Oh sure it’s an old joke, mispronouncing House minority leader John Boehner’s last name (it’s really pronounced “Choire”). But still: ha ha, “penis.” Halperin YOU SCALAWAG, you totally had this in mind. [The Page]
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September 25, 2008
HALPERIN: MCCAIN HAS UNFORTUNATELY TIMED ERECTION
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I want the picture of Boehner smoking after this encounter.
McCain climes on Hill, shuddering with no bohner.
Walnuts better not be 5 1/2 day man because a boner that long hurts (no experience, but I’ve been told! I swear!)
…a man has to stay warm somehow!
Five and a half inches.
And I’ll bet he still hasn’t read the effing plan.
yes, and if your Boehner lasts more than four hours … well.
Huddling? That’s not what a Commander in Chief does with his Boehner. Get yourself a new flight suit, Walnuts, or at least an intern.
Why shouldn’t Walnuts! be huddling with Boehner? At his age he probably doesn’t see Boehner that much anymore…
Nowhere does it say that we’re talking about McCain’s Boehner… Larry Craig’s, still in the Senate, ain’t he?
The accompanying Mark Halprin video is hilarious. He seems to be delivering his update from a hippy vegetarian cafe during open mike Thursday.
oh, McCain is arriving at the Whitehouse . . waist down description? Can anyone confirm this story? damn radio.
They don’t call him “ole Priapus” for nothing.
A boehner is probably what made him choose Palin.
This erection is not going very well for McCain.
[re=108414]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: ha ha. yes.
McCain on the Hill, huddling with Boehner,
Craig in the stall, doing more of the same.
Davis wishing to hide that Freddie Mac was his big donor
While Palins try to kill them all from high up in a plane.
[re=108378]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Dammit! You beat me to it.
[re=108414]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Old Joke:
Did you hear about the Asian city where half the population have cataracts?
Really?
Yeah, and the rest of them drive Hondas.
…I can think of several titles that would be worse!
-McCain stands with Boehner
-McCain hammers Boehner
-Palin meets Boehner
etc.
How do you pronounce “Choire?” Like “Cher?”
[re=108438]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: How about: McCain arrives on Hill with Boehner
[re=108438]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: McCain consults with Boehner.
OK. They post this, but not Reuters/Drudge’s -fabulous- “FBI Probes Fannie” headline of a couple days ago???
Why don’t these two just get a room? http://markhalperin.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/mccainlieberman.jpg?w=360&h=235
Yeah, but I hear from all the “big poles” that Juan has electile dysfunction. That’s why he picked Bible Spice, to “harden his base” and “firm up his support” and “give his campaign some balls,” etc. You tellin’ me that he coulda haz a Boehner any old time, just by going up the Hill?
I think there’s some long hikes in my immediate future.
[re=108438]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: McCain and Boehner clash with Bush
McCain to Check Out Boehner’s Position
McCain Slated to Meet with Boehner
McCain/Boehner: “Let’s Have At It”
[re=108509]sati demise[/re]: McCain Breaks Bread With Boehner
I saw this headline and thought maybe I should bring it to Wonkette’s attention for the good of my fellow Americans. But then I got distracted and forgot about it, because I don’t really care about my fellow Americans that much. So I’m glad you found it without my help.
If you’re taking nitrates for chest pain that Boehner could cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure.
McCain Receives Boehner. Boehner Backs McCain. or the ever-popular “all Republicans like buttsecks”
They have changed it to “McCain Huddles with Boehner on Hill,” just to rile the Clintontards!
[re=108385]Noodle Salad[/re]: Tailhook! Get McCain a TAILHOOK!
[re=108414]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Confucius say, “Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”
There are no old jokes; when properly aged, they become “folklore.” Thank you for your archival research. It meshed perfectly with the gleefully third grade level of this posting.
[re=108449]Monkey[/re]: [re=108485]S.Luggo[/re]: [re=108509]sati demise[/re]: …”McCain to Boehner: Drill baby drill!”
Hahaha! McCain and Davis have done this before in 2000:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2000/02/28/MN62687.DTL&hw=mccain+opinsky&sn=001&sc=1000 – “McCain Backs Out of Debate In California”
Someone should show McCain the series of tubes.
So McCain pals around with Boehner, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell and Mark Buse.
Hmm, I say.
Listen, you silly boner-brains, as a gay-American, I resent your sophomoric, homophobic comments. So what if Grandad and the Only Semi-Hot Repubican in Congress huddled? Is that so wrong?
I just hope McQuain was the top or we’re all screwed.
[re=108601]Harvey Birdman[/re]: No, eewwwww, I say.
PS – have you all noticed how SHORT & STUBBY Johnny Boy’s fingers are? No wonder Cindy does drugs.
Please, McCain hasn’t had a Boehner since Cindy made him get rid of his Vietnamese Dominatrix.
It’s not mispronouncing it. We don’t say “Boeing Airplane” as “Baying Airplane”.
[re=108438]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: “Eruption on the Hill from McCain, Boehner”?
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