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And now we fight into the third and final round of this hellish battle between the Black Knight and the jabbering old goon. Not very exciting, is it? Is the idea to keep Barry from offending anyone? Well, mission accomplished. Let’s get some bloodshed! Red meat! Eh, no, it’s a debate. Always boring, terrible, and oh lord of allah there is another half hour of this, let’s go. (Here is the Pre-Game and Part I and Part II.)
10:00 PM — Uh, we’ve just been sort of ignoring McCain talking about Lebanon, Somalia, Gulf War, whatever, he has seen the map, etc., he has a record.
10:00 PM — John McCain has always sent young men and women into harm’s way. McCain loves to kill kids. It’s about Honor!
10:00 PM — Oh the CNN live-graph deal looks good for the Republicans who like McCain saying this. Cry, old man, cry.
10:00 PM — Ha ha, Barack Obama has a bracelet from a soldier, too. But the GOAL was different.
10:02 PM — “You don’t ‘muddle through’ Afghanistan,” says Barack. McCain responds: “I’ve been there!” Well, that settles it.
10:02 PM — Your editor Jim Newell has just finished his last deal, and it is here.
10:03 PM — OMG finally McCain gets to talk about his latest wet dream, nuking Iran!!!
10:04 PM — Whoops, out of wine! Hang on, buddies, got to be worked on.
10:06 PM — Barack Obama also hates Iran. Yay.
10:06 PM — But yoinkz, it is the fault of the Bush/McCain occupation of Iraq!
10:08 PM — Oh jeez, if McCain could pronounce that Iranian dude’s name, the guy on Larry King, then he would be TOUGH on that shit, all the way. Also, Pork-pork-pork-Perestroika.
10:10 PM — Ha ha, Barack says Kissinger and all the other secretaries of state say you need to meet with Iran to talk about diplomacy, and Old Henry is, of course, an adviser to McCain.
10:11 PM — Oh yoinks, North Korea didn’t respond very well to McCain’s Navy, either, but now the Bush Administration is having sexy talks with North Korea! But Senator McCain doesn’t like that shit because it doesn’t involve BOMBING EVERYONE.
10:12 PM - HAHAHAHAHAH finally Obama drops the Spain thing. McCain doesn’t want to meet with the prime minister of Spain! Spain is part of NATO, even if they are perhaps “distant Mexicans.” Why does Juan McCain hate Spain?
10:16 PM — So knives aren’t allowed, right?
10:16 PM — And now we discuss … Russia! Obama knows the names of the breakaway republics. Says we must affirm the fledgling democracies, all the places in the former Eastern Bloc where your editor lived and started so many families. But, yes! Do not start a new fucking Cold War, as we sort of had that, and it was NICE to have that end. Right?
10:18 PM — McCain will … ahh right, whine about it.
10:19 PM — McCain will bring us back to the Cold War, by NUKING MOSCOW.
10:20 PM — McCain is now talking about the Russian Empire, and how it will take back Alaska, which will give Sarah Palin important experience.
10:20 PM — You know, your editor likes his stories about that part of the world, too, but this is not exactly thrilling to 90% of Americans — the ones without passports, and the ones who can’t find Iraq on a map.
10:23 PM — Well, that is maybe an important point: These scary countries are mostly important to us because we don’t have DA OIL. So, Obama, he has the plan, etc., and McCain votes 2,300 times against all alternative energy because he is the hobbit whore of the oil industry.
10:24 PM — John McCain will get a few barrels from offshore drilling and then Cindy is going to be pissed when the oil blobs wash up on Coronado’s beach, where Cindy lives, with the SEALS.
10:26 PM — McCain finally gets his favorite question: “What are the chances of another 9/11.” Now he can talk about his butt buddy Joe Lieberman! They worked each other over “across the aisle,” as they say, in Arizona. Sexytime!
10:28 PM — What do you have, Barack, to close this terrible thing?
10:28 PM — Ehgh, Barack, the biggest threat we face is NOT BEING HATED BY EVERYONE. Christ. Run a decent country, stop fucking everybody, and maybe you don’t have to worry about the Terrorisms. Okay, your is going to have dinner with his family at this point, and here comes your Jim Newell with the new business. Good Night!
…that Iran question looks like it caught him off guard.
I don’t have a bracelet at all. Am I even allowed to vote?
…League of Democracy = NATO
Iran wants all of you to die right now because we cannot allow a second holocaust
OH MY GAWD I WANT TO PUKE.
OMG! he said ’second holocaust’ about Iran?
He just said Holocaust…oh lord.
Existential threat? Pass the Gaulloises.
A league of Heros! McCain will be superhero Mr. Metamucil.
