HEH  2:46 pm September 25, 2008

It’s That Damnable New Yorker Satire Cover Again!

by Jim Newell

Here is the new New Yorker cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring your two pretend satire boyfriends, Colbert and Stewart. Is this one of their many jokes, this offensive SMUT? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT THE STUPIDS WON’T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE? Blah blah blah. [Entertainment Weekly]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 51 comments }

obfuscator September 25, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Shit that’s funny.

Tybalt September 25, 2008 at 2:49 pm

They actually failed to make Jon Stewart look smug enough. I didn’t think that was possible much less where he’s supposed to be trying to look smug.

CivicHoliday September 25, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Steward looks like he escaped from a mental hospital in that picture. And Colbert? Well, lets just say, girl, oh noes you dinnit!

grendel September 25, 2008 at 2:50 pm

If they really loved America there would be an American flag in that fireplace. Commie elitists.

Lascauxcaveman September 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm

I wonder if they fought over who got to wear that amazing ‘fro wig.

A sign that Colbert is now Top Dog?

Vanity Smurf September 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Who knew Colbert could rock a ‘fro like that?

Hamster September 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Damn I miss cable. Stupid-ass economy, fuck you.

AngryBlakGuy September 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm

…FAKE: Colbert is missing the black fist hair pick!

ihasasad September 25, 2008 at 2:53 pm

OH – MY – GODS. Colbert is GORGEOUS!

Serolf Divad September 25, 2008 at 2:53 pm

It’s OK, the bitters knew Stewart and Colbert were gay homosexual America haters, even as they tune in each eve at 11:00 to laugh at a bunch of jokes they mostly don’t get.

Terry September 25, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Colbert should consider keeping that hairdo. The man rocks a big ‘fro.

AngryBlakGuy September 25, 2008 at 2:53 pm

…and ironically, John Stewart(Jewish) is playing a Muslim.

StripesAndPlaids September 25, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Satirist Fist Jab?

sanantonerose September 25, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Colbert is the only one who can pull off the ‘fro. So damn sexy.

The Gordo September 25, 2008 at 2:54 pm

I heart Colbert and Stewart.

magic titty September 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm

Stephen Colbert’s sassy face is sort of epic.

columnv September 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm

[re=108177]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: and he’s wearing muslin!

Harvey Birdman September 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm

Ugh, this is reminding me I have to think about a Halloween costume.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm

That ‘fro is beyond awesome. Oh, Steven. Be mine.

ihasasad September 25, 2008 at 2:56 pm

[re=108177]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: But he’s married to a Catholic so doesn’t that work somehow?

AngryBlakGuy September 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm

…no self respecting black guy slings a AK-47 over his back. We always tuck them into our pant and fire them side ways!

And yes I do know you cant tuck an AK into your pants, its called “grasping for straws”.

PoliTacky September 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm

[re=108170]Hamster[/re]: You can watch DS and CR on hulu…

Hairy Reed September 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm

[re=108170]Hamster[/re]: hulu.com, my friend

shortsshortsshorts September 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm

[re=108170]Hamster[/re]: Fuck TV. The INTERWEBZ holds da KEYS 2 FREEEDOM.

Hairy Reed September 25, 2008 at 3:00 pm

[re=108196]PoliTacky[/re]: Oh, you beat me.

Monkey September 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm

[re=108195]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: It’s a black woman.

AngryBlakGuy September 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm

…they should have added a black “booty” dancer to play Michelle and a woman in a burka behind Stewart.

facehead September 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm

[re=108170]Hamster[/re]:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/

http://www.colbertnation.com/home

Live long and prosper.

AnnieGetYourFun September 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm

[re=108168]Vanity Smurf[/re]: I’ve always suspected that Colbert was insanely gay. Not that I wouldn’t fuck him ten ways from Sunday, but… totes queer.

Tawmn September 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm

This made my entire week!

Miller September 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm

I can’t even tell who this is supposed to be racist towards. Muslims, Jews, Blacks, Whites, TV hosts, fireplace enthusiasts? Give me a conduit to channel my hate at EW! I need to feel outrage again.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Monkey September 25, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Entertainment Weekly just lost their backwoods trailer-trash 12 percent racist paranoid readers.

