• WE’RE RICH AGAIN!: Ha ha, gay Europe is now bailing out all of its banks too, meaning the dollar is somehow rising like a biotch against their fancypants “pound” and “euro.” AMERICA FUCK YEAH, now let’s go buy all of their stuff and burn it because fuck fucking Europe, losers. [Bloomberg]
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  1. “AMERICA FUCK YEAH, now let’s go buy all of their stuff and burn it because fuck fucking Europe, losers.”

    The Wall Street Journal had an editorial this morning that said pretty much the same thing.

  2. The magic power of America has always been to hang on just a little bit longer than everyone else through sheer bull-headedness, and then to celebrate by standing over the fallen, peeing on them while chanting “USA! USA! USA!” ‘cuz we sure showed them what-for.

  3. bloomberg also sez, in a diffo story, as to how the recession we’re in–doan look!–is sizin up to be the worst since the one way back when reagan ana snidely whip-congress first did neocon eco-jitsu before some o’youse was born… merka, fuck yeah! go team go… do the smaller dollar holler!

  4. Suck it, Eurotrash! Who ever heard of a bank called “Dexia,” anyway? It deserves to fail. Banks should have secure, substantial sounding names, like “Wachovia” and “Citi.”

  5. [re=115313]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: So do you think that the U.S. is still qualified to be a “Superpower top” or has been relegated to plain old garden-variety “power top”?

  6. [re=115318]grendel[/re]: However, the empathy which poster “Conservative in CA” has with poor because of the way they’ve been victimized by Obama and his ilk is quite, quite moving.

  7. [re=115318]grendel[/re]: I only read the first 25 or so but some of them were pretty good. For example:

    “This article reeks of Republican desperation. The Party That Destroyed America and the cranky old fart it nominated are going down.”

  8. Seems like a good time for me to throw out my old blow up sex doll, which was actually just a balloon with a smiley face, and buy me some cheap whores!

  9. Our German exchange student’s parents got a bargain when they bought dollars for him in August. I can already hear his parents squeal over his next debit card transaction. Serves them right for sending me someone who won’t eat peanut butter, and beats me in chess!!!

  10. Belgian bank regulators: Sacre bleue, someone, zey ‘ave set us up ze bomb, non?
    Uncle Sam: All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction, you pinko-commie, black-beret-wearing, effete, unfiltered chain smokers.

  11. George Bush is such a global fuck up. How much do you want to bet that he manages to blow something up by accident before he leaves office. George What Happened: “Well, the red button was so pretty. i just wanted to touch it once before I left office. I didn’t even push it that hard….” Oops and there goes half of Europe and three of the 50 United States.

  12. Let me know when those Canadian fuckers start suffering. I want my American money to be worth something again the next time I’m in Vancouver. And to be able to mock the bastards in Chinatown who wanted the check paid in Loonies only this summer. It’s the American damned continent — shouldn’t the American dollar be good everywhere on it?

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