I am getting a bracelet. After this beer.
Can we call it the Justice League of Democracies?
LEAGUE OF DEMOCRACY? You mean like the League Nations? WALNUTS! founded the League of Nations after World War I. He was about 22 at the time.
League of Heroes, Beaches!
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McCain wants war with Iran
League of Democracies. Oh Lord. WTF is that.
Friends and allies?? Who’s left?
Oh not this League of Democracies shit again. The French, British, and Germans do not share your hard on for bombing Iran, Walnuts.
I’m coming in a little late but WHERE IS MCCAIN’S FLAG PIN!!!??!?11!!
Nice butterfly….
Nice to hear that McCain is in favor of NATO (aka the League of Democracies)
Senator Kyle made an amendment, then they killed Senator Kenny.
BO: “Iran-ically”… I love it
…he just went off into the Iran is training terrorist and killing our soldiers again. Where is Joe Lieberman when you need him?
I am here late. What is up with Barry’s eyebrows?
Uhh… did McCain just say that we need a League of Democracies because of people like Russia holding things back in the UN?
Senator McCain, what is the political regime of Russia? Please refrain from referring to them as “The Red Menace” in your response.
WALNUTS! is getting punchy. Peepee break!
Go Barry
A League of Democracies? McCain secretly wants to wear a top hat and monocle.
But NOT the fuckin’ spanish!
Barry says the Republican Guard is a terrorist organization… I suppose we should take the mooslim’s word for it.
Fuck Israel
AngryBlakGuy: …precisely.
Stephen Colbert gave me a wrist strong bracelet. does that count? (I am not famous)
This has been the best 8 years of our lives. What is that terrorist talking about?
I see Barry’s got his flag pin safely placed over his heart.
Fuck the mouth-breathers.
League of Democracies = Coalition Forces
How long is this going to go on?
McCain just came in his pants thinking about bombing Iran.
Hey did Obama just called the Republican Party a terrorist organization?
Barack Like Me: He kept it in his ass so Charlie couldn’t find it.
Barack Like Me: It’s pinned directly to his chest.
Barack Like Me: McCain has the flag tattooed on his left Walnut!
Let’s talk about Cuba
Ken Layne <3
LOL McCain is telling his dead soldier bracelet blah blah story again. GRANDPA GRANDPA CAN YOU TELL US THE ONE ABOUT HOW YOU WEREN’T ELECTED MISS CONGENIA oh you already used that one tonight.. Hmmm, perhaps it’s time to break out the gorilla rape jokes again? “heh heh heh”
loving the split screen, waiting for the aneurysm…
Barry needs to fucking hit him cause McCain is about to blow… he’s tired, he’s frustrated…
achchaknmogadmadhdindininindidnidn jihad!!!
Ahmendkdmahakhka;pajad
McCain: “Am-mah-je na- JAD. I don’t talk to brown people.”
Please, never try and say that name again.
Ach-me-whatdafuk?
WE’RE ON OUR WAY IRELAND!!!!
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Don’t we already have a League of Distinguished Gentlemen? Isn’t one more League just more gummint?
I hope “Ahmadinejad” is the new internet meme.
…WALNUTS looks PISSED!
Murph: I prefer Gitanes.
Barack Like Me: McCain don’t need no stinking flag pin. He is America! FIVE AND A HALF YEARS ALAN!
Akma - dikughsdfjhgdsfene - jad
We should learn his name as a precondition to meeting him. Try not to choke to death on it.
McCain Strokewatch: “Akkmeniggggadheg”
Ahkmajh… Akhmahd… Akhmghd… AKHMAJAGDGAJADSFDGJGH43240295432509
We didn’t talk to our enemies for 8 years and it hasn’t worked, WALNUTS! Maybe we should try something new?
por por perestroyka!
Barack Like Me: He’s a maverick. He don’t need no flag pin!
A league of democracies!!! Hehe haha.
Harmless: Need pics or else it’s worthless
I’m a dinner jacket!
Nixon’s trip to China! THere it is!!!
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debates have drawn in a lot of fresh meat here
Try it slow, John - Man-in-a-dinner-jacket.
Mahmoud Ahmamasaidknockyououtijad
Gramps is trying to say hard words!!
When we go to war with Iran, we will bomb their cities to rubble with huge piles of worthless dollars.
Mac Daddy is going to blow!!!! Blow blow blow. Blow blow Iran….
columnv: agreed. walnuts is beginning to slur his words and he is foaming!
Did Walnuts just propose a League of Nations? Well, it stopped Hitler in the ’30s, it certainly ought to work now.
