OMG Old Video of Sarah Palin In Ugly Swimsuit

Thank you, loyal readers, for sending us a few thousand tips about this YouTube video of Sarah Palin walking on a beauty-pageant stage in a very '80s, unflattering one-piece. We are not posting it here becauseHALF THE CLIP IS SOME GUY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE HAS THIS VIDEOTAPE.OH THAT ONE IS REMOVED BY USER. (Okay, we'll post the pure-beauty walk video after the jump.) And now we must prepare for our live coast-to-coast Mississippi debate pre-coverage, coverage, and post-coverage, so go ahead and watch this video for the next couple of hours, again and again. (Also thanks for the "McCain Wins Debate" ad tips; yeah dudes we got that at like dawn today, here, check it out.) Okay, go to the liquor store, buy firearms and firewater, and we'll see you in a few! Oh yeah, OPEN THREAD, type like crazy!

(Via everybody, really, so stop it. Thanks. UPDATE: Thanks to Rodney Badger for finding the live clip.)

PS - Just because Sara K's on vacation doesn't mean the BAN-HAMMER is broken. We are tired of seeing things here that we KNOW you wouldn't say in a million years, to your (pretend) girlfriend or Mom. Stop making us beashamedfor you.