'Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. 'Oh look what Alaskan numbskull Sarah Palin is wearing now: It’s an Imperial death smock, just like what’s his name, Peter Cushing, wore in the fascist movie Star Wars. Tomorrow, inevitably, she will wear a bear suit. [Gawker]

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  1. Well, what else should we expect a fascist cunt to wear?

    This might call for a photoshop of her in the Princess Leia cast iron bikini chained to a Jabba McNasty.

  2. I’ve never understood why people with full access to anything they want would STILL choose to dress like they shop at Burlington Coat Factory. It’s almost like the Republican Party got a hold of a truckload of clearance items destined for Goodwill, and bogarted that crap, too.

    These people are way too determined to convince us they are just like the rest of ‘Murica.

  3. All Sarah needs is an Anti-Sex League red sash. Then she can go home and do her “duty to the party” by procreating more unfortunate infants with snowbilly moron and power-behind-the-throne hubby Todd “First Dood” Palin.

  4. I think it would be stretching it to compare her to Grand Moff Tarkin. I think the more apt comparison would be the Dark Star’s cruise director who inexplicably becomes Grand Moff’s #2 due to radiation poisoning causing the onset of Moff’s senility.

  5. [re=98391]SeminoleInDior[/re]: The inspiration for this sartorial preference is Pat Nixon, who, according to her one-time Preznit hubby, the late Richard Nixon, did not own a fur coat, but instead, a “good Republican cloth coat.” The purpose of this PR nonsense is as you stated.

  6. I just read through today’s posts. Excellent job. You guys started strong with the Lawyer who got raped and robbed by a Denver tranny, and just kept delivering after that. Well done. . .

  7. [re=98386]edgydrifter[/re]: Mebbe she can borrow those knee-length leather boots that Condi wore on her overseas trips…I’m not exactly sure what fashion statement Gov. Palin is shooting for here, but then again Cindy McCain wore millions of dollars worth of outfits and jewelry at the convention and everyone thought she looked like a pole dancer…Palin looks more like Miss Huan from Doonesbury.

  8. She also looks the the female version of Captain America’s nemesis, Red Skull. But with sexy Tina Fey glasses.

    Great Jebus! It’s not hard to make this lady look nice. Can’t we all just make the lady look nice? MAKE IT WORK! Andre? Where’s Andre?

  9. [re=98422]ColdCupofHope[/re]: Maybe she could be the next challenge on Project Runway. Of course, with this seasons designers she’d still end up looking like a drag queen or Betty Page.

  10. That’s not a death smock, it’s a speed suit. It’s the ultimate fashion statement for the super villain or mad scientist on the go. The cleverly disguised flap in the back means she doesn’t even have to come out of it to relieve herself. While it does come in pastel colors, she appears to have chosen one of the darker varieties (probably in keeping with her views on the force).

    Get it right, people. Professor Jukes obviously knows a speed suit when he sees one. It’s great for fascistas and children alike.

  11. If she is Darth Palin, then McCain is Senator Palpatine, who then becomes chancellor, and then in the interest of galactic peace, declares himself Emperor.

    Oh man, I just geeked myself.

  12. Snark break…

    I’m listening to Olbermann and Maddow yukking it up about how “McCain invented the Blackberry.” He didn’t say that. His adviser said McCain’s work on the Senate Commerce Committee as the champion of telecommunications helped to create the Blackberry. I once thought Olbermann was the sane voice, the brave voice who would call out the prez. I thought Maddow was a smart commentator. But to play Fox News games to pander to the left is just as lame as being Fox News.

    Now back to what’s important…Less taxes and more war!!

  13. [re=98446]The Helvetica Scenario[/re]: Are you saying like Obama, that she stinks like a fish?

    Interesting that the pundits didn’t want to go there.

    What was that Blue Oyster Cult song?

  14. [re=98447]Delicious[/re]: I’ve been hearing this story today as well. I was under the impression that the guy said here’s the miracle John McCain made happen and then held up his Blackberry. Do you know where I could find the full account of what he said?

  15. [re=98455]irisheyes[/re]: If the story gets cycled that Gore says he invented the internet, why not McCain inventing the Blackberry? Turnabout’s fair play, even a decade removed.

  16. [re=98459]The Helvetica Scenario[/re]: I appreciate the urge to fuck’em over however we can…but there’s so much legitimate bullshit to call I don’t think there’s a need to exploit a misstatement if that’s what it was. But if the guy said here’s the thing McCain invented and then held up a Blackberry- I say run with it.

