Wonkette
Here’s potentially gay Sen. Lindsey Graham, one of McCain’s most ardent supporters, on the Fox News Sunday program alongside famous mule-bot John Kerry. He’s presented with some poll numbers that look good for Obama after the debate. Graham offers one sentence of pro-McCain spin and then starts whining about how tired he is and basically says OBAMA IS THE BEST THERE ARE YOU HAPPY CHRIS WALLACE? John Kerry stoically agrees and then everyone makes out. [Crooks & Liars]
So Kerry is the rough prison trick to Lindsey Graham’s fresh fish? That’s a metaphor I’ll be scrubbing out of my brain for a while.
Sorry to change the subject back to the end of the world, but Mother Earth just kicked the crapped out of New Zealand.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2008xna6.php
Go on, have a nap.
Potentially gay? I think at this point the best you can spin it is “potentially straight”.
God that was funny: ‘It’s Sunday. I’m tired. Obama did fine.” Looks like Lindsey had a late nighter. Hmmm…what COULD he have been doing to make him so tired? But that’s bad when your biggest cheerleader (other than Joe schmuck Lieberman) can’t even defend you.
Awkward!
And who names their son “Lindsey”, anyway?
Wow. Go Team McCain. One of your chief advisors said he doesn’t give a shit about a promoting your horseshit on Fox news.
Lindsay-Shaming should be a national sport. 2 points for getting him to admit defeat. 5 points for tears. 10 points for complete meltdown followed by Clay Aiken-esque People cover.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
“Look…ahm tahred. Ah have a sora ass. Ah was up ahl naaaaht with mah fellow senators….Does that sound gay? DAMN! AH’VE SAID TO MUCH!”
JON KERRY
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HALF-BREED
FRENCHMIN
cal: Only the most FABULOUS people, that’s who!
Is Senator Graham gonna show us his new tattoo? Ugh — no, wait — I take that back.
You never called me back, Lindsey. WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?
grendel:
Lindsey Graham - Not entirely allergic to sausage.
McCain has rebuffed Graham’s advances for the last time. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
As the Leather Daddy who wore out Lindsey on Saturday night, you’re welcome.
“Here’s potentially gay Sen. Lindsey Graham”
uhh, George Michael laughs at him.
By the way, how many times a day does he need a shower after being WALNUTZ leading butt boy for the media. Lindsay Graham - queen of denial.
And my state’s Senator Hadassah is next….
Lindsey doesn’t care because they are going to challenge all the minority votes and have them thrown out and McCain will be the wiener. The End
Texan Bulldoggette: Obvs. a Meth fueled orgy.
Kerry, as always, wins at Hair.
Man, why can’t my arguments end like they do in the MSM.
WWJGD: Next time the woman is arguing with me I will call for a commercial break.
shortsshortsshorts: Why wouldn’t you look at me during? *sob!*
Scarab: I see a Congressional Medal of Freedom in someone’s future, methinks.
Look, it’s Sunday, I’m tired. I was up all night giving Walnuts a sponge bath while he had flashbacks to the most traumatizing time of his life. You know… when he trailed Obama by 5 and a half points… I’m sorry, I meant Nam. Yeah… Nam
I’ll never forget that time Jim Webb slapped Lindsey on the back during Meet the Press. I thought he was going to start crying.
Maybe Lindsey and Lindsay can share a People magazine cover someday!
Chris Wallace is a comparatively young man. BUT he dyes his hair and dresses all old, so he’s actually OLDER than he looks. Honestly, he’s a moustasche away from being Cal Thomas. Is this a trend?
Good thing he didn’t pull that crap in front od Hannity.
“No, he didn’t do well, Senator! Don’t give me that ‘I’m tired,’ crap! Cowboy the fuck up!”
does anyone remember that movie/tv show where the military invented a “Everyone Goes Gay” bomb and it accidentally went off in the war room and then all the commanders started making out? LETS DO THIS! KISS! ETC! Anyone ???
I do remember Don Adams as Maxwell Smart in THE NUDE BOMB. I think I am the only one.
Wanna rest your head on my comfy gadar antenna?
You can strike out “potentially”
blackdontcrack: 30 Rock, last season, I believe!
I never saw him speak until the RNC this year. Totally gay.
Gayer than Soulja Boy’s choreographer: http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/51
blackdontcrack: No, although I remember Flesh Gordon. Does that help?
shortsshortsshorts: Leave Lindsey out of this he’s my ass and I have a can of hobo soup to prove it
nurple: Remember it? I’ve got the VHS.
I love stupid stuff.
Graham always has been and always will be the creepy-choir-director-camp-counselor-guy. Seriously, would you let your 12 year old son spend the night alone in a room with that man?
Just saying.