COWARDS  3:58 pm September 24, 2008

A Children’s Treasury of Web Responses To McCain Pussying Out of Debate

by Ken Layne

Let us be clear, America: John McCain is a senile old coward, and his campaign is run by crazed dingbats who seem to honestly believe that hijacking a half-hour of the midday news cycle with another weird stunt is a good way to turn those polls around. It’s not. It’s just … embarrassing, for Earth. But Team McCain’s latest cheap “look over there!” ploy has at least inspired a whole bunch of funny Fark headlines and Web comments.

The best comments, as always, are right here on your Wonkette. Just go read a lot of these. And then, enjoy this collection from, Matthew Yglesias’ site and whatever else we found funny, just now:

  • John McCain puts his presidential campaign in a six by eight foot box.
  • McCain suspends campaign upon word he is going to embarass himself Friday night and will subsequently lose in November.
  • Frail old man runs from African American asking for change.
  • At 8:30am this morning, Obama called McCain about working together to get the emergency bailout legislation passed. John McCain responsed by suspending his campaign and trying to take credit for the idea.
  • In honor of McCain trying to get out of Friday’s debate, here’s a recipe for chicken pancakes.
  • McCain to suspend campaign, debates immediately…after pandering to the Clintons by addressing Bill’s Global Initiative session tomorrow.
  • John McCain has asked to postpone Friday’s debate to focus attention on how he put politics aside long enough to steal headlines by asking to postpone the debate.
  • Now From Yglesias:
  • I think we should just postpone the election until he has a chance to win.
  • But, my debate party! What an asshole.
  • I urge the president to declare a state of emergency and cancel all elections until this crisis has passed. Only a striving Chicago pol would think of his own career in times likes these. Country first people, country first.
  • Scaredee Cat.

Hola wonkerados.

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columnv September 24, 2008 at 4:02 pm

Cuntry Furst.

HomoPolitico September 24, 2008 at 4:03 pm

John McCain is in the tank for Obama.

sanantonerose September 24, 2008 at 4:04 pm

Chicken pancakes? Didn’t Steele teach McCain about chicken n’ waffles?

WagTehGod September 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Screw this B.S. about it being no time for politics. With $1 trillion on the line, if it’s not time for politics, when the hell is it?

slithytoves September 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm

McCain’s stock is plunging faster than the Dow’s. Check out CNN’s quick poll, which has 70% of responders seeing his gimmick as a gimmick. He won some points with the Palin farce, so he thought he might try again. Can you say “landslide,” anyone? Anyone?

erymanthian bore September 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Only an uppity Negro would insist on a debate UNDER THESE GRAVE CIRCUMSTANCES

Baconcat September 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm

McCain suspends campaign for duration of Matlock marathon.

Outstando September 24, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Ever since the economy went in the tank, McCain’s colostomy bag has been filling up at record pace. It’s clear now that he can’t make it two hours without spewing shit all over the place.

InsidiousTuna September 24, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Why is everything bold?

Rush September 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm

It’s 3:00 am and your 401k is in the shitter. Who do you trust to toss a hail Mary pass as a diversion….

tunamelt September 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm

I’m still stockpiling liquor and guns; this changes nothing.

RonMwangaguhunga September 24, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Jobbotch September 24, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Oh man, that pic would have been perfect for the “debate is still on” post.

ManchuCandidate September 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm

Bravely bold John McCain
Flew forth from Arizona.
He was not afraid to debate,
Oh brave John McCain.
He was not at all afraid
To be beaten in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave John McCain.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mocked as a fool.
Or to have his house called out,
And his cars counted.
To have his gaffes noticed
And his affairs listed,
And his advisers called out and pwned
Brave John McCain.

His VP vetted
And his health a joke
And his statements mocked
And his bowels unplugged
And his policies pwned
And his jowels enlarged
And his pen–

“That’s… that’s enough music for now lads,
*** there’s dirty work afoot*** ???.”

Brave John McCain ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
(“I didn’t!”)
When Obama reared his handsome head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave John McCain turned about
(“I didn’t!”)
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking (“I never did!”) to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
(“all lies!”)
Bravest of the braaaave, John McCain!
(“I never!”)

shortsshortsshorts September 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm

U r al soo insenstive.

Baconcat September 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm

John McCain can’t remember where he left his keys to winning the debate.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm

How is he supposed to work on the economy, babysit Bible Spice, keep Cindy out of the medicine chest, AND debate? His schedule is far too full.

