Presumptuous Sarah Palin To Meet With World Leaders

Well looky here at who's getting too big for her lipsticks! It's the most presumptuous celebrity in the world, Alaskan teleprompter fraud Sarah Palin. She'll be meeting with various foreign dignitaries at the U.N. next week in order to show dubious Americans that she can, uh, sit down for crab cakes and fizzy water with the Sultan of Dubai. We are pretty sure this is tantamount to treason, meeting with all these people who can't evenvotein America. How nauseating to see somebody showboating around all glamorous-like with international superstars when there's real work to do at home in the Real America (not New York). COUNTRY FIRST, PALIN. [ Washington Wire ]