Akhmadinijan is not the most powerful person in Iran. I reserve the right to meet to keep America safe! I love Obama. I just said it. I love a black man.
McCain keeps talking about really old shit (surprise). And Barack can say Ahmadinejad, which is nice.
i think he almost said “pork-estroika”
McCain’s using a Sharpie to write because he can’t see. BECAUSE HE”S 100 YEARS OLD.
Kaboom! Fuck that Ahmedenijadinahadnad guy… Who the fuck is he anyways?
Henry the K!!!!!!!!! War criminal
Barack is laying the smack down.
AngryBlakGuy: Up Walnut’s ass, a good fart should bring him around.
Check me if I’m right, but didn’t Reagan sit down with Brezhnev and the rest?
Pork-Estrokia!? Drill PORK! FREEZE PORK! DRILLWTFUCKARGHAIDS!
You know, the vice-presidential debate will probably have more of an impact than any of the McCain/Obama debates.
columnv: Yes, we’re not going to have tea!
I hate the way WALNUTS! keeps saying, “Senator Obama does not understand. . .” etc. I guess sarcasm and playground-level putdowns are the Repub strategies this year. Or tactics. Sry I don’t understand the difference JOHN
Miss Congeniality.
I hope he says it again.
If he does … two shots.
…uh-oh, another BITCH SLAP!
McCain looks PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSED!
TEA WITH AHMADINIJAD!
precondition = depends
I’m voting for Preconditions.
Kissinger? OH SNAP BARRY
columnv: He’s barely capable of speech at this point. Oh man — implosion pleeease.
Thank God Walnuts! is finally going to call in the Justice League!
Yuppie: hairball
Love the eye roll from McCain when Barry said Ahmadinejad isn’t the most powerful person in Iran. Which he’s not. Ever heard of the Ayatollah, asshole?
We’re not inviting them to tea…yay!
Holy shit, Barack just totally kicked McCain’s ass WITHOUT PRECONDITIONS!
I’m loving the microphone shadow on Obama’s tie. It looks like an eager spermatazoa wishing to mate with his sarcastic puckered chin.
McCain resembles–a bowl of batter, which hasn’t even quite coalesced to have the substance of dough.
HAHAHA. Kenyan-Kentucians have people over for TEA? THAT’s a sign of colonialism. Which is basically in human for with McCain.
Barack Like Me: Checking…checking…Barry wins!!!11!!1
We’ve never needed the Wonder Twins as much as we do today
Barry’s winning the diplomacy argument. Walnuts is a warrior to the bitter end.
MidlothianMILF: Look..he’s mine. He’s MY black man.
Rogue is the hottest of the X-men. Very fanboy, Barry.
AHA! I finally see it! John McCain mis pronouncing “Ahmadinejad” = Bilbo Baggins reaching for the ring.
with the Europeans?
Hopey: Hang your beautiful facts on McNuts head!
bUTTERFLIES ARE FREE!
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I pronounce it Almond Jean Jeannie.
ha ha Spain zinger
matineeidol: would that be a sexy thing? or a piggy thing?
…WoW, Barry went for the balls on that Spain comment!
Spain! yes!
SPAIN BITCH!
John McCain doesn’t care about Spain.
Barry is making Walnuts look like an old, old, warrior fool from the dark ages.
There you go, Hopey. Kick his shriveled ass. No Tea for you!
I don’t even have a seal yet?
OH NO YOU DIIIN’T WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLNUTS!
Alright! Go Barry! Define McCain as not willing to meet with Spain. Go baby go!
Hahahaha Obama has the crowd laughing at Walnuts.
He brought up the Spain gaffe! GO BARRY!
I love Barry for throwing in the Spain line.
McNutty’s blood pressure is going up!
Walnuts is really, really pissed. That Spain comment landed pretty hard.
Oh boy now we are about to compare Seals.
Spain now? Snaps again Barry!
WALNUTS! if you never sat down with people you didn’t agree with, you wouldn’t be at this debate.
Barry needs a smoke. Ooooo!!! Walnuts! is a huge dick for that ’seal’ comment.
I’m not just naive! I’m dangerous!
…damn it Barry, RATCHET UP the rhetoric! You almost got him!
The North Koreans are taller than the South Koreans? No way!
Every time McCain comes on my TeeVee smells like formaldehyde.
Talking with someone legitimized their comments.
McCain legitimized Obama’s positions!
“I won’t sit across the table, but I may sit caddy-corner”
Hahaha, NORTH KOREANS ARE TINY. I crush them.
The South Koreans are taller?
I didn’t know that.
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Wait, no, Preconditions are bad.
Ooh, nice comeback from Walnuts with “I don’t even have a seal yet.” Bitchfight! I want them to start sissy-slapping each other now.
