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McCain Screwed Up So Badly, Ha

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The National Review hears something HMM: “One side effect of McCain’s debate gambit is, I’m told, that everyone at Ole Miss now hates him. It will make for a very hostile audience tonight among those students and faculty attending. He might have to apologize for creating the uncertainty or make some explanation up front, which is never ideal.” Ah but Rich Lowry, a Maverick thrives on hatred! (Besides, they don’t like BLACK PEOPLE either in Mississippi so it balances out). As John McWalnuts has told us countless times this campaign, he’s been on Capitol Hill for decades and has made no friends there. It’s his “thing.” What a man! A couple of other analyses of how McCain blew nuts with this weird debate gag, below.

Chris Cillizza gives us “The Fix,” nyah nyah:

But, over the intervening 24 hours, McCain saw what at first looked like a brilliant political gambit turn into a nightmare, as an apparent done deal to save the financial industry devolved into a partisan shouting match at the White House that left congressional negotiators back at square one.

[…]

Spin aside, McCain blinked in what had become a high stakes staring contest between he and Obama.

IN THE TANK. Where’s a Republican? Here’s some Republican. Tell us, random hobo Republican, did John McCain blink or are you in the tank also?:

“It just proves his campaign is governed by tactics and not ideology,” said Republican consultant Craig Shirley, who advised McCain earlier in this cycle. “In the end, he blinked and Obama did not. The ‘steady hand in a storm’ argument looks now to more favor Obama, not McCain.”

Shirley added, “My guess is that plasma units are rushing to the McCain campaign as we speak to replace the blood flowing there from the fights among the staff.”

Gross! A tank of blood, and he is in it.

*Ahem*

FAIL.

Sponsored Intermission

A Hostile Audience [The Corner]
McCain Blinks [WP/The Fix]
Ex-Adviser: McCain “Blinked,” Campaign “Governed By Tactics, Not Ideology” [HuffPo]

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  • ManchuCandidate

    Tactics?

    A dog chasing it’s own tail or licking its own balls has a better grasp of tactics than Walnuts has.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    Yeah, but his name is “Shirley”, so Walnuts thinks he’s a pussy. BTW: Huckleberry also slammed Walnuts this morning. What’s a poor, lonely maverick with no friends to do?

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/26/10347/3093/33/611178

  • Tommy Says Soooo

    Walnuts reminds me of Two Girls, One Cup only he is not the pretty.

  • loquaciousmusic

    McCain plans to spend the entire debate singing karaoke to Roxy Music songs.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Not even Rove can save you now, Walnuts.

  • CivicHoliday

    Epic epic fail. Walnuts looks like a total jackass right now, and EVERYBODY knows it, even all his supporters and staff. And worse, now everybody knows what a vapid worthless lump of T & A he chose as his running mate. What a pair! GOP now and forever more shall stand for Gays Oogling Power (with the subscript – FROM AFAR).

  • StripesAndPlaids

    If the American people see this for the cheap political stunt it is it will be worth the ulcer I got from fuming over this.

  • NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    [re=110038]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I am offended that you compared Senator Obama to a dog. We all know that his massive phallus prevents him from reaching his balls with his tongue.

  • dano

    Let’s see.
    step 1: Back out of the debate to save economy.
    step 2: sabotage bail out talks with cheap stunt. ( see step 1)
    step 3: realize your blunder.
    step 4: go to debate and lose big time.

  • ktrose

    Sounds like Palin really does need to take the helm of this campaign. After all she’s been “anti-blink”ing since day one.

  • ManchuCandidate

    So far McCain hasn’t proven the Navy wrong when they said he was unfit for higher command.

  • SixThirty

    Delaying his Delay of the Debates… A Brilliant Tactic if I’ve ever seen one.

  • Cathangover

    Of course I’m hoping McCain will stand behind the podium tonight and start pounding his papery fists onto the podium until they turn to an apple sauce consistency, but I’m assuming he’ll do just well enough, somehow, that everything will be back to square one on Monday when the Stock Market crashes so low mathematicians will be scrambling to create a new number.

