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Alaskan waterhead Sarah Palin went to Ground Zero! She is really enjoying her first trip to a city, and also probably saw MAMMA MIA and The Lion King, which she found “too liberal.” And you know what’s super-duper tall? The Empire State Building, that’s what! They don’t make ‘em like that in Wasilla, where the tallest building is a Taco Bell arch. Anyway, let’s look at the transcript of Palin’s very brief, very embarrassing bit of give and take with the poor reporters who have to follow this idiot around New York and finally got to holler four questions today.
We will not take the easy way out, here; what follows is the entire transcript of her first-ever taking of questions from the press corps, with our comments. Why didn’t we just cherry pick a few extra-dumb sentences and hit “publish”? Because it’s all extra dumb.
Your new vice president of vapidity, Mrs. Palin, started off with some numbskull grade-school-vacation recitation they must’ve hammered into her big-haired head all night long, Gitmo style:
“Every American student needs to come through this area so that, especially this younger generation of Americans is, to be in a position of never forgetting what happened here and never repeating, never allowing a repeat of what happened here.”
If she learned anything at the Idaho community college of local sports commentary, it’s “filling air time.” Exactly like the infamous airhead Miss Teen South Carolina, Palin has been coached to mindlessly say phrases such as “younger generations of Americans” and to dully repeat variations of any vaguely familiar phrase she stumbles upon: “never forgetting,” “never repeating,” “never allowing a repeat,” etc. This is called “autism.”
She continues:
“I wish every American would come through here. I wish every world leader would come through here, and understand what it is that took place here and more importantly how America came together and united to commit to never allowing this to happen again.”
It’s a sweet platitude, and wouldn’t come off quite so dim if “every world leader” hadn’t already paid their respects at Ground Zero, about seven years ago, when Palin hadn’t yet learned New York was part of the United States.
“And just to hear and from and see these good New Yorkers who are rebuilding not just this are but helping to rebuild America has been very, very inspiring and encouraging. These are the good Americans who are committed to peace and security and its been an absolute honor getting to meet these folks today.”
Leave it to someone who has never seen a skyscraper before this week to think the ugly hole left by the World Trade Center’s destruction seven years ago is “inspiring and encouraging.” It’s a sad monument to everything America can’t do anymore.
And now, her first “unscripted” answer to a reporter:
CNN: On the topic of never letting this happen again, do you agree with the way the Bush administration has handled the war on terrorism, is there anything you would do differently?
A: I agree with the Bush administration that we take the fight to them. We never again let them come onto our soil and try to destroy not only our democracy, but communities like the community of New York. Never again. So yes, I do agree with taking the fight to the terrorists and stopping them over there.
Ugh. Not even George W. Bush trots out the “taking the fight to the terrorists” bullshit about Iraq these days, does he? Also, again with the mindless repetition of whatever word her pea brain stumbles upon: “communities like the community,” etc.
Also: Does she really believe immigrants and visitors from Iraq and Afghanistan are not allowed to “come onto our soil”? Probably.
POLITICO: Do you think our presence in Iraq and Afghanistan and our continued presence there is inflaming Islamic extremists?
A: I think our presence in Iraq and Afghanistan will lead to further security of our nation, again, because the mission is to take the fight over there. Do not let them come over here and attempt again what they accomplished here, and that was some destruction. terrible destruction on that day. But since September 11, Americans uniting and rebuilding and committing to never letting that happen again.
Ha ha, 9/11 was “some destruction.” And again with the autistic repetition, “some destruction. Terrible destruction.” Luckily, she will stick to the mission, “the mission is to take the fight over there,” in Iraq, where 9/11 happened so long ago on September 11.
POLITICO: Do you support the reelection bids of embattled Alaska Republicans, Rep. Don Young and Sen. Ted Stevens?
A: Ted Stevens’ trial started a couple days ago. We’ll see where that goes.
POLITICO: Are you gong to vote for them?
[no answer.]