Why are we talking height? I am so fucking confused! Are we back to healthcare?
Reagan… DRINK
If someone told McCain that making sweet love to Ronald Reagan’s corpse, he’d do it.
Oh God, did he actually say Dear Leader? Did he forget his name?
Was John McCain beat boxing? puh puh puh perestroyka!
…some of that Manchurian programing is slipping out! He just said “Dear Leader”!
OOHHHH! Now we’re using the SCARRRRRRRRY voice, Walnuts! And resurrecting the Ghost of Regan. What’s next? The ghost of Jacob Marley?
Are the South Koreans taller than the Iranians?
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Walnuts is playing to the Del Boca Vista III residents heavy.
since when did henry kissinger become the leading authority on diplomacy?
oh, right.
he’s heating up!
Spain!! Fuckin A baby!!!!!!
North Korea is cruel because it doesn’t let people where stilettos.
Does McCain really want to suggest that only Communist gooks are short?
McCain is losing it!
Did that cracker audience just LAUGH at WALNUTS!’ joke?
Walnut’s is gonna lose it! Here we go!
Good job on referencing whether he would meet with Spain. And the seal line fell flat.
“The average North Korean is three inches shorter than the average South Korean” You know he wanted to say “gook.”
…WALNUTS! has cracked! Keep it up!!!
time for Barry to get mad
Man, Israel must be important.
McCain just lost his temper! SCORE!!!!!!!
Henry Kissinger is taller than a South Korean that’s for sure!
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W-nuts is losing it!! Yay!
DAMN! Walnuts is getting pissed and he has a friend of 35 years!
…GAWD THOSE TEETH ARE YELLOW!
Actually, Dr/ Lossomger os not my idea of a diplomat.
russia?!?!? i can’t see that from illy-noise!
He played the Kissinger card! Oh No!!!!!!!!
Time for the Daily Double!
Tequila Face: Thank you. I was worried the beer made me mishear him. But yes, apparently north Koreans are three inches taller than South Koreans. That’s a foundation for foreign policy!
Imagine if Obama had referred to Kim as “The Dear Leader.” Talk radio would be splashing that all over for the next six weeks.
Issue: Russia
Question: Can you see them from your house?
Two minutes to answer: Go!
WHY THE FUCK WON’T WALNUTS LOOK AT BARRY!!!????
Does he hate the site of a black man?
Maybe he’s AROUSED by the sight of black man. McCain is afraid the podium won’t hide his woody!
He will NOT look at Barry!!!!!
Again, McCain just came in his pants because he heard Russia. I swear if he wins will be invading Russia thru Alaska, then we’ll lose.
Fantastic. Obama has goaded McCain into blowing his top. Now he looks like the calm, controlled one.
Russia question to Barry. McCain gets a break to take a nitro pill.
NotLaughing: Be more funny.
RUSSIA ES NAZI.
John McCain never forgave Czar Alexander for assasinating his father Czar Paul.
Holy buckets o’ detente, these twits just made HENRY FUCKING KISSINGER the hottest post-debate interview. Hope somebody asks Hank about war crimes and why he doesn’t dare travel to certain countries now…
And ISRAELIS AREN”T VERY TALL!!! NOT TO MENTION SPAIN”S PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SHOW ME A TALL SPANISH MAN AND I”LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!
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eastcoastliberal - I don’t think so. He is MINE! I will fight you for him.
The audience loves Obama more. Watching CNN - cool charts
No missile detection in Czech and Poland, you dickheads.
…lets see if WALNUTS! says Czechoslovakians!!!
The New Cassius: that’s. just. wrong.
Russia: it is time to act like a 22nd century dictatorship.
Ha ha, John McCain just threw a tantrum and Barack Obama acted like his kindergarten teacher. You could totally see the satisfaction in Obama’s eyes. He was SO waiting for it.
I’VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH A WAR CRIMINAL FOR 35 YEARS, PUNK!!!
Keep the pitch up Barry. Don’t answer the question, pin it on McHeartattack
Lose “slutty” nukes.
Walnuts sure lied down and rolled around like a pig at the end of that ‘meet with iran’ topic. Classy Barry doesn’t roll like a pig in shit. Sure John, we’ll take a look at that, whatever psycho.
Got to admit, I would kind of like some Ross Perot pie charts around now.
“ABC News’ Rachel Martin Reports: Former U.S.Secretary of State Henry Kissinger today told an audience in Washington, DC that the U.S. should negotiate with Iran “without conditions” and that the next President should begin such negotiations at a high level.”
FUCK YOU MCCUNT!
