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HELP US, GEORGE W., YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE? Oh dear lord, George W. Bush will be rolled out in a moment to speak about the Depression, again. Liveblogging will occur. [Associated Press]
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He is so reassuring.
Really, can anyone name one person who does not work in the White House who continues to give a fuck what he has to say? Can anyone name one person who DOES work in the White House and whose surname is not Bush or Perino who continues to give a fuck what he has to say?
Yay! Bushie/alien Blingee! Alien needs to glow more, though.
Douchebag
Shit, I will not turn the tee vees to see this putz. I will not/
This calls for a little musical interlude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8
Godless Liberal: I care. But only because I get to swear about him while looking at him, for a change.
Get him off the screen and put Paulson or Bernake up. They might actually KNOW something.
I’m taking bets on what kind of stimulant/depressant he will be on this morning. Bids?
Thank you Ken, for watching the douchetard over there so I don’t have to watch him over here…
DoctorCulturae: Xanax chased with vodka?
Is this on the internets anywhere? No TV for me…
DoctorCulturae: Xanax for the nerves. Percocet for the pain. Washed down with some Jack, natch. Cheney will be propping him up, behind the podium.
If His Maverickness pretends to be the Savior of this… shit will fly. As Letterman said this does not smell right.
“Risky moves?” I call bs.
YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, GEORGEY!
Tony Alamo is a pedophile? The things you learn from CNN while waiting for preznit.
I’d rather watch 20 minutes of Hank Paulson wearing a hairshirt and flogging himself with a cat-o-nine tails.
That alien picture is still the greatest one ever presented on Wonkette.
omg, every newsperson sounds like Wolf Blitzer….ugh.
Shrooms, I hope.
FMA: Great minds!
DoctorCulturae: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
pasty pasty face!
“We need a rescue plan.” THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! I feel so much better now.
Wow. That was IT?
DoctorCulturae:
I betting on a fist-full of fast acting 10mg Ritalin tabs and three quick shots of Wild Turkey.
It’ll make yuh see Jaysus.
DoctorCulturae:
WaMuthamphetimes
Freddy Crack
Fanny Mayrijuana
Beroin Sterns
LSDMorgan Chase
WTF was that???? 45 seconds and “it ain’t pretty”? That ought to put Wall Street at ease. What a fuckwad.
My live feed is broken!!! Dammit. Anyone else streaming besides CNN?
Mah fellow Amuricans,
Wall Street’s fucked. Hope that works out.
May God bless ya.
Wait. That was all? My feed isn’t broken? It’s just over?
Has someone prepared McConfused’s white horse and his chainmail pow outfit which he’ll gallantly mount. His magnificent steed will then fly, fly, fly to Oxford Mississississippippi a tasteful 35 minutes late.
His first words: “My friends I have saved the world from the apocalypse. Would anyone like a piece of cake?”
Both King George and McCorpse drive businesses or economies like they fly aircraft, they ignore the stall warnings and maintain the nose at negative pitch after the stall…until it hits the ground.
BWAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! Silly maroons. You people still don’t get it, do you???
IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!!
mattbolt: You’re like a little child who wanders into the room in the middle of a discussion, George.
You know, I almost feel sad for the guy. He’s just so clearly incapable of rising to any kind of Presidential greatness. There hasn’t been a single national disaster since he took office that he hasn’t completely biffed. I wish he’d just go get a new copy of My Pet Goat and spend the next several months mastering the challenging text. It would be easier to watch.