  • ManchuCandidate

    [re=110050]CivicHoliday[/re]:
    Heh. That is a very clever acronym.

  • donner_froh

    GOP = Grumpy Old Phailures

  • facehead

    He should just let Obama debate the nearest old white dude and join the drinking game.

  • StripesAndPlaids

    GOP = Gaga Over Palin

  • Hedley Lamar

    Maybe that massive infusion of plasma will allow walnuts to achieve
    a slight chubby tonight. Cindy, you lucky girl!

  • gurukalehuru

    The one word to describe what McCain looks like after this hoo-ha is “impotent.” I’m speaking metaphorically, of course.

  • Agatha

    I don’t like where this is going.
    Tanks of blood, rushes of plasma, cancerous McChicken nuggets devoured to stop sudden alcohol poisoning… Eew. Just. Eeew.

  • Godot

    [re=110063]ManchuCandidate[/re]: ZING! I like it!

  • DoctorCulturae

    That manic blinking almost gave me a seizure. I think he’s speaking in morse code: “Can someone help me stabilize my meds?”

  • Dave J.

    Spin aside, McCain blinked in what had become a high stakes staring contest between he and Obama.

    Ugh, bad grammar. It’s “him,” not “he.” Gah.

  • cynbot

    According to a friend of mine who teaches at Ole Miss, they’ve saved a whopping 30 seats for (white) faculty and students. It’ll be the same ole assholes in the audience, so suck that, NR.

    On the plus side, at least McCain won’t have to share a drinking fountain with Obama for the first debate, at least.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Please. McCain is not going to show up. He is going to call the debate about an hour before it starts, announce that he must immediately return to Washington to solve all the world’s problems, and then bee seen in Mississippi having dinner at a Mark Russell performance.

  • donner_froh

    That blinking GIF of McCain is strangely hypnotic.

  • El Topo

    In the debate tonight, Walnuts will suspend his response to the first question until the last question has been asked, saying that he wants “to carefully weigh, my friends, these important questions carefully for five and a half years, Alan.” When all of the questions have been asked–with Walnuts sitting there blinking silently for the duration, he will get really red, call Lehrer a “cunt,” and trip over a studio cable as he storms off of the stage. Slapstick Hilarity Ensues!

    Barry will laugh for six hours and we will all have happy, smiley unicorn-rainbow-days forever, amen.

  • capitol hillbilly

    GOP – Gorging On Phalluses

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110038]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I believe the phrase can be distilled down to “a dog licking its’ own WALNUTS!”

    [re=110044]loquaciousmusic[/re]: He should really sing that Kenny Rogers ‘Gambler’ song, since he’s such a MAVERICKY GAMBLER. Double down WALNUTS!, Cindy needs a new pair of Manolos!

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    For what it is worth, since I’m home sick today:

    According to Rush Limbaugh, everything is Obama’s fault since he couldn’t run the meeting at the White House that was called by George W. Bush at John McCain’s recommendation. Apparently John McCain’s failure to take charge, or say anything meaningful at the meeting just shows what a brilliant leader the maverick is.

    Either I’m really sick, or Limbaugh has been hitting the Hillbilly Heroin again.

  • shoeho

    [re=110073]facehead[/re]: Or, for a real laff riot, he could just send Sarah instead. I mean, he DID say she was qualified.

    On a more important note, who is going to stay sober tonight, get wasted for the Veep debate on Thursday? I’m too old for more than one serious drunk in a week and need to decide which to pass out during.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    Gross! A tank of blood, and he is in it

    Amongst his colleagues, that is called “chum”.

    So, someone saw this as a brilliant political gambit? Someone who didn’t work for Fox News?

  • demian

    [re=110049]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Karl Rove has a knack for making McCain look like a giant pussy every eight years.

  • comradepaulson

    Walnuts turns Ole Miss into Hopey Country? Can a Comrade dream of such things?