“Loose Nukes” - everyone mainline some heroin!
Watching this Palin must have her knickers in a knot! Bet she breaks an ankle or has a ‘family emergency’ before her debate!
How long has he known Kissinger? I don’t think it has been stated. and McCain is going to blow. Iran.
stopsimiling and i are going to try out the ‘cold war posture’ tonight.
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…NUKE RUSSIA YAY!!!
Russia = Iranian KGB
Imagine Palin answering one of these questions.
McCain thinks there was a little bit of nah-yevva-tay there.
legglaw: FTW!
Can Obama see Russia from his house? I think not my friends.
Putin has three eyes!
KGB in Putin’s eyes!! AND HE”S SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Does Putin have three eyes??
wait - a K, a G and a B?
McSame is living about 20 yrs ago
mclaim keeps saying “he doesn’t understand,” i think that’s his cracker red state GOP code for “dumb nigra”
Walnuts is grandfathering Barry to death. Listen here son…Barry needs to step sharply on his nuts
I looked into a Russian’s eyes and saw three letters too. GHB.
“I saw a K a G and a B.”
Oh no you di’int!!!
Tie McCain to Bush! Tie McCain to Bush! McCain’s convention left the impression that Ted Kennedy was president for the past 7 yearas. Tie him to BUSH!
…hello WALNUTS! no one gives a rats ass about Georgia!
Why is this about Putin’s eyes?
Pres. Suck a Philly?
Lest you forget, Walnuts, Caribou Barbie wanted Georgia in NATO, which would have meant we would have been AT WAR WITH THEM WHEN THEY ATTACKED.
McCain: Russia is Ay-Rabs!
Why is John McCain always trying to romance world leaders by staring into their eyes?
Russia is not an apparatchik-ruled country. It is a nomenklatura-ruled country.
Naiveté, the way the French say it? Ooh la la, Mr. Seven Houses.
shortsshortsshorts: thank you.
“2nd holocaust” was a little something for the homies in FL.
Ucka spaka speelee?
Speaking of Poland, does anyone think that Robin Williams
looks just like Lech Walesa?
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OBAMA DOES UNDERSTAND YOU SMUG SELF-SATISFIED ASSHOLE
Oh and here’s the mothafugging link:
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/09/kissinger-backs.html
i am about to go to the casey torrice website again.
voyetra8: win!
Wait a minute. Did that ancient asshole say ‘our secretary of state Madeline Albright’ went to North Korea? ooi.
I wonder if WALNUTS! poll numbers would go up or down if he had a stroke RIGHT NOW.
Including Ukraine and Georgia in NATO is tantamount to invading Moscow, you fucking nitwit!
We have every right to hack the russians. He just said that!
I honestly don’t care where McStupid has flown too…does he think the american public is intresed in his travel plans??
by the way, I went there…and I had absinthe with Putinadijahad and I saw letters in his eyes, and we should bomb them.
NotLaughing: Kill yourself?
So, we can all agree that Kim Jong-Il is McCain’s Dear Leader?
nurple: WIN.
wow, talk about being stuck in a cold war mentality
Georgia and Ukraine in NATO??? So we nuke Russia after they invade Georgia? Well, it’s true, that wouldn’t be a COLD war.
…ok Barry, dumb the Georgian conversation down and you will win this subject.
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
j6n: Wednesday nite, bitches. It’ll be a blast.
Texas2Step: And she wouldn’t rule out America attacking Russia if they did it again.
The problem with Russia and Georgia is the Ukraine?
McSchmuck - Russians - we want to work with them. They have oil.
They need to behave though. So we might have to shoot them.
“Let’s make sure the Ukranians understand we will not do anything if Russia invades the country — because we’re broke and our army would be crushed.”
Oh, he can say the name of the President of Georgia, but not Iran? Iran needs to get a better lobbyist.
bitchincamaro: Right. Barry needs to say I’m not your boy Senator.
I think it’s pronounced “Sevastapol”.
When are they going to start talking about the all important Siberia/Alaska frontier???
Plus Russians are not short!!!
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Ukrainian has great sausage and I don’t mean that in the gay way.
Wow — McCain just about admitted that Russia was waiting for a provocation and we prodded the Georgians into providing it. Holy crap. In a thinking world, this woulda sunk him. Of course, so would a lot of other of his admissions. Nevermind.
McCain’s left eye doesn’t look too bad. Maybe he’s got a toothpick in there.
dontmeanship: Yeah, I’m loving this CNN chart. I wonder if all of the audience members are just hooked up to heart moniters. You can tell they’re getting bored with this discussion of Russia because they’re flatlining. They are dead.
I think you can see Palin’s house from Russia.
