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HALPERIN: MCCAIN HAS UNFORTUNATELY TIMED ERECTION

Oh sure it’s an old joke, mispronouncing House minority leader John Boehner’s last name (it’s really pronounced “Choire”). But still: ha ha, “penis.” Halperin YOU SCALAWAG, you totally had this in mind. [The Page]


3:31 PM on Thu September 25 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. I want the picture of Boehner smoking after this encounter.

  2. McCain climes on Hill, shuddering with no bohner.

  3. ManchuCandidate says at 3:35 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Walnuts better not be 5 1/2 day man because a boner that long hurts (no experience, but I’ve been told! I swear!)

  4. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:36 pm, September 25th, 2008

    …a man has to stay warm somehow!

  5. ABitOfACommunist says at 3:36 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Five and a half inches.

  6. And I’ll bet he still hasn’t read the effing plan.

  7. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 3:38 pm, September 25th, 2008

    yes, and if your Boehner lasts more than four hours … well.

  8. Noodle Salad says at 3:39 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Huddling? That’s not what a Commander in Chief does with his Boehner. Get yourself a new flight suit, Walnuts, or at least an intern.

  9. BillyClubb says at 3:40 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Why shouldn’t Walnuts! be huddling with Boehner? At his age he probably doesn’t see Boehner that much anymore…

  10. Nowhere does it say that we’re talking about McCain’s Boehner… Larry Craig’s, still in the Senate, ain’t he?

  11. Serolf Divad says at 3:44 pm, September 25th, 2008

    The accompanying Mark Halprin video is hilarious. He seems to be delivering his update from a hippy vegetarian cafe during open mike Thursday.

  12. oh, McCain is arriving at the Whitehouse . . waist down description? Can anyone confirm this story? damn radio.

  13. They don’t call him “ole Priapus” for nothing.

  14. A boehner is probably what made him choose Palin.

  15. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:46 pm, September 25th, 2008

    This erection is not going very well for McCain.

  16. shortsshortsshorts: ha ha. yes.

  17. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 3:48 pm, September 25th, 2008

    McCain on the Hill, huddling with Boehner,
    Craig in the stall, doing more of the same.
    Davis wishing to hide that Freddie Mac was his big donor
    While Palins try to kill them all from high up in a plane.

  18. Cogito Ergo Bibo says at 3:49 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Advocatus_Diaboli: Dammit! You beat me to it.

  19. shortsshortsshorts: Old Joke:

    Did you hear about the Asian city where half the population have cataracts?

    Really?

    Yeah, and the rest of them drive Hondas.

  20. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:53 pm, September 25th, 2008

    …I can think of several titles that would be worse!

    -McCain stands with Boehner

    -McCain hammers Boehner

    -Palin meets Boehner

    etc.

  21. Delicious says at 3:54 pm, September 25th, 2008

    How do you pronounce “Choire?” Like “Cher?”

  22. AngryBlakGuy: How about: McCain arrives on Hill with Boehner

  23. AngryBlakGuy: McCain consults with Boehner.

  24. OK. They post this, but not Reuters/Drudge’s -fabulous- “FBI Probes Fannie” headline of a couple days ago???

  25. Canuckledragger says at 4:13 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Yeah, but I hear from all the “big poles” that Juan has electile dysfunction. That’s why he picked Bible Spice, to “harden his base” and “firm up his support” and “give his campaign some balls,” etc. You tellin’ me that he coulda haz a Boehner any old time, just by going up the Hill?

    I think there’s some long hikes in my immediate future.

  26. sati demise says at 4:16 pm, September 25th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: McCain and Boehner clash with Bush

  27. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 4:17 pm, September 25th, 2008

    McCain to Check Out Boehner’s Position

    McCain Slated to Meet with Boehner

    McCain/Boehner: “Let’s Have At It”

  28. bitchincamaro says at 4:24 pm, September 25th, 2008

    sati demise: McCain Breaks Bread With Boehner

  29. yellowbug says at 4:27 pm, September 25th, 2008

    I saw this headline and thought maybe I should bring it to Wonkette’s attention for the good of my fellow Americans. But then I got distracted and forgot about it, because I don’t really care about my fellow Americans that much. So I’m glad you found it without my help. :)

  30. Clancy_Pants says at 4:30 pm, September 25th, 2008

    If you’re taking nitrates for chest pain that Boehner could cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure.

  31. gurukalehuru says at 4:31 pm, September 25th, 2008

    McCain Receives Boehner. Boehner Backs McCain. or the ever-popular “all Republicans like buttsecks”

  32. Sgt. Semanski says at 4:31 pm, September 25th, 2008

    They have changed it to “McCain Huddles with Boehner on Hill,” just to rile the Clintontards!

  33. Noodle Salad: Tailhook! Get McCain a TAILHOOK!

  34. lawrenceofthedesert says at 4:36 pm, September 25th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: Confucius say, “Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”

    There are no old jokes; when properly aged, they become “folklore.” Thank you for your archival research. It meshed perfectly with the gleefully third grade level of this posting.

  35. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:40 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Monkey: S.Luggo: sati demise: …”McCain to Boehner: Drill baby drill!”

  36. HuskyMescan says at 4:46 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Hahaha! McCain and Davis have done this before in 2000:

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2000/02/28/MN62687.DTL&hw=mccain+opinsky&sn=001&sc=1000 - “McCain Backs Out of Debate In California”

    Someone should show McCain the series of tubes.

  37. Harvey Birdman says at 4:54 pm, September 25th, 2008

    So McCain pals around with Boehner, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell and Mark Buse.

    Hmm, I say.

  38. Listen, you silly boner-brains, as a gay-American, I resent your sophomoric, homophobic comments. So what if Grandad and the Only Semi-Hot Repubican in Congress huddled? Is that so wrong?

    I just hope McQuain was the top or we’re all screwed.

  39. Harvey Birdman: No, eewwwww, I say.

  40. PS - have you all noticed how SHORT & STUBBY Johnny Boy’s fingers are? No wonder Cindy does drugs.

  41. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 6:00 pm, September 25th, 2008

    Please, McCain hasn’t had a Boehner since Cindy made him get rid of his Vietnamese Dominatrix.

  42. It’s not mispronouncing it. We don’t say “Boeing Airplane” as “Baying Airplane”.

  43. AngryBlakGuy: “Eruption on the Hill from McCain, Boehner”?

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