'Here's Your Damn Child, America'

Check out Walnuts and his old friend Arlen Specter campaigning in the Pennsylvania town of "Media" yesterday. The "old hands" don't seem to enjoy schlepping this broad around very much, but whatcha gonna do? McCain rally strategy: come on stage with some other local old Senator dude, then roll out that brat in the leather jacket and have her say the words "hockey mom" and do a flip into a pool of 40-degree water, naked. [ Philadelphia Will Do ]