Well, if the National Enquirer’s latest story isn’t entirely factual we will just eat our hats. Once upon a time Sarah Palin’s husband Todd had a business partner — no, not that one — some snowmobile dealer named Brad Hanson, and Sarah Palin allegedly had an affair with this fellow. You see, Todd was always away on business, but Todd’s business partner stayed home, for the purposes of fucking Todd’s wife, apparently! So says the former brother-in-law of the brother of Hanson’s wife.
He took a lie detector test and everything, so it must be true! He is backed up by an anonymous source who says “Brad was a good listener,” which is Alaskan code for “he was a furry.”
SARAH PALIN LOVER REVEALED! [National Enquirer]