Palin actually ran Ted Stevens’ 527 fund-raising operation, begged for the “Bridge to Nowhere” earmarks, loves Ted Stevens, and, uh, believes Stevens’ trial started “a couple of days ago.” Opening arguments began this morning.
JERSEY JOURNAL: What do you think of bailout package before congress?
A: I don’t support that until the provisions that Sen. McCain has offered are implemented in Paulson’s proposals.
Translation: “I have no idea what’s in the bailout package, and neither does McCain, and I wouldn’t understand a word of it if you read Paulson’s proposal to me right now.”
Palin takes questions from press corps for first time [CNN Political Ticker]
All I got from the interview was sound of the wind whistling from between her ears.
This is way more offensive than anything any of us have ever said about her vagina.
this is the best America can do. She’s George W^151461.
Mista Layne you seem to haz the bitterz. In a good way.
So, McCain is providing provisions to a proposal he hasn’t read yet?
…but communities like the community of New York.
Times Square circa 1983 was a great time and place to experience the community of New York!
Ohi nu yrk! Luv yer 9/11 hole! Kthxbi!
“Governor Palin, I have just one question… oh never-mind, your response will be probably be so insipid no-one will believe me when I say ‘Yeah, that’s what she said!’“.
…ugh, soooo many run-on sentences, I am now dumber for having read this.
My 7th grade English teacher is rolling over in her grave.
What a dumb fucking cunt (Palin, not my English teacher).
What a dimwitted witch. can’t we just elect Stalin or something? Jeebus.
But . . . but . . . Hacky Mam!!
She can’t even parrot back her talking points. She’s truly pitiful.
Sarah has a sad bout communites and terribles…
She is a verbal mobius strip.
You know, seeing it in writing, she sounds just like Dubya. Stupid.
…someone should have asked her about the effect of lower interests rates on the default swap loans and derivatives markets!
For me, noticing that Bible Spice when she talks, talking, in a way that completing sentences. Verbs are things that talking sentences. Should have.
Aw, give the GILF a break; she’s not actually lying, she doesn’t know anything.
She’s still quite appealing, if she can just keep her mouth shut. Gawd, that voice! Please, just don’t ask her anymore questions.
WHY WHY WHY isn’t the 4th estate — and yes, I meanyou too, Wonkettes — pointing out that the Iraqis and “Afghans” didn’t come over here to so anything terrible, except maybe invest in the stock market. The 9/11 terrorists were almost all from our good friendly Saudi Arabia.
And by the way, do you remember which nation was the first to offer sympathy and aid to us after that terrible day?
Iran.
Yeah. Remember that. It’ll be in the exit interview.
columnv: But she shows us that anyone can be President! Literally. Anyone. As long as they are white, and “family oriented” (against the gays and those uppity feminists with their baby-killing), and “charming” (facially symmetrical).
Wow — the “no answer” was the most intelligent, articulate one of the lot. No wonder they try to get her to answer all her questions that way.
Her words, in print, make my brain explode. Such as.
I hope they got a picture of her posing in front of ground zero wearing one of them foam Statue of Liberty crowns.
Microsoft Word would be a better VP candidate. At least it knows synonyms for “destruction” and has a halfway decent grammar check on it. On the up side at least she isn’t a robot.
I am so scared right now. Seriously thinking about moving to a different community, possibly the community of the Canada.
Every American student needs to come through this area so that, especially this younger generation of Americans is, to be in a position of never forgetting what happened here and never repeating, never allowing a repeat of what happened here.”
How many prepositions in one sentence are legal? I pray we get this bailout thing done so the bitters can start seeing this dolt for what she is (while the Chinese send rockets to Uranus)
THAT’S called giving answers?
Sounds to me like an excellent regurgitation of talking point.
…Anyone else listening to Nirvana’s “Rape Me” right now…?
There are a few things America should never forget. One of them would be electing Morons. It doesn’t seem some 50% of Americans have yet connected 8 years of a Moron Administration with the current economic, environmental, and international meltdowns. It also appears these same Americans may elect a Moron again. But then again, how do you “forget” what you never really knew? In conclusion, America is fucked.