AnnieGetYourFun September 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm

Wow, these are some bold statements we are making. Get it? Because someone forgot to close a tag?

Rush September 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm


mmmmmm, landslide

TJBeck September 24, 2008 at 4:09 pm


AnnieGetYourFun September 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Aw, stupid. Now my comment makes no sense. Well, less sense than usual. Which is none.

Dientes September 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm

[re=106453]columnv[/re]: Quit being mean about Palin. ;)

TJBeck September 24, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Wonkette has canceled the bold to deal with the economic crisis.

Noodle Salad September 24, 2008 at 4:11 pm

That’s not political theatre we can believe in, my friends.

Serolf Divad September 24, 2008 at 4:11 pm

I propose a new debate drinking game: take a shot every time an absent John McCain doesn’t say anything.

Harold_Ignoramis September 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Grandpa Munster needs a rest.

StripesAndPlaids September 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Cafferty on CNN was ripping McCain a new one. Now going after Palin.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm

[re=106462]slithytoves[/re]: HA!

Ooooo. McCain cancelled on Letterman, due to the crisis, too. Pissed off Letterman will be most amusing.

Chuck Fildren September 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm

By failing at this time Wall Street clearly is in the tank for obama. He must have offered them evil terrorist luo tribesman whore diamonded out truck nutz. How could they turn that down? Mccain is doing the only honorable thing in the face of such treachery: cutting and running.

Vanity Smurf September 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Dead man walking.

bitchincamaro September 24, 2008 at 4:13 pm

McBastardface may now attempt to cadge more man-juice from the base and the MSM by naming, wait for it…a vice, vice preznit!

facehead September 24, 2008 at 4:13 pm

I’m so confused my crotch has a migraine.

Chuck Fildren September 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Clearly this is all the fault of the sexist economies putting lipstick on everything. sexist!

Carrie_Okie September 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm


Sean O September 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm

“Frail old man runs from African American asking for change.”

Comedy is over. This wins Comedy.

randomsausage September 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Meanwhile, in other news, Palin cancelled her debate with Biden because she sprained her vagina

StripesAndPlaids September 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm

WTF is McCain going to do? Edit the document? Run some numbers in excel? MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!

Which I am sure, is the goal of this stunt. Diversion. Hail Mary.

D' September 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Could be an attempt to get that “the media hates us” ball rolling even faster… Remember, the people who support Grampa poop pants have a victim complex….

choom gangster September 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Here’s some from Something Awful:

“if he can raise the economy above his head im down”

“BREAKING: John McCain pulls fire alarm to avoid taking midterm ”

“aw shoot i, uh… think i left one of my seven stoves on…”

“*rolls up sleeves*
*works really hard all afternoon*
*fixes US economy* ”

“The next President must be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.”

“”not knowing as much about the economy” as he should to the world’s only saviour in 9 months flat

what a weight of responsibility mccain must carry “

magic titty September 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

“Frail old man runs from African American asking for change.”

Best sentence written since Hunter S. Thompson died.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Sen. Reid (majority leader) just urged Barry to stay where he is, not come to DC and do the debate. In his words, these are issues which need debate.

McCain is so pwnd.

S.Luggo September 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

He who hesitates is McCain.

tapdraw September 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Barack Obama wins 99% of Oxford, MS vote.

ms_mcgee September 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Huh. And just yesterday…McCain Calls Debate Important:

tunamelt September 24, 2008 at 4:16 pm

[re=106497]Serolf Divad[/re]: I’m there.

bitchincamaro September 24, 2008 at 4:16 pm

[re=106481]ManchuCandidate[/re]: that so rocked!

StripesAndPlaids September 24, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Guess what? Lindsay Graham is on TV saying that he is dumbfounded that Obama won’t agree with McCain. And he is saying that the senate will fall apart without the two senators. The country needs them in washington more than they need a debate. That, my friends, is my senator.

tunamelt September 24, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Is calling him a pussy sexist?

Varchar September 24, 2008 at 4:17 pm

The economy is in the tank …

Agatha September 24, 2008 at 4:18 pm

Wait, I totally agree with that one guy – What ABOUT my debate party?? This sucks!!

tunamelt September 24, 2008 at 4:18 pm

[re=106525]ms_mcgee[/re]: But the Economy! is now more important. Quit looking at the past–look to the future! All things are possible!

