Wonkette
Did you see the movie Signs, where, uh, Jack Bauer or whatever was the alien preacher and destroyed Jesus’ corn fields and then was killed by water? Well it was a weird movie and now look at this: a corn field in Ohio has been completely destroyed with a likeness of this idiot, Palin. A maze. It took “an artist from Idaho at least eight hours to mow down stalks for the maze.” Repugnant. [AP, "The Corn Maze"]
someone should mow “I can see Russia from my house!” in the extra space.
There’s a whole lot of fertilizer in that there field.
That was Sarah Palin’s way of saying “FUCK CORN, FUCK BIOFUEL!! It is Alaska’s sweet crude or NOTHING you terrorist supporting commie fuckwads.”
…how long do you figure before some highschool kids put a giant penis in there? My guess before the end of the weekend!
you mean “Special Agent” Jack Bauer? Interesting.
whats the deal with the tree? WTF?
I wonder how many art schools the “artist from Idaho” had to attend before he finally got his degree.
Agribitchiness.
Oh The Midwest, so busy with their corn mazes and “cornholing” and their pathetic attempt as political understanding.
There’s a fucking world food crisis, and some douchesack is mowing down stalks to make a picture of America’s biggest ass clown.
Fuck everyone.
From Daily Kos: “To make matters worse, even the aforementioned Morning Joe Crew stated, that Palin’s interview with Katie Couric was terrible for McCain, while CBS has even more damaging video on file. Which, not suprisingly, makes her appear even more like a complete idiot.”
Oh boy, how long until we get to see it?
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/26/81617/1783/155/611072
Standard GOP Ploy-
“Let’s fuck up the crop so we can get re-elected.”
Great, now aliens will know how dumb we are.
A Palin corn maze? Small children could get lost in her bouffant and die.
Special Agent Jack Mehoff: That is not a tree, but a giant dildo with barbs like you would find on a fishing hook…. once it goes in, it aint coming out!
I once met a woman in southern Indiana who thought Mount Rushmore was a natural formation - like rain and wind had somehow naturally carved the likenesses of four presidents into stone. Our conversation was flabbergasting.
We are all cornfields now.
sarah america? hoo boy…
darbyogill: At least you have the satisfaction of knowing that unless they throw some banner ads up quick, the farm will be shut down trying to pay for bandwidth.
Now if someone could just carve her likeness out of butter, we’d be set.
Just what Ohio needed. A tramp stamp.
McCain could restore confidence in his future administration if only he ditched Sarah and named the corn maze as his running mate.
Take off and nuke the site from space…it’s the only way to be sure. (wrong scifi movie, right sentiment)
AngryBlakGuy: right above the adorable little pine tree. You, sir or madam, are a visionary.
hockeymom:
Here you go: Paying My Respect To Sarah.
hockeymom: A full sized Palin made out of butter, I’d hit that.. TWICE (then die of a massive heart attack)
ivenson: Can’t we get someone to go photoshop that in RIGHT NOW? I’m looking at you Serolf Divad.
AngryBlakGuy: jolly green giant pr0n?
That corn field’s going to be worth a lot more when yup-yup’s yanked from the ticket… not unlike a painting after the painter has perished. (Alliteration intended)
And they say all the dangerous drugs are being done in the inner cities.
Field of Nightmares.
don’t worry, I’m working on a giant Joe Biden made out of popsicle sticks
No, you idiots! I said I wanted to see Sarah Palin in PORN!
Harold_Ignoramis: A Standing O for you, sir.
Serolf Divad: genius!
azw88: mmmm, lard.
NoWireHangers: They (the corn maze children) just have to figure out the trick. It is a straight line through the maze. In one ear and out the other.
Once again, I am totally embarrassed by the fact that I was born in Ohio.
slithy_tove: This is obviously the work of a huffer.
NoWireHangers:
Got you covered. Just look two posts above yours.
“Embarrassed for my country” in what way, Charlie?
RubberSoul: heh.
Serolf Divad: Brilliant.
Are they sure that’s not a pot field?
Why did the tard put in a pine tree? I mean, I like teh stupid but the pine tree is like saying, “I’m from the state that screwed the entire country in the last two elections!”
Reason 4,392 I moved away from Northwest Ohio. Dammit, metro Toledo!
