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WTF?SAD COMMENTERS PLZ TRY AGAIN! Are you one of the unlucky people who never got your new commenter account working? Try again now! Some kind of secret fix has been done by the Experts somewhere. Thanks, and sorry.


11:31 AM on Fri September 26 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Lumberjack says at 11:37 am, September 26th, 2008

    ORLY?

  2. loquaciousmusic says at 11:37 am, September 26th, 2008

    But do we get our stars back? I mean “whore diamonds”?

  3. Tommy Says Soooo says at 11:41 am, September 26th, 2008

    I am Leo DiCaprio and I do not have to stand for this shit.

  4. Comments were down…?

  5. JeffGoldblum says at 11:46 am, September 26th, 2008

    Hey Ken,

    I think I speak for everyone when I say I appreciate all the posting you’ve done last night/this morning/this early morning/forever. And I know that Adderall is pretty awesome and everything, but you might want to crash out for a couple hours at some point. You know, to be fresh for the debate and whatever. Try some Tension Tamer tea.

    Love,
    Jeff Goldblum

  6. V572625694 says at 11:50 am, September 26th, 2008

    Andrew Sullivan says he has the most popular political blog ever created, and he doesn’t allow comments. What’s up w/that, Wonquette?

  7. Is this just some sort of insidious plot to bring back Tony the Tiger?

  8. Look Ken,

    I know Wonkette pays for my secret sound-proof commenting room which I sit in all day, BUT MY DIET SPRITE MUST BE SERVED AT ROOM TEMPERATURE OR ELSE I GET HIVES ON MY ANUS!!!! Any more problems and I’m calling my agent.. maybe POLITICO will show true appreciation for my commenting talents.

    Yours,
    facehead

  9. WhatTheHeck says at 11:54 am, September 26th, 2008

    Is that why I couldn’t comment using my commodore 64?

  10. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 11:59 am, September 26th, 2008

    Nuu! Don’t let Tony the Tiger come back! he sounds like one of those goddamned furries!

  11. Supernatural_Delegate says at 12:10 pm, September 26th, 2008

    Is it really working again?

  12. Ah, the Internets tubes were clogged again, eh!

    Johnny-Mac really laid giant turd that clogged it all up…

    Johnny, please take your Metamucil! Plumbers charge a ton of $$ to unclog the series of tubes!! Just ask Ted Stevens… oh, that’s right, he is stuck in Alaska, blaming his wife for his woes. (maybe SHE is to blame for the financial meltdown!)

  13. i hope you’ve fixed that little problem with the ’snark off’ button on my account…

    im getting awfully tired of not being funny…

  14. ThomasAllen says at 12:39 pm, September 26th, 2008

    I’m not so comfortable with this bailing out of failed commenters.

  15. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 12:47 pm, September 26th, 2008

    But remember, to be a Wonketeer, you must put America First!

    Still, nice to know the problem is fixed. I just assumed that anyone that hadn’t commented by this point was bitter and busy clinging to their guns and bibles.

  16. Is there some way to superimpose I AM A CONSTITUTION VOTER across our comments?

  17. OKLAHOMAjesus? says at 1:07 pm, September 26th, 2008

    Can I finally comment and spread the word of Jesus “RonPaul” Christ? God I have the red state blues.

  18. I’m a 1st Continental Congress voter!

  19. KublaKant says at 5:13 pm, September 26th, 2008

    My world is complete

  20. Does this mean I can finally change my pass word successfully?

  21. Pop Socket says at 5:49 pm, September 26th, 2008

    Trial by endurance. Just like the presidential campaign.

  22. NotLaughing says at 8:54 pm, September 26th, 2008

    I am protesting being thrown off

    http://wonkette.chatango.com/

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