…can you imagine if Sarah Palin and “W” had kids? Their kids would be so dumb, that they would literally project retardedness onto anyone within a 1/4 mile radius!
Boy, she’s a lot dumber than I thought she’d be.
RICK DAVIS: “Do not say you’re voting for Ted Stevens.”
GLASSES!: “Okie-dokie.”
RICK DAVIS: “Seriously, swear to me. Swear you won’t say you’re voting for Ted Stevens.”
GLASSES!: “I will not say that.”
I need Wonkette to tell me whether I should pay attention to these “Biden out, Clinton in” rumors.
Feeling intellectually superior to her was only amusing for, like, 10 minutes. Now, it’s like I’ve eaten all the pecans, almonds and cashews and I’m down to unblanched peanuts.
springfield_meltdown:
True, robots would not be programmed to charge victims for a rape test.
And 56 million plus Americans will vote for this ticket.
I can haz suicide now?
I think it’s time for the flying penis copter to appear at her next public event.
Maybe she can get her African witch doctor to bless the sacred holy lands of downtown Manhattan.
Um, is New York not a real democracy? Why isn’t included in our electoral system, Sarah?
Sound like this was 5 questions too many. She really has that beauty competition tic of repeating a logical phrase or word over and over again until it fits into whatever bullshit you’re trying to string together.
Can she be suspended from the campaign? Like, full-time.
Wow, now I know that anything is possible…. if you want it badly enough, even your turds could be vice-president!
magic titty: I’m more partial to “Eve of Destruction”.
“He’s the maverick!”
magic titty:
I was sorta thinking “Won’t get Fooled Again” by The Who
Destruction, terrible destruction. Must take destruction to them, before they do again. Destruction bad. communities. America. Inspiring.
All that’s missing is a Reagan reference. I think we’ve seen the entire GOP vocabulary there. What more questions do you need America? Go wave your flags and shout USA, USA, USA s’more ’til you get it.
I think we need to deal with the fact that we, as a nation, or at least as part of a nation, like maybe half of a nation, the bigger half even, WANT to be governed by retarded people. It makes us feel better about how we’re slightly retarded too. We want a grumpy old shit head who will fly into a tard rage whenever his juice and crackers are endangered, break a plastic chair, then dutifully stand in the corner for his time out, maybe napping before that time out is even over. We want the girl with the drool problem, the one who has never said anything coherent in her brief life but enjoys babbling whenever she’s allowed near adults. Put them in the big house, give them the check book and the missile codes! It makes us feel better about how we locked the keys in the apartment and are probably going to have our car repossessed. At least we’re not as dumb as America’s Next Top Retards.
I’m sorry I wrote all that. I actually love retarded ppl and I shouldn’t use the challenges they face as a tool for mocking the gop ticket. I hope that any care-givers who read wonkette comments will forgive me. (Hitting submit anyway)
“some destruction” reminds me of “some pig” from Charlotte’s Web. Why does everything come back to the pigs!
Look, it’s New York. Can’t Hillary just bitch-slap her?
ABitOfACommunist: You’re forgetting the “Biden out, Obama out, McCain out, Palin’s such a great person to have a beer with demographic.
i am just waiting for the moment that some reporter or senator or whomever just flips the fuck out and punches her in the face. i mean, after 8 years of having to listen to george bush painfully butcher english, not make any fucking sense, not actually answer any of the questions posed, AND do it in a goddamned obnoxious accent- i mean, that pressure’s just building. i’m surprised katie couric didn’t rip her throat out with her bare hands.
ABitOfACommunist: I’m gonna say no? Just… ’cause?
All seriousness, I don’t see it happening. I don’t think Barry is even willing to entertain the idea that they could work together, and there’s no reason to replace even the Incredible Gaffing Biden when you’re ahead in the race and you’re in the last 40 days of the election.
She’s a walking LOLCat.