Where’s the meth lab?
facehead: They’ve already figured that out … which is why they’ve retrieved Lindsay Graham’s anal probe.
No more of the sexytime for you, Senator. We’re in a crisis.
This guy had better mow in a rifle or SarahCornah will have no way to defend herself from the stalking eyes of Putin.
i love that there is a tree cut in the corn next to her
She looks like Gary Larson character.
Well, at least the only person who can see this is Cindy McCain flying over in her private jet.
Speaking of clueless Republicans, did anyone see Michele Bachmann on CNN last night? Bitch brought the CRAZY and did not bat an eye while talking about tax cuts and McCain’s legacy of championing deregulation on the Senate floor. Totally had the crazy eyes of a cheerleader on game day. She definitely drank the cool-aid and is going down with the ship as the violins play on the economic Titanic.
This really gives new meaning to the phrase “a mile wide and an inch deep.”
And no, that was not a vagina joke, kthxbai
tunamelt: Yes, you may be right. This has the acrid smell of airplane glue all over it.
TJBeck: And Putin. Don’t forget Putin.
BTW, Sarah Forever what? Preggers? Drunk? Stupid?
Nice job on the maze, Brad Hanson.
CrunchyKnee: That’s a question Track had to answer a gazillion times in high school, poor kid.
President Palin = APOCALYPSTICK!
Datsun510:
Goes nicely with Palintology.
BTW the 510 was a great car.
I tried to make a portrait of Moosilini with oil but stupid birds kept falling into it and dying. Why does nature hate freedom so much?
Serolf Divad: Awesome.
Datsun510: win.
Serolf Divad: heh
sleepy: YES! “Sarah America.” Its perfect! I’ve been trying to come up with a title for the tragicomic rock musical I’m writing, based on Caribou Barbie’s meteoric rise and (inevitable) fall.
Think “Hairspray” mashed up with “West Side Story,” with a little “Jesus Christ Superstar” mixed in and some really, horrible, painfully inept choreography. (Got big plans for the Witch Doctor exorcism scene - hint: Bobby Jindal cameo)
Anyway, I’m looking for financing for this. It’s gotta come together pretty quickly, I’m thinking it better be onstage by Nov. 2 or so.
Strangely enough, the corn has been sold to Russia, so the maze is as qualified to be a heart-beat from the Presidency as she is.
azw88: I thought it was some choice Alaskan Bud. The more I hear from her, the more I’m sure she and the “First Dude” burn through a lot.
RubberSoul: FTW
shortsshortsshorts: Win.
That maiz maze is retarded, uhh, something about ethanol…fuck. this woman has temporarily made me brain dead, I can’t even complete a thought.
RubberSoul: EXACTLY!
You know, I’m starting to get creeped out by the weirdness of everything McC and Palin touch. Maybe these are the End Times! Could it be that all those who believe in the End Times will be raptured away, and the rest of us can get on with living here on Earth, considerably advantaged by their absence? I’d like that.
Serolf Divad: Sweet!
Now, I made this for something else entirely, but it seems appropriate to post it in here:
CornCat Eating John McCain’s CornTeeth:
http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l430/PoliTacky/LOLitics/PoliTacky_McCain_Cornfusedzzz9.gif
holy crap! it works!
hi losers! IkeedIkeed…
Q:
What’s the difference between a rural hockey mom and an inner city basketball mom?
A:
Cornrows.
Oddly enough they picked a field that was unqualified to grow corn.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
This is great, except the “Children of the Corn” all have down-syndrome…
Some joke/pun about “E85″ that I can’t come up with right now…
Artist from Idaho, my ass - witches did this!
I heard about this on CNN last night. It was the first time I’ve heard the words “artist” and “tractor” used in the same sentence.
Being from Ohio, it’s bad enough she accepted the nomination in Dayton. I feel so violated.
someone should totally go dig a hole right in her forehead, except that would prolly get you thrown in prison.
ha ha! those aliens are dicks.
Let more going on in the corn field than her head. Only white house job she is suited for involves a red vest and school groups.
Norbert: There ain’t enough popsicle sticks in the ‘verse to adequately sculpt that man’s jaw muscles.
Well, I guess at least that explains why she knows literally nothing about anything involving American politics - she’s from outerspace.
If you pan out, the maize includes the lower half of her body. Her ass literaly is a corn hole.