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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined Wonkette.com in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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  1. Tybalt

    They actually failed to make Jon Stewart look smug enough. I didn’t think that was possible much less where he’s supposed to be trying to look smug.

  2. CivicHoliday

    Steward looks like he escaped from a mental hospital in that picture. And Colbert? Well, lets just say, girl, oh noes you dinnit!

  3. Lascauxcaveman

    I wonder if they fought over who got to wear that amazing ‘fro wig.

    A sign that Colbert is now Top Dog?

  4. Serolf Divad

    It’s OK, the bitters knew Stewart and Colbert were gay homosexual America haters, even as they tune in each eve at 11:00 to laugh at a bunch of jokes they mostly don’t get.

  5. AngryBlakGuy

    …no self respecting black guy slings a AK-47 over his back. We always tuck them into our pant and fire them side ways!

    And yes I do know you cant tuck an AK into your pants, its called “grasping for straws”.

  6. AngryBlakGuy

    …they should have added a black “booty” dancer to play Michelle and a woman in a burka behind Stewart.

  7. AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=108168]Vanity Smurf[/re]: I’ve always suspected that Colbert was insanely gay. Not that I wouldn’t fuck him ten ways from Sunday, but… totes queer.


    STEWART: That’s why I don’t excuse what I guess you’d call the satiro-industrial complex from culpability.

    Take that Ken, Sarah and Jim! Jon holds you culpable! You, shortsshortsshorts and AngryBlackGuy.

    The rest of us are just innocent bystanders.

  9. PoliTacky

    [re=108201]Hairy Reed[/re]: jinx!

    I just found out about hulu about a month ago and mainly use it for TV shows I miss by not having cable: Where I live, I can’t get a dish ‘cuz my building doesn’t allow them, and I only have 1 choice for cable: Time/Warner, who gets sued repeatedly for their shitty service and has only 3 craptastic “packages” to “choose” from, so, uh, screw that.

  10. Wonk's Adventure

    Stewart: “The press is 6-year-olds playing soccer; nobody has a position, it’s just “Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Sarah Palin has the ball!” [Mimes a mob running after her.] Because they can only cover one thing.”

    anyone else now have a mental image of wolf blitzer’s face on a six-year-old’s body, complete with a beard and microphone?

  11. PoliTacky

    [re=108283]Totowa[/re]: [re=108313]magic titty[/re]: We should all get a little PayPal ‘donate’ button next to our names so we can get paid for all the jokes people steal from here. Kimmel is the worst, I’ve seen him rip off Wonkette jokes down to the punctuation marks.

  12. lilblackcorvette

    ok. this is going to offend some people. After watching those old white guys standing around at that podium, they just showed Barry and his crew going in his Senate office. they just look like “We got this shit on lock!” Like sho’ nuff regulators!

  13. BobLoblawLawBlog

    [re=108174]ihasasad[/re]: I was just thinking the same thing. And also, once again, wondering if Jon Stewart ever makes any other faces ever. Yeesh, and I used to be so in love with him when he was rocking the acid wash on “You Wrote It You Watch It.”
    Colbert, though…say it softly and it’s almost like praying.

  14. rocktonsammy

    those two always seem to be trying to hard to be something.

    Can’t wait for Reno 911 to return, now theres funny.

  15. S. Cullen Bonz

    [re=108716]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: They would have to be skinny people because there is not a lot of space between Colbert and Stewart for people to have sex in.

  16. pixiestyx

    Oh, shut the f*&k up! We love them lots and y’all know it. If anyone wants to piss on ‘em, well you’re just jealous. After all, who among you Wonkette posters doesn’t possess a little bit o’ smugness? Or a lot (and that’s okay, really!!)?

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