A Number Of Sad Truths Concerning Breakfast
Say goodbye to all the zeitgeist-y cover stories in your City Paper. [ The Georgetown Voice ]
Here is a nauseating list of all eggs and ice cream and coffee that famous Washington celebrities eat upon waking. [ DCist ]
Why all DCs bagels are so terrible, and a $700 billion Bagel Bailout Plan. [ City Paper ]
Ha ha, here are the photos from Roll Call's "Fabulous Fifty" Party, which are just shots of a dozen or so frustrated people yelling into cell phones and avoiding eye contact by sadly looking down into their Diet Pepsis. [ Fishbowl DC ]
Terrible fake postal terrorism struck the Dept. of Veterans' Affairs, as an envelope arrived brimming with Suspicious White Powder and intolerance. [ Washington Post ]