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Mooseburgers!PASSWORD WAS ‘LIPSTICK_PIG’: Oh hey, like every other Republican official in America, Sarah Palin tried to hide her dirty work (and stupid family pictures) by using free Yahoo email accounts. And the HAX0RZ got in there, and our friends at Gawker saved the stuff before it was deleted! (This, for example, is the only known photograph of that poor baby awake/alive.) Oh and probably Dan Rather/Karl Rove faked it all to SHAME OBAMA. [Gawker]


3:49 PM on Wed September 17 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. SuperRounder says at 3:53 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Imitate the Turd Blossom, get shit on.

  2. Cape Clod says at 3:54 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Those hackers are going to mysteriously disappear into the wilderness in the next few days.

  3. Texan Bulldoggette says at 3:54 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Why is Bristol making fun of her baby?

  4. Oh my god, that photo is the devil incarnate. I knew it. Exorcism time. Praise be Jeebus. Amen

  5. Serolf Divad says at 3:54 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Here you go… you know you want one…for you and a friend… make me rich, people!

  6. ManchuCandidate says at 3:56 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Serolf Divad:
    How much?

  7. SuperRounder says at 3:58 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Genius, my friend. Genius.

  8. Texan Bulldoggette says at 3:59 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Her Yahoo email address was Gov.Sarah@yahoo.com & then Gov.Palin@yahoo.com??? If you want to hide your email address, use a halfway inconspicuous name, right? Something no one would ever mistake for being her, like AlaskanMensa@yahoo.com or basically anything else on the face of the earth than those two that she chose. She’s the stupidest twit on earth.

  9. Serolf Divad says at 3:59 pm, September 17th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate:

    $5.49… almost as cheap as a gallon of primo Alaskan gasoline!

  10. So why does Brisol spend so much time and have so many luvin photos with her brother. It’s almost like, hmm, they have a special bond. What’s the name of that bond I’m thinking about?

  11. 2druk2phluq says at 4:03 pm, September 17th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: I say we breed her. I’ve got $1000 for the bull of the litter. Now, which dog do we breed her with…

  12. teebob2000 says at 4:05 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Her Yahoo password was “nobama08″

  13. SayItWithWookies says at 4:05 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Too bad this didn’t happen to kr@rnc.com.

  14. Cogito Ergo Bibo says at 4:05 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Well done, my friend!

    Wonder how often Yahoo backs up the email on the interwebs, if at all.

  15. ManchuCandidate says at 4:05 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Serolf Divad:
    Well, is that the price this minute? You know before that one billion percent inflation hits?

  16. Borat: a bond,, mmhhhmmmm Bond, James Bond.
    naw, tax-free bond? Municipal bond? Dang, uyou left us a toughie, Borat.

  17. teebob2000 says at 4:08 pm, September 17th, 2008
  18. Does anyone actually think this is real?

  19. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 4:11 pm, September 17th, 2008

    This might be foreshadowing. Remember how Palin came in second in the Miss Alaska pageant. Well the Atlanta Journal Constitution talked to the winner and she’s . . . um . . . well, see for yourself:

    http://www.ajc.com/search/content/metro/cobb/stories/2008/09/08/blackburn_palin_cobb.html

  20. If these are legit, it will really cause some probs for the GILF! And deleting the e-mail from yahoo doesn’t solve the problem for her… nothing ever completely deletes, save a full hard drive wipe. (or securely shredding it). They can always subpoena the mail of these she corresponded with as well. There will be all sorts of ways to get these e-mails.

    What is it with Alaskans and not understanding how the tubes on the interweb work???

  21. Serolf Divad says at 4:12 pm, September 17th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate:

    It’s tied to the price of a gallon of oil… so it’ll probably be $17.00 within a few months.

  22. Supernatural_Delegate says at 4:15 pm, September 17th, 2008

    If my comments worked, I’d say that this is hilarious…

  23. Sussemilch says at 4:15 pm, September 17th, 2008

    First Name : Track
    E-mail/URL : track_44@hotmail.com
    How did you find us? : the news letter
    Hockey player/fan/coach? : player
    Comments : Big Lake hockey is awesome

  24. Serolf Divad says at 4:16 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Canmon (the Inadequate):

    Wow… no wonder she hates our Barry.

