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TINA FEY HATES SARAH PALIN’S GUTS: “I want to be done playing this lady Nov. 5. So if anybody can help me be done playing this lady Nov. 5, that would be good for me.” [Huffington Post]
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In what respect, Charlie?
I feel for this woman, I truly do. The only thing I can picture is that after the SNL opener, she went home, set the shower for “boiling” and started scouring her flesh with lava soap and a pumice rock for use a sponge.
My excuse for the SS and shrinks….I did it to impress Tina Fey.
“But then my kid saw her on TV and said, `That’s Mommy!’” [Fey] said.
Oh, now that’s just mean. Poor Tina. Even her kid is leaning Republican.
…did Tina Fey just ask one of her fans to assassinate Caribou Barbie?! Sure sounds like it!
We ALL want Palin to be a dead comedy topic by November 5.
So who’s going to play her after she’s banished back to Bumblefuck on the 5th of November, as a shamed and corrupt Governor forced to resign due to the myriad of scandals she has personally overseen?
I need to see a bigger version of that picture… NOW!
I had my suspicions about this Fey lady after that compelling SNL performance. It felt like she really meant it, like she really understood what was at the root of Bible Spice. Now to save my 30 Rock Dvd Collection from the shredder! brb
Why is it that Tina Fey is extremely sexy to me and Sarah Palin doesn’t move my meter?
I am hoping Fey does at least one more skit, for the Nov. 8 show, where, after her loss, Palin is back at the AK governor’s mansion cleaning her guns and muttering about how if they want Alaska to be part of this commie pinko country, they can come pry it from her cold, dead hands.
Ahhh… that’s better… http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/08-15/tina-fey-host-snl.jpg
Tawmn: Because smart women are hawt, Tawmn.
Tawmn: It’s the aura of evil
who will remove this stone from tina’s shoe?
Viva la Cynthia: We ALL want Palin to be a dead politician by November 4.
/fixed
Tawmn: Same reason as me, probably: right-wing politics is a turn-off and everyday Glasses!’ jawline looks more and more like that of the majestic moose.
Tina’s all hawtness.
grendel: OhdearholyOdinIwanttotouchherininappropriateways
Tawmn: Tina Fey has a nerdbrain. Palin has a birdbrain. Or a vacuous lobster cavity which attempts to function as a brain.
Strictly for the Tardcore: no, we don’t, because then McCain will ask Mittens to join the ticket and win. We want Palin to stay around commiting awful gaffes and losing votes every time she opens her mouth.
Surely Tina Fey can turn her Bible Spice doppleganger into a movie — sort of an adult Mean Girls. And what about a Tina Fey line of slutty librarian glasses. Might as well profit.
Smoke Filled Roommate: Yeah, I think that’s it… The sexy librarian thing only works if the woman is smart enough to be a librarian…
unless meant ironically “lady” is really a stretch
Doglessliberal: I want Tina Fey to open her mouth too and… better stop there.
Tawmn: Because the post-coital conversation would be 1000% more interesting.
OMG OMG OMG! My BFF Barry just texted me again! They need my help locally!!! I live in Seattle so I’m not sure what that means… Is Walnuts! closing the gap on the hipster vote?
Kev-O-Tron: Nah, they’re doing it everywhere… they want an updated Zipcode… I’m impressed with their use of technology for organizing their ground game.
…I cant wait for the lifetime movie based on Palin’s life!
A snark! A snark! My kingdom for a snark!
Actually, being a Wall Street money manager, my kindom now consists of a cardboard box that sits down by the north-side tracks of the N. Hyde Park train station. Anyone interested?
oh yeah, nice olivettiii!
AngryBlakGuy:
“Snow Bunny and the Angry Dwarf”?
Tawmn:
Sarah doesn’t move my peepee a centimeter, but then again
I’m getting older and now it takes more than a pulse and a body
temperature above ambient to rock my world these days.
Kev-O-Tron: grendel: Damn. And I thought I was special. That maybe Barry wanted to know where I was located so that he could drop by for a naughty game of hoops.
Kev-O-Tron: He just texted me too! And I was in the little boy’s room. Not appropriate, Barack. Not appropriate.
I live in NYC with teh gays and teh Wall Streetz and teh dirty Jews, so black Senator Obama can’t possibly need my help locally, can he?
grendel: Same with the French Maid scenario– “Yes, but can you really dust the cobwebs?”
AngryBlakGuy…
Born on a mountain top in Alaskee,
Most miserable state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so’s she knew every tree,
Killed her a bar when he was only three!
Sarah! Barracuda! Queen of the wild frontier!
Fought single handed through the entitlement war,
Till the crooks was whipped and peace was restored.
And while she was handling this risky chore,
Made herelf a legend, forevermore.
Sarah! Barracuda! The woman who don’t know fear.
…or…evidently…not don’t know much of anything. Har!
grendel: Cogito Ergo Bibo: magic titty:
Gawd what a tease! Still, I bet I’m the only one that got the picture message of him jerking off in the bathroom RIGHT?!?
I moved my mouse over the picture to read the alt-text, but then there wasn’t any, so I just started drawing on her boobies.
I AM A MISOGYNIST.
Serolf David made a comment here not too long ago, which was brilliant and accurate as always, to the effect that Palin was being sold short by the Rove/Repubs to lower expectations. Thus, anything she did other than drool and fondle herself on TV would be treated as proof of her overwhelming talent. Well, maybe they went a little too far. Palin was given such instant star treatment that, in light of her past and her completely hollow principles, she can only sink upon further scrutiny. I do ever so truly hope that she will continue to founder and whiz around in a self-destructive death spiral. I really want to see her turn on McCain in October when the end seems near, in the insane belief that she’ll be setting up her 2012 run. Then she can vanish.
fuzznuts: I recommend the ever popular Cialis and Grey Goose martini… but I’m not sure that would even get it done for this one.
