Wonkette
- Europe will not buy worthless America from Hank Paulson, who is selling it for six homosexual Lincoln pennies. [Crooks and Liars]
- The EPA has been spiking your drinking water with rocket fuel, which means water is now $100 a barrel. [Daily Kos]
- McCain owns three foreign cars, and the only American vehicles he does have were made for him in a children’s sweatshop in Michigan by Barack Obama. [Marc Ambinder]
- The only known exchange between Palin and Karzai was Karzai telling Palin his son’s name is Mirwais and Palin responding “Oh nice.” Sarah Palin knows of no other thing on this Earth besides baby-naming and even this she cannot do correctly. [Jonathan Martin]
- Even Joe Biden thinks Barry’s dumb teevee commercials are terrible. Literally, he called them “terrible.” [CNN Political Ticker]
- According to Norm Coleman, the federal government will turn a profit from the total implosion of the economy. [Andrew Sullivan]
Did Karzai get a boner when he met Palin, and thus embarass himself and the Afghanian people?
Oh shit, that’s rocket fuel? …I thought it was old toilet paper.
I have a stalker, whom I ticked off this am. This afternoon, Richard at Gawker disabled my account. As my stalker is Cindy McCain rich, I figure he had somebody bribe the bozo. (Who gets banned for “That was almost funny”?) Anyway, if you’ve got friends over there, and Richard took less than 5 figures, could you have them all point and laugh at him. That would be great!
I really do understand messing with somebody for money, I don’t like, but I understand it. I only ask that those who would do such things be expensive. KTHX.
Palin: That’s a swell hat you have there Mr. Karzai.
Karzai: Thank you madame. It was a gift from my uncle, Mahmoud, he fought the communists and killed 23 of them with his bare hands, thanks to Allah, the prophet, peace be upon his name.
Palin: That’s nice.
Joe Biden has been in the tank for McCain all along. He just finally let it slip. Why does Joesama Bin Biden hate America and rocket water lily pads?
graceless: I got kicked out of gawker too. The teenage girls and homos didn’t like my comments, I guess.
Palin: And my son’s name is Trig.
Karzai: Trig? What the fuck kind of name is that?
Palin: It means, math is hard.
Karzai: That’s nice.
“What is his name?,” Palin asked.
“Mirwais,” Karzai responded. “Mirwais, which means, ‘The Light of the House.’”
“Oh nice,” Palin responded.
“He is the only one we have,” remarked Karzai.
“My oldest is named Track,” said Palin. “It means to get mud all over the carpet.”
“Oh… nice,” Karzai responded.
“The rest of 2008 will remain robust for bankruptcies, as will 2009,” said AACER president Mike Bickford.
What a euphemism! 2008 will be a robust year for repossessions, poverty, depression and suicide. Lots of robustness going on in those markets of failure.
LOL!! Ahmedinajad just said that our embassies alone make people cry. hahaha!
wheelie: Haven’t you heard? Failure is success! War is peace! Two plus two equals five! Have some more Victory Gin and relax.
Special Agent Jack Mehoff: That’s actually really funny.
Here in NYC, we can’t really afford the rocket fuel and have learned to settle for the Hi-Test.
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/lopate/episodes/2008/09/18/segments/109480
If perchlorate is good enough for the Martians then it’s good enough for us!
graceless: i feel your pain re gawker. the’ve stopped understanding i only care about the celebrety sightings sections. OMG! Hugh Grant just seen at Planet Hollywood…I knew it he owns 0.0001% so he always stops by for a burger when in NY
Sussemilch: When’s the part where Moosilini asked him to repent his satianic islamic terrirst religion or she will bomb him back to the stone ages?
Karzai: Y’know, Sarah, I can see Russia from my house, too.
Palin: Really?
Karzai: Yup. Gotta rusting hulk of a T-80 tank in my yard as well.
Palin : No way!
Karzai: Way!
Palin: Why didn’t you put it on e-Bay?
Karzai: *blank stare*
Juli, I think your posts have gotten really good since you started. You are perfecting the snark arts.