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Liveblogging The Mississippi Mud Slide, Part II

Jim Lehrer, you garish little Skittle whore! What kind of jacket is THAT? Slut slut slut Jim Lehrer is a slut. Oh god this debate is boring, we realized during our last moment of clarity. Time to open the Schlitz! Huh? Who are you people anyway. (Pre-blog & Part 1).

9:30 — “I saved the taxpayers 6 million dollars on a contract between Boeing and…” Oh right, you mean that fight you picked up because your favorite lobbyist friends asked for it. But oh! What do we know. We were in high school or whatever. John McCain was still in Vietnam when he did this.
9:31 — Obama: “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh insurance $15 billion dollars, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, George W. Bush is, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, $20 billion dollars and a fried Scottish terrier.”
9:32 — Lehrer: “One of you all will be president in January.” Candidates: “MMHMM MMHMM.”
9:33 — OH MY GOD JOHN MCCAIN IS OFF HIS METAMUCIL AIDS PILLS AGAIN: He wants to have a “spending freeze,” um, “temporarily,” for all items that aren’t defense or veterans’ care. WHAA? Obama lists two of the 8,000 million trillion reasons why this is not actual a policy at all ever. “Medicare,” for example.
9:34 — Ha ha, fuckin’ Lehrer is condescending to these two so much. Every question has been, “please answer the first question I asked in this debate?”
9:37 — **DING DING DING DRUDGE SIREN DING** Barack Obama says the word “orgy.” Orgy of “spending.”
9:38 — **DING DING DING DRUDGE SIREN DING DING PART II: Barack Obama follows his orgy statement with “you swallow it.” Jesus fuck. He is going to teach sex-ed to at least uh 100 million kindergartners (Caucasian) in one hour.
9:39 — Oh look, they are going to talk about foreign policy now, 40 minutes into the foreign policy debate. Whazza we got goin’ over there, in the foreign countries? Iraq? That still going on? Meh. Tell me about Chris Dodd microprovisions a little more.
9:39 — How do you feel about the lessons of Iraq, John McCain?
9:40 — “Someone else who agreed with everything I said fucked up. I, uh, passed difficult legislation. Know? VICTORY!
9:41 — How do you feel about the lessons of Iraq, John McCain?
9:42 — “Nah nah, man, Lehrer, Iraq. Iraq! Iraq. Nah nah, Lehrer. I’ve been called worse things on the basketball court. Wait, what?”
9:43 — Obama’s faces are priceless whenever McCain starts throwing out bullshit. It’s a tight, lip-sucking sarcasm smile, a la “Jim” from the Office. Stare into the camera with a “WHAAA?”
9:44 — McCain’s face, meanwhile, says, “I WANT TO SUCKLE THE FLESH OF A VIRGIN PUPPY.”
9:45 — Obama lists a number of things John McCain got wrong in 2002-03 about war in Iraq war Congress blah… who remembers back then? I got a new iPod last week though!
9:47 — McCain: Barack Obama visited Iraq -40 times and literally ate three Marines through his anus. And then he voted against the moneys.
9:49 — OH MY GOD ROB. My fucking roommate, “Rob,” just dropped a 40 of Schlitz on the kitchen floor and it broke. SMASHED. Everyone say, “die Rob,” right now. DIE ROB! And now we have to split this Steel Reserve.
9:50 — Gawd. Can someone tell a joke? Isn’t McCain known for that, his “funnies”? Tell one of those things about bestiality rape. Oh god Rob is still cleaning up the glass. Barack Obama is such a downer about Iraq! What did Iraq ever do to him.
9:51 — THIS IS SO BOOOOORIRIRNGNGNGNGNG. Perhaps Barry just wants a stalemate. That would make sense. Stalemate. I hope Rob gets glass in his feet.
9:53 — Poppy fields are growing in Afghanistan, Barry says. Silly Barry. Doesn’t he know that most people don’t make the connection between poppy and terrible drugs? Poppy is a nice salad dressing seed!
9:54 — Walnuts: “we need to rebuild the Marriott in Islamabad.” We need to *help* the bad Islam town?
9:55 — Obama says, if them Pakistani bitchcunts be actin up, we gots to “TAKE ‘EM OUT.” Whoa hey what who are you whoa hey.
9:56 — Oh god Ken needs to take over REALLY SOON.
9:57 — HAHAHAHA, Obama brings up “Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.” First time ever! What?
9:58 — McCain: when I came to the Congresses in 1983, I had no pants. Now I haz pants. Now I bomb Kosovo. Now I have a record. Pakistan. Barack Obama knows none of these things. I now have pants. I just pooped all over them.
9:59 — McCain: “I knew some guy who died last year.” Oh is he crying? Oh god he’s crying.
10:00 — HAHAHA Obama: “I knew some guy who died last year too.” But he doesn’t cry because he’s an adult.
10:00 — Alright, Ken’s turn, thank God! Ken is the president of Mojave Desertz tee hee. GO HERE.

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  • nurple

    I volunteer to scrub the Navy!

  • StripesAndPlaids

    Holy crap. That is a blinged out jacket. I want one.

  • Canmon (the Inadequate)

    Wasn’t this meant to be a foreign policy debate?

  • nurple

    I worked with James Coburn to take out secret terror network Fabulous Face.

  • soytrucknutz

    Ha ha ha no new money for you bridges over the Mississippi River!

  • Sonic Former Youth

    scalpal/hatchet. Nice, Mr. Senator.

  • Ken Layne

    SPENDING FREEZE??? OH MY GOD HE SO WANTS THE DEPRESSION BACK

  • middlewest

    Spending freeze on everything but killing people! Cool!

  • SayItWithWookies

    “The problem with a spending freeze is that you’re using a hatchet when you should be using a scalpel.” Yaaay!

  • NotLaughing

    What in the hell is wrong with spending 10 billion a month in Iraq?

  • bitchincamaro

    45 new nuke plants? I’m moving.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Pleeeeze can we kill the Blingee?

  • thwanger

    hey! where’d everybody go?

    joh mccain = senator clinton? listen up, bitters.

  • simetrias

    Walnuts just dragged Hillary into this!

  • VoxPopuli

    I think Jim Lehrer is a marionette. Besides the doll eyes, he has creepy little hands.

  • StripesAndPlaids

    Obama is saying uh… a lot less. Very crisp. And that liberal = opposing George Bush? GOLD!!!

  • soytrucknutz

    I’m in favor of storing spent nuclear fuel and I’m in favor of taking away Nevada’s 5 electoral votes. Vote John McCain!

  • WonksRunAmuck

    use a hatchett on the war, WALNUTS!

  • Sussemilch

    “Senator, your opponent is right there. Why don’t you look at him? Why don’t you tell him what you think? Why don’t you do over and pat him on the shoulder? Senator, why don’t you give him a big manly hug and stick your tongue down his throat?”

  • nurple

    Bert and I reference! Chug Clamato!

  • Rush

    When will they talk about Trig?

  • simetrias

    RULE the country??? Uh, Jim, Barry isn’t King yet.