  17. [re=98454]The Helvetica Scenario[/re]: Oh, I’m a SW nerd (loved the first two movies). Just decided to play off the stench reference.

    And ladies (the 3 that post here), no offense meant. Up close and personal is one of my fave activities. Oh shit. tmi

  18. [re=98447]Delicious[/re]: i’m watching rachel talk about troopergate. that ‘smile while rome is burning’ schtick only works on the tubes. i think that is the definition of snark.

  19. Is anyone else completely sick of Carly Fiorino acting as the SEXISM POLICE? From MSNBC on Carly’s opinion of the SNL Fey/Poehler sketch: “The portrait was very dismissive of the substance of Sarah Palin, and so in that sense, they were defining Hillary Clinton as very substantive, and Sarah Palin as totally superficial,” McCain advisor Carly Fiorina told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell on Monday. “I think that continues the line of argument that is disrespectful in the extreme, and yes I would say sexist.”


  20. [re=98447]Delicious[/re]: Yea, but dont we get to taunt them a l.i.t.t.l.e bit for how they treated Al Gore about his internet legislation?

    Just a bit of karma for the rabid right wing? It is out of our hands…

  21. [re=98515]Democratica[/re]: Someone should news flash Carly, they WERE ABSOLUTELY defining Hillary Clinton as very substantive, and Sarah Palin as totally superficial. And Guv’ner Palin has done nothing to prove them wrong thus far, so it’s a fair portrait. Dead-on accurate to pretty much everyone except the McCain campaign. Sexist? Hardly.

  22. She’s like Bush when he was the yell king, except she has
    both breasts and balls. Score Palin 2, Bush the usual 0.

    I have an idea for a new Sarah Palin sit-com, I’ll call it “That’s My Bush”.
    What, it’s been done? O.K., how about a religious comedy? I’ll call it
    “The Burning Bush”, with John McCain as Methuselah.

    By the way, what ever happened to boskolives?

  23. Er… I don’t think she’d wear a bear suit. Her supporters would gun her down via aircraft.

    She should probably do the world a favor and strap on a chastity belt, though.

  24. Please, note:Palin, bless her Barbie-Doll-mindless-fashionista soul (as we say in the South) knows just enough to wear Dark clothing after Labor Day!! (see ref. Jon Stewart, Daily Show: Laura Bush in white pant suit) — no light colored togs post-first Monday in Sept., kids!!

    And unfortunately, that’s about the extent of Ms. Palin’s knowledge/or care to know area— Buckle your seat belts, we’re in for a bumpy ride, kids! –:-(

  25. soon she’ll tell the inuit how she almost became vp. they’ll be thinkin’, “another wasilla drunken skank dream”.
    a thousand years from now they will tell stories around the campfire how, dances-with-moose, built a great bridge to the land of the fog.

  26. Despite everything that has been said, I decided to put lipstick on a pig,
    and to my amazement it transmogrified into a beautiful giant butterfly,
    filled with love and compassion for everyone.

  27. [re=98575]HedonismBot[/re]: except his mom hasn’t accepted the Lord Jebus Christ as her personal saviour. As a Jew, she is doomed to hellfire 4-ever.

  28. [re=98438]Delicious[/re]: No no, Cheney is the Emperor, the secret leader of the Republisith Party. Darth Dubya, Darth WALNUTS!, Darth Condoleezza and all the other Darths are but his minions. Barry Skywalker will strike them all down with his hopesaber.

  29. OK, late to the party here, but I have two x chromosomes and am a Star Wars geek, so I’m sorry I missed out. I actually had a dream last night that things were different in ‘Empire’ and that Princess Leia ended up marrying Lando – what does this mean?

  30. [re=98515]Democratica[/re]: Since when have republicans been so concerned with sexism? Where are they on equal pay for women? They demonize single motherhood (except for Sarah’s spawn and are against women’s reproductive rights. Republicans haven’t done crap for women evah, and now since they put this Palin in they are champions of feminism. Nice try.

    As a woman, I believe that feminism thrives when we have the ability to accurately judge the accomplishments of women without being charged with sexism. During the primaries I was called sexist for saying that Clinton did not have the judgment to be president given her record. I think Palin is a billionth worse than Clinton, because of her lack of ethics, judgment, intellect, and for her poor record of governing a state that needs little of it. Equality is being able to take hits like the boys.

    Sexism,bah. I was a female in computing back in the 1980s, I know sexism and this isn’t sexism.

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