NoWireHangers: We just need a massive global economic collapse and prolonged depression and wars to thin out the ranks of the stupid a little. If they vote for it themselves… so be it.
So…this is the best and brightest the Republican party has in its leadership cadre. This is the very top of the pecking order and represent the pinnacle of political evolution which they are pinning their hope, their dreams, and our $700 BILLION upon. America, we are so SCREWED! All we can do is grab our collective ankles and hope it’s over quickly.
Rush: 4tehlulz: “After Laughter (Comes Tears)”
Ah but this article has the best comments ever! One “Groucho” responding to some mention of the dumbass Alaska secessionist movement thing:
Listen up, liberal. Secessionism is a term used by arrogant elitists from New York to malign the patriotism of Confederates during the War of Norther Aggression.
If folks in Alaska want to dissolve their ties with the USA, that’s their business. Haven’t you ever heard of states’ rights?
I’m sure if Obama’s wife was a secessionist the liberal media wouldn’t say a word about it.
He had to end there so he could readjust the onion he’d tied to his belt.
I almost feel sorry for her having to go up against Biden in the debates.
Wait…no I don’t.
Instead of Joe Biden, they should send a rock to debate her. It’s the only way to keep it fair.
Watch this, and substitute “Ms. Palin” for “Mr. Madison”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA
When is Ashton Kutcher going to take off his John McCain mask and reveal to us that this entire election has been an elaborate episode of “Punk’d”?
I want The Maverick to slap the glasses off her face with his shriveled penis.
morepunkthanyou: Join me in Lima, Peru, perhaps? Check out the currency exchange and how much you can live on in a month. Sweeet. Plus, it has beautiful beaches. http://www.expatperu.com/eperu.php#3a
magic titty: I’d like to program “That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore” by The Smiths into the mixtape, thnx.
Someone should ask her if she supports English as our national language
Y’know, I didn’t get it before, but after the eighth reiteration of “never again,” I have concluded that Sarah Palin is OPPOSED to another terrorist attack on American soil.
But I could be wrong. Maybe she’ll expand on that during her next four-question presser….
Ok kids, the fun is over. Barry might just win this thing now. But that’s not the point is it? I really don’t want to be part of a fuckin’ country where 47% of people would actually vote for a fuck-tard like this. I mean I lived through Thatcher’s Britain and I hated the fucking woman. But at least she was competent and demonstrated an intellect: you didn’t assume that the people who voted for her were delusional frigtards clinging onto sad culture war tropes..and voting for someone because “that would show ‘em” (with no idea who ‘em is).
California for secession. We’ll maybe take Oregon and Washington along with us if they play nice. And Hawaii for a vacation spot. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves or ship your loons down South and join the negotiations.
GayInMaine: Someone should try and glue a caption to her face.
gosh darn its wonderful that communities like the community of new yawk organized themselves after being disorganized by a bunch of muslin disorganizers. if we had organization of communities on a national scale, that would be peachy keen. I wonder if there is someone that organizes communities that could do it for all of America. i’ll have to find some examples and get back to ya
Whatever happened to the good ole “man’s inhumanity to man”, or “man’s humanity to mankind”?
Sarah just needs to learn those and she will be off and running for 4 years.
Run, Sarah, Run!
Forrest Gump
Nizzles!: How’s the intarweb tubes in Peru?
“…about seven years ago, when Palin hadn’t yet learned New York was part of the United States.”
You mean it is, Ken? That’s sad news for us NY-ers.
Damn, the “every world leader” should have been followed up with what about Macmoud Imadinnerjacket. Wasn’t he banned from going there?
I love it the way American politicians make 9/11 seem like the Holocaust, only 1000 times worse.
Maybe, just maybe, a group of our leaders should travel to the sites of death and destruction we have created “over there.”
Next time Putin flies over, can we pay him to take her back with him?
pondscum: OH U! They’re not Americans! They don’t count!
