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Here’s the latest ad from the New Barack Obama, who’s nothing more than a big meanie. It’s responding to an independent ad from BornAliveTruth.org that claimed Barry voted to KILL LIVE BABIES — ones that have actually popped out of the vag! — during his pitiful tenure as a state senator. Obama directly blames this smear on the McCain campaign as yet another “DESPICABLE LIE.” Why is this fruitball Barack Obama suddenly trying to play politics? [YouTube]
Alternate headline “Barack Obama Throws Newborn Babies Under the Bus”
I don’t support infant health care: we need to thin the herd.
Five and half more lies, Alan, five and a half more lies
Part two: tying these despicable lies to Georgie-porgie.
i’m sorry but when did it become bad to kill babies???
Even I’m mature enough to know that not every negro muslim politician wants to sacrifice toddlers on the altar of Baal. Geez.
You do realize that in 2012 the presidential campaign will consist entirely of two guys sitting before their computers with a copy of Windows Movie Maker, a browser open to a YouTube video dowload/conversion site, and a copy of Audacity, churning out YouTube attack videos against each other, every 30 minutes right?
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Oh snap, McCain is a lieabetic with lieabeties!
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Serolf Divad: and it will be glorious
offensive ethnic joke here:
When, according to the Jewish faith, does a fetus become viable?
After it’s graduated from medical school.
Jonathan Swift would’ve liked to offer a modest proposal to Mr. Obama
These ads are getting better… they need to roll out the “John McCain wants to privatize Social Security… to put your Social Security money into the stock market that he called ‘a casino’… John McCain, why gamble our retirement?”
Serolf Divad: As long as we can liveblog it in the nude, I’m there.
I thought Barack Obama was a Democrat. Didn’t he realize that that means being a political bottom?
How could he.
Only the GOP wants to kill BORN babies with wars, guns, no healthcare and the death penalty.
Considering that 50% of the babies could grow up and vote for republicans,
it’s sort of a wash.
Now if we could only get retroactive abortions in motion, we could clean up
that cancer on society that is republicanism, from Bush down, or up if you’re
thinking that way.
Serolf Divad: Are you the crazy Texan narrating?
gurukalehuru:
Hey, you’re leaving out the law school grads. Why do you hate America so?
Deepthroat: I love a nice hot plate of eggs with a slab of placenta in the morning. It invigorates the blood!
fuzznuts: Considering immigrant birth rates it’s not 50-50. The Repug party is dying on the vine.
What would we do without teh Utubs?
Babies- the other white meat.
Babies- It’s what’s for dinner!
Got babies?
Serolf Divad: “My mind is going, I can feel it.”
seriously though, babies are soooo overated. I hope when the Chinese take over, they implement their brilliant one-child policy here as well… and then there’s an earthquake! HAHAHAHAHA (no, that’s terribly sad)
Take home message: John McCain kills babies with his lies.
this ad is making me all hopey again which is also making me frantic!!! WHEN IS THIS STUPID CAMPAIGN GOING TO BE OVER??? I’M GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sleazy Ads. Anti-Choice. Raddled Old Coot. That’s John McCain.
Now that’s lying I can believe in.
…as opposed to McUndead’s preference to eat them alive?
McCain picks up the phone: “Hey, everybody, it’s Barak Obama…Hold on, I’ll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.”
