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This new Republican National Senatorial Committee ad against Minnesota candidate Al Franken calls him a rape-lover who loves to rape white women or really rape anything; rapes boys, rapes pandas, even rapes himself when he’s out of other things to rape. Rape rape rape rape raper rap erp rae peraraep. The rape ad tells us that his rape porn is “so vile” that even the rapey DEMOCRATS denounced it, the Democrats, the terrible insect-raping Democrats. And that’s why Al Franken’s in teevee rapist jail at the end of the ad: for raping rape. [YouTube]
If they really wanted to ruin Al’s senate run then all they had to do was play clips of “Stuart Saves His Family.”
Well, you just haven’t arrived until you’ve been denounced by the National Republican Senatorial Committee. They do know he’s a comedian, right?
ManchuCandidate: Oh, really now! Even the Repugs wouldn’t stoop that low!
I’d be down for that so long as the NRSC admits that McCain’s gorilla-rape knee slapper makes him unfit as well. Can’t make an omelette…as so forth.
I really don’t see the harm in raping pandas. They’re endangered! Anything we can do to help their procreative efforts should be lauded. Kudos to panda-rapist Al Franken.
Where did that wonderful ape go?
So they’re indignant because Al Franken is stealing the pro-rape-joke vote away from them? I guess we know where that marvellous ape went now.
Wait - pandas?
Wait, since when does being shouty and violent make someone unfit for office?
Jim, just curious - did you come up with the phrase “insect-raping”, or is that from somewhere else? It’s a disturbing mental image, for sure, but I need to be sure that you thought of it before I start quoting you around the office.
SayItWithWookies: Nice. Nikolai, too, but his long name means that I cannot reply to him with a FTW! comment.
OMG!!! AL FRANKEN IS SHORTSSHORTSSHORTS!!!!!
Norm Coleman is a skinny little lying, conniving wife-beating idiot who has had his eraser head so far up Bush’s butt that thrombosed hemorrhoids are bursting in his nasal passages.
That’s nothing. In Oklahoma, Crazy Jim Inhofe has gone all Willie Horton on a guy he’s already beating by like 30 points:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rYrbG8GutE
Seriously, Senator, was that all of the scary photos of black people you had on hand, or did you hold a few back for the next ad?
Angry people who shout a lot and tell rape jokes have no business being in the senate. The Oval Office is completely different.
StrangelyBrown: I really am starting to hate these scare tactic ads which are long on scare and short on facts. Throwing out a wild guess, I’m presuming that there was a very good reason why the guy voted against the bill and that it had nothing to do with that particular provision. Sheesh.
Did Lee Atwater’s corpse somehow go to work for the RNSC? I can’t wait until Al Franken breaks Willie Horton out of jail and brings him back to Minnesota in his rape van (that runs on rapeseed oil), so they can rape some people together, in Al’s rape hut behind his house on Rape Street. Then he can go out with Jesse Ventura and physically assault some people, before he rapes them.
butsecks!
Cogito Ergo Bibo: They know, but they’re hoping nobody else does.
Free rape kits for all that vote against Frankin. Wait you have to pay for them. Dognabbit.
He’s got my vote.
Darehead: As a resident of the state he represents, I approve of your description of Norm Coleman. I couldn’t have said it better myself. Although, I would have referenced his changing of parties at some point in my version.
Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin :
That’s different. That is a Republican approved rape joke full of family values.
That’s nothing. Bill Murray smoked pot with gophers. And Chevy Chase snorted coke off a witch doctor.
hahaha… I would love to know what that clip is where Franken is yelling and the announcer is talking about his “violent outbursts,” I’ll bet you dollars to donuts that he’s imitating Rush Limbaugh or something.
PoliTacky: I was thinking exactly the same thing, that’s his BillO impression!
ManchuCandidate: I heard they’re mailing copies to registered voters.
The National Rape Lobby wouldn’t even endorse Franken. So how much can he truly love rape? Not much if the NRL won’t back you.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
*barf*
At least he’ll get the pro-rape vote. Which is….um…good?
Rape rap?
Rap rape?
Rapper rape?
Raper rap?
Rap-a-rap-rippety-rape?
Rip-rap-a-rappety-rip?
etc.
Can we bring back the talking fish?
Ummmm….. October surprise?
facehead: I have nothing on that disgusting rapest Al Franken.
jimh: How dare that comedian base his comedy on tragedy? IT’S UNHEARD OF!! Oh, wait…
OK, Republican National Senatorial Committee, say it along with me, COM-EEE-DEE-ANN. I’m sure most, if not all, residents of Minnesota understand the concept, dumbasses.
That does it. I’ getting a Franken sign for my front yard and I’m hanging a pair of panties on it.
When I was in the 4th grade my father made me read “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot,” and I am thoroughly convinced that Franken is an evil genius.
You all laugh, which is easy to do since none of you have ever been raped by Al Franken.
If Al Franken rapes you in Alaska, will Sarah Palin make you pay for the rape kit?
Y’know it’s amazing how many women I’ve met in the Twin Cities have creepy stories about being sexually harassed by Norm Coleman while out at a club or restaurant or something. Seriously, there’s probably enough of these chicks to form a 527. Somebody should investigate his behavior with female pages; I bet there’s some good stories there.
middlewest: It should be noted that in this campaign it seems whenever a Repubsmut accuses a Demtard of some kind of behavior the Repubsmut has exhibited that behavior. They are all imitating Rove’s tactics of accusing others what they are guilty of or responsible for.
Rapey Republicans are just jealous Al works for the other team. Take that every way you can.
anyone remember that scene from Trading Places involving Al Franken and ape rape buttsecs?
I am not making this up. I’d post a link but I’m not going to.
Hilarious if only because Norm Coleman is a less-than-discrete womanizer. Very clever of Norm to try and deflect his philandering.
10 second response ad: Norm Coleman, frankly, a Republican.
The thing they should have mentioned is that it’s the women who had consensual sex with Al who feel the most degraded. They have no excuses.
middlewest: FEMALE pages? When did Coleman stop being a Republican?
I just happen to be reading Franken’s “Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”.
This a looks like it fits right in there…
shortsshortsshorts: God bless your father.
Did that ad say he writes pornography?
Oh hell to the no: As a resident of the state he rape-resents,
/fixed