  • Pawdedoo

    Roosevelt had a whole bunch of homes! With RAMPS, because he wuz in a wheelchair!

  • stopsmiling

    DRILL! FREEZE! DRILL! FREEZE!

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …WALNUTS! is running off of a script. If Barry keeps the pressure up he will make him slip!

  • superfecta

    McCain is fine with those nuke plants going in the yards of his seven houses, correct?

  • StripesAndPlaids

    hatchet for scalpel. nice.

  • Crow T. Robot

    “Effect how you *rule* the country”?!? What the hell Lehrer. I’m looking for a president…

    …or did he just let the cat out of the bag.

    (Cue scary music)

  • bitchincamaro

    Newell has a new toy. He will enter rehab soon. Blingeeholics. Sheesh.

  • soytrucknutz

    Barry’s Debate Coach: “Just pretend he’s Alan Keyes in his underwear, you’ll do fine.”

  • 2druk2phluq

    Walnuts head looks like a zit about to blow, except when he gives the death grin, then he’s a carnivorous zit

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …damn it, take a time out! I need to hit the fridge for some more booze damn it!!!

  • VoxPopuli

    McCain: blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Blink.

  • DoctorCulturae

    Barry scores points when he challenges McBoob to his face and not to camera/audience.

  • simetrias

    McCain is clueless abt. health care.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Yeah, the government got its money back during the Depression — after fifteen years. Which is two lifetimes in presidential election cycles.

  • d4g33z

    Haha. McCain wants the families to confer with their deceased regarding health care.

  • Crow T. Robot

    OK, look, this is boring. You’re right. I’m gonna look at porn.

  • HuskyMescan

    Jim Lehrer can taste colors, man.

  • DoctorCulturae

    Time for a “there you go again” response.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    [re=111311]Ken Layne[/re]: You have to love that Lehrer goaded McCain into that. McCain can’t stand a vacuum.

    So, was the lack of post this afternoon so you all could do all the Blingee art?

  • jagorev

    The spending freeze idea is both obviously irresponsible and also obviously disingenuous. Does it matter to McCain that he is likely to piss off everyone with that line?

  • 2druk2phluq

    foreign policy debate, eh?
    they meant fo’ reignin’ policed rebate

  • AngryBlakGuy

    [re=111322]bitchincamaro[/re]: …a nuclear power plant in every pot!

  • NotLaughing

    We owe China 500 billion dollars???

    HOW ABOUT IRELAND???????????????????

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  • soytrucknutz

    [re=111361]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You didn’t put a fridge next to your La-Z-Boy? That’s the first thing I did with my stimulus check.

  • Rush

    here comes the W smack down

  • bitchincamaro

    Yay. Orgy!

  • aabbbiee

    orgy of spending!

  • nurple

    Walnuts just confused millions will billions! I think we have to adopt the English system of referring to billion as thousand million. And the English system of referring to girls as birds.

  • memzilla

    So trusting the Fed to bail out Wall Street = GOOD. Trusting the Fed to bail out health care = BAD. WTF, McPain?

  • simetrias

    Finally, Walnuts. Orgy of spending! Bush!!

  • Sonic Former Youth

    90% of the time brought a teeny smirk of pain

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …did Barry just say “Orgy”?

  • arf

    Orgy of spending! Tell em! I’m so mad (read: drunk) I can’t!

  • Sazerac

    Obama just said that Walnuts likes orgies! That’s the spirit.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh, McCain’s right — high taxes are the cause of this subprime mortgage crisis. How come more people don’t realize he’s the man to fix the economy?

  • superfecta

    So McCain’s definition of lower taxes is taxing my health insurance as income? Tell me more!

  • thwanger

    ugh. mccain is just yakking about repube talking points. “he’ll raise yr taxes! he’ll do this! he’s black! usa!”

  • StripesAndPlaids

    [re=111361]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: That is why I love the Tivo.

  • DoctorCulturae

    90% Walnuts!

  • jagorev

    [re=111311]Ken Layne[/re]: Yup, that’s exactly what it looks like. I expect that he will next ask us to go back on the gold standard and return to the pre-war exchange rate, because he hates the economy just that much.

  • legglaw

    Spending freeze on everything except for War and the Valium for the old soldiers in the Veterans Hospital. Goddamit, lets just go ahead and declare martial law.

  • ifthethunderdontgetya

    I think that jacket is sending some kind of signal.

    John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
    ~

  • SystemError

    MAVERICK!

    DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!!!

  • simetrias

    AGAIN?? Miss Congeniality? Meet ya’ in the bathroom, Mr. Maverick.

  • NotLaughing

    Orgy?

    Uh oh. There goes the conservative vote that he didn’t have.

    Uh oh. That Ms. Congeniality thing again. I think that’s
    a Freudian/passive aggressive thing.

  • Rush

    MAVERICK – in what respect?

  • WIDTAP

    Its the Pottery Barn principle of voting, John. You voted for it, you own it.

    Response: “But I got Palin now.”

  • thwanger

    “a partner”? awww, lieberman is his partner now. ooh la di dah!

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …lessons of Vietnam = FIVE AND HALF YEARS ALAN!!!

  • The Mattress Police

    I can’t tell, does this debate make no sense, or am I just drunk?

  • Sonic Former Youth

    and his “partner” WAS Miss Congeniality. Or….was she?

  • arf

    Tee-hee. He has an old pen, but a long record.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Barry smacks down McCain on budget. His response? I was not elected Miss Congeniality.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    I just was thinking Obama should call him on who has been in power, and he did. Oooh, I’m mind linked to Obama.

    McCain is starting to sputter.

  • Texas2Step

    YES, WALNUT!!! WE KNOW YOU WEREN’T ELECTED MISS CONGENIALITY!!! YOU MENTIONED IT ALREADY!!!!

    How much Vodka is too much….?

  • muktech

    come on obama!! kick this mcsame’s ass

  • WIDTAP

    “The lesson of Iraq is that I fixed it!”, says McCain.

  • Terry

    Lessons of Iraq “you can’t have a failed strategy that will make you nearly lose a conflict” Really? what is the definition of “failed strategy”, John?

  • bitchincamaro

    Vietnam redux

  • middlewest

    So, wait- is McCain running for Miss Congeniality? That’s what I’m getting out of this.

  • Sonic Former Youth

    BO has to bring up that Petraeus doesn’t allow the “we’re winning” talk. Make him make him make him.

  • Yuppie

    Did McCain REALLY just use the Miss Congeniality line uh-GAIN?

  • jagorev

    “I think the lesson of Iraq is that you cannot have a failed strategy that then causes you to lose. I also believe that tautologies are tautologies too.”

  • WithMySFValues

    Senator Cranky McCombOver reminds us all that he’s been cutting spending since the dinosaurs — way to remind us that Walnuts is older the dirt!

  • WIDTAP

    Newell – you damn flashy pictures are giving me brain tumors.

