Wonkette
Bill Clinton e-mailed us today and guess what he wants, that’s right, more money. He writes that you can purchase a DVD of Hillary & Bill’s convention speeches for $50 dollars, today! And if you pay $250, you get the same thing but SIGNED BY HILLARY. It is called the “Signature” Edition! Oh man, these people miss that $11 million of their $109 million fortune so much. But aren’t candidates who’ve suspended their campaigns only allowed to raise money through the convention, and then it comes out of their pocketbooks? Maybe there’s an article somewhere about this, but fuck reading. Anyway, Bill Clinton wants you to buy porn, was the point. [Hillary Clinton]
Please. No. Hillary. Porn.
Admit it - you’ve all masturbated to that clip of Bill mouthing “I love you… I love you” at the convention.
What? Just me?
All I can think about is that scene in Little Children where Kate Winslet’s husband buys a woman’s used underwear over the net, wraps them around his head, and jo’s while looking at pics of her. Extrapolate as you will.
If Bill Clinton actually wanted to sell me porn, I’d at least consider. I mean a guy like him, he knows where to find the really good stuff.
Am I the only one who thinks Hillary’s logo looks like some kind of 1980s sitcom about a woman getting a job in the big city?
please. the words “Hillary” and “porn” in the same DAY make me flaccid for weeks.
And for fifty bucks more, they won’t include the DVD of Bush, Cheney and Rove speeches.
Hillary supports Barack Obama, as you can see by that pin she is wearing…
It’s official….when the Clintons are offering the same incentives for donations as your local PBS affiliate, they’ve run out of ideas.
Harvey Birdman: Hell, who HASN’T done that while looking at pics of Kate Winslet?
he’s pimping? he needs some of them funny clothes,and a funny hat.
If you pay $500 you get their special naughty nekkid time video… with other people of course. Bill hasn’t touched that since he was stoned in college.
american mutt: Starring Sandy Duncan & Greg Evigan! Cue the theme song: heavy on sax and synth, opening credits feature sweeping helicopter shots of Manhattan.
DONT BUY IT! Wait a few weeks and there’ll be a director’s cut with extended scenes and bloopers and a couple of commentary tracks. Always happens. You know how many versions of “The Lord of the Rings” were eventually released? Don’t let it happen to you.
american mutt: Actually, it looks more like a talk-show logo…
OH MY GOD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
american mutt: If it wasn’t for the underlining thing, I wouldn’t have thought so. Oh, and the photo at a cock-eyed angle.
madirishman: I was thinking High School yearbook, circa 1987
Godot: Maybe if you were into BBW porn.
madirishman: Hillz comes bounding onstage in an orange pantsuit, mouth agape, eyes abugged. Clap Clap Point goes on for the show’s entire 22 minute run time the end.
The Clintons need the money for all the expensive Botox treatments they’ve been getting.
Cock, Bush, Hillary and Porn in the same thread. I think we’re done for the day.
Hill & Bill, we’re not giving you shit until you go out there & get Hopey elected. Based on your actions, deeds & words & the results of Nov. 4, come back to us THEN with your hand out.
SuperRounder: Hold on skippy, we need some drinking and drug references.
How much would it be if he threw in a cigar…
SuperRounder: and a Palin reference.
I’m a lot more interested in “The Making of The Hillz and Billz Convention Speeches DVD” where Barry personally edits their speeches to make sure the bitters don’t get too energized for Hillz in 2012
Serolf Divad: And the commentary track track is done by Terry Mcauliffe after downing a fifth of Bacardi. He get’s kinda weepy at the end.
Anita Cocktail: Yeah, and the ‘NO MA’AM’ t-shirts she wears on the road.
If I have told Bill once, then I have told him a thousand times. He needs to get Chelsea a personal trainer, some teaching from one of those Thai madams and a few ping-pong balls, and just work it out. Then, and only then, will I purchase Clinton porn.
Cape Clod: Blooper footage of Mark Penn eating a footlong meatball sandwich.
Oh yeah, that’s what that was. I got my copy tucked in the morning paper yesterday and promptly wrote Bill n’ Hillz a check for sixteen million Nigerian dollars.
Cool video, though, and I love the naked chorus line scene
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6331994107023396223
Look. Putting Hillary’s signature on the same DVD is not change. It is more of the same. I mean, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig.
I don’t think it’s at all tacky to be raising money for yourself rather than the nominee to whom you’ve pledged full support, HIllary. Why do you ask?
I see bad investments are the new hotness this week. Too bad I need that $50 for lotto tickets.
Rodney Badger: Well you can put lipstick on a pig…
obfuscator: The theme song is “Hillary for you and me”.
StripesAndPlaids: can’t stop laughing at this. I need to go home.
Thanks for reminding me Bill. Fifty bucks to Barrys campaign!
Porn with Hillary? Sure it’s lesbian porn which I hate it because you never know who’s faking the orgasm.
And still Chels goes unutilized.
If I had $50 to spare, I’d send it to Barry. Or just spend it on drugs.
gurukalehuru: Sell drugs, then send the money to Barry.
Next on ebay, she’ll auction her Bosnia bullets.
If you want one signed by Bill too, you have to suck his dick.
I know, I’ll just buy an old DVD of that hideous Gena Davis vehicle Commander in Cheese or whatever it was and sign Hillz name across the front. That way, I can personalize it. I think she wore a hideous pantsuit as well…
Sing it with me:
“Hillary for you and me!
Vomit while you watch t.v.!”
I got that email cuz my hiltard wife forced me to register.
It’s funny because it only mentions Barack’s name once near the end of the email. Sell-out wiggaz.
Oscar Folsom Cleveland: Nigerian Nira or NGN is the currency. This is very important - dollars, as in Zimbabwe dollars and American dollars isn’t worth the paper they are printed on.
“Signature Edition”? Is that like the Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham?
american mutt:
“‘Hillary!’ was filmed before a live audience of bitters.”
How much will it cost to get them to destroy all copies of this DVD and never ever make any more?
obfuscator: Thank You for that horrible image. I will never eat a meatball sandwich again.
njdon: The Mr. Whitefolks of politics?