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Ha ha, here is the latest New Yorker cover, which proves Sarah Palin is an idiot. Tina Fey should get royalties. Speaking of New Yorkers, did you people know you can get your picture taken with Palin and some fake dead thing? [New Yorker]
ELITIST MAGAZINES
New Yorker Cover Doesn’t Respect Sarah Palin’s Foreign Policy Experience, Either
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what’s with all the books?
This is a play on Saul Steinberg’s cover from the 70’s
http://www.saulsteinbergfoundation.org/gallery_24_viewofworld.html
YOU CANT SEE USSR FROM ILLINOIS!!1!1
She’s ready to stab those Russkies with her #2 pencil.
wilmawonker: Plus all them fancy writin’ instruments.
Hey, stop being so sexist. Haven’t you heard? Sarah Palin went down to teh UN a few days ago and spent the afternoon shaking hands with a bunch of world leaders, so she’s got tons of foreign policy experience, now.
Where are the pictures of dead wolves, clubbed seals & dying polar bears? And why is the ground so verdant looking??
spencer: SHHHH! They will find out you are Elite!
YES! I have a picture of myself with that Palin stuffed moose set up. Kind of wish I had thought to send that tip in myself…
interesting that her power suit is the same colour as Putin’s looming socialist scalp. maybe Palin is the Anti-Christ.
Do not mock her! If you look carefully just over the ‘u’ in Roosia, you kin see Pootin rearin his ugly head. Not to mention the FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCAWITCH!
Big Ears seem to be the political cartoon Shmear of choice for the past 8 years…
Anchorage had another HUGE rally this weekend… Hold Sarah Palin Accountable rally, pics here: http://laurainak.blogspot.com
Obv. fake. Where is Putin’s rearing head?
…I guess that is the reason why she doesn’t care if all the glaciers melt, because they obscure her view of Russia.
The image is dead!
If it weren’t for brave Alaskans like Gov. Palin those damn Russkies you be swarming all over the place. The Bering Straight must be guarded 24 hours a day with hunting rifles and sled dogs lest the red menace overwhelm us. Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom!
I call BS. She never said you needed binoculars.
JadedDIssonance: no, political cartoonists are just notoriously bad at drawing ears.
Serolf Divad: Palin’s secret power is learning by Osmosis. Not only does she know all about foreign policy, she also knows where Osama Bin Laden is hiding and will be hauling in his bloody carcass as a late October surprise, just in time to sweep them into office (and me into Brasil).
Sorry CCR (Looking Out My Back Door)
Just got home from Wasilla, lock the front door, oh boy!
Got to lie down, turn on the tanning bed.
Radiation sets in, pretty soon I’m singin,
Doo, doo, doo, Russia’s just next door.
There’s Levy doing my daughter, a pitbull wearin lip stick.
Look at all the dinosaurs coexisting with man.
See my thoughts controlled by John McCain.
Doo, doo, doo, Russia’s just next door.
Want Hubby’s best friend’s peen to stick it to me.
Won’t you take a ride on the eBay Jet?
Doo, doo doo.
Wondrous foreign policy edumakation.
Doo, doo, doo, Russia’s just next door.
Gifts, favors and firings are tales across the land.
Wont you take a snow ride with the First Dude?
Doo, doo doo.
Debate Joe tomorrow, today, I’ll just swallow (talking points pervs).
Doo, doo, doo, Russia’s just next door.
Forward troubles Wasilla, lock the front door, oh boy!
Look at all the happy Obamamites dancing on the lawn.
Won’t bother me no end, today, Reailty’s no friend.
Gazing from the Governor’s Double-Wide, she can see Russia, Jesusland, and Other.
She’s a Peeping Palin.
thare she iz, girlz’n'boyz, our fearliss commandante o’th’alaska nat guard, right thare on the’front… lines? hills? straits? we gotta get it straight, you heard what jumpin jack mcnuggets said t’other night on telly, russia is the new old enemy, the old cold war’s goin hot again, this tam in the warmin arctic circ, in case yer wonderin why bible spice is on th’tick, an’ oh by th’ way, though darth chaney scrambled th’ fighters on that dark september day so long ago, lass tam ah checked, the veep iz not repeat not in th’ chain o’command, maybe makin his scrambly order illegal, but thank god somebody did sumpin, verdad? we shoold have a war wit russia in tam fer my young’uns t’all go die in it… fuck, iss monday agin, whar’z my medz, i gotta git back on mah medz, i’m talkin peckuliar agin…
Can Putin see the retarded baby from the Kremlin?
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine
Sarah Palin is always ready, always on call, to defend our nation in case Putin comes over the hill with a knife in his teeth and ill intentions towards America. That’s why they put her on the fourth floor, so she has a clear sight line for her sniper rifle…..to keep us safe for another day.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Why does she stop at Russia? Palin probably thinks the Earth is flat, so shouldn’t she be bragging about being able to see every single nation in the entire world?
Hedley Lamar: WIN.
Ah, i couldn’t see that picture in the new Google Chrome for some reason. Now I can see it.
“I Can See Russia from Alaska (When I Look in Your Eyes)” music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1inuK-7lo
Varchar: I’m not so sure she understands what the Earth being flat or round would have to do with how far she can see.
Artwork by Eric Anderson?
Sarah Palin is the All-American Girl.