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Fuck that… sell her ass into slavery and at least make a buck
AngryBlakGuy: That’s just mean. I like it.
grendel: for serious, Lima’s legit on many levels. And, ceviche all time! I’m moving there if Palin and her supply of mauve lipstick tubes move to Observatory Hill.
DieOnTheTurnpike: Win.
You fail to understand that people who support McPalin WANT to take the fight over there. Hell, they’d take it to California if you told them it wasn’t really a state.
Randomsausage, I totally agree. And I’m not going to lobby for my state of NY to be included in the secession. According to the Siena poll on 9/11 McCain was only 5 points ahead here. 5 FUCKING POINTS. That alone qualifies us for the proverbial ass-fuck.
I used to see her pictures and wonder what a good dildo could achieve in the right hands, but after this, I’m convinced much better uses exist for the battery power.
I mean, this is a woman for which a good orgasm possesses absolutely no constructive value whatsoever.
I thought it would be easier reading it because I wouldn’t have to hear the nasally whine and the Wal-Mart High School dropout diction. Sadly, I still “hear” her speaking when I’m reading it. Now I’ll have to get the theme from Gilligan’s Island stuck in my head to push that train wreck out. Aaaaaaaargh.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. …..
Shit. It’s not working. I’m dumber by degree.
Serolf Divad: seriously. and we all know sarah palin’s never been to auschwitz to reflect on that tragedy, or reflect on what fascism can do, or reflect on what scapegoating a people can turn into.
loudmouthredhead:
Don’t you go jumping the gun for the Republicans, loudmouthredhead.
Reagan is the secret weapon they are holding under wraps and mere mention of his name will smite the heathen democrats anywhere, anytime. Or so it was foretold in the book of Rove.
hardcorepops: SurveyUSA has NY +19 for Obama today
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0908/13910.html
In a related story on Politico, New York’s finest are pleased with Sarah Palin’s assets…
PoliTacky: Most Smiths songs apply.
“Palin actually…., uh, believes Stevens’ trial started “a couple of days ago.” Opening arguments began this morning.”
Hey, Layne, give the chick a break. Sure “opening arguments” started today; but jury selection - which is also kind of an important component of a trial - begain “a couple of days ago.” OK? There’s enough low hanging fruit with this woman that you don’t have to stretch as far as you did there to make a point. The rest, however, is spot on and fair game.
Fuck I am SUCH a pedant sometimes. I cannot believe I even bothered with that. Meh.
Personally, I am far more interested in the Freudian slip she made, acknowledging that 9-1-1 was an inside job. Check it out:
“Every American student needs to come through this area so that, especially this younger generation of Americans is, to be in a position of never forgetting what happened here and never repeating, [OOOPS!] never allowing a repeat of what happened here.”
I can see Juan blowing his stack over this: “Hey, I said brief her on what she DOESN’T know; not brief her on what she’s not SUPPOSED to know.”
Trouble go away at nigh’, an’ Nell caw Mi’i - an’ Nell an’ Mi’i - ye’, Nell an’ Mi’i - like t’ee in the way! [Sways with her arms outstretched]
hardcorepops: SurveyUSA has NY +19 for Obama today
Still. STILL!
I love the phrase “take the fight to them” as though we scheduled a rumble, and the terr’sts wanted to hold it in Kansas City, and we convinced them to hold it in Mosul instead.
PoliTacky: …and something for the oldsters: “Am I Blue” by Vic Damone!
Once again she proves she’s not exactly a MENSA candidate.
Reporter: “Huh?”
Candidate Palin: “I said that communities like New York with populations in which terrorists who hate our way of tall buildings and reforming America, reform John McCain, should remember that the seven-eleven was something that every world leader’s school child should.”
Reporter: “Uh…kay. Are you going over to Wall Street and discuss the financial crisis with the people who are going to get $700 billion from the taxpayers?”
Candidate Palin: “No. Rick Davis says I can go shopping now in some of those expensive Jew stores on Fifth Street.”