  • expatinOz

    new drinking game…Miss Congeniality.,..DRINK MOFOS

  • SayItWithWookies

    “The lessons of Iraq are very clear — you cannot have a failed strategy…”

    Wow. That whirring sound is Clausewitz spinning in his grave.

  • Itsjustme

    [re=111311]Ken Layne[/re]: Cindy heard that and just served Walnuts with an “I don’t think so”

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …has anyone else noticed the whistle that WALNUTS! has at the end of all of his words?

  • simetrias

    All three of these guys have black eyes.

  • Ken Layne

    Oh our buddies in Reno are running a great liveblog, too: Reno Style.

  • nurple

    “I went to Iraq, and met with Nebuchadnezzar and Schabuchadnezzar and we agreed that to smote the Persians and Hittites was a glorious work in the eyes of Ba-al.”

  • muktech

    come o-bama, do not let this guy hijack the debate with irak talk

  • Terry

    McCain seems tired. Must have had a rough week, poor baby.

  • 2druk2phluq

    Hippie chick wants to fuck (after only 8 shots)
    end of debate
    outtahere

  • bitchincamaro

    “surge” is coming. get ready to hold your urine people.

  • jagorev

    [re=111382]soytrucknutz[/re]: I spent my stimulus check on a handjob in Chinatown. I wouldn’t have done that if I’d known that the government would be ass-raping me for free a few months later.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Good God, McCain referred to himself as a “maverick,” and then tied himself to Ms. I Can See Russia, who is also a maverick.

  • nurple

    Y’all think Barack is gorgeous. You wanna date him.

  • SayItWithWookies

    “We will come home when we have won other wars and not in defeat.”
    Like I did. Not that I’m bitter.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …DAMN! Barry with all the Iraq statistics!

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Walnuts needs to eat his vegetables. (My wife said that)

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=111443]Yuppie[/re]: Nor for the last time, I’ll wager.

  • DoctorCulturae

    Barry: Nail McSleepy with this! In his face!

  • StripesAndPlaids

    Swallow at an orgy? ReallY?

  • DoktorZoom

    These Iraqis, they have some sort of surplus? Perhaps they could bail out our banks?

  • simetrias

    Barry is making sharp points but in a low key style. SHOUT IT.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Broccoli!!!!

  • NotLaughing

    Is taking your eye off the ball a pool reference or a baseball reference?

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  • WIDTAP

    Barry: “The lesson is to not hesitate on using military force/”

  • Rush

    Palin used to give Rush a “surge”

  • simetrias

    Barry is smirking. Bad.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …I wish they setup a green background behind WALNUTS!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Good. Obama acknowledged our Chinese overlords.

  • thwanger

    [re=111426]The Mattress Police[/re]: you’re drunk.

  • d4g33z

    McCain’s smirk is driving me insane. I can’t take it.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh, McCain’s great — let’s not argue about who got us into this Iraqi shithole to begin with — let’s argue about piddly shit.

  • graceless

    Walnuts raised Petrus

  • simetrias

    Inside Senate baseball… nice.

  • WIDTAP

    Tactical error – Barry brings us baseball.

  • Slabgorb

    Was the spending freeze thing completely pulled out of his ass or what?

  • thwanger

    [re=111432]Texas2Step[/re]: none! i mean, all! i mean, never too much!

  • DoctorCulturae

    Yes! he was wrong!

  • Itsjustme

    [re=111443]Yuppie[/re]: Old peeps with dementia do that.

  • Sonic Former Youth

    ok…here we go. You like to pretend the war started in 2007!

  • simetrias

    Quick and easy, like your womenfolk, John.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    [re=111458]Ken Layne[/re]: …is Ken Layne trying to get us to leave? Kinda like when you have a party and you aren’t sure how to kick the last 3 or 4 people out at the end of the night.

  • Terry

    Barry, dude, luv ya. He just ripped McCain a new one on Iraq. “you were wrong”

  • NotLaughing

    I’m already insane so it doesn’t bother me at all.

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  • angryhippopotamus

    Two fourths of July ago = 1/2 of july ago

  • azw88

    Johnny-Mac doesn’t want to send money to countries that hate us… shit, I guess we have to buy our oil from the Brits…

  • jokerontheleft

    what position does walnuts play in the inside baseball game?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …please explain the difference between a “tactic” and a “strategy” you dumb fukk.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Damn. McCain coulda anticipated Barry’s talking points here if he had watched last weekend’s 60 Minutes. Oh, wait…

  • shortsshortsshorts

    WALNUTS!!!!!1! The War started in ’07 and Walnuts!!!!11 is honored!
    I know a few folks who were in Iraq and they’re kinda like “umm fuck that”

  • angryhippopotamus

    OH MY GOD I HATE THEM BOTH!

  • expatinOz

    Isn’t that a line from Rambo…Are they gonna let us win?

  • DoctorCulturae

    Barry HAS to call BS!

  • Sussemilch

    Yeah, Obama knows the difference between a tactic and a strategy. Unlike Bush, who doesn’t know the difference between a tactic and a tic-tac.

  • Terry

    McCain is insane. I can’t take it

  • lucylou

    john sounds so sweet talking about war. its like a lullaby

  • accidental_tourist

    I was worried about tonight. But damn, Barry makes me PROUD to have switched from Democrat to Republican back to Democrat.

  • simetrias

    McCain sounds like a priest now.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Patreus, McCain and Grahme had a three-way?

  • memzilla

    No you stupid sh!t, they re-enlisted because their buddies were there, NOT for f***ing “Iraqi Freedom.”

  • twoeightnine

    So McCain wants to win in Iraq but the next president isn’t going to have to worry about winning in Iraq.

  • Sonic Former Youth

    Hey. What IS the difference between a strategy and a tactic? W is so over my head and elitist.

  • StripesAndPlaids

    Fuck. His. Shit. Up!!! Hopey!!!!! Inside baseball. Boo Yah!!!

  • bitchincamaro

    Walnuts is winning

  • ClothCoated

    Barry had him on the ropes. Punch: You were wrong! Punch: you were wrong! Punch You were wrong!

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh god — McCain’s doing the re-enlistement ceremony bullshit.
    “Let us win?!” Uh — what’s holding you back?
    And no we’re not winning in Iraq. The Kurds are doing pretty well though. And the Shi’ites.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    The Iraqis killed enough of eachother for the war to succeed. We have nothing to fucking do with it. BLAH.

  • muktech

    obama is losing on the foreign policy. come on obama give an uppercut!!

  • Pawdedoo

    Obama calls McCain “John,” but McCain calls Obama “Senator Obama.” Subtle.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    [re=111488]graceless[/re]:
    No. Walnuts gave birth to Patrus!

  • druranium

    John is not here to debate.
    He is here to tell old man stories about 4th of July and wars.
    The troops just want to fight. Why won’t Barack just let them stay and fight?!?!

  • bitchincamaro

    Barry is being a professor

  • The Neoskeptic

    [re=111486]d4g33z[/re]: YEAH, IT’S MAKING MY THIRD BOTTLE OF WINE LOOK LIKE AN EX-BEAUTY QUEEN BEER HEIRESS

  • SayItWithWookies

    YES! Barry cuts McCain off!

