-I’m-embarrassed-for-them type way. Eeeegh.

WadISay September 30, 2008 at 2:02 pm

Haha, wait until these kids turn in their parents to the local Commisar of Hope.

c-freak September 30, 2008 at 2:04 pm

i see some future gay men’s chorus members.

bignutz September 30, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Even worse than “Hillary 4 u and me”, and I thought that was the worst.

crepuscular September 30, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Get a load of that black kid… he wants to take it up a few notches.. but miss hare krishna doesn’t let him show her up..after all it’s Eugene, Oregon isn’t it…the antithesis of wasilla.

Taradiddle September 30, 2008 at 2:32 pm

The only thing missing was inserted clips of North Vietnamese children sing to the Dear Leader

JadedDIssonance September 30, 2008 at 2:56 pm

This one brought tears to my eyes. Such Hope(tm)ful faces! The director, however, needs to take an actual music class.

Kev-O-Tron September 30, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Oh no that’s not scary and reminiscent of WWII Japan or anything. Nope. Not at all.

-JESUS CHRIST!!!! That shit makes Obama look like a fascist psychopath! Who the fuck thought that video was a good idea?

Smoke Filled Roommate September 30, 2008 at 3:51 pm

Shouldn’t the tshirts read ‘Imagine Dope’? It would pleasantly take them away from the nightmare that is this piece of hippie garbage.

Taradiddle September 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm

[re=115638]Taradiddle[/re]: I apologize for my “Carter Years” public education. What I meant to say was, the only thing missing was inserted clips of “North Korean” children singing to the Dear Leader.

CTnotGreenwich September 30, 2008 at 4:10 pm

looks like most of those parents in the background are burned out hippies who hitchiked down from Eugene, including Jeff Labowski and the Larry David on the flute there.

This is why McCain will win even though Obama wins in the polls – these dipshits can’t even put on grown-up clothes, let alone register to vote or find the polling places.

Mary' September 30, 2008 at 4:21 pm

That’s pretty fucked up.
Let kids be kids.
I’m wondering if all of the parents knew about this? Did the teacher ask permission? What if there was a McCain supporter in the class, would that child sit out?
To me, this is like holding a baby up to protect yourself from a bullet.
Leave little kids out of your politics.

problemwithcaring September 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Singing kids freak me out. America’ Got Talent gives me nightmares.

problemwithcaring September 30, 2008 at 5:23 pm
rupert_pupkin September 30, 2008 at 6:03 pm

[re=115483]assholette[/re]: worse! it’s venice! seriously i can’t stop laughing…

oyanobaka September 30, 2008 at 11:04 pm

[re=115336]ph7[/re]: umm… children should “Stick to songs about puppy love and wanting to get fucked ONLY”?

timmy_the_tooth October 1, 2008 at 11:28 am

I love the part with the flute playing middle-aged pony-tailed hippie hipster douchenozzle as band leader.

Steeevyo October 1, 2008 at 12:09 pm
patman October 23, 2008 at 6:40 pm

ugh it’s been pulled … what was it???

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