I wish liberals were willing to call the “fighting them over there” argument what it is: using the Army as human shields (or more accurately as targets). Instead of striking at the root of the problem, they hope military volunteers will get killed in the Mideast so we don’t have to get killed at home. It doesn’t work that way, unfortunately for neocons.
Also, I’m surprised McCain’s announcement of Palin didn’t require him to admonish the assembled reporters, “and no more questions about whether this is a joke,” a la the announcement of Homer Simpson, average-naut.
Wow, if this is what the president of Georgia thinks is “ferociously smart,” then maybe McCain’s right: we are a nation of fucking Georgians.
so bible spice took a broadcast journalism course at potato state u. (juss’ jokin, idaho, i luvs ya, put down that gun, pleez), and she was taught to fear and loathe “dead air”, as in “unintended silence on the airwaves”, not understandin that “dead air” is also any noise she makes any time she opens her lipstickity mout’.
Nizzles!: I, too, have been thinking Lima looks nice - at least your dollars are still worth something and there are a number of eco-luxe resorts elsewhere in Peru. There’s also the upside that the native llamas would be about 27x smarter than Palin or the lurching electorate behind her, so even if you don’t speak Spanish or Quechua, there’s someone to talk to…
Why you librells are make funny of dumb? Ain’t not you can be more dumber than the dumber that she is?
slappypaddy:
any time she opens her lipstickity mout
No No No. Its lipstickity snout.
Hey, it’s not like the candidate has to be brilliant. She can surround herself with the bestest team EVAR!
she said “soil” - must be preoccupied from all those dirty diapers (Trig and Walnuts)
hardcorepops: Ummm, ixnay on the Walnuts enispay references. Kthxbai.
I just crawled up from the depths of the NYC subway system and the place is crawling with firefighters with stretchers. WTF? I guess she is not going over too well.
She said “never” 8 times.
Never forget.
University of Idaho = definitely community college. Thanks for pointing that out. The Boise State alums in DC appreciate it.
You know, I’m asettin’ here in Rome, ITALY, and I’m so durn proud o’ that little gal, I’m jest about to blow my supper. She don’t need to answer no smarty-pants communist reporters and she was gracious as all get-out about them panty-waist New Yorkers. Will you fuckin’ homo perverts stop pissin’ all over that sweet gal?
I’m awatchin’ porn on the TV in the ole Excelsior, and I’m proud be puttin’ sweet ole Miss Moose-Sucker in the place of them skanks gettin’ fucked real good by giant dicks.
I think she’d be a GREAT veep. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………
And such as World Peace!
capitol hillbilly: lolla, as they say in eeetaly
Incomprehensible in what sense, Charlie?
magic titty: ha, I actually noticed that right after I posted + looked at my iTunes:
Heaven knows I’m miserable now
You just haven’t earned it yet, baby
Stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before
Miserable lie
Pretty girls make graves
Oh, and of course:
Please please please let me get what I want
She went full retard. You never go full retard.
Reading a transcript of her answers is like reading a script from The Incredible Hulk.
bitchincamaro: Vic Damone? Unless he was on a Scorsese soundtrack then probably I don’t know him…
How about: You Gonna Wreck My Life by Howlin’ Wolf instead?
PoliTacky: Don’t forget: Girl Afraid, Half A Person, Unloveable, Sweet and Tender Hooligan, Girlfriend in a Coma, Nowhere Fast, Bigmouth Strikes Again, I Know It’s Over, and obviously, The Queen is Dead.
I’d posted some of these in reference to Joe Lieberman two weeks ago, and sadly, they still fit.
Oh, and I haven’t said it for a while, but it really can’t be put into words enough:
Fuck you, Palin, you stupid, inbred, snowbilly whore.
“That there was some destruction!”
My God. She is the political equivalent of that beauty pageant contestant. The “for the children, such as” dame. Have they ever been seen in the same room at the same time?
magic titty: I started something I couldn’t finish!
hahahaha
The saddest thing is that she expects to do better in the swimsuit and talent sections of the campaign…
azw88: Listening to Sarah Palin make m-m-m-my eyes rain.