  • WIDTAP

    “I do understand the difference between a strategy and a tactic, you twit.”

  • The Mattress Police

    [re=111485]thwanger[/re]: ain’t it the truth.

  • NotLaughing

    Sounds like somebody can’t see China from his house.

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  • StripesAndPlaids

    [re=111506]jokerontheleft[/re]: Switch hitter. Badda bing!

  • simetrias

    Barry is preaching now… in a good way.

  • legglaw

    Barry is burying the lead. Iraq has a surplus. We are paying for the war. And we are going further into debt for this fucking war. Goddamit, BO, take this fuckers knees out.

  • bitchincamaro

    OK, now Barry is winning

  • The Neoskeptic

    barry goes into tooo much detail about the inner dealings of senatorial politics. that won’t play well with the bitters.

  • Itsjustme

    [re=111506]jokerontheleft[/re]: astroturf

  • Yuppie

    CNN’s “audience reaction” ticker is literally as predictably as watching Sarah Palin inevitably bomb every single interview question that doesn’t directly involve lipstick, hockey, or earmark reform.

  • simetrias

    Sixteen months…. time enough for Palin to spit out two more babies.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …talk over him damn it Barry!

  • middlewest

    HOLY SHIT! McCain is taking policy advice from Bin Ladin!!!!!!!!

  • bitchincamaro

    “surge” “snatch”

  • angryhippopotamus

    Gen Petraeus and Osama Bin Laden have one thing in common. THAT YOU KNOW OF!

  • Itsjustme

    Explectations!

  • simetrias

    Whew, Jim changes the subject. Wait, he doesn’t.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=111545]NotLaughing[/re]: Stop being not funny and you can come back.

  • Sussemilch

    [re=111539]druranium[/re]: Yeah, McCain sure isn’t playing down the age thing is he? “I knew Grorge Washington, and you sir are no George Washington!”

  • WIDTAP

    The bad news, my fellow Wanketteers, is that McCain is defining Obama, and Obama is not returning teh favor. MCCain has him on the defensive.

    Ignore him completely on start defining McCain, Barak.

  • StripesAndPlaids

    Ah shit. Newell is using the tag? that is serious old school.

  • SayItWithWookies

    True that — Afghanistan is now more deadly for troops per capita than Iraq.

  • Texas2Step

    I think the debate’s a draw. I don’t know. I need a drink. Tell me it’s going to be ok, Barry’s going to be the Prez, and I won’t have to move to Amsterdam…

  • expatinOz

    I liked when he said strategic in a bitchy way and looked at walnuts…it was hawt

  • muktech

    come on, let’s talk about afghanistan. iraq is a failure!! yes the surge succeded. let’s move on to something else please! i can’t take this anymore…

  • NotLaughing

    Do you hear that Afghanistan?????

    READ EM AND WEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • simetrias

    Palin is watching this going, Gates? Pakistan? Petreus? How am I gunna keep this shit straight?

  • obfuscator

    [re=111534]SayItWithWookies[/re]: We’re losing in Iraq? Why are the soldiers in the tank for Big Obama??

  • Sonic Former Youth

    Dumb it down, Barry…dumb it down. We need a money quote just about now.

  • ForeignSickSpecialist

    “John, you won’t even go into the cave Bin Ladin is in. You PUSSY!”

  • NoWireHangers

    POK-E-STON sounds like POK-E-MON, Barry.

  • d4g33z

    [re=111541]The Neoskeptic[/re]: Whoa. Get off my grille, big guy….

  • bitchincamaro

    Taliban bad, poppies good.

  • DoctorCulturae

    No more explaining Barry. Take it back to McSlumpy!

  • simetrias

    Barry said POPPIES. POPPIES, sleep, sleep, you are getting sleepy….

    Dorothy! Wake Up!

  • angryhippopotamus

    HUZZAH McCain has seen “Charlie Wilson’s War”

  • The Neoskeptic

    DIE ROB YOU ELITIST ARUGULA FARMER!

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh, Secretary Gates is lucky there’s only a few more months left — otherwise he’d be Shalikashvilied.

  • twoeightnine

    Hey Mr. Tallyban, Tally me bananas.

  • OzoneTom

    I am only getting this glorious event via radio, so I appreciate the descripions. I hope that y’all will mention if death-rays shoot out of McCain’s eyes, or steam from his ears or anything similarly amusing.

    Yeah, I’m on dial-up in my little Unabomber cabin in the mountains. I didn’t want to take any chances in case McCain starts a war with the Ruskies tonight. I know that Sarah isn’t in Alaska to keep an eye on any head-rearing that front.

  • chascates

    Obama needs to hit on Walnuts support of Bush’s policies . . . tar him!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    I’m waiting for Lehrer to ask McCain about the Strawberries.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    TALIBAN!!!!!!1!
    ALLLAH!
    DIRKA DIRKA!

  • smashtheduck

    Barry, please stop enunciating them A-rabb words so carefully. They already think you’re a musim.

  • echoman2000

    i’m crushing pus heads head. i’m crushing his head.

  • The Mattress Police

    Dear Barry: No one knows what “poppy” is. Say “smack” “the big O” or some variant.

  • Cookie Guggelman

    George Schultz was a great sec state? Hmmmm…..

  • Pawdedoo

    In Warshington, McCain’s gonna to warsh that man right outta his hair.

  • kondrat

    Roommate…sounds gay.

  • SayItWithWookies

    McCain won’t repeat the mistake of abandoning Afghanistan?! How many times?!

  • simetrias

    You don’t say things out loud… if ya have to do things, ya have to do things.

    Is that a strategy or a tactic?

  • superfecta

    I like that McCain called bin Laden a ‘freedom fighter’ – is bin Laden in the tank for him?

  • soytrucknutz

    Ha ha, McCain would only secretly attack Pakistan, Obama you’re so dumb because you’d only announce that you were shooting your fellow half breed Muslins!

  • thwanger

    wow. wow. “the new president of pakistan has got his hands full.” wow. fantastic insight, john.

  • WIDTAP

    “You don’t say that out load! You torture them in private. Geesh!”

  • Bramlet Abercrombie

    I love the way Obama says “Tolly Bahn”

  • Sussemilch

    Hope you like glass in your beer Rob.

  • paolaccio

    “you don’t say that out loud?” HE JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD.

  • bitchincamaro

    [re=111575]simetrias[/re]: Ha ha!

  • chascates

    You don’t say that aout loud? Like “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.”?

  • echoman2000

    1,000,000 B.C – The McCain Years

  • DoctorCulturae

    Tollybon

  • eekahil

    Walnuts: best avoid namechecking people like Alexander the Great.

  • NotLaughing

    You can’t say that out loud?

    INTERMARRIAGE????THAT IS DETHPICKABLE!!!

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  • NoWireHangers

    WALNUTS! you old jerk. You say our diddling in Afghanistan during the Cold War led to the trouble we have in the region now. Yes, that is true, and I’m assuming you’re referring to things like training Osama Bin Laden to fight the commies. So, why not LEARN the lesson that our foreign policy affects our safety and that the Iraq war has made us LESS SECURE?

