HA HA HA we are posting this picture because it’s funny. Apparently Larry King is interviewing, whatsisname, King Ahmad of France. On the teevee. So, CONTEST: Everyone design a Blingee for this photo, e-mail a link to the finished product to tips@wonkette.com (subject line: “LARRY KING ES HALF-BREED MUSLIN”), and we’ll post the best one at some point so you can be “famous.” [The Page]
FUN WONKETTE CONTESTS
September 23, 2008
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Boot me over to Jezebel if you must, but there’s a hella bad couture in that photo.
Ahmadinejad is a wee, little man! Are his feet even touching the floor? A wee little man, in what appears to me an outfit issued to him by the nuns who run his prison work release program or the group home.
There’s nothing to say about Larry. It’s just shocking that he’s even alive.
I’m lost, Larry King is still alive?
Okay, I tried but that website gave me a seizure and it made me feel slightly more gay.
So, they don’t make suit jackets in Iran?
It’s Apu and Mr. Burns – they NEVER have scenes together!
Am I banned? Was this sexist?
Each successive Larry King wife is hoping she’s the one that hits the jackpot of having him croak during her marriage to him.
[re=104969]magic titty[/re]: SOOOOOOOOOOOO sexist. You’re lucky you’re not dead yet.
Larry King is sitting down with Ahmadinejad? Please tell me he had preconditions…or I’ll tell you who is a terrorist appeaser!!!
Sure, wee little Ahmadinejad is unafraid of Larry King’s hard-hitting questions. But didja hear Steve Inskeep on NPR get all up in his face this morning? I thought he was channeling Dan Rather vs Sadam, circa 1990.
Kucinich has a long lost twin! doesn’t that mean he has a hot wife, too, and if yes please grace us with her visage. Some eye candy would be nice after seeing this eye poison.
It looks like a meeting between a new math teaching assistant and the department chair.
Is that a Members Only Jacket?
[re=104969]magic titty[/re]: Oh Magic Titty, your comment has made my day.
[re=104975]V572625694[/re]: I heard that. Did you hear the part where Steve said “I know you are but what am I?”
Actually King is no longer, in fact, alive; and neither is Ahmadinejad.* He’s just the first of Larry’s 72 virgins.
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* I got that without even having to look it up, spelling and all. Which puts me waaaaaaaaaay ahead of McBush.
Apparently the lovely and talented Rachel Maddow whooped on Larry King in the ratings last week. Haha. This is No Country for Old Men, Gramps.
[re=104967]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Yeah, I was going to, and then it took too long to load, and I was like, I’ll just print it out, put some glitter on it and mail it the old fashioned way.
Larry King, really? (Rachel Maddow needs to interview his punk ass.) I think the CNN folks have a secret pool in the backroom: what pol/celeb will Larry be interviewing when he keels over? Most of the interns have their money on Pamela Anderson, so he can dive headfirst into her cleavage. All the producers/anchors say Walnuts because Walnuts will reach over & strangle the life out of him with his suspenders due to the suspenders giving Walnuts ‘a look’.
[re=104963]OuterBoroughPrincess[/re]: I respect him for going Members Only on the jacket though – he’s just a playa doin’ what playas do.
Ahmadinijad looks like he’s taking Larry’s daughter to the prom.
A: You’re daughter looks very nice today.
LK: That’s my wife.
A: …
I thought that frazzly guy was the local loosie dealer down on E. 127th. He’s the King of somewhere? I could have sworn he’s our bus drivers cousin, and their whole family is from Newark. Huh. Weird. Wait, did you mean the King of France, New Jersey?
I think I have to kill myself for going through with it, but I did one. Is this what teenage girls do now? It asked me to vote on pictures of Bristol Palin’s retarded baby while I was waiting for it to finish. Uck.
One of these creatures is the missing link.
[re=104969]magic titty[/re]:
[re=104974]Condiments-Only Diet[/re]:
Wins for each, for their own respective reasons.
[re=104987]magic titty[/re]: Where did he get a Members Only jacket with shoulder pads? He totally looks like Melanie Griffith in Working Girl crossed with a substitute geometry teacher.