WIDTAP September 25, 2008 at 3:07 pm

STEWART: That’s why I don’t excuse what I guess you’d call the satiro-industrial complex from culpability.

Take that Ken, Sarah and Jim! Jon holds you culpable! You, shortsshortsshorts and AngryBlackGuy.

The rest of us are just innocent bystanders.

Vanity Smurf September 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm

[re=108218]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Oh, I’ll take him. I bet he’s a screamer too.

Biden Time September 25, 2008 at 3:14 pm

[re=108161]grendel[/re]: Srsly. Cop out!

PoliTacky September 25, 2008 at 3:14 pm

[re=108201]Hairy Reed[/re]: jinx!

I just found out about hulu about a month ago and mainly use it for TV shows I miss by not having cable: Where I live, I can’t get a dish ‘cuz my building doesn’t allow them, and I only have 1 choice for cable: Time/Warner, who gets sued repeatedly for their shitty service and has only 3 craptastic “packages” to “choose” from, so, uh, screw that.

Wonk's Adventure September 25, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Stewart: “The press is 6-year-olds playing soccer; nobody has a position, it’s just “Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Sarah Palin has the ball!” [Mimes a mob running after her.] Because they can only cover one thing.”

anyone else now have a mental image of wolf blitzer’s face on a six-year-old’s body, complete with a beard and microphone?

Totowa September 25, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Who needs them when we got Wonkette. Much funnier. Hope they don’t steal their jokes from this blog!

magic titty September 25, 2008 at 3:25 pm

[re=108283]Totowa[/re]: I actually think some of them come from here. I’m not kidding.

PoliTacky September 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm

[re=108283]Totowa[/re]: [re=108313]magic titty[/re]: We should all get a little PayPal ‘donate’ button next to our names so we can get paid for all the jokes people steal from here. Kimmel is the worst, I’ve seen him rip off Wonkette jokes down to the punctuation marks.

lilblackcorvette September 25, 2008 at 3:38 pm

ok. this is going to offend some people. After watching those old white guys standing around at that podium, they just showed Barry and his crew going in his Senate office. they just look like “We got this shit on lock!” Like sho’ nuff regulators!

AngryBlakGuy September 25, 2008 at 3:43 pm

[re=108222]WIDTAP[/re]: …hey, hey, hey I haven’t taken my meds in months! Leave me out of this!

Dailyfare September 25, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Now that’s funny! That’s satire! The original cover – not so much.

Dailyfare September 25, 2008 at 4:09 pm

Colbert actually looks coquettish. Who’da thunk?

BobLoblawLawBlog September 25, 2008 at 4:21 pm

[re=108174]ihasasad[/re]: I was just thinking the same thing. And also, once again, wondering if Jon Stewart ever makes any other faces ever. Yeesh, and I used to be so in love with him when he was rocking the acid wash on “You Wrote It You Watch It.”
Colbert, though…say it softly and it’s almost like praying.

Oh hell to the no September 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm

[re=108157]Tybalt[/re]: Oh, I dunno. They both seem real uppity in that picture.

rocktonsammy September 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm

those two always seem to be trying to hard to be something.

Can’t wait for Reno 911 to return, now theres funny.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 25, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Can you imagine the sex between the two of them after the photo shoot?

S. Cullen Bonz September 25, 2008 at 7:55 pm

[re=108716]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: They would have to be skinny people because there is not a lot of space between Colbert and Stewart for people to have sex in.

pixiestyx September 25, 2008 at 8:53 pm

Oh, shut the f*&k up! We love them lots and y’all know it. If anyone wants to piss on ‘em, well you’re just jealous. After all, who among you Wonkette posters doesn’t possess a little bit o’ smugness? Or a lot (and that’s okay, really!!)?

Smacksipad September 25, 2008 at 9:06 pm

[re=108170]Hamster[/re]: http://www.indecision2008.com

also available on hulu. you’re welcome.

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