DangerousLiberal September 24, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=106497]Serolf Divad[/re]: No need for shot glasses–just drink every time McCain’t says something stupid. Probably a good time to buy a funnel.

stew September 24, 2008 at 4:19 pm

A ninety minute debate will send the country into death fall? No one is buying this bullshit!

Serolf Divad September 24, 2008 at 4:19 pm


Just make sure you’ve got a spotter, OK? I don’t want to take responsibility.

StripesAndPlaids September 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm

[re=106530]tunamelt[/re]: “Is calling him a pussy sexist?” No. Felinist.

Varchar September 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm

[re=106530]tunamelt[/re]: No, because calling him a fucking asshole isn’t sexist either.

Outstando September 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm

[re=106528]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: Yeah, but “The American people have a lot of questions about Bush’s proposed bailout of Wall St. We should not be scared to listen to them, and share our ideas for how best to help Main Street, not just Wall St” or something to that effect.

PoliTacky September 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm

[re=106532]Agatha[/re]: Who’s going to reimburse us for the balloons, liquor and honey-coated WALNUTS!?? Can your buddies in WORSHington bail out my party expenses, McCain? Huh?

tunamelt September 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm

[re=106538]Serolf Divad[/re]: I only drink with professionals.

Tawmn September 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm

George Will was right. I think I just said that…

tender September 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

[re=106515]Sean O[/re]: That was the best. I hope it gets the greenlight! :D

longjohnson September 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

In the spirit of Iron Maiden, Walnuts is running for the hills.

Sussemilch September 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

McCain – who has the worst attendance record of any member of Congress (except Chuck Norwood and Jo Ann Davis both of whom fucking DIED) – he suddenly feels like it’s time to show up for work?

Dientes September 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

My brain needs a Blingee break.

wildeoats September 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Well, now would be the right time to put up that stupid “Choke” ad you had during the convention. Not that I am requesting it or anything.

archer September 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm


Varchar September 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Due to McCain’s negligence and show-boating, the country’s gonna go down in flames. Indeed, America is Goose to McCain’s Maverick.

S. Cullen Bonz September 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm

McCain prepared for the no-debate by holding a mock no-debate today. According to the McCain camp, the mock no-debate went surprising well, since there was no debate. They hope for him to produce the same result on Friday.

ms_mcgee September 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm

[re=106533]tunamelt[/re]: Doh! You’re right. I forgot the Bush Doctrine: All things said in the past have no relevance to today.

Cronopio September 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Tunamelt, I’m just glad I drink, these days.

Itsjustme September 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm

[re=106528]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: Has he come out yet?

SayItWithWookies September 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm

This is what happens when you have a Maverick vs. Old Boy identity crisis — McCain can’t decide whether he wants to try something radical and innovative or something staid and solid. So he compromises with paralysis and confusion. In about five minutes he’s going to get into a fistfight with himself.

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm

[re=106549]Sussemilch[/re]: CNN live feed just said that McGrampy hasn’t been at a Senate vote since April. Hopey at least showed up for one in July. The idea that WALNUTS! is suddenly a necessary cog in the machine is just laughable.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm

McCain’s camp decided they wanted to postpone the debate after McCain kept falling for Michael Steele’s “A Honky says what?” strategy.

serj! September 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Wait, what, why are you cheating on your wonketteers and surfing other sites’ comments sections??? I mean my comments usually suck but most of these peeps on here are pretty fucking funny, Ken! Well go ahead and consort with the trollops at Fark and Yglesias’ thing (yeah that’s the FIRST place I go for comedy,Matthew Yglesias’ site!) see if we care!

bitchincamaro September 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm

Steve Schit and pRick Davis currently have McCain in the laboratory (pronounced the Englisher way), strapped to the rack, pumping hundreds of cc’s of whatever shit Lance Armstrong used to win 7 jerseys; later they’ll shave his entire baggy body, especially his old man ball sack, put him in the tightest, whitest diaper they can find, screw casters to the soles of his fungus-infested feet, and roll him onto the stage for the flogging of his miserable life.

And I haven’t even started drinking, much, yet.

JeffGoldblum September 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm

Who’s the Half-Breed Muslin now, John?

iwillsavethispatient September 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm

John McCain deregulated joint statements in the mid-90s. Now, only one person is required to make a joint statement. He believes we should have greater federal oversight of joint statements, in order to completely deregulate the statement industry.