  25. tennessee Jed clampett says at 4:19 pm, September 17th, 2008

    azw88: she’ll refuse to testify claiming executive privilege or some such bs, and the neocons will hide her until 11/01.

  26. I think email services are required by the Patriot Act to keep backups of emails for Federal subpoena compliance. Along with IP addresses.

    This process could take a while.

    Of course, if a civic-minded Obaman hAx0R decides to anonymously submit the intercepted emails to the proper authorities… then perhaps GILF becomes P(risoner)ILF more quickly.

  27. Canmon (the Inadequate): Great find! Should be on the front page of the NYT.

  28. Never doubt the power of 4Chan.

  29. tennessee Jed clampett says at 4:25 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Canmon (the Inadequate): the runner-up CROWN is just a bit too ominous… mccranky will kick off in february and we’ll all be wearing earplugs til 2013….

  30. tennessee Jed clampett: Nope, no executive priv when you use something other than the official gov e-mail and no privacy when you use government computers on government time……

    Canmon (the Inadequate): Sarah played the fulte?? wonder if the ifrst Dude gets his skin flute played on a regular basis? And if so, she should have shown her daughter that trick, it keeps the preggers rate way down

  31. rockstarjoe says at 4:26 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Yahoo legally has to retain mail for something like 2 years, so deleting it won’t do her a lot of good.

  32. Cogito Ergo Bibo says at 4:27 pm, September 17th, 2008

    memzilla: Good to know. Seems to me that there is less of a claim to executive privilege when you take your work-related conversation to a public server. Well, and of course, any time you CC the (UGH) “First Dude” that crap is totally not protected.

    Cough up the emails, Barbie. Obvs, can hackz you, anyway.

  33. Oh man. If she ever became president, she’d probably upload the nuclear football to the Internet for archival purposes.

    I KAN HAZ TORRENT OF LAUNCH CODEZ PLZ KTHXBAI

  34. rockstarjoe says at 4:30 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Didn’t she supposedly CC her hubby on all her work emails? Somebody needs to get crackin’ on The.First.Dude@yahoo.com

  35. Sussemilch says at 4:37 pm, September 17th, 2008
  36. Oh, how A-MU-S-ING. Someone committed [a] felony offense[s], and stole Sarah Palin’s emails, and then (how F-U-NYY). Gawker PUBLISHED the stolen data.

  37. Viva la Cynthia says at 5:09 pm, September 17th, 2008

    teebob2000: damnit, how did you guess my yahoo account?! Now I’ll have to shut down my ImNot.Gov.Palin@yahoo.com account and stick with my ImNot.Sen.Biden@yahoo.com account. Man…

  38. It looks like this is legit - CNN just picked up on it, and the FBI & Secret Service are in on it now…

  39. DailyComicsReview says at 6:33 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Could have been so much more useful to just keep the password and collect some of those love letters back and forth

  40. Vanity Smurf says at 6:43 pm, September 17th, 2008

    Oh please, please Sweet Baby Jesus, please, let there be naked pictures and raunchy seks talk in some of these emails.

  41. answerbird says at 6:46 pm, September 17th, 2008

    WTF! At least Cheney is smart enough not to use a public yahoo account to hide his nasty sh*t. Her handlers are going to be working 24/7 as these stories unravel. The meltdown should be fun!

  42. SoonToBeExpat says at 7:12 pm, September 17th, 2008

    We need to put this woman in charge of National Security, stat. The evildoers won’t stand a chance.

    “Arrrgggh. I forgot the nuclear launch codes again. Please email them to me. kthxbye.”

    -Heartbeat.Away@yahoo.com

  43. IM IN UR T00BZ HAX0RING YR MOOSEBURGERS!

    Someone buy this woman a man sized safe like Cheney has, stat! How’s she supposed to hide all the really crooked shit if her password is so easily hackable?

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  44. O.K., the baby has Down Syndrome (A.K.A. Bushism), but what’s the
    excuse for the bimbo in the photo with the inverse Marty Feldman eyes?

    Too much time trying to sort out the bullshit around the dinner table?

  45. azw88: A ten megaton direct hit air strike would most likely clean the
    books of all old e-mail, and fry up most of the witnesses to her other transgressions.

  46. Gawker is fcuking stupid and here’s why. Idiots.

  47. I’m quietly floored that Palin isn’t using an AOL account. Prodigy?

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