Wonkette
We’ve always known, in our hearts, that he was and is Walnuts! You’ve known it, even if you’re not always sure why this is the case. (Here’s why.) And now, finally, from the California GOP itself, here is the ultimate proof that crybaby coward John “Walnuts!” McCain is indeed the one true Walnut. (Click “more” for the big version.)
Thanks to our pal Commie Girl at LA CityBeat.
just stop it.
Life is good cause I’m laughing my ass off. Thanks Ken and Commie Girl.
For those who are lost, I believe the following video is the original source of the McCain/Walnuts connection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uuoyKKcAwU
chicken flavored pancakes!
mmmmmm, pancakes
The old coot has finally dropped the applesauce for good.
But this is obviously canceled because WALNUTS has suspended the campaign.
Pancake Breakfast * Elected Officials
Okay, California Republicans — one of the above items you should fry and eat, and the other you should ask serious policy questions of. Can you guess which is which? The answer may surprise you.
Why is California getting the finger in the small picture?
Country Fist!
As a born and raised elitist Murika-hatin’ San Francisco librul I feel kind of sorry for these morans when I see them out on the corner at street fairs and such, with their sad, sad ironing board tables and their popped collars, trying to find some Repugs to register to vote and give their stupid McLame stickers to. But then after a second I laugh and throw rocks at them.
What’s that gigantic penis doing on top of my state? WUT IS MY CITY DOING TO THIS PLACE?
These clowns can’t even spell their town name.
It’s “Walnutz.”
Hey, the whole ticket? That means Sarah’s on display pouring syrup on her pancakes.
At least they left the state blue, so it’s accurate.
Harry Reid thought he had reached a deal this morning on the Mega-Ultra-Super Bailout. But he added that negotiations were difficult and detailed, and would not benefit by a Prez-candidate photo op. So Walnuts puffed up his super-annuated carcass and flew off to Wash DC to kill the negotiations. And he did! That’s leadership, folks! Now the Republicans are running from Mc5.5 like Jamaican track stars.
Aw, the California Republican Party! How precious.
But, wait, WALNUTS! isn’t actually appearing in Walnut, is he? Because if he was, I would totally drive the million miles from LA to Walnut to get a picture of WALNUTS! in front of a Walnut sign! And, really, if I got that far, how hard would it be to get him to hold a bowl of walnuts? Or, even better: a box of McNuggets!
Dientes: There’s a chain here in Los Angeles called Roscoe’s House Of Chicken And Waffles, they do not have pancakes, but if they did, you can bet your ass they would pile a bunch of chicken on it:
http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/
The mac-n-cheese and sweet potatoes are awesome!
I like that a pancake breakfast takes precedence over “elected officials” of the Republican variety in California. Those also happen to be my priorities.