BREAKING: Ha Ha, McCain Wants To Postpone Debate Because He's Losing Because He's So Worried About Economy

Here's your Associated Press bulletin:  

AP NewsAlert

Sep 24 02: 51 PM US/Eastern

NEW YORK (AP) - John McCain wants to delay debate with Obama to focus on economic crisis.

Has thereeverbeen another presidential campaign that consisted solely of dumb muppet stunts? [ The Trail ]