  • Rush

    Mr. Maverick, Tear Down This Bullshit

  • freakishlystrong

    [re=110088]El Topo[/re]: Loves it..maybe they’ll have that nice green background for us as well!

  • NJB

    Cilizza: “But, over the intervening 24 hours, McCain saw what at first looked like a brilliant political gambit turn into a nightmare, as an apparent done deal to save the financial industry devolved into a partisan shouting match at the White House that left congressional negotiators back at square one.”

    Translation: Chris Cillizza thought it was “a brilliant political gambit” – but was completely wrong. As usual.

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=110094]PoliTacky[/re]: More like Neuticles.

  • Borat

    I think Barry has a chance to Flip the Old Miss. He’s pissed off his primary luving audience. And he should portray himself as the sad byproduct of a black man having his way with a white woman and running off. He’s a white man trapped in a mixed race body. The poor guy – it ain’t be his fault.

    Plus Walnuts is a senile dick.

  • The Jackson Five

    McGrampy got to spend some precious stolen moments whispering special Vietcong love haiku into Lieberman’s cauliflower ear yesterday so I’m sure he already considers the week as a big win.

  • tunamelt

    So what is the pool on him exploding into a temper tantrum or holding his breath or something? How many minutes in?

  • Reefpilot

    That awful blinking Cainie Mac reminded me of…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNW0btkUumo

    Stick with it. I assure you, it’s not just an Obama fluff piece.

    Get ready to fucking laugh.

  • madtowngooner

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  • NoWireHangers

    I really can’t wait to see what WALNUTS! pulls out of his ass tonight. Maybe a colostomy bag?

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    Craig’s in the tank and don’t call him “Shirley”!

    Sorry. I use random Airplane quotes wherever I can.

  • Borat

    I’m beginning to think Walnuts is in the tank for Barryz.

  • ihasasad

    me : Why are his actions surprising? The fucker crashed five planes. It’s kinda like when Starbuck passed Zak Adama when she shouldn’t have but she did and he died.

    you : Surely you don’t believe that what you just said has anything to do with what we’re talking about??

    me : Don’t call me Shirley!

  • The Real JR Revisted

    I’m requesting a blingee contest. I’m asking nicely.

  • freakishlystrong

    And in the MSM, the race will still be “neck and neck”..

  • HomoPolitico

    Great Flying Spaghetti Monster! I’ve had boyfriends who’ve pulled less passive-aggressive manipulative shit then McCain.

    Not many, but still…

  • shoeho

    [re=110110]tunamelt[/re]: 39 or less. I don’t think Walnuts can hold it any longer than that given the week he’s had.

  • graceless

    [re=110105]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: That was just mean! ( yeah, I clicked the link)

  • greatgooglymoogly

    No wonder he got shot down.

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110105]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Nice. Now I have an image in my head of McCanine licking his TruckNutz! with that forlorn, accusatory look of a recently castrated dog on his lumpy face!

  • Hunter Gathers

    [re=110101]Rush[/re]: Win

  • obfuscator

    [re=110113]NoWireHangers[/re]: It’s probably hard for him to pull anything out of his ass while his head is up there.

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110105]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Wait. “Allowing your pet to retain his self-esteem?” I can’t believe I’m reading that. On the other hand, I’m heartened that they care.

  • El Topo

    [re=110119]freakishlystrong[/re]: To be fair to the MSM (I can’t believe I’m saying that), Walnuts could rape a puppy while drinking his daughter’s blood and singing “Ooops! I Did It Again” with a buttplug up his ass, and 50% of the country would still vote for him. That being the case, this race will always be “neck and neck.”

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Hey does anybody know if the debate will be live on the MSNBC interwebz or the CNN’s? I need to know if I should buy an antenna for my 85 year old television… Help!

  • tunamelt

    [re=110116]Borat[/re]: Can you throw yourself under the bus?

  • Gopherit v2.0

    [re=110126]PoliTacky[/re]: McCanine. There’s a nice ring to that.

