McCAIN’S KLEPTOCRACY: Freddie Mac insiders tell invisible pretend newspaper that McCain campaign manager Rick Davis was actually taking $15,000 a month from the ruined mortgage giant until last month. [New York Times]

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  1. That’s the thing, when people making under 5 million is what you call the middle class, nobody blinks over the matter of only $180,000 a year. They think of that as a small token.

  2. So, if we make Rick give back all the money Fannie gave him, do we get to pay less in the bailout? Every additional can of beans we can afford counts in the coming apocalypse.

  3. This is the lobbying equivalent of putting a pubic hair onto the asshole-who-yelled-at-you-about how you-don’t-know-how-to-make-a-proper-medium-rare-steak’s steak then watching with glee as said asshole pulls out the half chewed pube from his mouth.

  4. This is totally unfair. This happened, like, forever ago — a month! A month? A month is like an eternity in campaign time. The John McCain campaign of today should in no way, shape, or form be held accountable for what it was doing an entire 30 days ago.

    What we really need to focus on are the ongoing investigations of exactly when Barack Obama might have stood near to William Ayers, which would totally prove that Barack Obama wants to be President so that he can help 1960s radicals blow up the Pentagon to stop the Vietnam War.

  5. I am really looking forward to the inevitable McCain conference call tomorrow. They completely freaked the fuck up the LAST time this happened and that was a lot less damaging than this is, considering Davis was caught in a two-days-old lie.

  6. “Senator McCain’s positions on policy matters are based upon what he believes to be in the public interest,” Ms. Hazelbaker said in a written statement.

    Wow. That is the lamest non-denial denial since “we do not torture.” At least McCain can take comfort in knowing that the fundamentals of his integrity are strong.

  7. [re=105436]eatsshootsleaves[/re]: They are never screwed. McCain merely has to produce FIVE AND A HALF YEARS and he shall be secure from those mean old reporters, demanding access to McCain for QUESTIONS and other horrible things. Obviously those are not necessary, as McCain would never eat arugula or teach constitutional law or anything like that.

  8. walnuts told me this is not a reputable journalistic enterprise, this story must be a lie, it just has to be. that negro barry probably secretly stole the money with the help of one of his shifty crack headed mob friends.

  9. [re=105443]GivingForehead[/re]: This is irrelevant but I just gotta say,
    I didn’t even know wtf arugula was before this election, and ARUGULA IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

  10. Ok, they’ve lost the election.
    Tomorrow Ms. Palin goes back to the UN, meet dignitaries and ask them for letters of recommendation.
    Meanwhile, Sen. McCain makes a great speech about his experience with parachutes in Vietnam and how happy he’d be to get a silver parachute on Nov. 4.
    The end but not the end.

  11. (Can’t find where I found this!)

    Your Urgent Help Needed
    Dear American:

    I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a
    transfer of funds of great magnitude.
    I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had
    crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion
    dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most
    profitable to you.
    I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
    replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may
    know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the
    1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
    This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds
    as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names
    of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family
    lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person
    who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
    Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account
    numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to so that we may transfer your commission for
    this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with
    detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the
    Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

  12. Now we all know what an episode of Family Guy would look like if Seth McFarlane decided to do a bit where Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire ran the country. This is it folks.

  13. [re=105455]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Spam Nigerian ISP domains…I’m sure one of their princes have recovered most, in not all, of their filthy lucre to be able to lend us a hand in our hour of greatest need.

  14. Oh by the way — the foxes called, and asked if we could please replenish the henhouse, as its population seems to be depleted. Like right now.

  15. 1. i saw this whole thing in a batman movie. y’see the joker was going to shut down the whole country unless he was paid $700 billion but batman saved us.

    2. tony soprano will visit you if you don’t pay us $700 billion dollars by friday.

    3. sadam’s wmd are on wall st. pay up,or else.

    4. we’re holding our breath….. we’re turning blue. pay, pay, pay.

    5. where is, barry freakin goldwater, when we need him.?

  16. [re=105448]facehead[/re]: And it has a very pretty flower. It grows like a weed in my garden, delicious.

    Say they paid Davis, and he did not do any actual ‘work’ for them, but they gave him 15 grand a month anyway, is that not a conflict of ‘interest’ in itself? Did he give them some sort of voodoo?

    [re=105441]phillyhope[/re]: Now that is damning evidence right there. Obama only needs to stand next to people, get a text, a voice mail, or have his secretary take a message and it means he is totally in the tank with those people.

  17. Please, this was a month ago. McCain was still pro-deregulation a month ago.

    [re=105430]EnBuenOra[/re]: What is a month to a person that spent 5 1/2 years in prison!

