John McCain To Eliminate Greed On Wall Street For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS
The McCain campaign has farted out this new ad which, impossibly enough, is the least offensive spot we've seen from Walnuts in a while. And yet, so offensive, still! He tells us that Barack Obama's only solutions for the financial collapse are "talk and taxes." His very next sentence is, "I'll reform Wall Street and fix Washington" -- two crisp, granular economic policy proposals to contrast Obama's cerebral, tax-and-spend hippie blather. Finally, Walnuts says, "I've taken on tougher guys than this before." What ever could that mean? [ YouTube ]