Also, obligatory plug for the Unofficial Wonkette Seattle Area Drinking Club (SAD-Club) first meeting, this Friday, 5.30ish, where I sit alone in a bar, watching a television that is not even on.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm

Why is Jammakain in the tank for William Ayers now? Why does Jammakain love arugula more than America?

nietzscheprojectile September 24, 2008 at 4:28 pm

[re=106546]Tawmn[/re]: It’s okay. We entered bizarro world a week ago.

tunamelt September 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm

[re=106560]ms_mcgee[/re]: Also: “History can’t judge me if I END IT!”

madtowngooner September 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm

[re=106481]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Wonder-fucking-ful!

obfuscator September 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm

[re=106528]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: Riiiiight… Obama’s the guy they attacked for all his ‘present’ vote in the Illinois legislature and McCain hasn’t shown up to vote for jack shit in the senate since before he won the nomination, but this whalefuck of a bailout can’t happen without them?

Oh, Lindsey Graham, you are a precocious little Southern Pixie.

anabellum September 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm

the world falls apart…la di da…

idiots talk…la di da..

send me a check or i wont vote for you…

[the bar opens in 90 minutes]…

StripesAndPlaids September 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm

[re=106562]Itsjustme[/re]: No hopey yet, but I have to leave my tv in a few.

Jukesgrrl September 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm

[re=106542]Varchar[/re]: Aw, c’mon. He’s only a fucking asshole when he’s at that Hilton he stays in.

Sheepeater September 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm

[re=106504]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Help me out here, so you say he canceled Letterman. But I’ve seen trailers, so he has already recorded Letterman, right? So I’m thinking he said something about needing to bail out/not bail out and the wind has gone and changed on him. Are these things pre-recorded? Anyone have a tape?

tiger September 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Poopy pants WALNUTS has a sad!

bitchincamaro September 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm

No shit, this is one of the funniest threads I’ve seen here in a long time. And that’s saying something.

phillyhope September 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm

obviously times are too serious to DEBATE OUR NATION’S FUTURE

Cogito Ergo Bibo September 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm

[re=106607]Sheepeater[/re]: Could be that they showed a promo with footage from the last time he was on. They do that. The networks lie.

Agatha September 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm

[re=106544]PoliTacky[/re]: Yeah, there goes my Friday night… eh. I still had to buy the two buck chuck pińatas. This is going to hit retail sales really hard… ugh WTF

dave666 September 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm

The Onion has fired all thier writers. Reality is funnier.

Sean O September 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm

[re=106547]tender[/re]: The way I see it, the very best comedy doesn’t even elicit laughter, just a beautiful feeling of warmth. It’s perfect.

ReverendGreen September 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm

McCain is asking for political naptime. Actually, he wants LITERAL naptime, says WSJ:

To get in the debating mood, Republican John McCain will host a town-hall event and take a short nap.

My favorite McCain caricature of the old man who constantly yearns for naptime is coming to life!

loquaciousmusic September 24, 2008 at 4:45 pm

This election is sounding more and more like an Oingo Boingo song.

PoliTacky September 24, 2008 at 4:47 pm

[re=106607]Sheepeater[/re]: The clips must be from an older appearance, I think they record day-of, but sometime in the afternoon. Most TeeVee shows do it that way…

[re=106622]Agatha[/re]: Why is John McCain trying to destroy the alcohol-based retail sales of ‘merica? Hater!

btwbfdimho September 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm

“A Children’s Treasury”…
Did you ask SK.S permission to use that line?

momus September 24, 2008 at 4:50 pm

Can that guy even mono-task?

Phronesis September 24, 2008 at 4:50 pm

McCain campaign collapses; Looking to be added to the bailout plan.

GIJoeIce September 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm


Chuck Fildren September 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm

When will the government act and bail out the mccain campaign already? It’s a disaster at least on the level of those investment firm fuck-ups, I’d argue worse.

The really sad part is, he’s only a few points behind. How is that fucking possible? How am I able to keep being shocked by how prejudiced america is? In 2004 I went nuts for about 2 weeks after election wondering how my country could hate gays so much that they would give the current fuck-nuts in chief another run at it. In 2008 it seems impossible that any human being on this planet (even david duke) could hate the afrikanz so much that they’d let our country be brutally prison raped for another four years (even the former grand wizard, senile old coot, senator byrd got over it). But America is that fucking racist. Or at least it seems so, because there can’t be any other rational explanation for this. Mccain has a hard-on for war larger and harder than bush’s and is completely clueless about everything else and has exercised no judgment throughout this campaign, while proving what a corrupt wrinkled old sack he is. His second in command is so incompetent and corrupt she couldn’t even run a 6,000 person town properly. It is insane that Barry isn’t up by over 20 points. Not because he’s the greatest thing ever, but because he’s basically an intelligent and decent guy who may be our only hope to return basic competence to government. I’m not even talking about anything running well. Just this country not being a giant failure shit sandwich.