Let us be honest, Putin is feeling powerful because he is a badass.
Putin feels powerful because he can KILL TIGERS WITH HIS BAREHANDS. And save teevee journalists.
I love you guys SO MUCH but the chatroom is easier. I’ll be back for the post-coital!
matineeidol: I’m gonna shoot KGB all over your eyes babe.
voyetra8: hats off to you
Drill drill drill, drill drill the coast
…woohoo, DRILL BABY DRILLLLLL!
DRILL DRILL DRILL. Don’t take the alternative route!
voyetra8: winner, winner, chicken dinner!
WIDTAP: it kinda is…
Monsieur Grumpe:
Drink!
Cool. We get to re-fight the Crimean war? A lot of cool poems came out of that.
I would like to drill my way out of Friday night. Probably not going to happen.
McNutts unconvincing — give your 1 - 10 rating everyone - 10 being a root vegetable, 1 being a rocket scientist
When McSmiley laughs his blood pressure goes up 20 pts.
How the fuck are you people keeping up with the rapidness of these posts? I’m smoking DOMESTIC green to deal with you. Post debate Wonkette shall be awesome.
Barry, K.I.S.S. !
druranium: HAHAHAHA!
voyetra8: win
We must increase domestic production…of those hilarious Pricline Shatner commercials.
thwanger: boobies.
Get him Barry. Show him a left-hook drill.
Not one little mention of Hugo Chavez.
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“John, that’s just not true.”
DRILL BABY DRILL!!!
it’s a bridge, a bridge to nowhere!!!
Will this ever end? God it is boring.
Where the hell is BO going?
McCain is back to defining Obama.
Stop him. no more McInterruptions! :-<
Matt Sludge has a poll to smoke up, 7K votes and it’s going to Johnnie Mac
When McCain talks he sounds like an old man lecturing me, and I can’t get away. I have to endure it. we’ve all been there. its horrible.
I am protesting<—- STFU already.
I saw a “drill here drill now” bumper sticker on an SUV. Ironic or Republican?
No no no. don’t slow down. Speed up Hopey.
drilling offshore is a bridge? to nowhere, asshat.
wow. what a question.
Offshore drilling is a bridge? Must he always be championing a bridge to nowhere?
Last question. PTL.
Probabilty of attack? Well, sez walnuts, I’ve done everything i can to encourage one….
What fraction of Americans know WTF Nunn-ugar is? Like 0.01%?
He invoked Lieberman! DRINK PEOPLE!
911? [waddle, waddle, fidget, waddle]
WALNUTS! you HONESTLY think we’re safer today than we were prior to 911? You’re a liar.
GODDAMMIT A 9/11 Question. Fuck, these are fucking dumb question. There’s no debate in a question like this. Damn you, Leher.
Was John McCain really responsible for the 9/11 commission?
Across the aisle my ass. Your own party hates you.
LIBERMAN! Sanke faced TRAITOR!
senator leiberman and i? no! the fucking widows demanded you ass!
10:20 PM — McCain is now talking about the Russian Empire, and how it will take back Alaska, which will give Sarah Palin important experience.
It’s all right. She wants to take Alaska independant, and take over Russia. So they are about even there.
9/11 9/11 9/11 i miss Rudy.
We are safer, except for those embassies of course, which don’t count.
Has anyone else noticed that the “independent” line on CNN’s audience reaction ticker gradually turned completely yellow and then went back to green again? Oh, nope it’s back to yellow.
When McCain wins I guess Kissinger is back.
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i would like to revoke lieberman’s judaism, on behalf of my people. its a fucking embarrassment.
He just started getting louder. wtf
We’ve got almost a whole year until the next 9/11…what’s Walnuts! worried about???
Can’t leave out old Joe!
Can’t leave out old Joe!
Right, we’ve passed laws so the terrorists won’t get us.
Obama: “Mr. McCain, did you really call your wife a cunt?”
Barack is fightin’ back. Good on him. Energy waste is a great handhold.
McCain praises the 9/11 wives — the base just shudders.
stopsmiling: no stymied nocturnal commissions for you. imma reach across your aisle.
I agree with McCain: America is safer today than it was on 9/11.
OK - that’s 12 9/11’s and five Amurkas. Drink people!
Now McSame opposes torture again?
OMG! McCain just admitted that we tortured people!
“I know our allies.” I know this, I know that — we keep hearing that from you John — but you never seem to be able to provide any details.
Anyone else notice Walnuts keeps making lots of background noise with his notebooks–like he’s looking for talking points?
come on barry attack that bitch!
dontmeanship: win. horrible
What was that white thing on Barry’s bottom lip?