[re=104987]magic titty[/re]: There’s just something about the whole look that says, “shortbus.” And not in the artsy porn kind of way.
I did it, too. And I feel ill.
are they conducting this interview in a funeral parlor or what? Why do the infidels hate suits? Is Ahamady covering his junk from the death ray turtle head is emitting from his spectacles of doom? Do they have suspenders in Persia? …so many questions…
[re=105001]obfuscator[/re]: those aren’t shoulder pads in Ahmadinejad’s Members Only jacket , they’re actually Larry King’s shoulders, I’ve always wondered where they were, and now I know.
[re=104969]magic titty[/re]: WIN WIN WIN
Steve Inskeep had a fairly funny interview with Ahmadinejad on Morning Edition this a.m. It was combative, to say the least. And the best part was the female translator (!) who stayed totally calm.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/71211469-Larry-and-Mahmoud
LK: “I’d like to start the interview off by apologizing, President Ahmadinejad. I didn’t realize this interview was members only!
MA: “Fuck you. Death to America.”
[re=105001]obfuscator[/re]: Yes, the odd grey socks give him the substitute-teach look. Why are people afraid of this guy again? He might be 90 lbs.
[re=105004]OuterBoroughPrincess[/re]: Excellent reference work by you.
[re=105021]Doglessliberal[/re]: Wouldn’t it be nice if the NPR superstars could be as aggressive when interviewing, say, Henry Paulson? Honestly, when Joan Kroc gave them all that money, couldn’t they have used it to buy a pair, or borrow Susan Stamberg’s?
Why is Larry King sitting down and talking with terrorists? Why do you hate America Larry King? Why?
Jeebus, is anyone else watching windbag Mahmoud drone on and on and freaking ON at the big UN shindig? BBC Int’l finally cut him off, but Al-Jazeera Int’l is going to show all eight hours of it I think.
These one-note authoritarian dipshits do love to hear themselves talk. (See also Chavez, Hugo, who harangues poor homebound Bolivians about eleven hours a day on the teevee)
Looks like Larry’s getting a chubby.
[re=105021]Doglessliberal[/re]: Steve gave him shit about not listening to Beatles or Led Zep. Ha! Journalism gold!
[re=105052]ex-patate[/re]: Venezuelans, cretin!
[re=105022]Elitist Republican Tard[/re]: Why did I bother? Yours is AWESOME!
[re=105057]bitchincamaro[/re]: that was genius. I was laughing out loud.
[re=105034]V572625694[/re]: I agree.
Damn you Wonkette! Quit stealing my ideas!
http://www.moremuslimthanobama.com/moremuslimthanobama/
Ahmadinijad told the King he luuuvs to come to NYT and go shopping for jackets at the Salvation Army.
ya know, i saw Ahmadinejad doing his UN thingy just now, and the guy was pretty coherent, 80% of the time. I know its all propaganda, but what a sad state of affairs we have when the Shah of Iran makes more sense than a US prez
Dear Wonkette.
I know things have been crazy for you all over the last few months. BUt, I would just like to point out that it’s 2008. USE BIGGER PICTURES YOU FUCKOS!!!!
Thanks!
-Jonny-
[re=104993]Walter Sobchak[/re]: I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about with the Bristol baby but it sounds interesting. Tell me more
Larry King’s throbbing ferret :
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/71219033-Larry-King-s-Ferret
Since when did Borat get his own country to run?
You can tell ol”Ahmmawhackjob is thinking: “‘This is the King show? So where’s Elvis?”
Oh, at first I thought the headline said “Look at these two colons!”
That also would have been appropriate.
From that angle Larry looks like a lizard.
SOVIET DEPARTMENT STORE!
It looks like Larry is interviewing him for a job: “So your resume here says you’re from Tehran”…
King: So tell me your strengths
Achinsaspoejfa: I’m an excellent driver, dad let’s me drive on the driveway right after Wappner
So that’s the sonofabitch who shot Tony Soprano.
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