  • WadISay

    McCain is showing his lower teeth, meaning he’s pissed. Good. Throw that fookin’ Sharpie.

  • StripesAndPlaids

    Newell is using the blink tag. Way old school.

  • kondrat

    Was that just and Al Qaeda/Taliban gay joke from McCain?

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …hehehe, what a shit bag. “You dont say that out loud…”, then wouldn’t that mean you shouldn’t DENY IT OUT LOUD like you did either?

  • jokerontheleft

    Alexander the Great??? i thought the Eisenhower refernce dated him…was he Colin Ferrel’s military advisory?

  • muktech

    mccain just scored big points: “we don’t do that… we don’t say that.. we just do it”

  • SayItWithWookies

    Since I’m anti death penalty, I’ll just say “Maim Rob!” Good enough?

  • bitchincamaro

    Walnuts has hands from special effects.

  • thwanger

    [re=111602]SayItWithWookies[/re]: only the next 3 or 4 times. that’s it. he promised alexander the great.

  • nurple

    When McCain went to Waziristan, he got language shots, like in Burroughs’ CITIES OF THE RED NIGHT.

  • soytrucknutz

    G-ddam Jim won’t old Beardy pay for the good stuff?

  • Pop Socket

    Barry pronounces Pakistan like a frickin’ Muslim.

  • SayItWithWookies

    McCain’s not senile — listening to him talk about Afghanistan — well, he’s just an idiot.

  • thwanger

    oh snap! bomb bomb bomb iran!

  • WIDTAP

    Barry – you are still on the defensive. Less “Here’s what I said.” and more “Dude, you are so out of touch!”

  • simetrias

    Bomb Bomb Bomb

  • zapatos

    tali-PLAN?

  • chascates

    “I know how to work with them.” “I know how to do this.” Explain.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …uh-oh, another bitch slap!!! Keep it up Barry!

  • Slim

    Yeah, “songs about Iran” ,bitch

  • CorkPopper

    “You sang songs about bombing Iran”!

    PWNED

  • bitchincamaro

    bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran ZINGER!

  • dano

    [re=111602]SayItWithWookies[/re]: If McCain wants to look at history, no country has ever maintained a successful occupation if Afghanistan since Alexander the great.

  • smashtheduck

    Them walnuts are working overtime on Walnut’s head. I think he’s about to lose it.

  • Itsjustme

    Barry called him out! Say it to my face bitch!

  • muktech

    oh, go obama: you just answered mcsame. nice!!!!

  • echoman2000

    BITCH. SLAP. SNAP. you go Obama!!

  • DoctorCulturae

    Bombbomb iran! yes barry baby!

  • druranium

    HA HA Barry made fun of him for singing bomb bomb iran and mccain looked down and did that sheepish eye squint. (The roaches are about to explode out of his ears)

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Damn it. I didn’t have that Obama would be the first to mention “Bomb Iran” in the pool. What a fool am I.

  • jagorev

    Finally, a sharp elbow from Barry, with the bomb Iran line.

  • nurple

    Coddling Musharraf. Ewww…

  • SayItWithWookies

    Calling McCain by his first name is irritating him, I’ll bet.

  • chascates

    And Barack, don’t keep saying “Senator McCain is right.” Just repeat the phrase you want to use without attribution. Less politeness, more aggression, please.

  • SkimLatteModerate

    gah…reagannnnnnnnnn

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Ronald Reagan! DRINK!!!!!

  • brakattack

    Obaby is getting bitchy. Me likey.

  • Sussemilch

    [re=111631]Pop Socket[/re]: Worse – when he says Taliban I hear “tally me banana”

  • NotLaughing

    There’s the Ronald Reagan reference.

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  • soytrucknutz

    Than we had Somali…we had the first Gulf War.

  • DoctorCulturae

    I supported I supported I supported

  • fishcanoeski

    Since foreign policy is McCain’s supposed forte a draw would be a win for Barry. McCain has to come across as more able, not *as* able, to win.

  • Deepthroat

    McCain Wins Debate!!!

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …screw this, I’m hitting the fridge.

  • SkimLatteModerate

    [re=111631]Pop Socket[/re]: It’s hot. Don’t deny it.

  • muktech

    mcsame is definitely winning!!

  • middlewest

    McCain: “I was right about wars 20 years ago! Please ignore all musical numbers since then.”

  • windupbird

    Anyone else watching the EKG flatlining at the bottom of the screen?

  • Slim

    Nuts is getting confused. Barry’s punches are starting to work.

  • simetrias

    Walnuts keeps saying “What Sen Obama doesn’t understand.”

    Barry has to say that back. “What McCain can’t hear, understand, or repeat in 30 seconds is…”

  • legglaw

    McCain: “I supported the Crimean War. I was there. I know.”

  • bitchincamaro

    can we haz noo thread?

  • SayItWithWookies

    McCain — Pakistan was a failed state when Musharraf “came to power.” What?! It was a functioning democracy. Other than that — yeah, it was a failed state.
    Now, let’s break for some more war stories from McWarPrisoner.

  • eastcoastliberal

    I”m with you Jim…this is booooooring. Except that crack about the bomb Iran song…ha, snap!

  • voyetra8

    I wish there was some sort of graphic tie-in to McCain’s blood pressure flowing along the bottom of the screen.

    220 over 110
    230 over 115
    235 over 118

    STROKE OUT

  • echoman2000

    he has a record all right. a medical record the size of a couch.

  • DoctorCulturae

    Cue strings [bracelet cue]

  • simetrias

    Bets: how long before we get to the prision cell in Vietnam??

  • bitchincamaro

    Only bitches wear bracelets

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    And I support Bombing Iran while listening to the Beach Boys!

  • OzoneTom

    He said “Reagan”. Drink up Shriners!

    Somalia? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

  • stopsmiling

    I was less than a year old when Mcain began his corrupt career in politics. That gives me hope that one day I can become a corrupt cancer faced political douche bag.

  • columnv

    August a year ago???

  • Deepthroat

    all these fuuucking stoooorries…

  • nurple

    By talking about Reagan and Lebanon, McCain is basically saying how old he is.

  • kondrat

    Oh, good, McCain wears a retarded livestrong bracelet. NEVER FORGET!

  • muktech

    mcsame: i will wear his bracelet with honor… use the military for your political gain!!

  • jokerontheleft

    what war was walnuts in, has he mentioned that before?

  • muktech

    mcsame: war war war and more war

  • Weeping Jesus

    “Senator Obama doesn’t understand….[fill in blank]”

    Obama needs to slap him down or he’s going to look like Jimmy Carter hearing, “There you go again”.

  • SayItWithWookies

    McCain has nothing but war stories. This should tell us something.

  • Slim

    blah blah blah, you are getting confused, old man.

  • WIDTAP

    Here come the “The mothers of dead soldiers love me” speech.

