WALNUTS! Had Some Kinda Productive Day In Washington

The CNN lady just said, direct quote: "Most of McCain's day was spent on the phone in his office, trying to get the lay of the land, before going to the White House." What a productive impact! He spent all day asking other people what the fuck was even happening, and then he went to a delightful tea party. Did he put on pants today also? That's an achievement! And now he will go on all three network news shows to brag about his achievements during his suspended campaign. [ Jonathan Martin ]