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Why Does John McCain Hate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

Hey look it’s John McCain, doing a “rap.” Silly liberals. Don’t you know that if you can pronounce the name of a Muslim, then YOU are a Muslim too? [YouTube]


11:30 AM on Mon September 29 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. It’s the name. Too hard to say. MUST HATE!

  2. This is the official background music of the Apocalypse.

  3. Wag Das Hund says at 11:35 am, September 29th, 2008

    8:30 in the west coast and THIS is what you give me? Go find that Sarah Palin/Couric Video.
    I need blood.

  4. Cogito Ergo Bibo says at 11:35 am, September 29th, 2008

    Next up: Palin pronounces the word “nuclear.”

  5. Larry Fine says at 11:35 am, September 29th, 2008

    Those tougue dartings of McCain show that he has tartive dyskinesia, a side-affect of long-time use of psycotropic drugs.

  6. NoWireHangers says at 11:36 am, September 29th, 2008

    As I watched this I thought, gee, how long will it take for this to be remixed on YouTube. 2 Days? That’s disappointing.

  7. SuperRounder says at 11:36 am, September 29th, 2008

    That tongue thing will haunt my dreams.

  8. The tyranny of his name is enough, the crazy Jew hating and the lack of a tie just tips McCain further into the red.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  9. I give it a 79, Dick. It’s got a catchy lyric and a good beat.

  10. Wag Das Hund: agreed.

  11. Texan Bulldoggette says at 11:40 am, September 29th, 2008

    He’s just pandering to the low-information (stupid) voter. They think ‘yay, Walnuts is just like us; we don’t go for any of that fancy book larning, either.’

  12. Serolf Divad says at 11:40 am, September 29th, 2008

    The sad thing is that when he mispronounced Achmininjabob’s name was the closest McCain came to impersonating a likable human being during the whole debate.

  13. It would be a lot easier if Ahmadinejad was the Ayatollah of Rock ‘n Rolla.

  14. sanantonerose says at 11:41 am, September 29th, 2008

    I thought McCain was gonna pull a Stephen Colbert and work in another word in Ahmadinejad’s name: Ahmadijustcrappedmypantsnejad.

  15. “Don’t you know that if you can pronounce the name of a Muslim, then YOU are a Muslim too?”

    It’s the Transitive Law of Muslims.

  16. springfield_meltdown says at 11:41 am, September 29th, 2008

    McCain really knew how to pronounce those difficult Russian names though. So he is just 20 years off when it comes to foreign policy knowledge. On the other hand he also still carries resentments related to the Spanish American War.

  17. You hate others for what you see in yourself.

  18. Delicious: If he was Ted Nugent? THAT would be awesome.

  19. cheeto_jeebus says at 11:50 am, September 29th, 2008

    the tongue flick…yeah that’s creepy. William F Buckley used to do that too. nasty reptilian.

  20. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 12:00 pm, September 29th, 2008

    Now I’m confused. I always assumed that Obama would mess up Muslim names to prevent people from realizing he is a secret Muslim….,

    Unless it is McCain that is the real secret Muslim!

  21. Special Agent Jack Mehoff says at 12:06 pm, September 29th, 2008

    *yawn* Petty and boring. Sorry

  22. Chuckie Jesus says at 12:06 pm, September 29th, 2008
  23. Chuckie Jesus says at 12:11 pm, September 29th, 2008
  24. “I’m a dinner jacket.” That’s how I remember it.

  25. Carrie_Okie says at 12:13 pm, September 29th, 2008

    Is there anything the guy likes besides cunts, torture and applesauce? No, I didn’t think so.

  26. I love how obviously furious he is with the guy’s name because he can’t pronounce it. It’s like when you are watching someone walk down the street, and they trip on the sidewalk and immediately turn around all furious as if they want to kick the sidewalk’s ass because they tripped.

  27. Street Organizer says at 12:21 pm, September 29th, 2008

    ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

  28. Carrie_Okie: I don’t think so either. During the debate, he mentioned that nobody likes him either. He won’t meet with foreign leaders he doesn’t like including the PM of Spain, he won’t look Barack in the eye or call him by name, he didn’t get in the senate to be liked, and he’s not Miss Congeniality. Even his gay torturers in Vietnam weren’t gay to him. Basically, he likes no one and the feeling is mutual.

  29. Serolf Divad says at 12:45 pm, September 29th, 2008

    Dave J.:

    Yeah, except that those guys inevitably wind up throwing a punch at whoever happens to be conveniently close by.

  30. edgydrifter says at 12:55 pm, September 29th, 2008

    Servo: But I hate stupid fucktards. Wait a minute… aw, now I hate me.

  31. edgydrifter:
    Ya got me there.

  32. What’s on the b-side of this? The “Pork Pork Perestroika” freestyle?

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