  • SkimLatteModerate

    What the fuck is with these half sentence anecdotes? No seriously, what is the point? I want someone to fact check him, and find out exactly whose mom that was.

  • echoman2000

    IT ALL ABOUT A FUCKING BRACELET!!!

  • windupbird

    And this was August a year ago. Did I mention – this was August. A year ago?

  • eastcoastliberal

    [re=111660]NotLaughing[/re]: Get rid of that protesting thing. It’s annoyinger than the Blingee McCain head.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    My son’s death was not in vain. Low… very low.
    Scum sucking weasel.

  • dano

    McCain just linked Iraq and Vietnam! And he did it voluntarily!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    I have supported decades or war and famine and pestilence and death!

  • essrog

    Oh here we go. Time to whip out the the bracelets

  • Itsjustme

    uh oh, we are comparing bracelets.

  • Pawdedoo

    Dueling bracelets!

  • kondrat

    BRACELET FIGHT!!!

  • noidiotsplease

    Bracelet duel!

  • bitchincamaro

    bitches he-men wear bracelets

  • simetrias

    “I’ve got a bracelet, too.”

    Okay……

  • jokerontheleft

    can we have a bracelet count?? does jim-bo have one?

  • WIDTAP

    Barry: “Hey! I got a bracelet too!”

  • NotLaughing

    Here we go on the jewelry.

    Jesus Christ. We’re never going to get out of Iraq.

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  • muktech

    obama: i got a bracelet too!!
    nice one o-bama!

  • middlewest

    You’ve both got jewelry! Why the fuck do we care?

  • chascates

    We don’t want defeat. We want 10,000 more deaths. He knows how to win wars. And leave honor out of it for Christ sake.

  • Slim

    Bamy’s gotta bracelet too, B1TCH!!!

  • Weeping Jesus

    Keep spending until we win!
    Spend until we’re broke!

  • voyetra8

    I HAVE A BRACELET TOO MOTHERFUCKER.

    Awesome.

  • tennessee Jed clampett

    this crusty, ancient, hypocritical geezer hasn’t the IQ the job requires.

    i left the schlitz in back of the fridge tonight, jim.

    swiggin a grolsch flip top instead…. (such an elitist) glug-glug

  • stew

    Walnuts is nervously shuffling papers. Either that or he’s nearing a stroke.

  • CorkPopper

    “No soldier ever dies in vain”

    I love you Barry

  • NoWireHangers

    Barry just basically said: I’ve got a bracelet too so STFU

  • jagorev

    OOH LET’S ELECT THE MAN WHO WEARS MORE BRACELETS. THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.

  • angryhippopotamus

    I have some female friends with several hundred bracelets, WEAK SAUCE SENATOR

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh, fuckin’ awesome. I have a bracelet too…

  • columnv

    [re=111699]echoman2000[/re]: I would be more persuaded if it were about an anklet.

  • Texas2Step

    “I’ve got a bracelet too, John” OOOOOOOOH! Snap!

  • DoktorZoom

    I don’t have a bracelet. Can I vote anyway?

  • dano

    McCain’s theme for this evening: Less taxes, more war.

  • chascates

    I went for 5-1/2 years without braceletes to wear.

  • simetrias

    Good tactic, Barry– shift from personal stories to policy.

  • thwanger

    i’m so confused. every time i refresh there’s something from ‘notlaughing’ about how they’re protesting. when you protest don’t you leave? at least leave websites? oh i get it they’re picketing the front gates. gotcha. we’re all scabs.

  • The Neoskeptic

    HAHHA jim newell has a roommate. you’re obviously part of the 95% of Americans that make less than 250,000$$ a year, huh Jim?

  • Weeping Jesus

    I have a cool bracelet. It says, “Walnuts! Light your hair on fire!”

  • mikey mike

    OH SNAP! OBAMA’S GOT A BRACELET TOO!

    So this is how we’re gonna win in Iraq and Afghanistan, right? With magic bracelet weapons?

  • Itsjustme

    [re=111689]kondrat[/re]: That’s a Life Alert Bracelet

  • Pop Socket

    Walnuts keep repeating the “some guy’s mother gave me a bracelet story” – Senile.

  • Sussemilch

    BLING. THEY’RE ARGUING OVER BLING.

    I haven’t had a beer in 13 years, but it might be time.

  • smashtheduck

    Yay another bitch slap…Muddle through this bitch.

  • Murph

    Walnuts: Been there, done that, so I will win.

  • simetrias

    You’d think Barry would have gone to Afghanistan…

    AT LEAST HE HAS A PASSPORT!

  • DoctorCulturae

    McCain has traveled there, but has Gov. Palin?

  • NotLaughing

    Are we fightin Wizerostan too?

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  • columnv

    This is about the time in the debate where McCain breaks down and gets fucking mad. Anyone taking bets???

  • kfcbeveragelover

    I have a bracelet too. It’s one of those awesome neon slap bracelets from the 80s. I also have a toe ring given to me by the mother of a Lieutenant serving in Dumbfuckistan.

  • paolaccio

    Jesus Christ, his voice is cracking and he’s clenching his teeth. He is going to fucking stroke out right on stage. This is gonna be AWESOME.

  • Texas2Step

    Come on Barry! Smack him again! Walnuts is about to pop!

  • legglaw

    “I’ve seen Russia from my backyard.”

    oops, sorry wrong debate

  • j6n

    what would happen if they touch bracelets?

  • thwanger

    why does traveling there mean so much? “oh i saw it once. i get it all now.” everyone knows someone who “loves greece” because they saw one square mile of mykonos.

  • Queen Regine

    9:58 ish- Nana YELLS at the TV (McCranky): YOU ARE A TURD!
    8 Year old grandson asks: “What is a turd?”
    Nana: It comes out of your butt.
    Grandson: So he is smelly, stinky, and should go down the toilet?
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    “We took our eyes off the people who caused 9/11. And they are still sending out video tapes.”

    Netflix was responsible for 9/11?

  • Bramlet Abercrombie

    Good comeback about dying soldiers and bracelets and not muddling through. Point Barry.

  • WIDTAP

    Wait that’s three different “most important” things.

  • dano

    OK, it’s on to the speed round!

  • edgydrifter

    But the improtan thig is… but thi emprontint thin is… bot eth epronimon tang si…

  • SayItWithWookies

    McCain: “I know what our security requirements are and I know what our needs are.” I just never actually say what they are.

  • WadISay

    It’s “General Petraeus, , the Magnificent, may peace be upon him.”

  • essrog

    No no no the song, sing the song!!!

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Dear John,
    We have already lost the war. Asshole.

  • simetrias

    My reading, says Walnut . . . wait, I gotta know how to READ for this gig?

  • columnv

    existential threat? does he know what that means?

  • CorkPopper

    I thought the timetable thing was kind of moot…aren’t they kicking us out anyway? Or is a McCain administration planning on saying “STFU, we’re staying bitches”?

  • nurple

    This goddam stab-in-the-back rhetoric was drilled into Mac by Rudy, who was wearing his spiked helmet.

