John McCain Invented The BlackBerry!
Yes, a McCain advisor said that John McCain "helped create" the motherfuckingBlackBerry,which is an insult to John McCain, who lost his ability to type or invent small digital devices that have tiny little keys when he was in Vietnam for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN.
Waving his BlackBerry personal digital assistant and citing McCain's work as a senator, [Douglas Holtz-Eakin] told reporters Tuesday, "You're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create."
[...] Holtz-Eakin, former director of the Congressional Budget Office, said McCain's service on and leadership of the Senate Commerce Committee put him at the intersection of a number of economic interests, including the telecommunications industry.
It is horribly sad and offensive that even John McCain's advisors, who are supposed tohelphim win this dumb election, cannot resist making him look like an asshole. Everybody knows that John McCain invented the celesta and has zero interest in that Al Gore techmology crap.