Doesn’t anybody care about Libya anymore?
I am worried about my boarders. Those Earp brothers look like trouble, and Doc Holliday keeps banging his gun butt on my nice stairs.
SayItWithWookies: Widows. 9/11 widows.
Yes! “perceived in the world” McCain=Bush
………………..Le sad. I think Barry’s losing this one. Because McCain’s a dick. And like heroine whores, most Americans like douchebag men.
…god I hate this “Suitcase Nuke” arguement. I’m so tired of explaining why it isn’t plausible; where is Afghanvet when you need him?
Barack sums up. Sounds Presidential. We certainly are less respected. Say it.
Barack Like Me: That is only because Ron Paul is not an option.
Monsieur Grumpe: neither. just “asshole”.
Why isn’t he burning McCain? Seriously!
I just got commercials - toaster streudel.
Now he’s back -
Jimbo, ask about Bin Ladin. ‘Memba him?
Did he mention his attempts to take Joe’s V card?
Why does Barry keep throwing praise to McCain while WALNUTS just keeps throwing poop at him? ARGH!
SDI??????? Star Wars?
REAGAN! drink!
Jim just handed Walnuts a gift and he’s blowing it!
mcsame: missile defense!!
So, how do they plot that graph on the bottom anyway, does every member of the audience have a little cuff around the base of their cock?
OK, porn didn’t distract enough–enough bullshit, I’m gonna play spore.
lastdon: Ich lüge bullets? Like in Heathers?
Best comment from National Review’s Corner:
“Sen. McCain should point out that we are fighting Afghanistan the way Sen. Obama believes we should fight all our wars: with the permission of the UN and relying on our European allies.
We are fighting the war in Iraq the American way. And that, Sen. Obama, is the war we’re winning.”
You hear that, libtards? We’re losing Afghanistan because of Europe, and Iraq is a great success!
Who’s this ray gun guy ‘nuts keeps mentioning?
SloppyCronkite: I didn’t want to say it….or even think it. But agreed.
gack. 6 bottles of summit ipa and it still ain’t over. boo! someone vote already!
“Obama still doesn’t understand …” this line is really costing McCain. Now he is lecturing again.
Walnuts nothing but lies on Iraq
if he says something about obama ‘not getting it’ - i’m gonna smack dad bitch up
…WALNUTS! voice is giving me a headache in my eye!
Sometimes you just want to squeeze WALNUTS! cheeks and pop his head like a zit.
“If we fail in Iraq…..” we can get the hell out and save a shit load of money….not to mention lives.
Jesus can he just suck Petreus’ cock and get it over with?
SloppyCronkite: Sadly I agree.
the central issue of our time is when we pull out of Iraq..while everything else goes to hell
NotLaughing: Dude. They’re our friends now. The younger Kadhafi is rad!
Well, according to the Simpson’s family and Dr. Marvin Monroe’s machinery, Walnuts is getting his ass kicked.
ahh Rome fell and they found a cool place in history. maybe the same will happen to us.
“If we fail in Iraq it encourages al-Qaida”
Oh, bullshit.
And we have specific dates for withdrawal.
We’ve won but it’s fragile. Um — if victory is fragile, it’s not a victory.
SloppyCronkite: He’s losing the dickish quotient. I don’t know that that’s worth winning.
If Barry did a better job, the Repube-likkins would say he’s “clever” like they did with Kerry.
If he hit it out of the park people would be looking for a perverse excuse to like him.
Debt with China. Great handhold. Go Barry!
matineeidol: I wanna eat your blood n’ treasure. Is talk like a pirate month?
perverse excuse to DISlike him. sorry
Obama is rocking right now.
SloppyCronkite: he’s blushing, but Walnuts has no blood flowing anywhere near the dead white head
Obama has been pretty weak on this debate, but everyone expected this to be his weakest. So I’m not that worried yet- all he really needed to do was not pray to Allah in the middle of thing.
Barry, there’s an easy solution for PTS. Find a hot, young blond chick, marry her and leave your crippled wife.
If there are advantages to EXPERIENCE WHY DID YOU PICK PALIN AS VEEP YOU OLD BASTARD?
Oh great. Obama mentioned that McCain opposes torture. There goes McCain’s base.
ahhhh!! that voice!!!
Walnuts go for the experience thing…. Barry is chuckling over there…
McCain is the least flexible member of congress. ZING!
…WoW, did WALNUTS! just compare Obama to Bush?! What a fukkin ‘Tard!
You old coot: can you multi-task!
Plus, John McCain is short!
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McCain now defines Obama as Bush. Damn he’s good at this.
middlewest - are you smoking crack?
Hi all.