Sorry – It started off with the intent to be humorous, but I just got worked up and couldn’t stop. I needed that rant as it has been building up for some time and I just needed to get it out. I apologize to my beloved wonkette and request mercy for my transgression.

PoliTacky September 24, 2008 at 5:01 pm

[re=106704]Chuck Fildren[/re]: ‘I apologize to my beloved wonkette and request mercy for my transgression.’
Just a warning: Punishment involves a wetsuit, ballgag and a video of Ralph Nader debating a damp, soiled washcloth.

Kev-O-Tron September 24, 2008 at 5:10 pm

[re=106576]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: I promise I won’t miss the next one. Honestly I wouldn’t be much fun this Friday anyways because I am one of the poors and am resorting to drinking from empty glasses left around Belltown area pubs. Spitfire sounds fucking awesome though.

Itsjustme September 24, 2008 at 5:19 pm

[re=106596]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: I’m sorry, I meant Lindsay Graham. As in “out of the closet”

Mike T September 24, 2008 at 5:22 pm

Let’s see what happens. If a president should be able to handle more than one issue at a time, he should certainly be able to debate more than one candidate at a time. It’s time for Obama to stand up and say that he’s willing to debate the third party candidates. Otherwise, he’s as gutless as McCain.

After all, if you don’t have to guts to face Nader and Barr, you obviously won’t be able to stand up to Putin and Ahmedinijad.

Chuck Fildren September 24, 2008 at 5:23 pm

[re=106722]PoliTacky[/re]: as long as it doesn’t involve 9/11 truthers I think I’ll survive. Thank you for your graciousness in not involving them.

magic titty September 24, 2008 at 5:23 pm

[re=106704]Chuck Fildren[/re]: No need to apologize, friend. This is grand. You said it so I wouldnt have to.

Garble September 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm

For the sake of the economy, he’s asking us all to suspend disbelief.

Kev-O-Tron September 24, 2008 at 5:57 pm

[re=106841]Garble[/re]: Egad that’s foul looking.

CrabtreesBludgeon September 24, 2008 at 6:37 pm

[re=106571]bitchincamaro[/re]: It’s going to take me years of therapy to get that image out of my brain. Thanks a lot.

azw88 September 24, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Everyone knew McCain was just bullshitting us….. it has been so long since he has actually been to his DC office that:

1. he can’t find the damned thing and
2. his long vacant office, like his long vacant head, is too full of cobwebs to be of any use.

Lascauxcaveman September 24, 2008 at 6:49 pm

[re=106761]Mike T[/re]: Most of the ‘Murican voters couldn’t give a shit about what Nader or Barr have to say, so “meh,” don’t waste my time. I’d rather hear more from candidates that are in a position to win. The pretend-candidates get their chance for attention earlier in the silly season, after that, its time for a serious person to choose between the main brands or a make a protest vote already.

wavingnotdrowning September 24, 2008 at 7:48 pm

McCain suspends, wears Depends, calls his wife a c–t, then he pulls this stunt, his lady doesn’t blink, she also cannot think … where are the poets when we need them to pull these thoughts together into a dump?

bama September 24, 2008 at 9:00 pm

Quick! someone stop the countdown clock that was tracking how long it would take for the Walnuts campaign
to conjure a reason to cancel or ‘postpone’ the VP Debate.

taxpaid September 24, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Finally, for God’s sake SOMEBODY is doing something to save this country from a takeover by the communist agents of George Bush and Dr. Seuss’s son and Peter Boyle’s little boy Madeleine Kahn gestated after that scene in Young Frankenstein. That’s right–Ole Walnuts is jumping in Cindy’s Vicodin Express Painless Huge Private Jet That She Has and You Don’t Because You Are a Loser Person, and heading for Washington to leak senile ratshit from his ears because only he can fix this Frightful Mess by gallantly sacrificing the 8.3 million lobbyists who run his campaign to the service of the country and get us Back On Track, instead of debating that Half Breed Muslin. Everybody knows this sorry mess whereby Minorities and People of Unlikely Means took advantage of the small-town values of Wall Street, and so with duplicitous financial acumen bought houses They Knew They Couldn’t Afford! And left those Poor Mom & Pop AIG & Lehmans, etc. and so forth holding the bag! But with his valiant crew of “Country First Maverick Lobbyists”(© 2008 McCain for President), he’ll get the people we need to run the country back where they belong!

dochollidaydds September 24, 2008 at 11:12 pm

Taxpaid – Does anything of what you just said actually track. Jeez, this blog attracts only
Paranoid schizos, O/C disorders, sexual disorder/perversions….. Must be a Left Coast thing. Try putting a comma, period or paragraph in once in a while – it’s a dead giveaway for your little “problem”.

