Barack Obama has cleverly seized control of our nation’s crossword puzzles by having so many alternating vowels and consonants in his last name. Meanwhile, John McCain gets no love anywhere from anyone, although he might do OK in one of them Jumble puzzles, where you have to unscramble four words and then take a bunch of random letters out of them to spell “FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN.” [Politico]
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I see they’re perpetuating that stereotype about black men, too.
Oh, this is just sexist.
Fill in these blanks:
FU_K _OU HOP_Y
You said “meat.” Heh.
Obama will live on forever, like the emu.
It’s not like the bitters do the New York Times crossword puzzle anyway. They’re more “golf tee peg game at Cracker Barell” than “Times Crossword puzzle at Starbucks.”
Big Crossword, YOU ARE IN THE TANK!
I don’t get it. I thought it was McCain who specialized in using “cross words.”
[re=107527]InsidiousTuna[/re]:
Don’t you mean Textist?
My joke was the headline of the article. (slaps forehead) I’ll go back to lurking, now.
The ‘Times’ crossword gets down around the Palin Snowbilly compound every Sunday. Oh wait, I might be mistaken.
[re=107542]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Sheesh, now I am a Palin…I meant “gets done” not “gets down.” Moron.
[re=107534]Serolf Divad[/re]: And they won’t read any newspapers that don’t carry the heartwarming and hilarious misadventures of ‘The Family Circus” on a daily basis.
[re=107537]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You’re awesome.
CNN is reporting that now McCain wants to postpone the VP debate and have the first preznit debate in its place. Operation “Keep The Barbie Doll Off The TeeVee” is in full swing!
Love the quote from the Times spokesperson: “If McCain’s name was Obama, then his name would have been used many more times in crosswords.”
And if it had been AEIOU it would have been used even more.
one across in what respect, katie?
I hate crossword puzzles. Oh, and America, almost forgot about the old America hating. Yep crossword puzzles, America, and this fucking Oxford comma.
[re=107548]Cape Clod[/re]:
Or headlines that inform: “BABY MAULED BY PIT BULL WHILE ADDICT MOM BOUGHT DRUGS!”
[re=107561]Serolf Divad[/re]: How long will we continue to ignore America’s pit bull’s desire to wear lipstick and feed on the flesh of future drug addicts?
or
How do we know that this wasn’t just a Hockey mom out of make-up trying to secure human meat for her pregnant offspring back in the den?
[re=107536]Canuckledragger[/re]: Win.
Dear God. What if all of America is in the tank for Obama?
1 across a toilet
8 across a city in Australia
5 and 1/2 years down, Alan a popular brand of microwave french fries
[re=107533]facehead[/re]: And the oboe.
I want to know how to find this tank. Sounds like quite the shindig.
Ageists.
I need a six-letter word for douchebag.
If Obama’s got the coveted crossword endorsement all McCain has left is the jumble constituency. Well played Barack.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Alan, four minus one, times two, minus one half! What is it Alan!! In Years!
[re=107534]Serolf Divad[/re]: Hey, that golf-tee puzzle is HARD.
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