Brain like an Alabama preacher, attitude of a Texas oil millionaire, voice like a Wisconsin cattle farmer, personal style of a New Jersey mall mom
God, Thursday is going to be FUCKING AWESOME. We might die of liver failure.
bhosp: According to Einstein, if she got a big enough pair of binoculars, she could see far enough out of her window to glimpse Jesus’ cave man army riding dinosaurs.
Lets bling this out!
Am I the only one who can’t see the picture of the photo? No biggy, but maybe the photo went down the wrong tube?
That is the lousiest rendering of the interior of a methlab Iv’e EVER seen. Who pays these fucking people?
er… blinging…
http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/446/271841861_379247.gif
Serolf Divad: she even talked to a JEW (WITH NO PRE-CONDITIONS!!!)!!!
american mutt: me 2
Not blingee’d, not funny.
wilmawonker: She’s gotta skim ‘em afore she bans ‘em.
Not sure that I want to be photographed standing near a sleeping bag filled with stinking old man parts. Anyway, Cindy eventually will wonder where she misplaced him and Palin will then have to give him back.
facehead: To be fair, she asked him to do her taxes
This is really mean because Palin only reads cartoons.
hie, back too soon, neglectin my dooties… we’re all havin a wunnerful time on this line, but i jess looked out my window an’ i didn’t see russia, no sir, an’ i didn see sarah, bless her heart, but i saw what looked like a worldwide stock markets meltdown. anybody else seein that, er izz it jess me?
Is the dead thing the Montauk Monster? Because I’d like to have a picture with that thing. How do you tell Palin and the MM apart? Lipstick, of course!
Serolf Divad: Shaking hands, ewww, I hope she had some Purell in her purse. Oh ya, some of those people don’t wash ya know!
Ah, I got it. The problem is that Palin can see the local dairy queen from her window, and she mistook it for the Kremlin.
WINNING DEBATE STRATEGY FOR MOOSILINI:
When Biden talks, respond with “He looked very accurate, but I didn’t have the sound on, so I have no idea what he just said.”
facehead: hahahah
wilmawonker: well done.
When the Russkie nukes come zooming out of the clouds straight at me, I will curse Sarah Palin with my final breath for being a gigantic moron who rose to prominence through needlessly egging on a friendly ally with cocky, passive-aggressive talk
mattbolt: To be fair, Palin’s accent is much more intolerable than that of someone from Wisconsin or Minnesota. It is such an exaggerated version of the real accent that it sounds like a mockery of it and makes the natives of those states wince.
facehead: Do you think she had ever met a Muslim before take your daughter to the UN day?
Norbert: you know, as an actual antichrist, i really really resent being compared to sarah palin. thank you.
FritzSL: that was loverly. thanks for the song.
wilmawonker: That’s the full “Left Behind” series, and some tranny porno.
facehead: But did she blink? If she blinked, she’s her only reason to
liverun for office.The New Yorker pokes fun at Palin for meeting with leaders last week but BHO didn’t meet one until his useless trip to Europe. Who the hell campaigns in Europe when running for President anyway. Loser.
They say that the Russians are so cold and distant
But Diomedes are a girl’s best friend.
Geography’s nice but it won’t get the ladies
Out of church to vote
For the mean old goat.
Media elites will apply the heats
When you say Pakistan’s just ’round the bend –
But I’ve got a trump card
Becuase it’s in my back yard
Diomedes are a girl’s best friend.
Kamchatka! Vladivostok!
Talk to me Sean Hannity, tell me all about it.
There may be a day when they throw softball questions
That are awful nice –
But get the bailout right
Or else no dice.
McCain is my guy and my profile is high
And if I’m dumb I can always pretend –
But when I open my mouth and things start to go south –
Diomedes are a girl’s best friend.
Man, here’s a great idea. I want to see her go back in time and debate Dan Quayle.
Yay! Made it…
Thanks for posting brilliant stuff today – saving day!
“`Tis a miracle to me that people don ´t understeeaand that I have a great deal of experience in, ah… foreign policy. See, we have a boarder to this other country, what ´s-it-called, ah,… Ceeanada. And there is Russia and I mean, hey! If I could spit this close!!!”
Makes me feel giddy when I think that in actual fact, Sarah Louise Heathen-Whaleskin might be President one day.
… my, my…
marjon: Who campaigns in Europe when running for President? Why, John McCain of course, who travelled to London and Paris earlier this year as part of his campaign - in order to schmooze with local leaders and raise some money from ex-pats. What a loser!
I keep waiting for some science geek to point out that you need to be at least 100 meters high to see a point on the horizon approximately 28 miles away.
Another fascist/empty assertion by Mooselini.
If I understand New Yorker cover humor correctly, this is actually mocking people who think Sarah Palin is ignorant.
“Red Dawn 2″….hmmm, or after St Paul, is it “Red Don 2″?
Sorry, this just isn’t mean enough by a long shot. I’m a black woman who went into melanin shock - that’s right my caramel brown face went marshmallow - when I saw the New Yorker cover for Barack Obama. They must do much better than this if they are going to even come close to how offensive the New Yorker cover was. This woman should have been in a bathing suit with a sash and had fifteen children running around her in order for this to get in the neighborhood of how nasty the other New Yorker cover was. Why do liberals always turn out to be the most racially disappointing???!!!
marjon: You are making just as much sense as your leader, Sarah Palin. NONE.
The New Yorker covers being relevant aren’t the only things reminding me that these days look a lot like the Depression.
Where are the hockey rinks?