    And yes, I had to share that image. It was haunting me, too.

  • Agatha

    [re=110110]tunamelt[/re]: My friend says 57 minutes – I WAS for a tantrum but now I tend to lean more for a slimy meltdown of angry grunts and forgetting where he is out of frustration.
    I’m saving all the champagne tonight for an UBER SENIOR MOMENT. :D

  • grendel

    ..and yet they’re within 5 points in the polls… fuck you America!

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110111]Reefpilot[/re]: Full of win!

  • franklyb

    Now that McCain “blinking” shows his weakness, I think the next election should be conducted via staring contest. After all, George Bush looked into Putin’s eyes and saw his soul, so he’s qualified…

  • Norbert

    I would say that with the last few days e.g. the bailout crisis, the failed postpone-the-debate stunt, Palin’s interviews hitting the airwaves, media reactions, and the last few polls to come out, the pressure inside Walnuts’ cardiovascular system must be pretty goddam high. hell, it feels pretty high for me vicariously and I’m just sitting in my pajamas in my parents’ basement, so yeah.

    thus I suggest a couple of tweaks to the drinking game:

    Walnuts sprays saliva and scrunches up his face = a drink
    ” says cunt = two drinks
    ” grips the podium for support and mops his brow = 3 drinks
    ” grabs his chest = actually stand up and hold your breath for a few seconds, then 5 1/2 drinks
    ” has stroke = sad (RIP)
    Mittens and Huck back in it = champagne!

  • One Yield Regular

    Speaking of blinking a lot, did anyone else catch Sarah Palin blinking constantly the whole while she was telling Charles Gibson, “You can’t blink…you can’t blink…”?

  • Sussemilch

    [re=110112]madtowngooner[/re]: lolz!

  • Borat

    If creationism is true, then wasn’t everyone created by God, therefore we shouldn’t care about the color of his skin? God created our saviour mixed race, so why do these bible thumper gayz have their panties all wound up?

    Maybe I missed page 125 of the bible where that is all explained in black and white.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110105]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: OMG with a squeal!!!
    Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering.
    OMG!! More squeal! I just shot buggers out my nose!

  • Hunter Gathers

    Expect Walnuts! to fake a heart attack. Or stroke. Or Alzhiemers. Or fall down getting off the plane. Or spontaneously combusting. Or just plain old ditching, since he is a punk bitch. And I’m going to miss it ’cause I have to go to work. Life is hilariously cruel.

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=110059]dano[/re]:

    Nice, succinct summary.

  • Slabgorb

    Would be nice if all this was reflected in the polls.

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110105]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: [re=110149]ihasasad[/re]:
    Dammit, they used to feature a song about Neuticles on Talk Soup a million years ago, but I can’t find it anywhere.

  • tunamelt

    So what is an appropriate brand of beer for debate drinking games?

    I unfortunately cannot afford metamucil.

  • edgydrifter

    [re=110117]ihasasad[/re]: NO NO NO!!! I simply cannot allow this revisionist sci-fi to go unchallenged. This is how it is: Starbuck is a dude, Boomer is a dude (a human dude), and Apollo is Jim Zorn. End Of Story.

    And Cylons don’t fucking blink because they gots the KITT scanner up in their shiny domes. So, yeah, Palin is a badly programmed fembot.

  • TeddyS

    To reassure his freaky conservative base, Walnuts will chew gum when he walks on stage.

  • sezme

    [re=110150]Hunter Gathers[/re]: I say he goes for the Robert Novak defence. Surely a malignant, judgement-impairing brain tumor does not disqualify a war hero from the presidency.

  • Miller

    Who knew flinging shit at a wall full of bad ideas was bad strategy. Not John McCain.

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  • ihasasad

    [re=110166]edgydrifter[/re]: Dirk? Is that you?

