- The FBI invaded a dorm party thrown by the college sophomore who “hacked” Palin’s email, but he escaped, and is probably hiding out in the bedroom of any girl who watched him outrun the Feds. [Fresh Intelligence]
- Obama is stockpiling all America’s guns for himself, forcing this poor Bitter to go into the woods and find Obama and shoot him with the last remaining deer rifle. [Ben Smith]
- Use this Internet website to convince the government to buy all your dumb shit when you eventually move to the Dominican Republic, to live in Charlie Rangel’s illegal pleasure villa. [Matthew Yglesias]
- In the grand tradition of all people to have visited North Dakota, Obama has decided to get the hell out of there. [CNN Political Ticker]
- Looks like McCain’s plan to postpone all the Trooper-Gate business until after the election worked. This will be accomplished by hiding Palin from some tuff-guy named “Branchflower” until January. [TPMMuckraker]
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Branchflower said he pretty much has what he needs to finish his Barbiegate investigation, thankyouverymuch. Apparently, almost everyone involved already had to talk to the Attorney General (who handed over all that material to the Branchflower dude). So it ain’t over until it’s over!
Wonder if you can use the “Feds tried to pin hacking a US VP candidate’s personal email account on me” as an excuse for turning in your English Lit paper a little late…
McCain’s vetting skills are apparent in this interview on Today regarding economy whiz Carly Fiorina:
http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com/2008/09/john-mccain-defending-carly-fiorina.html
I grew up next to Fargo, ND, and lived there for three years. There is literally nothing worth doing in the entire state. People there go cross-country skiing, for fun. And die, because it’s negative a million degrees.
The FBI invaded a dorm party thrown by the college sophomore who “hacked” Palin’s email, but he escaped, and is probably hiding out in the bedroom of any girl who watched him outrun the Feds.
The first time in history a 4-Chan-tard posted “BRB; FBI” and meant it.
The coverup is always worse than the crime. You’d think Republicans would know this by now.
“We’ve had to temporarily suspend our investigation into Governor Palin.”
“Why?”
“Moose Season is coming up.”
“When does that end?”
“2088.”
Kinda surprising, really, that Hopey at one point thought he had a chance in a state populated entirely by survivalists and flat-earthers.
[re=103823]Strictly for the Tardcore[/re]: OMG, they are probably all creaming themselves over their relevance at the moment.
Huzzah! Thank the stars for David Kernell, proving that not everyone in Memphis is a) a megalomaniacal whackjob or a bigoted nutbag.
When are the bitterz gonna learn – all Democrats (and definitely not Barry) DO NOT want to take away all their guns. To do so, to even say that they might possibly maybe in one thousand years have even entertained the notion for even 2 seconds would be political suicide, and Barry, of all people, is not dumb.
Sorry for the lack of snark, but I live in a western, hunting state, and I’ve had to grow up my entire life hearing all this garbage about how “Democratic candidate X wants to take my guns!!!!!!”
Fucking retarded…
I hate the fucking NRA!!
[re=103845]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I’d go over to check, but I’ve developed a rather severe allergic reaction to stupid since I was last there. I’d bet money that they’ve declared Kernell their new Messiah, though.
[re=103829]Serolf Divad[/re]: Yeah, well, there’s been no end to weirdness this convention season, so even that didn’t seem so far-fetched at the time.
When Barry loses, it will all be because the NRA and other evil wingnut orgs slimed his reputation completely beyond all repair. There oughtta be a law making political lies illegal.
Why would a Democratic President want your shotgun? He’d have all those nice tow missiles, tanks and nukes to fuck up some poor Muslims life with. They don’t need to knock down your tin shack to grab your Red Rider BB gun for kicks any more. That’s why God invented the Middle East.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
[re=103877]HedonismBot[/re]: If Barry loses, it’ll be because the conservotards stole the fucking thing again, not because of the electoral college. I promise.
Speaking of which, why the fuck can’t the Dems ignore that thing called “their consciences” and rig this fucking thing for once? Please?
I like the “probably never been hunting a day in his life.” Now that’s some relevant experience for running a country.
That said, why are the NRA ads one thousand times better than McCain’s?
[re=103919]Kaylub[/re]: Dude, have you ever been a community organizer? Im not shitting you, I’ve been shot AT for being a white dude in North Wilmington DE after dark. And I picked myself up and knocked on the next door.
Yeah I’m against guns, cuz I’ve been HUNTED for a day in my life.
[re=104062]HomoPolitico[/re]: I’m a bit different. I hunted with my father early in life and he basically taught me –the way I understood it then is the way I understand it now– the absolute power of guns. I don’t own any guns myself, but I do understand the use for shooting game. I’m not an NRA member as my father is, but I do respect the second amendment.
Sorry for your white guy/black neighborhood scuffle. Did you just wander in there or were you lost? Haha, you shoulda been packin’. (seriously) NOT!
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