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Lindsey Graham: FINE, Obama Wins, Just Please Leave Me Alone

by Jim Newell  2:19 pm September 29, 2008

Here’s potentially gay Sen. Lindsey Graham, one of McCain’s most ardent supporters, on the Fox News Sunday program alongside famous mule-bot John Kerry. He’s presented with some poll numbers that look good for Obama after the debate. Graham offers one sentence of pro-McCain spin and then starts whining about how tired he is and basically says OBAMA IS THE BEST THERE ARE YOU HAPPY CHRIS WALLACE? John Kerry stoically agrees and then everyone makes out. [Crooks & Liars]

{ 38 comments }

loudmouthredhead September 29, 2008 at 2:23 pm

So Kerry is the rough prison trick to Lindsey Graham’s fresh fish? That’s a metaphor I’ll be scrubbing out of my brain for a while.

facehead September 29, 2008 at 2:24 pm

Sorry to change the subject back to the end of the world, but Mother Earth just kicked the crapped out of New Zealand.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2008xna6.php

graceless September 29, 2008 at 2:24 pm

Go on, have a nap.

grendel September 29, 2008 at 2:24 pm

Potentially gay? I think at this point the best you can spin it is “potentially straight”.

Texan Bulldoggette September 29, 2008 at 2:25 pm

God that was funny: ‘It’s Sunday. I’m tired. Obama did fine.” Looks like Lindsey had a late nighter. Hmmm…what COULD he have been doing to make him so tired? But that’s bad when your biggest cheerleader (other than Joe schmuck Lieberman) can’t even defend you.

cal September 29, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Awkward!

And who names their son “Lindsey”, anyway?

Gopherit v2.0 September 29, 2008 at 2:26 pm

Wow. Go Team McCain. One of your chief advisors said he doesn’t give a shit about a promoting your horseshit on Fox news.

Miller September 29, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Lindsay-Shaming should be a national sport. 2 points for getting him to admit defeat. 5 points for tears. 10 points for complete meltdown followed by Clay Aiken-esque People cover.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

loudmouthredhead September 29, 2008 at 2:27 pm

“Look…ahm tahred. Ah have a sora ass. Ah was up ahl naaaaht with mah fellow senators….Does that sound gay? DAMN! AH’VE SAID TO MUCH!”

mattbolt September 29, 2008 at 2:27 pm

JON KERRY
is
HALF-BREED
FRENCHMIN

loudmouthredhead September 29, 2008 at 2:28 pm

[re=113818]cal[/re]: Only the most FABULOUS people, that’s who!

SayItWithWookies September 29, 2008 at 2:29 pm

Is Senator Graham gonna show us his new tattoo? Ugh — no, wait — I take that back.

shortsshortsshorts September 29, 2008 at 2:30 pm

You never called me back, Lindsey. WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?

MoodProcessor September 29, 2008 at 2:33 pm

[re=113813]grendel[/re]:
Lindsey Graham – Not entirely allergic to sausage.

MrAgro September 29, 2008 at 2:34 pm

McCain has rebuffed Graham’s advances for the last time. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

Scarab September 29, 2008 at 2:35 pm

As the Leather Daddy who wore out Lindsey on Saturday night, you’re welcome.

Rush September 29, 2008 at 2:36 pm

“Here’s potentially gay Sen. Lindsey Graham”

uhh, George Michael laughs at him.

By the way, how many times a day does he need a shower after being WALNUTZ leading butt boy for the media. Lindsay Graham – queen of denial.

And my state’s Senator Hadassah is next….

ihasasad September 29, 2008 at 2:38 pm

Lindsey doesn’t care because they are going to challenge all the minority votes and have them thrown out and McCain will be the wiener. The End

MathewBrooks September 29, 2008 at 2:41 pm

[re=113817]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Obvs. a Meth fueled orgy.

Slabgorb September 29, 2008 at 2:45 pm

Kerry, as always, wins at Hair.

WWJGD September 29, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Man, why can’t my arguments end like they do in the MSM.

shortsshortsshorts September 29, 2008 at 2:49 pm

[re=113899]WWJGD[/re]: Next time the woman is arguing with me I will call for a commercial break.

loudmouthredhead September 29, 2008 at 2:49 pm

[re=113843]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Why wouldn’t you look at me during? *sob!*

loudmouthredhead September 29, 2008 at 2:50 pm

[re=113864]Scarab[/re]: I see a Congressional Medal of Freedom in someone’s future, methinks.

SelfDeprecatingFed September 29, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Look, it’s Sunday, I’m tired. I was up all night giving Walnuts a sponge bath while he had flashbacks to the most traumatizing time of his life. You know… when he trailed Obama by 5 and a half points… I’m sorry, I meant Nam. Yeah… Nam

tiny mexican September 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm

I’ll never forget that time Jim Webb slapped Lindsey on the back during Meet the Press. I thought he was going to start crying.

Maybe Lindsey and Lindsay can share a People magazine cover someday!

nurple September 29, 2008 at 3:16 pm

Chris Wallace is a comparatively young man. BUT he dyes his hair and dresses all old, so he’s actually OLDER than he looks. Honestly, he’s a moustasche away from being Cal Thomas. Is this a trend?

Cape Clod September 29, 2008 at 3:25 pm

Good thing he didn’t pull that crap in front od Hannity.
“No, he didn’t do well, Senator! Don’t give me that ‘I’m tired,’ crap! Cowboy the fuck up!”

blackdontcrack September 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm

does anyone remember that movie/tv show where the military invented a “Everyone Goes Gay” bomb and it accidentally went off in the war room and then all the commanders started making out? LETS DO THIS! KISS! ETC! Anyone ???

nurple September 29, 2008 at 3:58 pm

I do remember Don Adams as Maxwell Smart in THE NUDE BOMB. I think I am the only one.

1ofUS September 29, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Wanna rest your head on my comfy gadar antenna?

FunkyPalmettoBug September 29, 2008 at 4:15 pm

You can strike out “potentially”

The Station Manager September 29, 2008 at 4:31 pm

[re=114044]blackdontcrack[/re]: 30 Rock, last season, I believe!

crunchymunchy September 29, 2008 at 4:40 pm

I never saw him speak until the RNC this year. Totally gay.

Gayer than Soulja Boy’s choreographer: http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/51

natoslug September 29, 2008 at 4:42 pm

[re=114044]blackdontcrack[/re]: No, although I remember Flesh Gordon. Does that help?

Borat September 29, 2008 at 5:17 pm

[re=113843]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Leave Lindsey out of this he’s my ass and I have a can of hobo soup to prove it

OzoneTom September 29, 2008 at 7:57 pm

[re=114097]nurple[/re]: Remember it? I’ve got the VHS.
I love stupid stuff.

professor.cj September 29, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Graham always has been and always will be the creepy-choir-director-camp-counselor-guy. Seriously, would you let your 12 year old son spend the night alone in a room with that man?

Just saying.

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