  18. [re=105486]dilhavarti[/re]: See, that’s what the bailout is attempting to prevent. If your mortgage is worthless then you should be able to buy it for $26 worth of trinkets and beads. But then the people who wanted to make shitloads of money off of everybody’s completely unaffordable mortgages would have to pay the price for their crappy, crappy gamble. So Hank Paulson, who left Goldman Sachs with something like a half a billion dollars, is trying to shake down everybody (probably several times over) to pay for the bad gambles of a bunch of greedheads he happens to know. Don’t worry — the people who are defaulting on crap mortgages now will never get a chance to buy them back at their real shitty value.

  19. [re=105455]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Excellent! This should be the letter that accompanies the 50 percent income tax levied on everyone making more than $3 million a year. It’s the only way the country can pay for the PB (peanutbutter? paulsonbernanke?) bailout. Either that or take a month of oil company profits.

  20. I don’t know which is worse – the fact that Ricky D’s firm was still getting cash from Freddie up until last month, or the fact that he was getting paid to do nothing (except toss Walnuts salad). Hey, that sounds like my boss!!

  21. [re=105494]Hutch[/re]: I say we just take all the money out of Crazy Eyes’s vast booze empire to help pay for the bailout (translation-taxpayer assfucking).

  22. Yeah, I know all this economy stuff is important, but I want to hear more about Cap’n Crunch calling womenfolk cunts and trollops and selling them to sex-starved biker gangs, more about Ricky D’s secret gay lover (I’m just guessing there but, you know…)and Caribou Barbie’s super vagina. Stuff like that.

  23. I say we make em fight for it. get Tina Turner to stage one of her big mad max style cage fights. They get like a million bucks for every thirty seconds they’re alive in there with a hungry polar bear. that should churn through those ceos pretty quick AND it would save the polar bears. + think of the revenue it would generate.
    problem solved. now i can get back to alternatively weeping and laughing like a mad man.

  24. Walnuts’ response: Rick Davis, really? Do you know how many Rick Davises there are in the United States? There must be at least a couple thousand. The fact that you immediately assume it’s my Rick Davis shows how much in the tank you are for Obama.

  25. [re=105488]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
    “Hank Paulson, who left Goldman Sachs with something like a half a billion dollars, is trying to shake down everybody (probably several times over) to pay for the bad gambles of a bunch of greedheads he happens to know.”

    This is one of the many things that is annoying the heck out of me right now.

    Paulson is telling us to trust him, don’t read that legislation too closely since there isn’t time, and let me fix this mess that arguably he and his buddies helped to recreate. Well, actually Phil Graham, John McCain, and the rest of the deregulation lovin’ pols functionally created this mess, like linemen opening a hole in the defense for a runningback. Paulson and his gang grabbed the ball and plowed through that hole like John Riggins with his eye on the endzone.

    Yeah, Hank, I trust you to sort this one out, bucko.

  26. But gee, Ricky D. USED to pull down $35 large a month and now it’s down to only $15k? I guess he’s just not very good at what he does.

    Good. ‘Coz he sure ain’t helping the McCaca campaign at this point. Particularly the part where McCaca says Davis “has had nothing to do with it since [2005], and I’ll be glad to have his record examined by anybody who wants to look at it.” Thanks for that Juan; we’d love to look at it.

    So, did Davis lie to McCaca? Or did McCaca lie to us? How dare some fuckin’ lobbyist foul Juan’s presidential nest this way? Remember how well it turned out for Howie Wolfson when it emerged he was being paid by Colombia to lobby for something his candydate Hillz expressly militated against? Is this not a re-run of that prior episode?

    Tell us again how you’d hogtie lobbyists and kill ’em, Juan. And when you’re done that, tell us where to find Vicki Iseman’s body parts, because SOME of us don’t have the MTV attention span of a hummingbird on methamphetamines.

    [re=105475]capitol-hillbilly[/re]: Baby, I’m SO thrilled to see the return of your way-cool avatar. You do it Arthurly.

  27. [re=105421]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Yes, kleptocracy. Should be in everyone’s vocabulary since about November 2000. Will remain there if John Herbert McHoover gets elected. The kleptocratic party has already made its historic alliance with the plutocratic party, leading to the inevitable kakistocracy.

  28. Please, guys, Rick Davis was merely trying to keep Fanny solvent long enough for President McCain to reform and rescue it along with the entire financial services industry. And he would have succeeded, too, if Barack Obama hadn’t precipitated the entire housing crisis by buying a house in a respectable, white Chicago suburb, thus bringing down property values there and setting off a house value plunge domino effect that spread throughout the nation.

  29. I think I read a comic book once about a soldier who’s captured by commies and brainwashed. They send him back home with a mission to fuck things up as thoroughly as possible. That could never really happen, right?

  30. [re=105451]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: But it doesn’t! I have heard several moron voters say recently (on the news) “Obama says what people want to hear. McCain is straight with us and tells the truth.” WTF? A lot more people have had McCain Kool-Aid (TM) than Hopey Hope Juice.

  31. [re=105514]Serolf Divad[/re]: “And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids. Oh, and the meddling ‘free’ market. And those meddling bondholders.”

    “Ruh roh, John.”

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