Deepthroat: Good one. Reminds one of the description of lawyers in Gulliver,
I said, “there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving, by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are slaves. For example, if my neighbour has a mind to my cow, he has a lawyer to prove that he ought to have my cow from me. I must then hire another to defend my right, it being against all rules of law that any man should be allowed to speak for himself. Now, in this case, I, who am the right owner, lie under two great disadvantages: first, my lawyer, being practised almost from his cradle in defending falsehood, is quite out of his element when he would be an advocate for justice, which is an unnatural office he always attempts with great awkwardness, if not with ill-will. The second disadvantage is, that my lawyer must proceed with great caution, or else he will be reprimanded by the judges, and abhorred by his brethren, as one that would lessen the practice of the law. And therefore I have but two methods to preserve my cow. The first is, to gain over my adversary’s lawyer with a double fee, who will then betray his client by insinuating that he hath justice on his side. The second way is for my lawyer to make my cause appear as unjust as he can, by allowing the cow to belong to my adversary: and this, if it be skilfully done, will certainly bespeak the favour of the bench. Now your honour is to know, that these judges are persons appointed to decide all controversies of property, as well as for the trial of criminals, and picked out from the most dexterous lawyers, who are grown old or lazy; and having been biassed all their lives against truth and equity, lie under such a fatal necessity of favouring fraud, perjury, and oppression, that I have known some of them refuse a large bribe from the side where justice lay, rather than injure the faculty, by doing any thing unbecoming their nature or their office.
“It is a maxim among these lawyers that whatever has been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice, and the general reason of mankind. These, under the name of precedents, they produce as authorities to justify the most iniquitous opinions; and the judges never fail of directing accordingly.
“In pleading, they studiously avoid entering into the merits of the cause; but are loud, violent, and tedious, in dwelling upon all circumstances which are not to the purpose. For instance, in the case already mentioned; they never desire to know what claim or title my adversary has to my cow; but whether the said cow were red or black; her horns long or short; whether the field I graze her in be round or square; whether she was milked at home or abroad; what diseases she is subject to, and the like; after which they consult precedents, adjourn the cause from time to time, and in ten, twenty, or thirty years, come to an issue.
“It is likewise to be observed, that this society has a peculiar cant and jargon of their own, that no other mortal can understand, and wherein all their laws are written, which they take special care to multiply; whereby they have wholly confounded the very essence of truth and falsehood, of right and wrong; so that it will take thirty years to decide, whether the field left me by my ancestors for six generations belongs to me, or to a stranger three hundred miles off.
“In the trial of persons accused for crimes against the state, the method is much more short and commendable: the judge first sends to sound the disposition of those in power, after which he can easily hang or save a criminal, strictly preserving all due forms of law.”
Here my master interposing, said, “it was a pity, that creatures endowed with such prodigious abilities of mind, as these lawyers, by the description I gave of them, must certainly be, were not rather encouraged to be instructors of others in wisdom and knowledge.” In answer to which I assured his honour, “that in all points out of their own trade, they were usually the most ignorant and stupid generation among us, the most despicable in common conversation, avowed enemies to all knowledge and learning, and equally disposed to pervert the general reason of mankind in every other subject of discourse as in that of their own profession.”
The last two ads have been great. I am once again confident that our beloved Barry half-White will win this thing.
I can now smoke a big fat joint and not be depressed.
Kev-O-Tron: Babies. They’re magically delicious!
Well who the hell are these guys going to take candy from if Obama kills all the babies!??!!!?!
Iggy Plop: D’oh. I’m sure McCain knows how to spell Barack Obama.
But killing thousands of our servicemembers and Iraqis and neglecting the people who didn’t return in one piece is okay. It was a Divine mandate, according to Kooky Moose, that we have unrestricted access to the black goop in the ground.
V572625694: tl;dr. But it is funny.
Cogito Ergo Bibo:Kev-O-Tron: Babies. Betcha can’t eat just one!
How could McCain *possibly* be able to smell his own butt when he’s not even flexible (physically) enough to wipe it?
Despicable in what respect, Charlie?
Not that I can stand to visit that toxic dump, but I bet the Freepers are going nutz with this shit…
Call me paranoid but now that McCain is in poll hell after the SnowVadge bounce ended…..could he dump her just before the election, say a couple of days, and get a Mittens Bounce and win this whole bad boy? Just askin’…..it’s been a freaky ride so far…..
Deepthroat: Oh, and their poison baby formula policy… The Chinese have NO problem with killing babies
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Not only did Barry try to eat our newly blackened babies, he also tried to win CORRUPT EARMARKS for them!
El Topo: Duh, silly. That’s why he wears diapers! Whip off, whiff out.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Good one!
freakishlystrong: beat me to that one.
