This dingus running for president thinks there is such a thing as a “mid-growth” stock, and that you should diversify your risk when you invest. But as one brave YouTube genius points out … Shit, what is this person talking about? The point is, this COMMUNITY ORGANIZER shouldn’t be trusted with managing the money of hard-working white Americans and that’s what a president is: an investment manager. [YouTube]

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  1. Yeah, I guess I would rather vote for the guy who has 13 cars, ?? homes, a 100millionaire-hess for a wife, wants a blue ribbon commission after the credit markets blow, employed the very lobbyists who created this mess and never did a thing beyond the public teat because Obama believes in mid-growth stock.

  2. I wonder how long Obiwan-something, or Jedi-something (conservatards love starwars) took to find this footage of nothing? As we speak right now, Dumb and Dumber are stumping saying stupider shit.

  3. I hate to tell ya, guys and gals, there are such things as mid-growth stocks. Who made this video? I’m sure they are doing great on the stock market.

  4. Don’t make jokes, Barry! The Republicans get really scared when black men try to make funnies. I know you demonstrated that you were trying to learn more about investment/the economy in that clip, but learning is for ELITISTS!! If you don’t know something about a specific topic, be proud of your ignorance, and then say we may have to go to war with it. Nothing solves problems better than violence.

  5. [re=103011]Formerly Preferred[/re]: Well, you see, mid-growth stocks, or as we call them in Alaska, low-growth stocks with lipstick, are frungible, and made of molecules, and we need to protect this precious natural resource with the environmental regulation that John McCain didn’t have for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN!.

  6. [re=103017]Strictly for the Tardcore[/re]: My shoes are ‘frungible’ and I have been wearing them for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN. Is Caribou Barbie a character from the Simpsons? If she get to use made up words like that, than I get to as well. Example : Barack Obama is a perfectly cromulent canidate.

  7. Duh, duh, dunnnn! Oh how scary! The evil black man is making fun of my stocks! I swear, if this the worst he could come up with my hope for Hopey winning on the economy just took flight. Idiots.

  8. [re=103024]Hunter Gathers[/re]: And as in uffish thought he stood,
    The Jabbercuda, with lips of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
    And burbled as she came!

  9. How was this “moran” able to even post a video, when they can’t even google “mid-cap
    stock”? Sara, this look deep into the duality of man will surely give me food for thought the rest of the day. Thank you so much.

  10. [re=103008]HuskyMescan[/re]: Interesting article.

    Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac together paid Mr. Davis’s firm $35,000 a month. Mr. Davis “didn’t really do anything,” Mr. McCarson, a Democrat, said.

    Which is the literal definition of bribery, no?

    Also, I learned that Rick Davis looks like Mr. Burns from almost every angle.

  11. [re=103032]ProgHead777[/re]: Rick Davis couldn’t hold Monty Burns’s Depends. I tend to think that Ricky D. looks like the sort of asshole that would foreclose on your grandma’s house. No more cookies for you!

  12. all these guys should just stick to broad brush issues and pothole filling. its a gambling operation.
    textbook, playbook scenarios as demonstrated even in sports activities or just crossing the street can be hazardous to your health.

  13. Well, judging from the grammar quality of this dingus’s storyboard, I’d say Mr. Econ 101 Genius here needs to be bitch-slapped back to first semester Freshman Comp.

  14. So what? The choice is between two guys who aren’t economic experts…I guess I’ll take the one who is less dumb? The one who maybe wasn’t involved in the Keating Five or the LAST big economic freakout…?

  15. [re=103039]Hunter Gathers[/re]:[re=103032]ProgHead777[/re]:
    At least we can have a beer with Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns rarely cries and whines as much as Rick Davis, sleazy car salesman.

  16. Wow, you know, that “” site is really really helpful! Not only do it clearly show B’iraq Hussein don’t know his mid-growth from his medium cap, but that he has some pretty strange “bedfellows” (and that Jeebus put queers on a cross in better days) and there’s cool artwork of big breasted womenz and John and Sarah on battleships with fireworks and shit.

    I shore am glad there’s some truth and honisty coming out of these Internets finally. Whew.

  17. As a person with an extensive background in investment banking I think…. Oh fuck it. Who am I kidding? The extent of my knowledge about the economy doesn’t go past my monthly pay day loans.

    The shift away from boilerplate election issues towards our struggling economy has left me presidentially retarded. At this point I’m resigned to voting for whoever uses the most Econ 101 buzzwords I recognize from my college days. Either that or I’ll just vote for the good looking (read: clean and articulate -Joe Biden) black guy.

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