Wonkette
While FBI and Secret Service agents continue to investigate how Sarah Palin could be so retarded as to choose “Wasilla high” as the answer to her “Forgot your password?” question on Yahoo! e-mail, another (less important) “hacking” has rocked America’s most placid colony, Iraq. The website of Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani, the most powerful ever Shia cleric, has been pillaged by a gang of rascally Internet teenagers called “Group XP,” named to honor their favorite version of Microsoft Windows. The hackers have posted on their conquered site a YouTube of Bill Maher mocking the Ayatollah. WE BET THE AYATOLLAH WILL THINK THIS PRANK IS FUNNY AND JUST LAUGH IT OFF. [Colorado Independent]
With a link to get a free Ayatollah Asshola T-shirt.
Fortunately the situation in Iraq has become so stable that there’s no possible way that publicly mocking a prominent cleric could lead to increased violence.
I’m waiting for when a group of kids playing video games realize they’re actually fighting in an intergalactic war.
Wait, Iraq has teh Internets?
WagTehGod:
That’s what I was wondering, too. Who knew radical fundimentalist clerics had web sites. Is he on Facebook, too?
Oh great now Maher and Tim Robbins will have fatwas against them and everyone who rents The Shawshank Redemption will be branded an infidel.
…I heard that the Ayatollah’s password was “72 V1rg1ns”!
tunamelt: haha win!
tunamelt: …hehehehe, I love the movie “Star Fighter” too!!!
THAT WAS WAY FUNNIER THAN FAMILY GUY.
Terry: Not quite the same thing, but…
AngryBlakGuy: Nah, it was “Najaf high”…
He got clerickrolled.
AngryBlakGuy: How could he not use at least one non-alphanumeric character. No wonder he got “hacked.”
Terry: Yeah, I saw his facebook page, he describes himself as a “Fuckin’ Redneck”
spencer: Damn…and I was awaiting that prequel to Arlington Road…
No group named after a Windows operating system deserves the label ‘leet hax0rz’. They are, at best ’script kiddies’, which means the site hacked uses security defeatable by two-year-olds (NB: this is what comes of reading the Qu’ran instead of the users manual).
Real hackers use Linux. Geebus.
Todds password: I’llJustPutTheTipIn
Hey, it got him access to Sarah’s private site.
Anyone know if Sarah has actual breasts, or are those only
permafrost nipples?
Just askin……..
I liked the first half, then Maher got all preachy
fuzznuts: Those are MooseNutz that she keeps on a chain around her neck
TGY: Nah, BSD. Linux is all corporate now. *tries to start a ridiculous flame war*
grendel:
I would have said “Toddznuts” since she’s leading him around by
his lower brain.
AngryBlakGuy: I always assumed no one else had ever seen “The Last Star Fighter”. Simply awesome.
Terry: Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani just poked Muqtada al-Sadr.
MoonshineJoe: Isn’t that the plot to “Ender’s Game”, too?
…Oh gawd, Jim’s gonna ban me for being a huge furry nerd.
The resulting fatwa against WindowsXP will push more people to vista. Bill Gates’s evil plans are coming to fruition!
Naked Bunny with a Whip: I was referencing Ender’s Game, if it makes you feel any better?
AngryBlakGuy: “Last Starfighter” All time greatest Robert Preston movie ever! (Well, except for Victor/Victoria and The Music Man.) Now I gotta go on Netflix….
“Fatwa on Everyone” is my favorite category ever. This week.
MoonshineJoe: Hey, I’ve actually had dinner with Lance Guest.
We watched Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction at some jingle composer’s
house in LA. No lie…he was nice…his girlfriend was knocked up. This
has nothing to do with the topic at hand…I’ll shut up now.
Someone didn’t bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and… god.
tunamelt: “Ender’s Game” reference, friend?
Microsoft drop Seinfeld and bring in al-Sistani as a pitch man?
magic titty: Just you wait, an attack from bugs in space will be just the catalyst that our government needs to fix the economy and spread hegemony across the planet.
MoonshineJoe: Undeterredbyreality: …definitely a Sci-Fi classic.
tunamelt: You’ve seen those unrepentant kangaroo rats, haven’t you? Mm hmm…
tunamelt: *does a victory lap*
tunamelt: Ender’s Game pwns Starfighter. Though it is harder to masturbate to the latter, don’t let anyone ever disrespect you for liking Ender’s Game… aww.. my cat just pooped on me! WAAAAA!
PWNATOLLAH! Though I must say, this guerrilla marketing will really help Religulous open big in Iran. I smell a first weekend box office record!
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Reminds me of a roll of toilet paper I once saw that said “Wipe your hole-a with the Ayatollah.” Funny redneck stuff, eh?
Sistani’s a pretty old guy and may not read e-mail. Likewise, he IS rather more intelligent than Sarah Palin or the average US pol (it’s not hard), and may be able to judge the important things in his life from the unimportant ones.
Zhu Bajie
Texan Bulldoggette: Did it have John Haggee’s picture? How about Rod Parsley’s?
Zhu Bajie