Babies- come to flavor country.
“Kooky Moose, please. Your dog has been licking his ass for three straight hours. Now, I submit to you, whatever it is that he’s trying to dislodge, is either gone for good…or there to stay.”
We should offer a compromise…we can only abort ugly babies that are born alive…
Well, McCains hot water bottle suggestion might dispose of a few…..
I, for one, welcome our new Baby-Munching Overlords!
mmmm. Munch!
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Kev-O-Tron:
Babies. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!
everything i know i learned in ‘nam. i’m john mcsomething and i approve something.
Babies- I’m lovin’ it!
Babies- Eatin’ good in your neighborhood!
Okay, this if off topic but here goes: an old Mormon friend who votes Democrat posted an item on Facebook. Several of his friends got a thread going that’s mostly pro-Walnuts! One guy says he supports Walnuts! because of prop 8 in California. Wonkette instincts prompt me to write a snarky comment “yes when we stop teh gheyz from marrying my ability to marry will be far less threatened.” Dood says back:
I’m not so worried about anyone our age as I am about what will happen if our kids are taught in schools that marrying someone of the same sex is just the same as marrying someone of the opposite sex and when they’re taught all the little details that go with it. Or when they’ve grown up seeing movies that portray it, tv shows that glorify it, etc…. Read More etc.
-This country is fucked if Mittens ever get’s a hold of the reigns. Open question: do Mormons have the ability to detect sarcasm or is that a sin against baby jeebus or something?
Kev-O-Tron: Only space jesus that has his own planet…
Kev-O-Tron: Babies - Give you wings!
mookworthjwilson: Space Jesus kicks ass. He’s my favorite Jesus. I mentioned that thread to my favorite bartender and he says he’s naming his band Space Jesus now. Look for Space Jesus at a county fair near you!
silly rabbit — babies are for…
ok — that’s just dumb!
Kev-O-Tron: “Do Mormons have the ability to detect sarcasm or is that a sin against baby jeebus or something?”
Went to Park City, Utah with my wife a few years ago for some time off. Met masses of Mormons for the first time. They were like children — they were so lovably innocent, naive and sqeaky clean, we could hardly believe they were people at all. They do not know what sarcasm is. You may as well speak Mandarin or Klingon. It was sweet and eerie at the same time. We have not gone back.
Why do some babies keep insisting on being born to people who don’t want them? Women have abortions when they don’t want kids and men becoming dead beat dads when they don’t want kids. Face it folks, not all babies are wanted or greeted with joy. That’s never been true and it never will be true. Just one of the many ways that life sucks.
Down with pro-choice–abortion should be MANDATORY.
This campaign has changed BHO: he’s gone from Barry White to NWA in the space of a week.
These ads must be working–Obama up 49-45 in today’s Gallup. Headline says “At 49%, support for Obama is near his record high for the year.”
LeslieBee: At least for Repubs.
babies - taste great, or less filling?
I’m trying to think of some way to tie babies and Rap Snacks together but so far I’m coming up blank.
grendel:
Heh, heh… I can do, like, 20 different accents (lamely).
rockstarjoe: cooked in their mother’s milk is tasty.
The title of this blog post is just more lies spread by the libural media!!
As we all know, Johnny-Mac was held prisoner for FIVE and A HALF YEARS where he was tortured and so badly beaten that he can’t even WIPE his OWN ASS, let alone sniff it!
whatever_dc: November 4th? Just a guess…but it could take another 4 months for them to sort out the voter fraud perpetuated by Bible Spice/WALNUTS! corporate sponsors.
I guess the Repugs would be happier if they all died after birth because states create arcane reapplication rules for Medicaid for the purpose of thinning the rolls? Of maybe they’d prefer it if they turned 18 and signed up to go die in the war that we’ve been in for a third of my life.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/22/health/22infant.html
I have to add a comment to this post… it said there were 69 comments and there is just something wrong about having the # 69 associated with butt-sniffing and McCain.
Babies; they’re what’s for dinner
njdon: That’s not kosher. Babies marinated in soy…kosher.