  • nietzscheprojectile

    [re=110094]PoliTacky[/re]: Know when to hold ’em, know when to walk away, know when to run…

  • dano

    [re=110166]edgydrifter[/re]: I take issue with the statement “Palin is a badly programmed fembot”

    She is a basic pleasure model replicant.

  • RogueDC

    [re=110107]Borat[/re]: You’re right onto something… I say Obama ought to take a page from Dubya’s South Carolina 2000 Primary and point out that voters will now be able to choose between two men who fathered black babies. The bitterz will stay home in droves.

    Now that’s some racial transcendence I can believe in!

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110166]edgydrifter[/re]: Awww. Sci-fi nerds are cute.

  • FMA

    [re=110161]tunamelt[/re]: I’m going with Victory Hop Devil Ale. Nice and bitter.

  • grendel

    [re=110168]sezme[/re]: Oh, I thought you meant he was going to run Hopey over with his car..

  • Sussemilch
  • blackarachnia

    [re=110166]edgydrifter[/re]: McCain=Count Baltar in Bizarro world with a Mxyzptlk twist

  • shortsshortsshorts

    THIS IS ‘MERICA people. Buy yer Buds and Miller cans and get bitter.

  • The New Cassius

    I think the best part of the whole charade is Tucker “My Ability to Bullshit Knows No” Bounds going on the teevee and claiming just McCain should get credir for the bailout agreement that was in place at about 2pm yesterday. LMAO.

  • longjohnson

    If McCain gets a tough question tonight can’t he claim the 5th, because his campaign is suspended?
    McCain is a genius, like in RainManian sorts way . . .

  • sanantonerose

    Now I can’t decide if McCain is passive/aggressive or just aggressive/aggressive.

    I truly believe that all political candidates be given a psychological workup and the results published for everyone to read.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110186]blackarachnia[/re]: Unfortunately McCain kinda looks like Saul Tigh but uglier.

  • gjdodger

    [re=110096]shoeho[/re]: Five minutes on a stage with Hopey, and the GILF would be down on her knees like Madeleine Kahn in Blazing Saddles. Just imagine hearing, “It’s twue! It’s twue!” in that ding-a-ling pseudoCanuck twang of hers.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110196]sanantonerose[/re]: I’ve been thinking that your avatar had cat whiskers. My bad.

  • Cape Clod

    [re=110110]tunamelt[/re]: No, I think he’s going to give a listless, phone-it-in performance tonight. This is always been about bumping this sucker to the VP debate’s slot and now that it’s been an epic fail, he knows that his campaign only has another week on life support until Wasilla’s ex-mayor vomits stupid all over a national stage.

  • tunamelt

    [re=110192]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Bud is owned by the BELGIANS

  • blackarachnia

    [re=110198]ihasasad[/re]: Win for the ethnic reference

  • answerbird

    Thanks John, Barack is going to enjoy the addtional Dems in Congress due to your stupid ass moves. My bet is his cheeks explode tonight.

  • Harold Yicches

    [re=110161]tunamelt[/re]: If it’s McCain in action, then you should drink beer made in Czechoslovakia, a nation which was still visible in McCainvision just last July. Mind you, since there hasn’t been a Czechoslovakia since 1993, the beer might be a little stale by now. Making it a good accompaniment to stale walnuts.

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110202]tunamelt[/re]: Damn. I’d forgotten that completely. Does that mean that Bud is now considered elitest?

  • Borat

    [re=110112]madtowngooner[/re]: I understood the first half of what you said, but the second half completely lost me. Please justify your argument and logic. I also it assumes it has something to do with someone in the tank losing a massive amount of blood? Who done it?

  • Ilikepigeons

    the economy wouldn’t have crashed if Obama had done those 10 town hall meetings with me!

    I wouldn’t have chosen Sarah Palin if Obama had done those 10 town hall meetings with me!

    I wouldn’t have declared war with Spain if Obama had done those 10 town hall meetings with me!

    I wouldn’t have 4 different types of cancer if Obama had done those 10 town hall meetings with me!