But seriously, does someone have footage from the interview portion of Miss Alaska ‘84?
I just… how bad are things?
Seriously — Bush sounded like a gosh darned statesman last night. And this woman… Seward’s Folley indeed.
Peru? Sounds good, but…. How active are those “shining path” people nowadays?
We will reform Char-lee because you know, John MaKEEEEN is a MAVERICK and we will not forget what the terrorists did on Ameeeeeerican soil, Char-lee…. me and John MaKEEEEN are going to shake things up in Washington.
WHAT THE FUCK?!? How is this still a contest? What does this stupid bitch have to do to convince the hicks that it’s ok to vote for Hopey? Cheat on her dickhead husband? Have an abortion? Eat a steaming pile of horseshit ON CAMERA?!?
Seriously, from Rome, as I watch all this Lesbian porn shit: Don’t you think Sarah would be a great dominatrix for a pretty if corruptible 17-year-old chick? While Todd’s taking it up the ass? (That’s HOT.)
(sigh)
Just asking.
I just want to say, thank you for the transcript. In fact, can I get more transcripts, please, because, as a semi-educated voter, I feel I ought to know what she’s saying.
But that voice, that voice!
ABitOfACommunist: You should not pay attention to those rumors. To paraphrase Jim Cramer, “Don’t be a fucking idiot.”
Fifty bucks says Trig grows up to be smarter than his momma.
Can’t we go back to asking her about her slutty kid or how to clean and dress a moose? Stuff she can at least talk about intelligently?
WhatTheHeck: standin kerrected (and sittin in a puddle o’piss, wavin bye-bye to SEP/IRA, Social Security, and coherent cognizance).
azw88: I will see this clip in my head movies tonight….
I wish she’d stop splitting all those infinitives. She’s giving me a headache.
Isn’t Ground Zero on Wall Street these days?
Let the school kids go to the Stock Exchange and see some real terrorists in action!
More Palindrone.
AngryBlakGuy: Dubya x Palin = Idiotocracy was being optimistic
“And just to hear and from and see these good New Yorkers…….” sarah. please go to times square and get your donut punched right now! then learn to speak.
Any Palin utterance should be accompanied by a laugh track, seriously.
I kinda wish I had time to go to somewhere Palin was giving a speech before a large crowd. As old and tired as it is, she deserves the “WHAT?” chant (at every pause or sentence end in a speaker’s lines, the entire audience shouts “WHAT?” in unison). I’d like to take a shot at getting that started.
Wait a gol’darned minute.
Americans coming together and rebuilding communities? Sort of organizing and coming together? That absolutely reeks of community and and communities … communities coming together … rebuilding … organizing.
Did she wait for the derisive laughter from the adoring crowd?
Ya know, the difference between soccer moms and community organizers?
I hope she keeps talking to the press. This is awesome.
http://www.entertonement.com/collections/4240/Sarah-Palin-At-Ground-Zero
She’s Bush with a bush! I hope her uterus falls out on Cindy’s shoe!
God, I just lost a few IQ points while reading this…
When I found out she was a holy roller I rolled over screaming and speaking in tongues myself!
She is so dumb it makes my eyes water. I wanna be vice president!!!!! I’m smarter than this toad stool. Hell I’m Einstein compared to Lipstick Moose Skinner.
I’m debating whether to go for the gayische thing. If being married means having to hear someone spout this gibberish night after night, and the only solution is to push her face in a pillow and go “greek on her”…well…you do the math….any port in a storm…and lots less bitching when you fire up the “dutch oven”….
Rush:
WTF did myanus ever do to the Chinamens?
AngryBlakGuy:
At first I thought that those kids were the result of his “work” just
as much as his university degree was the result of his academic
studies, but that blonde one does have that same moronic blank look
to her, poor kid.
contentsunderpressure:
Every Palin utterance is accompanied by a laugh track, you’d hear it if
there was a microphone pointed at the camera crew or the passerbys
that are in hearing range of the Snowbilly’s moronic utterances.