  • soytrucknutz

    GATES OF HELL GATES OF HELL GATES OF HELL (the gates of hell are in Iran)

  • Sean O

    who the FUCK is talking about holocaust?

  • nsps

    An existential threat? Awesome!

  • chascates

    And now the lightning round.

  • WadISay

    Don’t get Barry started on existentialism.

  • Voyou Charmant

    1st one didn’t really happen; so who cares, Walnuts?

  • DoctorCulturae

    I think we have a new slogan: I have a bracelet too.

  • Weeping Jesus

    Iran! Sarah knows how to say their president’s name! She’s Miss Congeniality!

  • Deepthroat

    a league of democracies… a… New World Order???

  • NotLaughing

    Here we go with the Russians.

    Sarah has been briefing him.

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  • SayItWithWookies

    Lordy I have to pee. And I need another beer.

  • thwanger

    OMG! a second holocaust? “attention jewish people of america! vote for me, not the scary black man!”

  • Sean O

    who the FUCK is talking about holocaust?

    also, why is McCain suggesting creating… NATO?

  • SkimLatteModerate

    An “existential threat”? Really? What the FUUUCK?

  • dano

    Oh shit! McCain’s talking about a second holocaust. Wink, wink Israeli bankers.

  • chascates

    A League of Democracies! With capes & hats!

  • jagorev

    [re=111732]DoktorZoom[/re]: No. Unless you wear a dead guy’s bracelet, you hate America. Bracelet is the new flag pin. At least bracelets allow you to style more, so it’s an improvement, y’know?

  • superfecta

    I don’t think McCain knows how to use ‘existential’ in a sentence.

  • Texas2Step

    A Leauge of Democracies? Isn’t that called the U.N.? Do we NEED another UN?

  • WadISay

    It’s “General Petraeus, the Magnificent, the Almighty”

  • WIDTAP

    McCain will save the Jews from the .Holocaust He really does have a time machine!

  • jokerontheleft

    the Iranians not only have a lousy government but lousy food

  • NotLaughing

    He thinks Iran has a lousy economy?

    HAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!

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  • Monsieur Grumpe

    A league? With the French?

  • Dreamer

    I am sick of his man crush on Petraus. The man is hopeless —- his rambling is killing me but Barry is owning him. Go Barry!

  • simetrias

    CHANGE THE TOPIC, boys.

  • zapatos

    The justice league of dumb-ocracy.

  • Pop Socket

    McCain is pulling his frequent flyer points again. Remember what happened the last time you dared Barack to go someplace?

  • nurple

    League of Democracies to include US, Andorra, Tuvalu, San Marino, Yap, and Truk

  • Jim Newell
  • jokerontheleft

    barry is going grey??? dignified

  • voyetra8

    I’m gonna go ahead and predict that MSM calls this debate a tie.

  • muktech

    mcsame: league of democracies. hmmm, that exists: nato mr mcsame?

  • The Mattress Police

    Back me up everyone. When Mac says his “s’s” he sounds like Cindy Brady. “Baby talk , baby talk it’s a wonder you can walk!” “You stop that Buddy Hinton!”

  • eekahil

    Wally’s sibilance is annoying TF out of me.
    Please, someone get him some Den-tu-Grip!

  • chascates

    How’s about having Israel get rid of their nukes while we’re at it?

  • twoeightnine

    Did Walnuts say that his guy died last year? Because he died in 2006.
    http://iraq.pigstye.net/article.php/StanleyMatthew

  • simetrias

    Two minutes on Iran…. if you gave Palin that, it would be a death sentence.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    [re=111787]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
    2 words
    Space Diapers

  • columnv

    Why doesn’t Barry bring Palin into the equation at least once or twice?

  • smashtheduck

    Is it wrong that I’m just happy that either way we’ll have a prez who can say “nuclear”?

  • thwanger

    [re=111757]Queen Regine[/re]: the BEST punditry EVAH!

  • nurple

    McCain has held his own tonite, but he still can’t run a campaign. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

  • DoctorCulturae

    Ahenocnoinoesalkjs dkajs dkasdk sdd i jad!

  • WhenTheMessiahComes…

    Why won’t McDufus, look Barry in the eyes…is he afraid to look a black man in the eyes?? Doesn’t McStupid know anything about actual politics??? Please Bar-Bar put him out of his misery!!

  • Slim

    achemdnegiashdfdachdcdafig ijad!

  • paolaccio

    Achmedinininejad!

  • simetrias

    Senator ORbama. Or else.

  • Weeping Jesus

    Quit saying “Sen. McCain is absolutely right.”

    Say, “This old coot is a fucking idiot.”

    Then show him your bracelet. And the diamond in your front teeth. That’s better than a bracelet.

  • Sean O

    who is ackmininidinijag?

  • dano

    How dare Obama threaten to talk to people. Outrageous!

  • DoctorCulturae

    [re=111830]twoeightnine[/re]: Win!

  • angryhippopotamus

    OH MY GOD, my roommate is never allowed to buy wine again. This shit is awful.

  • thwanger

    hey everyone moved again! i am too drunk to follow this thread…

  • muktech

    mcsame: sen obama will talk to akamadenijad w/out preconditions!!
    oh obama! what?

  • Weeping Jesus

    Ahmadinejad, John. Ask Sarah.

  • tennessee Jed clampett

    ach-med *choke* dinejad

  • stew

    Walnuts is really getting scary now…

  • brakattack

    acka acka WHO? God he is such an old.

  • paolaccio

    Glass Naust!

  • ClothCoated

    Ahk-ma-din-uh-jad! His anti-gibbering old fuck pills are wearing off.

  • simetrias

    McCain can’t remember what he’s trying to say. Per per per is troika.

  • muktech

    mcsame: akhmadenijad, akhmadenijad!!

  • chascates

    After watching this the Israelis will be warming up the jets to hit Iran.

  • muktech

    mcsame: akhmadenijdad

  • Pawdedoo

    The Muslim knows how to pronounce Ahmajeniad, that’s fer sure.

  • WIDTAP

    Ahmadinejad is in New York now telling saying he is going to wipe out Israel.

  • chascates

    First of all, Senator McCain, the administration is talking about sitting down with Iran.

  • Sussemilch

    TEA PARTY!

  • simetrias

    Invite them for tea? no, for a toke. Or a line.

  • jokerontheleft

    i would have tea with barry.

  • Weeping Jesus

    Preconditions.
    They’re important.
    Why?
    Oh, Nixon. I see.

  • OzoneTom

    One think that Barry and Old Spice can agree on is the pronunciation of “nuclear” — that is great progress.

    McCain should skool his protege on that.

    They still need to reach an agreement on pronouncing “Ahmadinejad” apparently.

  • kondrat

    Obama invites world leaders over for tea. What an elitist with his expensive suits and fancy bracelets and want for nuclear holocausts.

  • muktech

    obama is sounding and looking more and more and more presidential.
    PRECONDITIONS!!!

  • muktech

    WITHOUT PRECONDITIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Weeping Jesus

    Hey, it worked beautifully with Cuba. They have cool 1958 Chevvies. See? No preconditions!