    I wouldn’t have dissed Letterman if Obama had done those 10 town hall meetings with me!

    How many times do you think the crazy old man who yells at clouds will blame Obama for no town hall meetings?

  • slavojzizek

    This is all very amusing, but decades of watching American elections have convinced me that debates have virtually nothing to do with how people vote. Democrats almost always ‘win’ the debates, and then lose the election. Although I don’t recall any ‘meta-debate’ scenarios like this one.

  • grendel

    [re=110201]Cape Clod[/re]: You forget that the Repug base eats up stupid with a spoon.

  • Dreamer

    Who’s running this crazy campaign — wild monkeys? The old dude is probably senile but I think he will repeat few things like “ I will follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell” and my all time favorite: “I know how to (insert here: win wars, fix the economy, deliver victory) I don’t know why no one ever asked him when did he ever win a war. I digress though– my fantacy is that after his colossal failure this week, he is so thin tempered that he will yell at Obama “this is mine, you can’t take it away from me. Its my time — I served and groveledo to Bush for 8 miserable years.”

  • facehead

    [re=110096]shoeho[/re]: I’ll be sober tonight. Thursday I’ll be so shitfaced they’ll be scraping excrement from my eye sockets friday morning in the ER.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110205]Harold Yicches[/re]: Did you mean inaction? Just checking

  • Tommy Says Soooo

    The only thing I know for sure is that the worse Walnuts does in the debate tonight, the higher Palin’s hemline for her debate with Crazy Joe.

  • Valerie

    Off topic…but HAH! Anyone who wants to watch Caribou Barbie’s swimsuit turn in the pagent…it’s on teh huffpo:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/26/sarah-palins-beauty-pagea_n_129667.html

  • PoliTacky

    But… but… there’s this suspiciously timed release of the

    Sarah Heath (Palin) SWIMSUIT COMPETITION VIDEO:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qQKdHxeMkk

    Don’t look at the debate thingy! LOOKY OVAH HERE!

    LOL

  • superfecta

    [re=110161]tunamelt[/re]: I would vote for anything by Rogue or Dogfish Head. They actually get the maverick thing, unlike McOld. Rouge’s Double Dead Guy is sounding particularly appropriate, methinks…

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    WALNUTZ is now the “don’t answer yet, you also get this amazing ….” of politicians.

    Nice work Rick Schmidt. You are quickly becoming the worst campaign manager in the history of presidential campaigns.

  • llyn

    Rick Davis. Steve Schmidt.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110217]PoliTacky[/re]: What was with that trumpet! Jesus my head

  • ms_mcgee

    [re=110161]tunamelt[/re]: About the Beer: Arrogant Bastard or Rogue Ale with something elitest like Tripel Threat or American Bitter

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110216]Valerie[/re]: OMG. There is so much wrong with that. She actually listed being in “Who’s Who” as an achievement? She’s really wearing white spiked heels? And she can barely walk in them. Ayeiiiiii!!!!

  • madtowngooner

    [re=110217]PoliTacky[/re]: I can’t resist. She’ll do well in the Mideast with a camel toe like that. Forgive me, it’s been a long week and the alcohol-meds combination has finally destroyed whatever discretion I used to have

  • widestanceromancer

    [re=110087]donner_froh[/re]: I’ll say. I covered the image with a Post-it as to avoid seizure while reading the post, but the eyes shine through and I can feel the evil within compelling me to join the call-up.

  • Borat

    [re=110125]greatgooglymoogly[/re]: I’m starting to think he got himself shot down, decided to stay in prison for 4 years, reject release, then stay for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS ALAN as some kind of stunt. Some kind of unresolved complex with his Panamanian father I suspect. (OMG, have we seen his birth certificate yet! We gotta get that checked out!!!!!!111!!!)

  • tunamelt

    I wish I were drinking now.

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110225]ihasasad[/re]: haha… It’s like 4th-rate Playboy-esque HOOR-jazz.