Chuck Fildren – WTF moniker is that. Pedophiles have needs too, right? Obviously, a NAMBLA man,
a REAL man!

Anyway, back to the program.

Remember CNN newsrooomies wigging out and Wolf Schitzler bobbling around after Kerry lost – big?
“Uhhhh, he had it in the bag, he had it in the bag!” Fumbling with his papers…. “we had him winning big, big!!! What happened?” The pollsters had John in the White House. Problem is, the Right in this country wasn’t buying it then, and they aren’t buying it now. You think we were split then?

What makes you think BO will “heal us as a nation?” Slave reparations, gun-grabbing, taxing the middle class until they bleed out rectally? What makes any of you pandering Wiggers think this “idealism for change” equates into a new path to “Rebuild our nation.” Empty promises from an empty campaign, snake oil and smoke. He has nothing to stand on, except his abysmal voting record.
Ahh, but we forget about that, just like the media that gives him a blank check on everything.

Problem is, Obama, just like John Kerry, well, the boy is just a big phony, playing off the collective white guilt lingering from the sixties. Face it, you’re all brow beaten into feeling awful about the harrowing 60′s (Detroit, Watts, DC – remember the looting and burning? Or did we forget about that too?) and feeling sorry for the “underprivileged.” Not me, I don’t buy it.
Not then, not now, not in the future. Just wait until her Holy Highness Queen Michelle takes charge.

You think Hillary was bad – the intern “issues”, the cocaine/drug use, sordid lesbian affairs and separate bedrooms, her HIPPA privacy health care initiative…. Now you’ll just have an issue-laden, angry black woman ranting at the white middle class for all of her perceived slights – and on national prime time. Nice – real nice. Good choice.

Too bad Hillary isn’t on the ballot – that might have pushed him over the edge….. losers.

Oh, and the Media is hot for Obama – Wolf Blitzer is absolutely infatuated with BO. It’s embarassing the way he sucks up whenever Barrack comes out with his latest “I have a plan…..”, “McCains’ too old” litany. A bobblehead, nothing more, pathetic.

Face it – Wolf goes to the mens’ room, sits in a stall and beats off with a glossy picture of Obama in his hand. I can hear him now… “oh Obama, you da man, YOU DA MAN… YARRRGH!”
Wolfie and his newsies suffers from that good ‘ole collective white guilt. Not the rest of us. ;)

FindFuckandFlee September 24, 2008 at 11:13 pm

[re=106520]magic titty[/re]: anyone else here end up reading fear and loathing on the campaign trail every even year? jesus christ. fuck you, ben smith.

FlipOffResearch September 24, 2008 at 11:16 pm

One giant tortured pussy!

FindFuckandFlee September 24, 2008 at 11:17 pm

[re=106520]magic titty[/re]: why was that comment so very destroyed? ibid: “anyone else find themselves reading fear and loathing on the campaign trail every even year? jesus christ. fuck you, ben smith”

Anarchangel September 25, 2008 at 8:40 am

It’s time for John McCainiacs
And they’re crazy to the max
So just sit back and relax
Let the economy collapse
They’re John McCainiacs!

Come join the P.O.W.
and the mayor of Big Lots
Just like we did some years ago
When we thought Bush was hot
They say the more we backed them
The safer we have got
Now hell breaks loose
In the voting booths
And moose are getting shot

For John McCainiacs
One is cute, the other hacks
But both of them wear church slacks
While they get corporate paybacks
Jo-ohn McCainiacs

Meet Palin and the child
some once thought was never hers
Her schedule going wild
On the verge of giving birth
But no labor pains here sir,
Contractions didn’t hurt
He’s got Down Syndrome and named Trig
Feel sorry for the squirt

But John McCainiacs
They will vote based on attacks
They’re crazy to the max
With an innate fear of blacks
They’re John McCain-y’s
Totally insaney
(Divorce and Teenage Babies!)

John McCainiacs!
“Screw all the facts!”

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