Joe Biden Screwing Up 900 Times An Hour

Here's Joe Biden putting his mitts all over some hippie gal and telling her "we're not supporting clean coal," which is comically the opposite of what his campaign is officially supporting.

Biden -- who has also fucked up a couple of other times in the last three seconds -- shares the same problem with Bill Clinton: when there are Video Cameras in your face, they are probably recording, and they're probably going to be uploaded to the YouTubes later. Not just recording for a family video collection! Uploaded. Memorize that word, Crazy Joe. "Uploaded." Again: "Uploaded."

UPLOADED ONTO THE INTERNET.

[ ThinkProgress ]