Late to the party…was at hockey tryouts (hackey to Ms. palin).
Please tell me Walnuts is scaring the rest of America…or at least that Barry sounds vaguely presidential.
Just get over with and call him “boy,” McCain, you condescending twit.
McCain loves men. Fag.
Yep, that’s it. Nutsack won and I hate America for it. Peace out.
stopsmiling: i know your surge will succeed babe.
mcsame: i will take care of the vets. i know them well, and they know me. i will take care of them. sen obama will not take care of them.
…go after the Vet issue Barry, you can make him snap!
I’d call it a draw, which is good for Obama since this was viewed as his weakest issue anyway.
VOTE FOR RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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big fat old liar liar liar! maccain hates all veterans because none of them have suffered for FOUR AND A HALF YEARS like “he” has.
WALNUTS! keeps resorting to the same talking points and it shows. I hope the mouth-breathers smell a turd.
I love the veterans and I’ll take care of them…. unless they are pregnant, in which case I’ll force you to birth, kidnap their kids and send them to Alaska
John Mcain supports blowjobs for veterans
McCain is talking about Reagan, Lebanon, the KGB, which is just boomin’ over the voters’ heds. The olds will love him, but they will nap through the vote.
d4g33z: We’re friends already?
Disappointed by this debate for many reasons, but also nice and hammered and it’s all because of you, Wonkette. G’night!
Here we go POW mention
FINALLY!!!! PRISon!!!
@DoctorCulturae
SDI is something you get when you fuck a NeoCon
…POW reference! Drink!!!
Prison. Made him sad. Walnuts has a sad. sad = suck a dick.
The children of the world are more perceptive than thos n-lovers in Kentucky!
Arrrgh! 5 point 5 years!
Another sob story about veterans from WALNUTS! What an explioty old fuck.
When I came home, I embarked in boiking women that were not CRIPPLED! Because after FIVE AND A HALF YEARS I was raped by homos.
gobama!! it’s a tie!
awwww, boo hoo - it made walnuts sad!!!
Oh the VP debate, what fun that will be…
oooooo, can’t wait to see Palin try this shit on live tv.
POW!!!! POW!!! POW!!!
it’s a tie. therefore, obama won!!
Lehrer’s last expression: a squirrel bored into a deeply taxidermic state.
Now that it is over can we drink everything else in the house, regardless of the rules?
Peeeeee!!! Oooooooo!!! Dubleyooooooooooooo!!!!!
Last word: “Jim, when I came home from prison…”
FIVE AND A HALF TRUMP CARDS, ALAN!
Ye gods, more ale.
Wow. Jim Leher had more notes than my Spencer and Milton professor.
Barry seems to have weird eye makeup on.
McCain is a fucking lunatic. This is a farce. His grampappy shit is a colossal joke.
Man, where did all of my gin go?
At least I still have some chocolate.
Obama was lame
I say let’s all do blowjobs for Obama.
thwanger:
Good beer!
He knows how to heal the wounds of war? What the fucks is this old shit babbling about? Disgrace. Human disgrace.
It’s 9/!!
cnn has scorecards.
Gee! That was fun! Now I’m going to put some salt in my eyes and douche my ears.
Watching MSNBC. They are saying McCain looked contemptuous. Buchanan says McCain won. Who would have thunk it.
“Ha ha, Barack Obama has a bracelet from a soldier, too.”
1. Despite that, the jihadists’ bracelet of the Barry chafes.
2. In a concession to the Log Cabin Republicans, McNuggets admits that his bracelet is around his ankle. Twenty-four carats and five and a half years, Alan. Cindy weeps. (I say this in a good way.)
Did I watch a different debate than the one the teevee people saw? Walnuts looked good? His night?
Take me now, Lord.
Beans: Turn off Fox, MSNBC disagrees.
I’m going to the other thread but I just had to say: Nice Blingee!
Fred Willard is doing great on Leno
I want to be the meat in an Anderson Cooper-John King sandwich.
Paw:
Wolf n’ Russ on a raft and wreck’em!
We need to learn new skills to be able to adapt to opportunities as they are created by brilliant business leaders who seek to expand profit margins at the expense of Chinese slaves forced to work or starve on the street.
To be able to convince 100,000,000 American voters to keep electing the government that encourages bribes by protecting corporate criminals to embezzle corporate funds with names like “golden parachutes”. Kickbacks and corporate bribes are called 1st Amendment rights protected by the Supreme Court.
America seems to suffer from an increasing preference for fantasy over reality, and to be losing the ability to tell which is which.
vigilante: Dude, give it a rest. My second-life is awesome, so why should I give a fuck about reality?