  • tunamelt

    [re=110227]ms_mcgee[/re]: Arrogant Bastard… nice.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110232]Borat[/re]: Are you saying that he was abused as a kid and as a teen and as a young adult and as an adult and then he crashed on purpose to get away from the abuse and he didn’t want to go home after four years because he didn’t want to be abused as an older adult?

  • facehead

    THIS JUST IN!!! HOT OFF THE TUBES!!!

    The one and only Sara Palin (nee Heath) in the 1984 Miss Alaska … whatever, bunch of horny toads watching chicks walk around half naked. Pop a boner.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qQKdHxeMkk

  • facehead

    [re=110217]PoliTacky[/re]: awww, u beat me. WAAA!

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    [re=110176]dano[/re]: [re=110166]edgydrifter[/re]: No, both of you. Sarah Palin is Boxey’s “dog” Muffit. Seems only apropos, no?

  • Serolf Divad

    [re=110156]Slabgorb[/re]:

    The bitters would sooner barb’cue their kids than show support for a black man, so we’re still basically tied.

  • lilblackcorvette

    [re=110111]Reefpilot[/re]: HAHAHAHAH!!!

  • facehead

    [re=110232]Borat[/re]: Never trust a Panamanian.

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110230]madtowngooner[/re]: Don’t start getting pangs of guilt now, shit, she’s the one twirling her ass in front of a panel of judges comprised of assistants to city council members and local mattress salesmen!

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110240]facehead[/re]: I’m quick on the draw MyFriend!

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110240]facehead[/re]: Actually, Valerie tied with PoliTacky. Jinx! You owe each other a coke.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110241]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Did the real Sarah Palin die and the one we’re seeing is a rebuilt version with moose skin and bear hair?

  • tunamelt

    [re=110245]facehead[/re]: A Panamaramanian

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    Someone should wake up the mods. That Palin swimsuit video deserves its own posting.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110250]tunamelt[/re]: Pomeranian?

  • HomoPolitico

    Steve Schmidt: Like Bob Shrum, Only Republican.

  • Harold Yicches

    [re=110213]ihasasad[/re]: Well, I meant “in action” but in the same way that, say, geologists say that in the last ice age the midwest was scraped flat by the action of moving glaciers.

  • Agatha

    [re=110217]PoliTacky[/re]: I love you!!!

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110248]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: OMGz I just noticed that! Valerie seems to have Michael Phelpsed me by a micro-second, though…

  • ihasasad

    [re=110251]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: EYE NO! When Huffpost beats the Wonk with something titillating like that, you know someones in THE TANK! BOYZ!

  • Vanity Smurf

    Can we please get a post going about the 1984 Miss Alaska swimsuit competition video? Are our beloved editors already drunk in anticipation of the glorious debate?

  • Godot

    [re=110202]tunamelt[/re]: Does that mean there’s mayonnaise in it now? I don’t know how well that would play with the bitterz…

    Well, maybe if it were Hellman’s or Miracle Whip. But none of this elitist “remoulade” or anything!

  • edgydrifter

    [re=110241]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: OK, I’ll concede that one to you–it still means she’s a shitty useless robot with an aversion to blinking. Just a lot shaggier.

  • btwbfdimho

    [re=110098]demian[/re]: Indeedy, and Barack, please remember that McCain’t already lost eight years ago against…Bush; what a loser.

  • DoctorCulturae

    [re=110234]PoliTacky[/re]: lmao win….. thank you. “HOOR-jazz.”

  • tunamelt

    [re=110262]Godot[/re]: No but it means they came out with some sketch ‘Mericun Ale to prove BUD is still ‘MERICUN now that it is owned by the Belgians.

  • facehead

    [re=110261]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Seriously.

    WONKETTE EDITORS!!! WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES!?!?!!?

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110259]PoliTacky[/re]: Well, if you’re a guy, the woman is supposed to come first, don’tchaknow! If you’re both chicks, well, at least you’re both happy.