AngryBlakGuy: titled, “Not Without My Lipstick” or any one of these.
Q2: Lot of time on your hands, Q? (Seriously, that was pretty good!)
Palin - blech!
Watch the Johnny Mac interview regarding Palin on the 60 Minutes website…when asked
if he feels SP would make a good president (not just vice) he says
“Absolutely”. But, his subconscious is getting the best of him here…
he is saying yes with his mouth, but his head is going back and forth
as if indicating “no”. It’s at about the 2:41 mark in the video…
ManchuCandidate: “Cotton Comes to Harlem”?
“Sheba, Baby”? “Borat”?
Kev-O-Tron: Jealous!
Kev-O-Tron: How did you get into my text account?! Barry swore he only sent that pic to me.
Kev-O-Tron: I took that picture, sorry.
Isn’t that everyone’s nightmare, that suddenly someone who looks exactly like you will ascend to national prominence and then spend the next few weeks becoming a national laughingstock thereby linking you to failure solely on looks? At least none of us has to play that person on TV.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Looks like I’ll be the one stuck doing Sarah Palin impressions — which sucks cause my bullwinkle dildo is still in hock.
Tina-
If you can figure out a way that we can stop playing this horrible “Sarah Palin” character, let me know.
-Sarah Palin
i think tina fey is hot in that picture but palin seems to annoy me. does that mean I’m geh?
Kev-O-Tron: he texted me, too, and I am in Virginia. There were also TONS of Barry volunteers out last weekend registering people to vote. The dude has the best organization I have ever seen.
Miller: That’s one of my nightmares. Most of my other ones, these days, involve a certain governor from Alaska.
Actually, as bad as it is to look like Palin, I don’t feel that bad for her–after all, if you are Tina Fey you look more like Tina Fey than Sarah Palin, and looking a lot like Tina Fey is a lot better than looking a little like Sarah Palin.
Doglessliberal: I’ll be canvassing in the poor neighborhoods in Seattle this week. Okay, I have a bad habit of taking threads OT lately but I need some back up here:
A really close friend of mine was deported to Venezuela from NYC about four years ago. He is trying to come back. He is a very staunch supporter of Chavez and tells me I’m “taking the Obama pill” and that the two-party system is broken, blah blah blah. I’m pretty dumbfounded. Any suggestions on how to handle this. We’re in the middle of a testy email exchange.
Somebody get that woman one of those Transparent PVC Balls so she can roll around without hurting herself. A Palin-Dome? A Bitch-Ball? A Pleasurable Release?
Kev-O-Tron: ask him for a substantive response to each of Obama’s policy positons as set out, in detail, on Obama’s web page. Then, ask him to look at McCain’s and do the same. Would the USA and the world be better with McCain? If he has not done this analysis then he is as bad as soundbite commercials on Faux News and really has no right to participate in a debate. If he does this analysis and says yes, the world is better with McCain, there’s nothing you can say, anyway.
Tawmn: I think that brilliant sexpert Hugh Hefner explained it all when he pointed out that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. Obvious you detect a brain in one woman and not the other.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: I was thinking of how depressing that must be…to know you have to kill your own child.
Kev-O-Tron: Ah, if it’s so f’d up here, he wants to come back why? Rhetorical question, I’ve been to Venezuela.
Kev-O-Tron: The two party system is what it is. This time around, certainly, someone from one of those two parties will win. Voting for a third party candidate is a wasted vote (unless you voted for Nader instead of Gore, in which case it wasn’t wasted but it does make me want to kill you). Is he supporting Grampy? ‘Cause at least on immigration, and given Crusty McOldster’s whole “I know that was my bill but now I don’t support it” thing, there isn’t a lot of difference between the candidates there. Voting for the least crazy one seems the best choice.
BobLoblawLawBlog: At the very least, there would need to be brainwashing involved. Maybe she could just hire a really good deprogrammer.
Strictly for the Tardcore: Seriously. Why did I have to see the above pic at work? Now I have to drive all the way home to masturbate. DUMB.
AnnieGetYourFun: A move that dumb is very uncharacteristic for you. Are you ill? Are you feeling okay (besides, you know, the hot and botheredness)?
Kev-O-Tron: Wait, he’s a staunch supporter of Chavez and is trying to clown on Barry? Does he realize WcCain’s position on Chavez (i.e. everyone south of the border is a crazy America-hating tyrant and/or fruitpicker)?
For that matter, doesn’t he realize that, being a Chavez supporter, Homeland Security now has an excuse to shove a police baton up his dick on his way into the country?
Kev-O-Tron: Send a note to the INS letting them know that he’s a supporter of Chavez. Problem solved.
grendel: Win. We don’t need no steenkin’ Chavez supporters messing with our Obama high.
Strictly for the Tardcore: Oh, everything’s good. It’s just that I share an office now and can no longer masturbate at work.
A good way to cool down is to remember that Fey backed Clinton during the primaries.
Kev-O-Tron: Run to Barry now, Kev. Kill anybody in your way.
I think it’s about time we let Tina Fey off the hook and find the porn version of Sarah Palin…
Fellas? I’m not exactly familiar with the latest porn gals, know of anyone? Because I’ve got a few projects in mind:
- The Bridge to EVERYWHERE
- I Can Take Russia In My Mouth
- Pitbull Follies
Tawmn: Attitude.
Tawmn: Because Tina Fey is smart.