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It’s Caroline Hergenrother! Do you know Caroline Hergenrother? Caroline Hergenrother! She’s just to the right of the friendly wiener. She’s a Republican state House candidate in Ohio, is Caroline Hergenrother! And this weekend, she was dancing at a bar with someone who wasn’t her husband, so her husband got drunk and started punching everyone in the bar — including Caroline Hergenrother, his wife, accidentally! Caroline Hergenrother, YOU SO CRAZY CAROLINE. Check out her annoying website with the talking hobbit version of herself. [PolitickerOH]
I heard Caroline Hergenrother has actually been dating Lindsay Lohan for several months now.
>>Hergenrother is challenging state Rep. Linda Bolon (D-East Palestine) for the 1st district’s seat.
Ohio hates Israel.
Well, she’s to our right but the weiner’s left. And she’s SMOKIN’ HOT.
Who was that masked hot dog?
She’s got Michelle Bachmann Teeth!
For a minute there I thought “just to the right of the friendly wiener” was her political stance.
holy crap that webpage is creepy, when that thing popped up at the bottom and started talking i didn’t know if it was really seeing it at first or not.
i guess that is what i get for being drunka t 1:30
If only the husband was dressed in a wiener suit at the time. Or the brawl popped up on the bottom of her website. A man can dream.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Wonder how many asses got kicked by her hubby after her little ‘weinnie roast’!
Pursuant to the last line of the story, I think the new GOP strategy is to put as many young dumb-fuck mavericks on the Hill as quickly as possible. What the fuck.
All due respect, but what kind of BS major is “Family & Consumer Studies?”
StrangelyBrown: But more importantly, is it a wide political stance?
Mr. Hergenrother has suddenly disbanded his snowmobile dealership.
loquaciousmusic:
Really? She looks like she has one of those crispy critter tanning bed tans. In ten years, she’ll look like this:
http://www.madameandme.com/
She’s a nursing home operator bitching about regulations. Don’t you hate it when you have to feed your residents three times a day? It puts us at a competitive disadvantage with Texas.
Urbanachiever: It’s the new Home-Ec
Urbanachiever:
“Family and Consumer Studies” = Mrs degree
Urbanachiever: The study of student consumption of beer and cock. Involves lots of field study.
Urbanachiever:
At my esteemed (ahahahahahah) alma mater, Family and Consumer Sciences Education was the major for people who wanted to teach Family and Consumer Sciences (ie: Home Ec) in Junior Highs and High Schools. It was also housed under the College of Agriculture. So yeah.
Did Walnuts personally create her web site? I’ve seen bug exterminator companies with better web sites. Why do Republicans hate technology? (Or is it that techies won’t work for Republicans & therefore, sad Republicans have to get their 8 year old kids to bang out a web site for them?)
Oooo. White trash tag. Win!
Gah. That little talking version of her is terrible. “I’m in the business of helping people!…get punched by my husband. Mumble, mumble, nevermind.”
She uses a tanning bed. Her hologram presentation is spooky. Like she’s a little, tanned anger ghost.
…I’d hit it(twice)!
Hahhaha I love politicians
the talking hobbit makes me want to drink. NOW.
Wait ’til her husband finds out she’s been hanging out with a mystery masked weiner. This story can only get better.
Urbanachiever: QVC Hostess.
The hot dog on the left looks overcooked.
One thing everyone says about Caroline, she likes the weiner.
…a Republican punched his wife, whats new?
John McCain is wondering if it’s too late to change his VP selection.
Caroline is crazy and kinda state senator hot if you know what I mean. She’s wasting her talents in Ohio. This lady has potential. I submit we relocate her to Vegas and run her for Mayor. The mayor now is a reformed mobbed up lawyer so she’d be restoring dignity to the office. We’ll make Mr. Weiner her chief of staff.
This is a banhammer set-up. Dangling a hot dog picture in front of us, with this story attached, is entrapment.
Terry: Or an athlete.
Her two children (one boy, one girl) will be so proud….
El Bombastico: Coward.
GAH! That hair! Or lack of. Nasty!
Urbanachiever: Shopping at Wal-Mart
shortsshortsshorts: SRSLY. Is this part of some GOP strategy to populate congress with upper middle class white trash douchebags. Your typical “Drive the Humvee to the Jimmy Buffet concert” types. Case in point:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Schock
Urbanachiever: It concerns the consumption of wieners (if you get my meaning, if you get my drift) and diddling someone else’s family member. Simple.
Nice hair: http://www.facebook.com/people/Caroline_Hergenrother/1087285039
Jim, how in the name of unholy Jeebus is there no alt-text?
obfuscator: Oh boy! Another generation of retards! I, for one, will be too drunk to notice by that point (one can only hope).
Her husband is a Republican, too, therefore they were probably fighting over the wiener.
The most creepy part? “God Bless!”
There’s enough botox in that face to make it fall under the treaty banning biological weapons. http://www.politickeroh.com/files/politickeroh/images/hergenrother.img_assist_custom.jpg
I just sent her an email inviting her and her husband to my bar’s grand opening.
Enjoy:
Caroline,
I would like to extend an invitation to you and your husband to be involved in my bar’s “GRAND OPENING!!!!”.
First, and most importantly, I would like to invite you to dance on the bar. Get all Coyote Ugly with it. I never actually watched that movie but I hear it involves bars and dancing, much like yourself.
I would also like to invite your husband to challenge our reigning, Central Florida Toughest Man champion Charles “Bill Nelson is my Dad” Nelson in our semi-weekly competition. This would be a classic Left vs Right, Liberal vs Consevative, Democrat vs Republican fight to the finish!
Technically Kurt would have to work up to fight the champ, but, don’t worry about it; we can treat it like 2000 and then all the Jews in Boca will vote for Patrick Buchanan because they hate Israel.
Clearly you can see how this would be a fantastic chance to fill the old coffers and really push your campaign to the next level.
I know you’re probably wondering why a fundraiser in Central Florida would be beneficial to you in Ohio…
Four words: White Trash AOL users!
Ohio and Florida are both overflowing with these people. This is a target demographic like none-other! They will believe anything and will forward any bat-shit-crazy thing that someone sends them via email. I’m sure you’ve seen your inbox littered with FW:RE:FW:FW:RE: Obama’s a half-breed muslin!!! or the classic RE:FW:RE:RE:FW: Joe Lieberman is a Virgin!!! or the most current popular forward: FW:FW:FW:FW:RE: OMG Sarah Palin has an incest baby!
In an effort to really drive home the importance of this voter block: I recently read a statistic that clearly indicated that a voter block known as “dumb fuck AOL users forwarding emails” are the primary reason John McCain has managed to stay within the margin of error against Obama in the most recent national polls.
Please let me know ASAP!
Take care,
Jason
P.S. pix plz.
According to her website she is “trained in the most government oversighted business”
Evidently the Fambly Studies major at Kent State does not require Dictionary Reading 101.
I did 2 years of grad school at Kent State — nothing there requires Dictionary Reading 101. Most of the undergrads were dumb as boards. People used to joke that the school motto was “Can’t read, can’t write, can’t duck.”
Voyou Charmant:
Excellent letter. Please post her response as soon as you get it. And it’s a safe bet that, unilike you, this fine representative of God’s Own Party has actually seen Coyote Ugly.
THIS is the kind of story that makes me so so proud to be a wonkette reader.
and will POSSIBLY get me through november with my liver partly intact.