What's His Name, Bush, Will Speak On TeeVee Tonight, About the New Depression!
It's time for an old-fashioned "fireside chat," minus the fire, and minus the comforting voice of paternal buddy Franklin "FDR" Roosevelt. Instead, that one guy will be rolled out this evening, Bush Junior. He will awkwardly read from a teleprompter about the dire economic situation and how those lousy Dems better back Paulson's $700 billion Wall Street bailout. And then America can laugh again, at this dildo who can't even read. [ Fox News ]