    [re=110260]ihasasad[/re]: I can’t stand going over there. The headline screaming on top of the homepage makes my head bleed.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110268]facehead[/re]: they put something up about buildings?? When Sarah is in her swimming suit?

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110256]Agatha[/re]: I shall wave to you from my float after I win the pageant, dahling!

    While this clip is good, the guy who posted it seems to be claiming there’s more, so I think the really funny shit might be the question and answer part of the pageant… “and… such as… the Iraq…”

  • oy vey

    as we speak, Rove is modelling how much of a bump they get if Track is killed in action.

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110277]ihasasad[/re]: I know. It makes no sense. The building wasn’t even occupied, unlike Barbie’s swimsuit!

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110274]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Well, I’m a chick, but if you’re looking for a catfight you’ll have to wait for the backstage footage of this Palin Pageant, I’ll just bet she was the one putting cayenne pepper in the vaseline the other girls rub on their teeth (for that shiny shiny smile!)

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110281]oy vey[/re]: I wish this weren’t true but, sadly, I suspect you are right.

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    [re=110293]PoliTacky[/re]: And putting itching powder in the rubber cement they use to glue down the swimsuits.

  • helenaHandbasket500

    [re=110198]ihasasad[/re]: Throw him out of the airlock!

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110299]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Those catty beauty queens! They’ll do anything to win that lifetime supply of ‘Wet-n-Wild’ lipgloss!

  • DoctorCulturae

    Here’s how Mr. Hopey will take care of bizness in the heat of tonight:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zklu9zyFlv4

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    [re=110224]llyn[/re]: llyn llyn the city of sin.

  • obfuscator

    [re=110281]oy vey[/re]: Not killed in action. He’ll be captured and tortured while imprisoned for 5 AND A HALF WEEKS.

  • Itsjustme

    scuse me, just got a text from Barry.

  • madtowngooner

    [re=110281]oy vey[/re]: Welcome back Karl!

  • Ilikepigeons
  • Borat

    [re=110217]PoliTacky[/re]: There is nothing more attractive than a woman in a swimsuit AND high heels. Talk about real class. I’m talking Paul Fussell Class.

  • Ilikepigeons

    [re=110281]oy vey[/re]: That would take too much time! Rove will do it himself.

  • Theo_Mobius

    Where did he meet Joe Lieberman? Aren’t they friends?

  • thecookie

    so he’s temporarily suspending the temporary supsensio …. ACK! My head hurts now …
    http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/mccain-temporarily-suspends-caring-about-economy/

  • nyhfrog

    Can we all just go ahead and vote now? This shit is getting wicked stupid.

  • Valerie

    [re=110228]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: white spiked heels = trailer park FMP’s

  • Valerie

    [re=110248]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: heh. one line or two PoliTacky?

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110374]Valerie[/re]: haha, Oh, let’s just divide it up evenly, we can chop it up on the ‘Heart’ mirror I won at a local carnival ring-toss game.

  • PoliTacky

    [re=110335]Borat[/re]: Palin’s from the Proletarian Beauty Queen Contestant Class but she’s movin’ up in the world!

  • Outstando

    [re=110044]loquaciousmusic[/re]: A Hard Rain is Gonna Fall with backup singers and flashing lights.

  • teebob2000

    [re=110111]Reefpilot[/re]: When I saw this video for the first time a while back, I literally wet myself from laughing. I’m not ashamed to say it.

  • pat robertsons personal trainer

    FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!! and all will be forgiven. over/under: 34 seconds into his opening remarks.

  • ihasasad

    [re=110301]helenaHandbasket500[/re]: NOOOOOZ! He ish a cylon daddy wid a hot cylon chick havin his bebe! (she and cindy do have similar hair, no? specially when he hallucinates and sees that old chick.)

  • vigilante

    America has become the asshole capital of the world.

    If foreigners were allowed to vote for President the Republicans and Democrats would get no votes.
    This is the land of the clueless.

    Keep electing the same gov’t that keeps telling their stooges “Americans are smart.”