  • Terry

    the audience isn’t reacting at ALL

  • simetrias

    McCain is dying over there. “I’m tired, can we PuhLEAASE go home, Bar?”

  • muktech

    PRIME MINISTER OF SPAIN

  • essrog

    Sweet justice! Busted on SPAIN!

  • Weeping Jesus

    Who else can we attack? McCain’s giving me a nuclear first-strike woodie!

  • muktech

    GOOD ONE OBAMA: PRESIDENT OF SPAIN!

  • muktech

    akhmadenijad again!

  • simetrias

    That’s right, Zapatero is secretly president of some Latin American country!

  • chascates

    Walnuts thought Spain was in Latin America.

  • constitutionalpeasant

    Ha Ha Spain!

  • muktech

    [re=111956]Terry[/re]: audience was asked to keep quiet!

  • Jim Newell
  • simetrias

    Speaking of stinking corpses and three inches shorter….

  • chascates

    So McCain wouldn’t have sat down with the heads of China or Russia if they said nasty things!

  • Weeping Jesus

    “Obama doesn’t seem to understand…but it’s a fundamental difference of opinion…”

  • jokerontheleft

    they might have nukes but north korea has shit video games….WE WIN!!!!!!

    http://gizmodo.com/5055198/north-korean-arcades-are-incredibly-sad

  • OzoneTom

    [re=111694]Weeping Jesus[/re]: I’ll bet that Barry will have the chance to use the “There you go again” line in one of these debates. I can only hope that he takes the opportunity.

  • Dreamer

    [re=111716]middlewest[/re]: I was thinking the same thing. Barry should have let the corps have his bracelet.

  • simetrias

    Obama looks smart; Walnuts is starting to repeat himself. What he doesn;t understand….

  • Terry

    McCain smiles like a shark

  • chascates

    [re=111956]Terry[/re]: They must give them free beer like at the tapings of Austin City Limits. Or they all fell asleep.

  • Sean O

    McCain is unbelievable. he only sees the world in black and white.

  • dano

    Fuck Kissinger. He was and is a nihilistic fool.

  • simetrias

    Oh, please dear god, new topic, new topic

  • jokerontheleft

    can we drink in celebration of russia?

  • stew

    Obama is staying calm/Walnuts is shitting his Depends!

  • expatinOz

    please let McCain frak out and call him a dirty word preferably something racist…just so everyone can see what he’s really thinking…I want it to be like a seen in law and order when the narcisitic killer admits

  • simetrias

    But can you see the Latvians from your porch?

  • ClothCoated

    [re=111956]Terry[/re]: They must be gobsmacked by McSame’s breathtaking gibberish. I am.

  • dano

    [re=112034]Sean O[/re]: Or in Ebony and Ivory.

  • Weeping Jesus

    Get ready. Here it comes. “Obama doesn’t seem to understand.”

  • muktech

    mcsame: obama does not understand russia!! naivete!
    OH

  • simetrias

    He doesn’t understand. God, if Walnuts says this one more time I’m going to take that cotton wadding out of his cheeks and stuff it down his throat.

  • jokerontheleft

    i see three letters in his eyes O L D

  • dano

    Whoopie! McCain wants to pick a fight with Russia.

  • muktech

    mcsame: we are not going back to the cold war!

  • simetrias

    McCain wants to build a pipeline to the Reagan era. Scary.

  • Weeping Jesus

    I saw four letters: STFU!

  • expatinOz

    scene…man, I suck at this typing quickly thing…

    ooh, foreign name mccain can pronounce

  • Big Al1317

    Juan drops a lot of names. Did he talk about riding with Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders?

  • jokerontheleft

    10 more fucking min. my soul cant take more.

  • tennessee Jed clampett

    fascinating interview with ahmedinejad today by amy goodman. it begins 36 minutes into the 1 hour show today. brush up on your farsi, kids:

    http://www.democracynow.org/

  • muktech

    mcsame: i went there once in georgia

  • Big Al1317

    I was in Georgia once, too. Varsity drive in is great!!

  • muktech

    mcsame: i know russia, i was there once.

  • dano

    I hate to break it to McCain, but Georgia started this thing.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=111268]nurple[/re]: The job is already taken by Palin’s anti-Soviet, Alaskan national guard. Bristol is its port of call. Wha? I just make small, small joke. It was meant in the spirit of bipartainship. True. Bite me.

  • Weeping Jesus

    Memo to Obama: Start saying, “Walnuts is once again letting us know that he really doesn’t spend much time in the Senate, what with all the taxpayer-funded foreign travel….just sayin’…seems to spend the taxpayer money like a drunk….not sayin’ nothin’ but dat’s wrong…”

  • simetrias

    Yo, GO TO THE LATEST THREAD ya’ll!

  • Big Al1317

    WTF? All of a sudden Juan pronounces russki names like he’s a native! He must be a goddamn communist!!

  • ClothCoated

    The reason Barry didn’t compare himself to Alexander the Great is because McSame could have said” “I knew Alexander, I served with Alexander and Senator, you are no Alexander the Great.

  • Big Al1317

    Oh, no Barry’s got spittle on his lower lip!!

  • Big Al1317

    Drilling off shore is a bridge. . .to nowhere Walnuts!! YOu’re dimwit running mate knows all about bridges to nowhere!!

  • Big Al1317

    [re=112166]ClothCoated[/re]: Best post ever!!

  • populucious

    It was fun to hear John McCain lose the entire state of Washington with his bitch about Boeing. Yay John McCain! Took away our plane jobs and sent them to Russia! Yay!

    I ain’t saying they maybe didn’t deserve it, it’s just a touchy subject round these parts, like going to Detroit and bragging about helping build car factories in Lichtenstein. Fail!

  • Weeping Jesus

    I can’t wait for Palin to say, “I was once in Canada? Hello? Big country right next to the place I’ve only left twice?”

  • Big Al1317

    Walnuts: “After 9/11 Joe Lieberman and I each blew each other and then we started a committee to find out what’s wrong with (fill in the blank.) America is safer today because the Brits and Germans are arresting the real terrorists while we arrest pretend terrorists. We’re a lot safer because I have to remove my fucking shoes before getting on a plane.

  • Weeping Jesus

    Al Qaeda (however the fuck you spell it) is now in more countries than Amway! What do you say to that Walnuts!?

  • Urbanachiever

    “What you foreclosed homeowners don’t understand is that I still own 7 homes, so from my vantage point the housing market is fine.”

  • Weeping Jesus

    The minute we leave Iraq all hell will break loose. Say it, Walnuts: We can never say we “won”.

  • Weeping Jesus

    Remind us why experience is important, DaNuts! Then explain Palin. Oooops.

  • Weeping Jesus

    5.5 years! Yes! Money shot!

  • Pawdedoo

    I want to be the meat in an Anderson Cooper-John King sandwich.

  • Terry

    ooh, when McCain says the names of countries or cities, his running mate should be standing behind him with a wall map and try to put a pin in or near the place.